User talk:Dr. Fenwick

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Contents 1 Welcome! 2 Ta. 3 Thanks! 4 Malcolm X (rapper) 5 Cheers! 6 THINKER'D 7 Thanks! 8 Thank You 9 Sloth 10 Fat Albert 11 Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy! 12 Thank you! 13 Thanks!! 14 Thanks a Bundle 15 Thanks 16 thanks 17 Danke! 18 A slightly belated thank you 19 Thankie! 20 Topic Name 21 Thanks for the vote 22 The US Government Salutes You! 23 Far Out! 24 Bipolar Bears 25 Thanks so much for your vote on '667' 26 Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!! 27 Squeak 28 Thanks for reviewing Umbrella Corporation 29 A psychic is you! 30 You're welcome, but 31 DVD 32 Pee review 33 Thank You Thank You 34 Buster Keaton 35 Thank you 36 That Pesky Keaton again 37 Prepare for the thanking of your life! 38 Since you're whoring... 39 Thanks! 40 hey 41 Uncyclopedia:VFH/Red light 42 Buster Keaton 43 Thankings of Votings 44 Thanks 45 Hello =) 46 Large amounts of ta! 47 Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? 48 Thanks! 49 Thanks for your vote! 50 Thanks a lot 51 *STAR WARS theme plays...* 52 Ease up on the whoring there, buddy. 53 meloni 54 Thanks, Doctor! 55 Why?: Do White Women Love Black Men so Freaking Much?! 56 Thanks, I Guess 57 Thankies 58 Reviews 59 Thanks and hi

[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Dr. Fenwick, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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[edit] Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

[edit] Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:01, Oct 12

--El Zoof 07:55, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Malcolm X (rapper)

Thanks for your input on Pee Review/Malcolm X (rapper) on Pee Review. I'd give you a gift, but Malcolm X hasn't decided what he wants to give you yet..

I agree with and have made the changes you suggested. If you want, you can submit some edits, or get other users to check it out. Thanks again. -- ^{The Turd From The Golden State} WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 19:30, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Trust me man, i have no problem with people whoring their articles. I mean, i don't know how else I can get people to look at it other than just hoping that someone comes across the article or pee review (as you did). I will be sure to check Everybody Hates Dubya out though. -- ^{The Turd From The Golden State} WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 01:52, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAcorpse  [scream!] 02:59, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THINKER'D

Hey, I guess I didn't give this to you when I completed the edits, but now that its renom'd and looking nice, here ya go! --THINKER 03:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

	THINKER'D
	Your work was Dr. Fenwick good. Now its THINKER good.
	APPROVED You're welcome.

[edit] Thanks!

A wise choice minion, heres a cookie:

User:Leatherboundbooks has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 12:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
	You have be some black an For voting on The	en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

PS: loved the strong for! --herr doktor needsAscalpel  [scream!] 04:20, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sloth

	:: THE RANDOM POSTCARD ::
	Awww you're making me blush. I appreciate you taking the time to read my crap! -Zana Dark

You're awesome!   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 07:29, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I got banned by some loser admin and had to ask another admin to un-ban me... Any hoo give me a couple and I will get to it I promise.   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 20:32, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Fat Albert

I saw your rationale for why you voted against Fat Albert, and I wanted to tell you in person that I'd rather have a vote than two pictures. The ones I have should be enough. Delete them yourself, for the satisfaction, you have permission. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:53, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

But I'd rather you keep the authorship of the article out of the vogue for a bit. It's an experiment, see? I'm seeing if it's my unpopular authoring name that causes my pages to stagnate on VFH.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:03, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

	Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
	For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 18:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you!

So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me! Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:09, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!!

The Folgers brand Folgers Corporation
thanks you for choosing
Folgers Crystals

Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.

Thanks a lot, doc! :) --THINKER 18:30, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:35, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

	Thanks a Bundle
	Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry?	Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:37, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] thanks

User:THE... ...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

--THE 12:08, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

-- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 04:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:17, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:50, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:42, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the vote

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:46, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall

Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Thanks very much doc!! ;) --THINKER

[edit] Far Out!

Dame GUN WotM 2xPotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:27, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Sir Roger 06:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:20, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks Dr. F! And thanks for the review also, much appreciated!! :)--THINKER 00:10, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 05:05, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for reviewing Umbrella Corporation

Thanks for reviewing the Umbrella Corporation, but I just need some clarification of your review. When you say the article kinda sags in the middle, which sections do you mean? 3 and 4? 3 to 5? Or just section 4? --Wolf ODonnell 08:42, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

In reference to your question about how many times Legend of Zelda will be parodied... I'm planning on ensuring that every Zelda game is parodied except the Phillips CD-I ones. Frankly, I wouldn't touch those with a ten-metre barge poll. Thank you for your review. Wolf ODonnell 15:36, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 22:08 Aug 17, 2007 22:18, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You're welcome, but

Who got rid of the pictures? What do you mean? They were there when I fixed it up. Anyways, I'm glad to see that you've made an actually GOOD Buster Keaton article. It's kind of stupid in some places (all the sex stuff is kind of lame), but it's still pretty funny. Good job! -- Roman Dog Bird 20:51, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] DVD

Thanks! JakeBastille™

[edit] Pee review

Thanks for reviewing Sweatshop. I've had a little fiddle with the layout. Regarding the issue of length, did you read the subpages on menswear, ladieswear, etc? Because while the main page is a bit short, the entire thing adds up to a reasonably long article. People not clicking on the links is my biggest worry with the article. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:37, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You Thank You

Thanks for voting for Right arrow! Your votes means nothing everything to me! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 23:53, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Buster Keaton

I'm not sure what to do with the ending of the "Box Office Rivals" section. It might could be stronger, somehow. I didn't have a problem catching the reference in "Then perhaps the cow that tipped over the lamp that started the great Chicago Fire happened in late October or some month with 28 days". It's more the sensibility of the sentence: I'm not sure what it means in the context of the article. If it is literal, then "But in late October -- or some month with 28 days -- events began to pile up. A cow tipped over a lamp and started the Great Chicago Fire, and later Charlie Chaplin in an interview with..." But I think maybe you mean it metaphorically? "Then, just like the cow that tipped over a lamp and started the Great Chicago Fire, a simple interview started a personal conflagration which would eventually make ashes of Keaton's bustling dreams..." Maybe something like that? As you can see, I am easily confused. Anyway, it is just one sentence in a good article. ----OEJ 14:16, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:37, Oct 1 00:37, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] That Pesky Keaton again

Hi Doc, I'm responding to your request for my vote. A polite request deserves a full response, so here it is:

I saw the (significant) improvements you've made to the article, and like them. Particularly the extra stuff you slipped in about the rivalry with Chaplin. Nice. However, as I observed in VFH after re-reading it this morning, I still think there's at least one too many sexual references in there. To whit:

1. This is also the same age he lost his virginity to a meat packer's daughter named Helga - a fat, ugly woman, but a woman nonetheless.
2. This brought some controversy to the film, and Keaton is quoted as observing: "Controversy creates cash, cash in turn creates pussy. And I love pussy!"
3. More attention, movie deals, money, cars, houses, promotional posters and pussy! Pussy! Keaton couldn't stand the fact Chaplin got more and better pussy than he did...

I honestly think you could lose at least the first one (and possibly rework the second to remove the pussy reference) without affecting the feel or flow of the article, and it would - for me - actually be an improvement. That's what's stopping my vote right now. However, I may be in a minority, as you have had a few for votes already, and could well see more, in which case you'd be justified in thumbing your nose at me, calling me a rude name, and enjoying your highlight. As always, it's up to you!

I am a bit picky about VFH votes - and getting pickier - so I'd like to close by saying that as it is I still think it's a fine article, and good luck with the VFH! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:48, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

Thanks for voting for the page with the ridiculously long name! No, seriously, thanks! I SAID THANKS GODDAMNIT! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:11, Oct 3

[edit] Since you're whoring...

...I voted on Buster Keaton. For! RabbiTechno 17:06, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

O and by the way, if you've going to whore, use the IRC, not the talk pages. Remember, I'm a pro. Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:02, Oct 12

[edit] hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 08:14, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Uncyclopedia:VFH/Red light

Hey man, Red light has gotten two excellent reviews so far. I wonder if you would support this on VFH? --  CAKE J! <-> 01:19, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Time for your part of the bargain, Fen. --  CAKE J! <-> 22:21, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Alternate payment, worth just as much --  CAKE J! <-> 05:44, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Buster Keaton

Hello, I promise to vote for on this article if If you support HowTo:Get Out of Jail on VFH, deal?--Sir Manforman 22:11, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Yep, you got my vote on it--Sir Manforman 22:40, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

• ¡Hola, amigo! Soy el Morsa. Desafortunadamente, my old account died. This username is my brand-spanking-nuevo sockpuppet! I certainly hope you didn’t rewrite your entire article on account of my vote, but I admire your amenability to corrections. Make no mistake: I liked the article, which was why the pervasive references to “pussies” were so irritating: they drowned out the article’s better aspects.

En todo caso, I will certainly consider altering my vote. (That is legal, right…? I mean, outside of Florida?)

¡A Díos! Soy el Morsa 04:34, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

@-}—

[edit] Thankings of Votings

You voted for me!

I voted for you!

We're voting for each other and

we don't know what to do!

but they call me the seeker!

...

Thanks!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:29, Oct 17

[edit] Thanks

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:07, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hello =)

I've been recruiting cage fighters. Your name came up in my self-discussions as a likely candidate.   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 00:30, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay read this for homework.   (harass) (contributions) …·°º•ø®@» 00:46, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

• hint* =~~~~

[edit] Large amounts of ta!

Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

Ah, 'tis the good Doctor. Hope things are still going well for you!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:25, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet?

Howdy y'all. I'd be glad to help with that there article up there. Just tell me in what capacity you would like my help and I will be willing to provide it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:38, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks for voting for my article, and enjoy your trip to the drunk olympics! They're supposed to be in Hong Kong next year, but since the organizers are all drunk, they'll probably end up in Hawaii somewhere! But anyway, good luck finding them and thanks again for the vote! :) --THE 01:13, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for your vote!

On The Color Problem, guess I forgot to say! Glad you enjoyed. MrN  19:46, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks a lot

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN  17:22, Dec 6

[edit] *STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts