User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/Archive 5

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

Jump to: navigation, search
Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on April 13, 2008. The result of the discussion was keep, against Zombiebaron's better judgement.
Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance
Nominated Writer of the Month
This user has been nominated for Writer of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month.
Nominated Useless Gobshite of the Month
This user has been nominated for Useless Gobshite of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your least favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month.
Talk Archives

Chapter Seven
The Doctor's big mistake • Drama, drama, drama • RuneScape, Act I • Slipknot • Stardom • Hacking things up • CONGRATULATION • The Project advances • Signatures: The Return of the Revenge of Signatures II • Battling depression and other weird bits • A purple birthday wish • All aboard • Multilingual • Sexy b'crats • RuneScape, Act II • The perilous lands of VFD • Cajek attacks!

Chapter Six
No, of course it wasn't the end, you dipwads • FU SPANG • Frogs in hell • The doctor messes up again • Psychological thrillers • Yellow banners • Dollar signs, placement thereof • Hovercars and bribes • Penis! • Fnoodle returns • e|m|c goes missing • Flaming bags of feces • L • Turnips • The doctor messes with amphibians • A surprise feature, and inspiration • The doctor plots • "I'm not an admin" • "I am an admin" • Congratulations and sympathy • The plot thickens • Charitwo gives the finger • Ethine • A romp through Yahoo! Answers • Whining • Titanium Trousers and other defense • Encyclopedia Parodia • TKF and Skullthumper battle it out in a round of the world's worst acting • The final straw

Chapter Five
In which our hero's talk page virginity is taken • Partially pregnant • The weaknesses of ninjas • Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance • A drug dealer on the doctor's talk page • Clever and innovative • Furbies, burning of • Nosy • XHTML fairies • A new sig is born and shot down • The doctor pisses off the entire site • The Great American Novel • "You've got the wrong doctor" • Zombiebaron makes a point • Creating a creature • Our hero is welcomed, again • "teh" and "the" • A survivor from the ICU • Enzo Aquarius can't spell • Fnoodle is never wrong • Starting the presses • The UnSignpost, issue #1 • Keen! • The ways of Wikia • Spang likes pi • Too Long; Didn't Read: The Movie • Jars of dirt, possession thereof • The return of Kip the Dip • Identity theft • The entire site pisses off the doctor • Advice from the most unlikely of sources • Better things to do • The End?

Chapter Four
In which our hero sticks his finger in an electrical socket • Fat Americans • Zombiebaron, Jr. • Slightly drunk • Season's Greetings, part II • Running through the halls of Uncyclopedia • Mordillo is angered • A cryptic message • Knighthood • Finnius joins in the fray • If you give a doctor a cookie • A last-ditch attempt at passing first semester classes • A heart in the wrong place • Asses on fire • Slightly off • Rivalry • The doctor drifts away • Lent • The massive return • Greetings from Texas • The evolution of hole punching and other stupid ideas • Invasion of the robots • Signatures once again • And again • My Mother the Car • The doctor sets a trend • Promotion

Chapter Three
In which our hero runs a red light • Skateboarding • Mysterious maths of VFH • Time travel • A very brief discussion on being an administrator • The laziness of admins • Captain Random • The tragedy of Nerd42 • A suspicious noob • Signatures, part sixteen and a half • Ljlego returns • An apology • Fighting vandalism without admins • Dead baby jokes, originality thereof • Cajek bursts in unexpectedly • The Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • The other doctor • "Jesus didn't have a talkpage" • How to become an administrator in one easy step • Homosexuality • More of the Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • Season's Greetings, part I • Dr. Skullthumper is no asshat • Banned!

Chapter Two
In which our hero discusses Terry Pratchett • Communism strikes • An accidental revert • Thanked for peeing • A grateful gobshite • Sorts of things you shan't do to children • The matter of signatures returns • Penis removal • Crime and Cajek • Span tags • Robots and javascript • A literary debate concluded with a ban • A user questions the communications system • The wondrous lands of QVFD • The metaphorical wall • Psychic powers, crystal balls, and the Firefox debate • Welcomed into UnNews • The sixty-eighth reason why Wikia sucks • Signatures return for an encore • Olipro • A whore • A noob • A template that, while not top-quality, is better than Ljlego's • Mysterious disappearance • A discussion on the word "previously" • Confused for an administrator • A noob whore • Under construction • Mozart will be Bach

Chapter One
In which our hero is welcomed • Sinking of the kitchen • Noobhood • A suggestion is made and forgotten about • Pillow fights and other antics • Deity of the links • Mozart and Butch Cassidy • Shame'd • An adopter is found • ICU's and how not to use them • The light fantastic • Flash and other tricky bits • Being a bit too trigger-happy on the quotes • Signatures, signatures • The trouble with double redirects • An annoying new user

The doctor is in. So talk to him, will ya?


Contents

I'd rather steal his talk page's virginity

And so I will. Captain Sig_pic.PNG Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:57, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Nobody can be partially pregnant, Boomer. Think about it. Think.   CAKE J! <Apr 09, 2008 [4:13]>
It's still good- It's still good --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 04:18, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Skullthumper is no asshat.
He is my best friend.
I love him.
=D sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 13:32 Apr 9
I think Skullthumper is responsible for 11 of my 12 blocks, but I consider him an ally in the fight against bad articles.   CAKE J! <Apr 09, 2008 [13:35]>

thank you

The Black Ninja Clan thanks you for fixing my sig. As a reward I will tell you my weaknesses. Cake. And porn. -- Image:Icon flag-Jp.png 忍者男 • Ninja Man • Talk! • The Hitlist • Pages I've Attacked • Ninja-style Main Page Time→ 00:10, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Second talk page header and I'm already finding out the secrets of ninjas. This place never gets old. SKULLTHUMPER
I always thought ninjas liked smooth jazz. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 00:29 Apr 10

I was just eavesdropping...

Actually, I was about to leave Modus a long, boring, and completely unimportant message when I happened to notice this. I love it. Would you mind if I linked to it from my user page? On a side note, I can't read your talk page. The archives section bleeds into it too much. Dunno if it's cause I'm using the evil IE or what, but I thought I'd mention it to ya. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun 18:48, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for letting me know; I'm 99% sure it's just evil IE, because in FireFox it works fine. (I'll have to give it a gander later, I saw this page on IE just today and it looked fine to me...) & Also please, go ahead and link to it, if it's useful to you, GO for it! P.M., UotM, & KUN, Sir Skull Thumper (Tick To-THUMP) (Contribs)
Yeah, your computer's offically weird, I'm on IE right now (in school) and I don't see any issues. Dr. Skullthumper
Strange. It was actually three different computers and several different times (because I'm stalking you) that all showed the same error. Now today it's working fine on all of them. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun 19:11, 11 April 2008 (UTC)
Woops, spoke too soon. It was working fine until it reloaded when I posted the message. But the comp I'm currently on (at work) is antique (WIN98) so I have no doubt it's just a crap pooter. -OptyC Sucks! Image:Icons-flag-us.png cun 19:19, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

yo

Hey I think I remember selling you some rock one time... Image:Icon flag-Jp.png 忍者男 • Ninja Man • Talk! • The Hitlist • Pages I've Attacked • Ninja-style Main Page Time→ 19:38, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

whoareyou again? and how the butter c. mcfucknuggets did we get one anothers' usernames? LIEK LOL 15px-Skull.jpg » Sir Skullthumper Knight Commander ... holla atcha boy»

Wow, I'm finally giving one of these to someone

Innovative Award
For clever contributions to the wiki which, for some reason, I appreciate. You better make me one of those hats.

This is, of course, for this. If that's not innovation, I don't know what is. Great job. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 20:30 Apr 10

Thanks a lot! I'm glad it came in handy for someone. • Skull • UotM | talk •
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH (I'm just distracting you to steal your curtains) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 12:44, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks For The Tips!

