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[edit] MASTURBATE!!! LOL!!
Beat you all to it. Now fuck off. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 12:46, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
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- Cuz i iz pwnzor! --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 12:48, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
I've deleted UnNews:OMJ! Nick Jonas's pubic hairs are showing near his penile region! because it's highly unfunny, and irredeemable IMHO. Still, Welcome to UnNews...
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[edit] Hea dude.
Enjoy your wiki break... MrN 
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[edit] Hea!
Welcome back. :) THERE IS ONLY 1 ARTICLE ON VFD!!! WTF? MrN 22:21, Sep 1
- I'll fix it. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:23, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
- I just put three on it. You want more? I got a bunch others ready. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:35, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
- Dude, the way I see it... If there are not many on there, it's not flooding... So long as you think they are good noms, do it... I never nom more than 5 or 6 in a row myself, but whatever... MrN
22:42, Sep 1
- I think I'm above the rule about not flooding anyway. I was just seeing if you wanted more. /me gets right on it. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:44, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
- Dude, the way I see it... If there are not many on there, it's not flooding... So long as you think they are good noms, do it... I never nom more than 5 or 6 in a row myself, but whatever... MrN
- I just put three on it. You want more? I got a bunch others ready. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:35, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] &lol
&breath & lol & breath & lol. - [17:38 25 September] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
- Okay, I give. What? --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 19:27, 26 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] You cum-machine
You're welcome 
Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Contributions • Masterpieces) __ 02:27, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
- ☺ or ☻ --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 02:44, 29 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Are you an admin, and if so, why did you delete my article on...
...YOUR MOM??? BAM! I GOT YOU! After all these months, I got you, Dex. <2:58, 30 Sep 2008>
- I saw it was you. I check my watchlist before I check my talk. You didn't get me. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:05, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- It's okay to admit that I got you. I mean, really: I wrote a WHOLE article on your mom last Februtober. <3:10, 30 Sep 2008>
- Okay... Sure. Haven't you been here for a year now? Congradulations. You have no life. So, you mind reading/voitng on this? It could be my first feature (even though I think I should have several...) if you (yes, you!) do... And about 10 other people... Maybe I should force Outtrigger to get on and vote for it... Even though he really has never done anything for this site (other than piss me off with the Mass Effect article he was going to write)... Outtrigger is my bitch. --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:36, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- It's okay to admit that I got you. I mean, really: I wrote a WHOLE article on your mom last Februtober. <3:10, 30 Sep 2008>
[edit] Conservation
Shall we agree to stop and call this one a tie? Nice work, by the way. --Mr. Monkey 
Pant-hoot here. 23:52, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah... The thing I'm working on won't be finished in time... --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:53, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- I could finish something right now, but I'm not gonna because I don't feel like sniping you, especially because we both actually did quite a bit in the past few weeks... --Mr. Monkey
Pant-hoot here. 23:55, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- By the way, also these past two weeks, I've been nursing a sick kitten back to health (he's doing pretty well, but still has another week till I feel he'll really be perfect), sick myself, and had several projects I had to do for school. I'm amazed I even rewrote anything to be quite honest... --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:58, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- Same, except the kitten. I have a puppy. She wasn't sick, though, just really energetic. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:00, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- A toast to being the best Uncyclopedian's and people ever! --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:03, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- You both suck. I finish 1 article to tie you guys and you go ahead with 3 more! forced me into doing my half-assed Nintendo DS rewrite.
Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Contributions • Masterpieces) __ 00:20, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- Heh. /me hugs Sonic. Love you, too. Even if my article (the one you reviewed) failed on VFH (which it shouldn't have, dammit!). --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:42, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
- You both suck. I finish 1 article to tie you guys and you go ahead with 3 more! forced me into doing my half-assed Nintendo DS rewrite.
- A toast to being the best Uncyclopedian's and people ever! --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:03, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
- Same, except the kitten. I have a puppy. She wasn't sick, though, just really energetic. --Mr. Monkey
- By the way, also these past two weeks, I've been nursing a sick kitten back to health (he's doing pretty well, but still has another week till I feel he'll really be perfect), sick myself, and had several projects I had to do for school. I'm amazed I even rewrote anything to be quite honest... --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 23:58, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
- I could finish something right now, but I'm not gonna because I don't feel like sniping you, especially because we both actually did quite a bit in the past few weeks... --Mr. Monkey
[edit] Thanks for the vote
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[edit] Penis
That is all... MrN 19:53, Dec 20
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[edit] Slug
is the shit, yo. Stay left, stay def. =) sir
sysrq @ 18:33 Dec 25
- Someone else who knows Atmosphere?!? AMAZING!!! --Pleb Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 18:50, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
