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Chapter Seven
The Doctor's big mistake • Drama, drama, drama • RuneScape, Act I • Slipknot • Stardom • Hacking things up • CONGRATULATION • The Project advances • Signatures: The Return of the Revenge of Signatures II • Battling depression and other weird bits • A purple birthday wish • All aboard • Multilingual • Sexy b'crats • RuneScape, Act II • The perilous lands of VFD • Cajek attacks!

Chapter Six
No, of course it wasn't the end, you dipwads • FU SPANG • Frogs in hell • The doctor messes up again • Psychological thrillers • Yellow banners • Dollar signs, placement thereof • Hovercars and bribes • Penis! • Fnoodle returns • e|m|c goes missing • Flaming bags of feces • L • Turnips • The doctor messes with amphibians • A surprise feature, and inspiration • The doctor plots • "I'm not an admin" • "I am an admin" • Congratulations and sympathy • The plot thickens • Charitwo gives the finger • Ethine • A romp through Yahoo! Answers • Whining • Titanium Trousers and other defense • Encyclopedia Parodia • TKF and Skullthumper battle it out in a round of the world's worst acting • The final straw

Chapter Five
In which our hero's talk page virginity is taken • Partially pregnant • The weaknesses of ninjas • Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance • A drug dealer on the doctor's talk page • Clever and innovative • Furbies, burning of • Nosy • XHTML fairies • A new sig is born and shot down • The doctor pisses off the entire site • The Great American Novel • "You've got the wrong doctor" • Zombiebaron makes a point • Creating a creature • Our hero is welcomed, again • "teh" and "the" • A survivor from the ICU • Enzo Aquarius can't spell • Fnoodle is never wrong • Starting the presses • The UnSignpost, issue #1 • Keen! • The ways of Wikia • Spang likes pi • Too Long; Didn't Read: The Movie • Jars of dirt, possession thereof • The return of Kip the Dip • Identity theft • The entire site pisses off the doctor • Advice from the most unlikely of sources • Better things to do • The End?

Chapter Four
In which our hero sticks his finger in an electrical socket • Fat Americans • Zombiebaron, Jr. • Slightly drunk • Season's Greetings, part II • Running through the halls of Uncyclopedia • Mordillo is angered • A cryptic message • Knighthood • Finnius joins in the fray • If you give a doctor a cookie • A last-ditch attempt at passing first semester classes • A heart in the wrong place • Asses on fire • Slightly off • Rivalry • The doctor drifts away • Lent • The massive return • Greetings from Texas • The evolution of hole punching and other stupid ideas • Invasion of the robots • Signatures once again • And again • My Mother the Car • The doctor sets a trend • Promotion

Chapter Three
In which our hero runs a red light • Skateboarding • Mysterious maths of VFH • Time travel • A very brief discussion on being an administrator • The laziness of admins • Captain Random • The tragedy of Nerd42 • A suspicious noob • Signatures, part sixteen and a half • Ljlego returns • An apology • Fighting vandalism without admins • Dead baby jokes, originality thereof • Cajek bursts in unexpectedly • The Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • The other doctor • "Jesus didn't have a talkpage" • How to become an administrator in one easy step • Homosexuality • More of the Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • Season's Greetings, part I • Dr. Skullthumper is no asshat • Banned!

Chapter Two
In which our hero discusses Terry Pratchett • Communism strikes • An accidental revert • Thanked for peeing • A grateful gobshite • Sorts of things you shan't do to children • The matter of signatures returns • Penis removal • Crime and Cajek • Span tags • Robots and javascript • A literary debate concluded with a ban • A user questions the communications system • The wondrous lands of QVFD • The metaphorical wall • Psychic powers, crystal balls, and the Firefox debate • Welcomed into UnNews • The sixty-eighth reason why Wikia sucks • Signatures return for an encore • Olipro • A whore • A noob • A template that, while not top-quality, is better than Ljlego's • Mysterious disappearance • A discussion on the word "previously" • Confused for an administrator • A noob whore • Under construction • Mozart will be Bach

Chapter One
In which our hero is welcomed • Sinking of the kitchen • Noobhood • A suggestion is made and forgotten about • Pillow fights and other antics • Deity of the links • Mozart and Butch Cassidy • Shame'd • An adopter is found • ICU's and how not to use them • The light fantastic • Flash and other tricky bits • Being a bit too trigger-happy on the quotes • Signatures, signatures • The trouble with double redirects • An annoying new user

Contents

Things

New messages below here. If you can figure out what the above is a reference to, I'll... be really impressed?

