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SKULLTHUMPER! COME BACK TO US! WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK FROM VACATION?!?!?!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 04:48)

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Chapter Seven
The Doctor's big mistake • Drama, drama, drama • RuneScape, Act I • Slipknot • Stardom • Hacking things up • CONGRATULATION • The Project advances • Signatures: The Return of the Revenge of Signatures II • Battling depression and other weird bits • A purple birthday wish • All aboard • Multilingual • Sexy b'crats • RuneScape, Act II • The perilous lands of VFD • Cajek attacks!

Chapter Six
No, of course it wasn't the end, you dipwads • FU SPANG • Frogs in hell • The doctor messes up again • Psychological thrillers • Yellow banners • Dollar signs, placement thereof • Hovercars and bribes • Penis! • Fnoodle returns • e|m|c goes missing • Flaming bags of feces • L • Turnips • The doctor messes with amphibians • A surprise feature, and inspiration • The doctor plots • "I'm not an admin" • "I am an admin" • Congratulations and sympathy • The plot thickens • Charitwo gives the finger • Ethine • A romp through Yahoo! Answers • Whining • Titanium Trousers and other defense • Encyclopedia Parodia • TKF and Skullthumper battle it out in a round of the world's worst acting • The final straw

Chapter Five
In which our hero's talk page virginity is taken • Partially pregnant • The weaknesses of ninjas • Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance • A drug dealer on the doctor's talk page • Clever and innovative • Furbies, burning of • Nosy • XHTML fairies • A new sig is born and shot down • The doctor pisses off the entire site • The Great American Novel • "You've got the wrong doctor" • Zombiebaron makes a point • Creating a creature • Our hero is welcomed, again • "teh" and "the" • A survivor from the ICU • Enzo Aquarius can't spell • Fnoodle is never wrong • Starting the presses • The UnSignpost, issue #1 • Keen! • The ways of Wikia • Spang likes pi • Too Long; Didn't Read: The Movie • Jars of dirt, possession thereof • The return of Kip the Dip • Identity theft • The entire site pisses off the doctor • Advice from the most unlikely of sources • Better things to do • The End?

Chapter Four
In which our hero sticks his finger in an electrical socket • Fat Americans • Zombiebaron, Jr. • Slightly drunk • Season's Greetings, part II • Running through the halls of Uncyclopedia • Mordillo is angered • A cryptic message • Knighthood • Finnius joins in the fray • If you give a doctor a cookie • A last-ditch attempt at passing first semester classes • A heart in the wrong place • Asses on fire • Slightly off • Rivalry • The doctor drifts away • Lent • The massive return • Greetings from Texas • The evolution of hole punching and other stupid ideas • Invasion of the robots • Signatures once again • And again • My Mother the Car • The doctor sets a trend • Promotion

Chapter Three
In which our hero runs a red light • Skateboarding • Mysterious maths of VFH • Time travel • A very brief discussion on being an administrator • The laziness of admins • Captain Random • The tragedy of Nerd42 • A suspicious noob • Signatures, part sixteen and a half • Ljlego returns • An apology • Fighting vandalism without admins • Dead baby jokes, originality thereof • Cajek bursts in unexpectedly • The Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • The other doctor • "Jesus didn't have a talkpage" • How to become an administrator in one easy step • Homosexuality • More of the Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • Season's Greetings, part I • Dr. Skullthumper is no asshat • Banned!

Chapter Two
In which our hero discusses Terry Pratchett • Communism strikes • An accidental revert • Thanked for peeing • A grateful gobshite • Sorts of things you shan't do to children • The matter of signatures returns • Penis removal • Crime and Cajek • Span tags • Robots and javascript • A literary debate concluded with a ban • A user questions the communications system • The wondrous lands of QVFD • The metaphorical wall • Psychic powers, crystal balls, and the Firefox debate • Welcomed into UnNews • The sixty-eighth reason why Wikia sucks • Signatures return for an encore • Olipro • A whore • A noob • A template that, while not top-quality, is better than Ljlego's • Mysterious disappearance • A discussion on the word "previously" • Confused for an administrator • A noob whore • Under construction • Mozart will be Bach