I'll work harder on my images and prep them so that they are ready for VFP. In-fact, I created a better picture (in my opinion) just now. User:RPBnimrod 12:37 AM, April 14, 2008

Grarr

Yeah I read your Why? Burn Furbies again and it was epic :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 06:23, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Hold your horses

Are you running some sort of an automated script? If so, please hold it for now. Did anyone looked at it? What does it do exactly? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:31, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

It's AutoWikiBrowser, I've been using it for months, and if you ever need to stop it again leave a message on my talk page, because now I have to reset everything. It's nothing new, at all. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:33 Apr 15, 2008
Well, if you don't mind, when I see a script I don't know running about, I'll stop it in any way I think is right before it causes damage. Not that I think you don't know what you're doing - but still. What does it do? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:36, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
It's not a script. It's a program. What it does is... well, it's like editing a wiki, but with a "cruise control" button. At this moment, I'm using it to get rid of those test edits like "Headline text", "Link title", "Bold text", etc. I used to do it manually, but now I've got something that helps me do the manual stuff quite a bit faster. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:37 Apr 15, 2008
I stopped you because I saw you editing a userpage as well. Can you give me a link? ~Jewriken.GIF 21:38, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
I'll just filter out the userspace pages then, if that's what you want me to do. Wikipedia:WP:AWB. I've had it since December or so, and this is the first time anyone's had any issues with it... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:40 Apr 15, 2008
Well, it's the first time I see this thing running about. Anyway, no hard feelings. I just don't like automated things running about without any prior notice. Obviously, I am the last one to know, as always. Let's just blame Cajek. It's the safest way. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:41, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
K. (hugs) (presses secret AWB button to start it again) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:42 Apr 15, 2008



Hey, I got a bone to pick with you

Hey. ASSWIPE. Quit putting shit on my page. Or else. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by SasukeUchiha (talk • contribs)

He reverted it because Currymuncher moved it. That's what tends to happen around here - if anyone edits another user's userpage, it gets reverted. He was trying to help! So don't be so rude, OK? If you want to get rid of the "shit" on your userpage, delete it. Oh, and SIGN YOUR POSTS!--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:53, Apr 16
And one infiban later, the wiki was a more civil place. Hi Skullthumper, just passing through - oh, and did you see the Sky TV adaptation of Colour of Magic? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 16:06, Apr 16
Hey UU. And no, unfortunately I didn't! But it's on my list of things to do. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:36 Apr 16, 2008

I agree

Quit being a nosy fag and editing other people's pages for no reason. Or else i'll be up in your camp using my supreme ninja skills on ur scrawny technique. So quit being a n00b —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Currymuncher (talk • contribs)

He was reverting what looked like vandalism. Like I and Manticore just did with the userpages you blanked. Enjoy the ban which I suspect will be heading your way shortly. During said ban, maybe you can learn to be civil. Oh, and SIGN YOUR POSTS. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:53, Apr 16
He will have all the rest of his life to learn some civility. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:07, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
No dildos for that guy. — Sir Manticore progress-wheel.gif 16:10, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
No supper either. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:18, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Supper's ready? -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Yes, we got baked beans tonight. EVERYONE TO THE TABLE! SUPPER IS BEING SERVED! ~Jewriken.GIF 16:22, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
I'll pass on the beans and just eat the can, thanks. Also, apparently I'm a noob. Whoda thunk it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 17:24 Apr 16, 2008
Nah, you're just a fag. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:14, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
At least I'm not a bastard admin without a sense of humor. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 18:56 Apr 16, 2008
You meant a bastard jew boy faggoty admin, did you not? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:20, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I did, you Jewish faggoty fag jew. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 21:32 Apr 16, 2008
It's not HIS fault he's a jew... oh wait, carry on.   CAKE J! <Apr 16, 2008 [21:48]>
Don't call Skullthumper an asshat, joo gize. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:58 Apr 16

Thanks for telling me about the reefer lounge

Thanks so much for telling me about the Reefer Lounge! I'm using it now.- User:RPBnimrod