Erm, that's your old talk page in a nutshell, more or less.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Actually it's a parody of something, too, also. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:43 Aug 20, 2007
And you know something? I know that one too. It's literally on the tip of my tongue.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:29, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Lord of the Rings?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:29, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Does the name "Bloody Stupid Johnson" mean anything to you? If not, you probably won't get it. Just like 98% of the people that will see it. Thus rendering it unfunny. But it's in userspace, so nobody cares. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 22:08 Aug 20, 2007
The name "Moist Von Lipwig" also means plenty to those in the know. And the ill-built tower trembles mightily at the butterfly's passage... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:57, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Splee! Also, I don't know about you, but I can't wait until September 18th... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 16:46 Aug 28, 2007
Oh me too. As much as a Feegle anticipating a draught of special sheep liniment! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 20:28, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Join the Revolution, comrade!

YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!
REGISTER TODAY!

Dear Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 2

Workers' Party Member TheLedBalloon has invited you to join the Workers' Party and help the revolution be the best it can be! Without many members being of helping the site, we cannot be of big helpings to site and users, such as the have of unfree that are of need of negotiations with admins for unbanning and such. We are also of giving free hats to all members, amnesty coverage, healthcare, and if you makeway into Inner Party, you get face on Valjuta. Valjuta allow purchasing of great products on Uncyclopedia from the Worker's Party and the Uncyc Store, and you are of getting them when you are joining. You can even deposit Valjuta for Yoinxx and help party drive Valjuta inflation down so that you can buy more.

Stop rebellion. Help the newcomers. Fix the site. Negotiate your Uncyclopedia friends. Buy stuff. Kill the brotherhood. Don't forget Miss Unsoc!

WRITERS' OF UNCYCLOPEDIA, UNITE! PLEASE JOIN UNSOC TODAY!

Sincerely,

TheLedBalloon

Thanks a bundle

THANKS!
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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:17, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

Dude, it was a frigging joke

What is your problem? You don't have to be a jerk about it. --Captain Random 21:42, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Whoops, knee-jerk reaction there. (Trying to revert something else at the same time.) Too many windows open... (goes off to fix) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:02 Aug 28, 2007
It's fine... I partially added it back. Ignore the edit summary - I thought you were going to be hostile. :P --Captain Random 21:47, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
YOU FUCKING BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT A FUCKING MISTAKE! There, how's that? That's my best "Caps Lock" face. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:42 Aug 28, 2007
Well done. :P --Captain Random 21:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry, the changes are permanent

Rejoice, Dr. Skullthumper! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I was thinking the same with the namespace stuff. Since it starts out by persuading (however unconvincingly), I figured the Why might be the best place for it. Thanks for the review! And congrats on your latest feature! -RAHB 06:25, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the award & good luck on VFH... like you need it... might as well say "congrats on your upcoming feature". :) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 14:34 Aug 30, 2007
oooo, thanks for the nice remark. We'll see if it does any better this time around. -RAHB 05:01, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

THANK YOU!!!

User:Manforman/Thank Thanks for the vote retraction--Sir Manforman 17:45, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:39, Sep 2, 2007

Re:Sig Problems

There's a "raw signature" box in my preferences, but there isn't anywhere to paste that code... Did you mean to put the code directly into the sig?

--Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ flipwits 01:15, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

You place {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Flipwits/sig}} where it says Nickname: and than you check out the Raw signature box--Sir Manforman 01:18, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
What he said. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 01:03 Sep 03, 2007

Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:30, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome!

Image:Cheevers.jpg

Gerrycheevers sincerely thanks you.

Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token
of his gratitude, Gerry wishes to offer you his services
should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning
a pick-up street hockey game.

