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Intentionally Bad.

This article/image/category/whatever is intentionally bad. The author of the article is not a n00b who does not know what funny is, is in fact literate in the English language, has an elementary school or higher level of education, and the shift key on his keyboard is functioning correctly. You just wouldn't know it by looking at the article.

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My hallucinogen

WELCOME TO MY TALK PAGE, FELLOW JACKASS!

Rules you have to follow here. For another edition, reload the page.

1. DO NOT post spam on my page. it will bee |)31373|) and you will be kicked to the curb while your friend is being eradicated and Jack is Flamethrower'd again while TheLoserBaloon says "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub" a lot jacking off to megalomaniacal porn and the BME Pain Olympics.

2. Do not threaten to me that you will killed in the sixth book me if you have ever said lk wtf u d1rty h4xor.

3. Mad Libs Templates are PERMITTED. Like this. 1,000 days ago, It was a shaky The day after Tomorrow at noon in Africaland. Michael Jackson was actually untieing a monkey when a person was being bought for a dollar. He said OMG!1! for no reason and then got evicted on a Tuesday.

4. BE NICE. I personally don't like flamewars.

5. Talk HERE if you were offended by my Pee Review. Don't be like "You PISS" anywhere else, jackass.

6. Have fun....

Rules you have to follow everywhere because they said so

1. Do not talk about /b/.

2. DO NOT talk about /b/.

34. There is porn of it, with the exception of child.

35. If there isn't porn of it, it will be made (with said exception).

Pages with this prefix:

SignPost goes here

June AKA Archive 1.

July, or Archive 2

I fixed your page.

Hi. Your page needed some help so I stepped up to the plate. Check it out. Thx. Smuggler.

CMC

Welcome, DotJasperDotNot, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:11 5 August] Sir FSt Don Yettie

You Win a Cookie!

For reviewing my article.... --Velosi-T 02:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

You get a COOKIE!

You have done something. It might be good, it probably was bad, but whatever it was, you deserve a cookie for it! So here's one now, from Velosi-T, who appreciates your efforts. Knock yourself out.

Thanks! I'll be sure to put it on my Intentionally Bad ~~cave~~ profile. DotJasperDot Not!

Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA The time is 14:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC) Also Schfifty-five.

My templated thankings

BLUEYONDER'S GRATITUDE

BlueYonder expresses his appreciation for something you did that will be specified elsewhere.

You are currently gazing into the Blue Yonder. Feeling philosphical yet?

Ta one helluva lot for that UnProviser of the Month nomination. I'm flattered. And on a completely unrelated note, you're the first to ever recieve my poorly-made official thanking template. You'd better be overwhelmed with honour right now. BlueYonder