User talk:Einstein 145
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[edit] BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU. THIS DESERVES TO BE AT THE TOP OF YOUR TALK PAGE
| This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user. |
YAY! YOU'RE IN THE LEAGUE! Benson 00:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Welcome!
Hello, Einstein 145, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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[edit] Looking to adopt
Hi, hellote, I would like to adopt you, you poor noob thingie. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 11:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Cookie storage
| Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Cookie number twenty-eight from my free cookie giveaway
[edit] Help on signatures
First of all, we have to get THIS straight. When you put in your sig onto my talk page it looked like this:
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| This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user. |
5:41, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
That is because when you did that, my talk page included your userpage (User:Einstein 145). What you tried to do was add it in [[User:Einstein 145]] and instead you made it {{User:Einstein 145}}. Log in, go to your preferences on the top tab and set your nickname to Einstein 145. Just Einstein 145, nothing else. Since you are a noob, I am not going to give you Fancy-Smanchy Signatures.
[edit] Hey, want to be adopted
The name is Uncyclopedian, the game is adoption. Want to be adopted by me? I wrote a featured UnBook! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:50, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