You're welcome, although I did kinda tell you before I mentioned it on that VFP nom. Good luck 'choppin, sah! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 19:07 Apr 18, 2008

/

Dude, quit being a nosey fag!!11!   CAKE J! <Apr 19, 2008 [4:35]>

I'm not a fag. I'm a "fairy". And I've come to correct your XHTML! Dr. Starnestommy 04:37, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Sir, may I remind you that WP:BEANS clearly states:
The little boy's mother was off to market. She worried about her boy, who was always up to some mischief. She sternly admonished him, "Be good. Don't get into trouble. Don't eat all the cabbage. Don't spill all the milk. Don't throw stones at the cow. Don't fall down the well." The boy had done all of these things on other market days. Hoping to head off new trouble, she added, "And don't stuff beans up your nose!" This was a new idea for the boy, who promptly tried it out.
Thank you.   CAKE J! <Apr 19, 2008 [4:45]>

On Barack, you rock, okay?

Thanks for having the cajones to revert the Baracky page. I was all "Oh noes!!" when it got f'd up, but I didn't want to get into a revert war. You saved the day, man.--BackwardsIsForwards 18:47, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, no problem! That's what I keep the "S" cape and suit in my closet for. And the emergency supply of chocolate. Well, the chocolate's just for me, really, not necessarily saving the day.
Anyway, to quote Ljlego on IRC: Uncyclopedia Code of Hammurabi: "If a man should vandalize a page, and that page was funnier before, that man shall be put to death." Unfortunately I think the other guy just didn't catch the subtle humor and saw it as a real political rant. Anyway, glad it all worked out. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 20:10 Apr 19, 2008

On ur talk page, testin ur sig

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 22:11 Apr 20, 2008

Too far. • Spang • UotF | talk • 06:19, 21 Apr 2008
...FU Spang. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 20:09 Apr 21, 2008

Alright

What the hell's wrong with you, today? You've been snapping at users trying to help, and moving dangerously close to a ban. I'll be frank with you; I don't know what the fuck is going on inside your head, Dr. S. Care to let us in on it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:05, Apr 22

I'm sick and tired of hanging around a place that's moving dangerously close to Wikipedia. I used to contribute there under another username, back in the day, until it turned into a vote-crazed, democracy-ridden, boring piece of shit that it is. I never thought Uncyclopedia would go the same way... and that's exactly what it's doing. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 19:10 Apr 22, 2008
Let's have a vote to decide if we should stop with all this democracy voting crap! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:11, Apr 22
Unfortunately, that's not too far from the truth. (sighs) When I came here last year, admins banned first and asked questions later. Users were always working on some article or another. VFH was healthy. Now it feels like everyone's just sitting on their asses. Uncyclopedia has settled into a groove, which is a good thing for a site like Wikipedia, but a bad thing on a site where you have to be creative. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 19:12 Apr 22, 2008
Maybe so, but why should that affect what you do? Just because people on the site are hacking around doesn't mean that you can't stay active and creative, keep writing articles, and have a good time, you know. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:19, Apr 22
Because it's boring as living fuck anymore. The community we had when I joined is no longer here. I can't have a good time anymore, but I'm still around because of some blind hope that things will improve. Maybe even in the blind hope that I can help improve them, maybe by stirring people up somehow. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 19:21 Apr 22, 2008
It feels like Uncyclopedia needs a good sharp poke in the butt to get it going again. People need to be pissed off now and again. I think Uncyc's last great hurrah was in Kip the Dip, who got banned for six months for pissing people off. It feels like everyone's treading on eggshells, if that's the term for it, instead of letting shit happen. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 19:15 Apr 22, 2008
Well, would it make you feel better if I got banned a few more times?   CAKE J! <Apr 22, 2008 [21:26]>
No, I think what he needs is to take part in a good ol' fashioned caper. Let's see, we could always try to steal the crown jewels. That'd make for some front page stuff. Or we could just go moon an admin or two when they catch us stealing all their candy. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH