[edit] Cho Seung-Hui

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Cho threatning to cut off all the large dicks in the world

" HOLY SHIT!!!"

~ Tourettes guy on Cho's penis size

" Cho Seung-Hui was a conspiracy comitted by the Bush administration"

~ Rosie O' Donell on Cho Seung-Hui

" Is that a Chinese restaraunt"

~ Oscar Wilde on Cho Seung-Hui

" Shut up Danny Devito"

~ Kenny Rogers on Cho Seung-Hui

[edit] Early Life

Cho Seung-Hui was born in the vast region of the demilitarized zone between South and North Korea, while his mom gave birth to him she was avoiding trip mines and repeated gun fire. Later in childhood Cho Seung Hui was paddled across the Pacific ocean to the land of oppurtunity by four ricecakes large enough to hold each of his family member's. During the trip Cho's two hamsters named Eggroll and Eggroll Two were wounded causing Cho to become mentally unstable for the rest of his life.

America's response to Cho Seung-Hui

[edit] Adolescence

During Cho's school years he was a very shy kid, except during Health class where he repeatedly asked the teacher why he had such a small dick ( himself) After school at home, Cho would always eat fortune cookies and measure his penis size, wondering if hopefully one day it would grow bigger like any normal man. This did not occur during adolescence: However while Cho was known to be a frequent drunk, One night while returning home Cho was so drunk he tried to cut off his own penis; realizing that he didn't get any. Unfortuantley Cho could not locate it, resulting in severe depression.

[edit] Massacre

On April 16th, 2007 Cho went on a killing spree at Virginia Tech Univeristy, taking the lifes of 32 innocent bystanders. One theory is that Cho targeted those with exeptionally large dicks and vaginas. Cho used two handguns to shoot and kill the victims, while using water balloons to scare off campus security. After killing his victims, Cho took his life with a musket. His last words were "hing ching chong shit chinngy chong" which translates to: "I hope hell has surgical operations to make my penis large."