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 03:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

template:crime

Dude, you fixed it! Thank you for helping. If you can think of any more crimes to add please add them. Thank you! America salutes you.
--Cajek 23:14, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I'm something of an HTML geek. If you find anything else that's broke & needs fixin', let me know. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 23:19 Sep 06, 2007

Well, you can understand why I added that part, right? Would it be ok if I just had the link and nothing else?
--Cajek 04:53, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

In my opinion it seems unnecessary, and a bit annoying. Navigational templates are for navigating, not suggesting "maybe you ought to go here". But if you really like it feel free to revert it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 19:20 Sep 10, 2007

Re. Span tags and you

I don't know what's wrong with the signature, and I think my tags are closed--Sir Manforman 12:12, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Hai!

How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:44, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Bot test successful. Every zig has been taken off. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 17:50 Sep 08, 2007
Oh noes!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:52, 8 September 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the Welcome

Threesome 03:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Threesome 03:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Threesome 03:14, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

How can someone like you endorse spoilers?

From reading your biography on your user page, I have concluded that you are a smart person who can write amusing stories. How, then, can you endorse such a tasteless, and even harmful form of idiocy as spoiling stories? This website would be so much better without them. Wouldn't you please try to convince your collegues of this?

  1. The joke is it's a spoiler page, full of spoilers. While I don't like spoilers, going to the "spoiler" page in "Uncyclopedia" means you pretty much are gonna get what you expect.
  2. Blanking pages is vandalism. Always. Sorry, but if you want to propose something, I'd suggest using the Talk Page, where you'll be completely ignored.
  3. Snape kills Dumbledore.
  4. And on a literary note, stories should be amusing throughout and not rely on one important plot twist. If a story crumbles after knowing just one plot twist, it's a pretty bad story.
  5. Enjoy your infiniban. Sorry about that. If you want to discuss it, get on IRC. ChatZilla works nicely if you have Firefox. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 20:45 Sep 09, 2007
Me not being capable of writing amusing stories, I can't really comment here. However, I can be sure to let you know that the admins on IRC are usually kinder to people who don't come onto the chat and say "UNBAN ME NOW YOU FUCKERS!" As for blanking, that is a complete no-no. As for spoilers, a rule of thumb: if you don't want to be spoiled, stay away from the Internet. I personally am not a fan of blatant spoilers, but sometimes beating around the bush just isn't good enough. It is at these times when spoilers are used, and that's that. Nothing will change that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:51, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
I have every right to post spoilers, such as "Jake and Eddie die in The Dark Tower", or "The Auxillary Police force are the people killing everyone just to keep the village clean in Hott Fuzz", without getting banned. At least, I think I do. Don't ban me. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:55, 9 September 2007 (UTC)
Shame. Such a nice IP, too. I wonder if he actually read my entire userpage before posting. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 02:56 Sep 10, 2007

How do you mesage somebody on this thing????

How do you mesage somebody on this thing???? The King of Cody Whyoming 23:49, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Leetest Clanzor

You just did. Congrats. Stop adding MySpace pictures / links / vanity. Have a nice day. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 23:52 Sep 09, 2007

We send great tidings of thanks

Now we know how to take care of quick deletions. Thanks ever so!

Threesome 01:10, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

No problemo! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 01:11 Sep 10, 2007

Heaps of praise

The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

For nomming this and helping to touch it up, thanks, Dr. S! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:17, Sep 10, 2007

I feel almost useful. Also, you're welcome. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 03:17 Sep 10, 2007

Thank ya

THANKS!
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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:48, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Whooeyy!

THANKS!
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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Hide

I don't how how it works, but it's somewhere hidden in the code of Template:UnMedia. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:39, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Re. I'm looking into my crystal ball...

I was trying to get it so you could enable the "mark as voted" thing on VFH but it isn't working and instead is coming up as Voted ✔ in green text, do you know how to fix that?--Sir Manforman 23:39, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, it works! That's what's supposed to happen. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:41, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
Yes, it should say "mark as voted" next to each one, and by clicking on "mark as voted," it'll mark it as... voted. It's sort of like your own personal checklist. It doesn't vote for you, if that's what you're thinking. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 23:45 Sep 16, 2007
When I click the "green" Voted ✔ thing, it doesn't do anything. It doesn't say "mark as voted" anywhere.--Sir Manforman 00:50, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
The Green Voted ✔ thing is the "marked as voted". --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:53, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
It's marking up articles I never checked out though--Sir Manforma