Chapter One
In which our hero is welcomed • Sinking of the kitchen • Noobhood • A suggestion is made and forgotten about • Pillow fights and other antics • Deity of the links • Mozart and Butch Cassidy • Shame'd • An adopter is found • ICU's and how not to use them • The light fantastic • Flash and other tricky bits • Being a bit too trigger-happy on the quotes • Signatures, signatures • The trouble with double redirects • An annoying new user

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I don't understand

Your comment on Talk:Fat americans? It appears to be a rather aggressive comment? I have but a construction tag on the article. Why would I move it to my user space? MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 23:59, Dec 23

Because there is a very good chance that it will be deleted. Look at User:Starnestommy/Ct. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:02, Dec 24
What he said. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:03 Dec 24, 2007
Also, I apologize for any aggression. I didn't intend for it to be taken in such a way. I'm also tired. And sick. And homeless. And I lost all but three fingers in a bet. And my left big toe has succumbed to frostbite. And I forgot to feed my turtle, and then realized I'd forgotten to buy a turtle. And we're out of waffles. So as you can imagine, my life sucks right now. Oh, and additionally, I think everyone's very, very tired of worthless stubs being kept around for anything longer than QVFD. So move it to your userspace and get it outta the mainspace if you want it kept. I don't think anyone's too pleased with you going around saying "Hey look! A funny stub!" either. We're tired of stubs at the moment. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:07 Dec 24, 2007
Well fair enough. It made me laugh harder than anything else I had seen for days on Uncyc, so I just thought I would share it. I actually seriously think it is brilliant, but I guess people have had enough with the Winkler thing... Could you show me how to delete the BHOP page? What do I do? MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 00:15, Dec 24
QVFD. -- Starter-request. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:18, Dec 24
FU EDIT CONFLICT To be honest, I heart the page. Way better than certain other stubs. Unfortunately, I just don't think people're ready... So yeah. If you want to delete the BHOP page, add it to QVFD with a quickie explanation. An admin might delete it, or might leave it, depending. Person'lly I don't see anything wrong with the BHOP page, especially if you move the thingy to your userspace. It's quite funny. But the fact that it's alive and in the mainspace might set a few people off. Besides, it could be deleted at any moment, safer this way. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:19 Dec 24, 2007
Cool. I get ya. Thanks for the advice. I will move it to my userspace, and direct the BHOP page there. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 00:22, Dec 24
Be sure to perform an actual page move and not a copy and paste. You'll be the envy of all your friends if you save the first edit. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:24 Dec 24, 2007
Tis done. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 00:30, Dec 24
Nice job, fatso. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:31 Dec 24, 2007
That's actually the first page I have moved in my 6 weeks here... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 00:39, Dec 24
It gets easier after the first time. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:40 Dec 24, 2007

Robdoggh

Much appreciated, Dr. Skullthumper. Do you know how I can start writing articles and then save the drafts, rather than directly posting them?Robdoggh 04:19, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Yessir. You just create a subpage. To do that, all you have to do is type User:Robdoggh, a slash, and then the subpage name. For instance User:Robdoggh/Flappy ho-ha would create a subpage for you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:37 Dec 24, 2007

Zombiebaron, Jr.

Take a look at VFHS. My nomination fucked up! I think somebody didn't do something right, because it's not showing anything except the nominator. (Also, I'm going to nom you for VFS when it comes up again.)   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 25 / 20:03)

  1. Well, so much for "Christmas off." Damn the addictiveness of the Internet.
  2. Fixed. <nowiki> tags or not, Fag can't leave brackets open in a VFH nom. Bad bad bad!
  3. Cool. I love losing! Probably to Modusoperandi next month.
  4. Never, ever, ever call me Zombiebaron, Jr. again. Ever. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 20:18 Dec 25, 2007

A Cold Shower

I think you need to wash away the booze!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 04:16)
I think you need to wash away the booze!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 04:16)
You're so thoughtful, Cajek. You're... suchanice person... I looove youuu... (splashes self with water) Ugh, bloody eggnog. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:18 Dec 26, 2007
I try to keep my eggnog to hard liquor only. I refuse to have a repeat of last Christmas.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 04:29)
(predictably): Why? What happened... last Christmas?
LIGHTS DIM. SPOTLIGHT ON CAJEK. MAN IN AUDIENCE COUGHS. PAUSE. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:37 Dec 26, 2007
If you're going to have eggnog... try not to put anything crazier than heroin in there.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 04:43)
Congrats, you're fucking weird. Go play with SkullCat on my userpage. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:45 Dec 26, 2007
I liked that flashgame! Pointless... and adorable!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 04:47)
Kind of like me. Actually, there's an even more pointless one I can think of ... hold on ... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 04:50 Dec 26, 2007
Eh, never mind, removed it. I think my talk page should be accessible without going through the "Do you want to display this?" stuff. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 05:07 Dec 26, 2007

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 4! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)


um, shouldn't the page Maddy Trainor-Ries be protected to avoid recreation or something?

Just wondering if making the page a deleted redirect was really a good idea, given that said page was originally a redirect to a nonexistant myspace page. 68.36.214.143 20:10, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Well that took a while for someone to notice. I listed it on QVFD, it's an unnecessary redirect and it should be deleted soon. And just so you know, there's no magical deletion template. The best you can do is list something on VFD and add {{VFD}} to the article in question, but because you're an IP address you can't edit VFD, so sucks for you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 20:16 Dec 26, 2007

You fucking conflicted me

After I conflicted you, you conflicted me! Thought you ought to know--Æ 20:11, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah?! Well your mom! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 20:16 Dec 26, 2007
I have 2 dads. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:41, Dec 26
Skullthumper, Led doesn't have a mom. When you're talking to Led, say "Your dads". Thank you.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 26 / 21:43)
Or "yo daddys", if you want to be formal. Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 01:20, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
I was talking to AE, you fool! Am I gonna have to put you on Ban Patrol on grounds of "Not Seeing The Bloody Obvious"? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 02:10 Dec 27, 2007
Probably. Alternatively, you could always go with the classic and BP the USERNAME template. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:48, Dec 27
Don't you just hate it when random people wander onto your talk page and try to get involved in what's going on... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 03:51, Dec 27
It's even worse when they don't give a damn what's going on and post whatever the hell they want. Ahhh, I love talk pages. Boomer_New_Years.png Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? PEEING 03:53, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
It's cool, as long as <insert name here> doesn't get wind of this...   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 27 / 03:59) oh I'm so bad!

Wait a minute, JERKFACE!

Oh, hi!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 27 / 05:55)

(runs up to answer the talkpage) Just a minute! Just a minute! (opens door) Oh... it's Cajek again. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 05:56 Dec 27, 2007
Just vote for! Stop making me run up and down the halls of uncyc!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 27 / 06:01)
Nice timing, just finished reading. Another goodie, I must admit. Also, those templates are the dumbest things ever. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 06:04 Dec 27, 2007
I'm glad you liked it, Skull. You're cool. I'm sorry I whored.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 27 / 06:05)
(puts on robe) God forgives you, my son. Do YOU want YOUR sins forgiven? Starting from $1 for minor sins! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 06:08 Dec 27, 2007
Have a Cajekland funbuck. It's worth slightly less than the paper it's printed on.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 27 / 06:11)

Sorry about the double revert.

Muy bad on the article Gunz I was watching Starnes2 at the same time you were. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 21:56, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

No worries. Actually, I'm not watching Starnes2 at all. But y'know. No harm done. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:58 Dec 28, 2007
I am not sorry, by the way.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 29) 14:36
That's it, Cajek. We're through. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 16:18 Dec 29, 2007
...Yer mom.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 29) 17:52

From Ban Patrol

Paperclips? Clipspaper? Yeah, I suppose we shan't jump to conclusions or anything. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (