User talk:Fag
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Hi!
Just a coupla obligatory rules before you flame me...
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- Archive 1: Welcome!·Adoption·Copious amounts of gay·First forays into PR
- Archive 2: FUCK YOU. IT'S HALLOWEEN.·Noob of the Month First Half January 2008 (unofficial)·"I would spank your bottom"·Leaving, cheeses, tabs and tabs·Awwwwwwww
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[edit] Welcome back!
I see you editing there, faggy boy! Hope you're sticking around dude, good to see you again :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 07:30, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hey Codeine! ^^ Yeah, I think there'll be enough inspiration to keep me going forever :P --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH)
[edit] An award, you say?
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Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang. |
OK, it's not an award, but it's tasty! (Thx for the pic). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 12:28, Jun 10
- Hehe. No problem, I'd made it aaages ago, didn't know it would "get popular". Yay, processed nuts! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH)
[edit] Did you say award?
| Don't Panic Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems |
16:52, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Sure!
I would love to be your noob. I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but whatever. I'll do it. G'orzak the bold 18:08, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Irish
For your vote in favour of today's FA, please allow me to serve you a modest Irish breakfast:
20:03, 18 June 2008 (UTC) [edit] Review
Your tag has now been on this for 10 days. That must be one awesome review you're preparing, as I can't believe you'd have forgotten about it, would you? --UU Blah / Pee 
10:37, Jun 23
- This message here isn't anything to do with you feeling unappreciated is it dude? I'd like to make it perfectly clear that I, personally, appreciate you immensely. I gave you cake! Cake! I don't just do that to everyone. And you are one of the few users who cares enough about things being written properly to do something about it - see this bit below with Orian, for example. Seriously, you don't have to win an ...otM award every month to be appreciated around here. It's nice to have you about Fag, don't go getting discouraged now dude! --UU Blah / Pee
13:49, Jun 24
- Thanks, I really appreciate that; I guess I'm a bit too much of a perfectionist really... speaking of which, off I go to proofread! ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 13:54, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Poofread me please?
Hey, I haven't forgotten your article I'm reviewing it presently. Also could you proofread this for me? Yettie said there was some tense confusion and I'm no good with tenses. Was hoping to get that cleared up before I mainspace it and get another review. Thanks. Also: hello, nice to meet you ect... Have Fun!MuCal. 
Orian57 16:27 23 June 2008
- No problem :) and hi! I'll be glad to tense your article, any other things of yours you'd like me to tense? ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 13:30, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- What can I say to that? Best just ignore it you don't want to look like a total twat do you? *cough* Thank you for going over my article! Now I can main space it and get another review. Did you like it incidentally? And I really am getting your article reviewed it's just I keep getting distracted and selfish real-life people keep asking me to do stuff for them. I am half way through though and'll probably have it done for you tonight. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 15:44 24 June 2008
- Haha, don't worry, I'm having the same problem with the Nick Drake article. Yeah, I really liked your article, it was perfectly conveyed and a fun and funny read :) see, i feel funny about saying that 'cos in Pee Reviews I ramble on and on and on and on, in fact, just like I'm doing now, isn't it funny, rambling, yeah, it's great, I like great, 'cos it's great and whatnot. Is this a paragraph yet? Hehe ^^ ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 16:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh I do love a good ramble! You just start speaking (or typing if you're on the internet) out loud whatever is going on in your head for whole minutes on end. Usually it's only your cat that is on the recieving end of your mental sollique but sometimes, if you're on a bus or train, people can start giving you really odd looks when you wonder, out loud, "just exactly how many toasters are there in the world?" and even worse when you bubble on about who would count them all. Or you get the nervous ramble, like meeting someone new or on a first date or something you end up trying your very hardest to make your job at the Paper Factory sound both relevant and interesting when, in reality, the word "Janitor" would cover it. Oh and I'm sorry I may not get the review done tonight after all. My family invited a student preacher round for dinner without telling me and so, as payback, I intend to have him reading The God Delusion and Watching Queer as Folk (the best piece of TV (next to Dr Who) ever!) by the end of the visit. I'm really sorry, I do like the article though, good concept certianly. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 17:27 24 June 2008
- You talked and all I could hear was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH QUEER AS FOLK :D:D:D ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 17:35, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- I take you like it too then? Best TV ever! Even now when it's almost ten years old, I watched it all in one night and am now watching repeatedly untill I have the whole script memorised like what children do with pixar movies. Anyway, I have to go convert and turn a preacher now. Wish me luck!
Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 17:44 24 June 2008- I know, I got like looads of money for my birthday (yesterday) and I plan to spend some on some Queer as Folk if it's the last thing I do :D oh, and good luck! Ah, christians. My boyfriend's one lol ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 17:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh cool, Happy Birthday! And this preacher just aint worth it: wife, kids, 35 and too nice -- blah! Shit. I better not say that. He made me give him my uncyc username! And, christians, I've got nothing against them per se. It's just their religion and (nearly) everything it stands for gives me sleepless nights. Anyway, I'm getting back to your article now, I think. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 19:57 24 June 2008
- I know, I got like looads of money for my birthday (yesterday) and I plan to spend some on some Queer as Folk if it's the last thing I do :D oh, and good luck! Ah, christians. My boyfriend's one lol ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 17:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- I take you like it too then? Best TV ever! Even now when it's almost ten years old, I watched it all in one night and am now watching repeatedly untill I have the whole script memorised like what children do with pixar movies. Anyway, I have to go convert and turn a preacher now. Wish me luck!
- You talked and all I could hear was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH QUEER AS FOLK :D:D:D ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 17:35, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- Oh I do love a good ramble! You just start speaking (or typing if you're on the internet) out loud whatever is going on in your head for whole minutes on end. Usually it's only your cat that is on the recieving end of your mental sollique but sometimes, if you're on a bus or train, people can start giving you really odd looks when you wonder, out loud, "just exactly how many toasters are there in the world?" and even worse when you bubble on about who would count them all. Or you get the nervous ramble, like meeting someone new or on a first date or something you end up trying your very hardest to make your job at the Paper Factory sound both relevant and interesting when, in reality, the word "Janitor" would cover it. Oh and I'm sorry I may not get the review done tonight after all. My family invited a student preacher round for dinner without telling me and so, as payback, I intend to have him reading The God Delusion and Watching Queer as Folk (the best piece of TV (next to Dr Who) ever!) by the end of the visit. I'm really sorry, I do like the article though, good concept certianly. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 17:27 24 June 2008
- Haha, don't worry, I'm having the same problem with the Nick Drake article. Yeah, I really liked your article, it was perfectly conveyed and a fun and funny read :) see, i feel funny about saying that 'cos in Pee Reviews I ramble on and on and on and on, in fact, just like I'm doing now, isn't it funny, rambling, yeah, it's great, I like great, 'cos it's great and whatnot. Is this a paragraph yet? Hehe ^^ ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 16:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
- What can I say to that? Best just ignore it you don't want to look like a total twat do you? *cough* Thank you for going over my article! Now I can main space it and get another review. Did you like it incidentally? And I really am getting your article reviewed it's just I keep getting distracted and selfish real-life people keep asking me to do stuff for them. I am half way through though and'll probably have it done for you tonight. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 15:44 24 June 2008
[edit] QVFD thingy
Thanks for the tip! I had no idea that QVFD even existed! -- C.B.D. Sire RT 
SCWotM! 21:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- Sure! (By the way, I just noticed that "If it ain't broke..." thing on your sig - genius!) -- C.B.D. Sire RT
SCWotM! 21:14, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
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The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Fag, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
Don't do it Fag! *click* I mean, yes! Sign up now to the glorious Cow Moo Cult where all your dreams come true and we gaurantee you everlasting happiness! /Me looks at you as if I'm trying to convince you I'm lying. For god's sake RUN!!! /Shots are fired Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 02:30 30 June 2008
- Sorry about that....he's just a bit nervy since his time in prison for attempted murder. Wanna join up? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [06:27 30 June]
- Damn it how many times do I have to tell you? I did it, it should have been murder but there wasn't enough evidence! I'm not crazy, I'm not! Nooooooooooooo!!! Seriously Fag you better stop us otherwise your talk page may end up similar to this Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:36 30 June 2008
- Don't worry, it can't get too bad, I've got to go to school... See, you did do it! Exactly! So stop messing in the fine cow business. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [06:39 30 June]
- I'm not messing! I'm helping the CMC's immage, you naw, gettin' it street credz. /does that thing gangta's do with their hand. Is school not out yet down in England? HAHA I was out of school in May Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:47 30 June 2008
- You bastard! Lucky yous! Why should the CMC be needing of this "street credz"? WHY? VHY? We are part of the Moscow Pact, now, we have friends! Ha ha ha ha! None of this "gangsta" stuff from you! Get back to milking the cows! Maybe these YTTE-Orian talk page splurges will become piece of art in the future, and people will be saying "This is my Yetrian" (see what I did there with Yetrian?). - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [07:01 30 June]
- Whatchya talkin'abouw foo'? I aint milking no fuckin' cows fo' yoo, ho! I like milkin' the boys, homo No you jester, you can't say Yetrian, it's gotta be something like Orian(y)57. oh and I got out of school so early cos I wasn't allowed to stay. I actually like the place: lots of fit boys in the year below. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 07:25 30 June 2008
- What a place to step into a conversation :/ also I'm below you, creating further double entuendres... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
07:35, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- What a place to step into a conversation :/ also I'm below you, creating further double entuendres... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
- Whatchya talkin'abouw foo'? I aint milking no fuckin' cows fo' yoo, ho! I like milkin' the boys, homo No you jester, you can't say Yetrian, it's gotta be something like Orian(y)57. oh and I got out of school so early cos I wasn't allowed to stay. I actually like the place: lots of fit boys in the year below. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 07:25 30 June 2008
- You bastard! Lucky yous! Why should the CMC be needing of this "street credz"? WHY? VHY? We are part of the Moscow Pact, now, we have friends! Ha ha ha ha! None of this "gangsta" stuff from you! Get back to milking the cows! Maybe these YTTE-Orian talk page splurges will become piece of art in the future, and people will be saying "This is my Yetrian" (see what I did there with Yetrian?). - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [07:01 30 June]
- I'm not messing! I'm helping the CMC's immage, you naw, gettin' it street credz. /does that thing gangta's do with their hand. Is school not out yet down in England? HAHA I was out of school in May Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:47 30 June 2008
- Don't worry, it can't get too bad, I've got to go to school... See, you did do it! Exactly! So stop messing in the fine cow business. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) [06:39 30 June]
- Damn it how many times do I have to tell you? I did it, it should have been murder but there wasn't enough evidence! I'm not crazy, I'm not! Nooooooooooooo!!! Seriously Fag you better stop us otherwise your talk page may end up similar to this Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 06:36 30 June 2008
[edit] hi
[edit] You might like...
Just like the Amazon e-mail service I've been watching your habbits and have come up with a clever sugestion to entice you to buy more stuff. Except I havent observed any of your habbits and I'm not selling anything. Anyway: You may like... Goldilocks and the Three Bears as a pleasurable read. I reviewed it and I liked it anyway. just thought I'd see what you thought... Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 15:55 7 July 2008
[edit] Thanks for Vote
| Thanks for the vote David Bowie One magic movement from Kether to Malkuth |
Thanks;)--Sir Sycamore 
(Blether) 11:13, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Username
Cool username.. HOT Usename!!!!
[edit] sadface
Have you disappeared again, prettyboy? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:07, 15 August 2008 (UTC)
- Yea! Stop being illogical you faggy bugger. MrN
10:26, Aug 15
- I see you again! Come back on IRC, it's far too straight these days. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
- :P yeah, I decided I might as well get myself going back on here again. It'll probably only be for the community really, I don't seem to have enough imagination to stretch further than illogical writings :P ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 15:30, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
- I see you again! Come back on IRC, it's far too straight these days. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:27, 10 September 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thankies!
| Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer! |
So yeah, what was it you liked about it? It got such a fantastic reception at VFH I need to know how to do it again! And did you end up buying Queer as Folk? The UK one. I bought the US version and, like I suspected, it isn't even nearly as good. Stream it if you must but porn has more wit, less sex but it is wittier than QAF US. SK Sir Orian57Talk 
RotM 02:46 13 September 2008
- I never got round to buying it, don't know why. Damnit, I should have :P About the article, I guess it's simply just cos it made me giggle like a baby, maybe out of nostalgia or something. Could we do a collab? I forsee it now... the gayest uncyc article ever ... :P. I think I'll stick with QAF UK for now, I never like US versions of anything really, to be honest. —
talk 11:52, 13 September 2008 (UTC)
- It's dirt cheep on Amazon, just to let you know. Like twenty for both serieseseses. Yeah you're the second person that said it could have been the nostalgia aspect, interesting, thanks. And collabing sounds fun. I'm meant to be doing an article with RT About a boy comming out as straight to his dads so that ideas taken. What do you suggest we tackle? SK Sir Orian57Talk
RotM 12:58 13 September 2008
- Hmm I dunno. All my ideas of late have been illogical and I think I'm stuck in my mindset. You got anything? xD —talk 14:01, 14 September 2008 (UTC)
- Well I've got a couple of ideas. HowTo:Become Disliked at Short Notice is one I'd liek to try except I'm not sure of teh premise, like why you might want to become disliked. And Why?:Hug a Homophobe? is a title I've had for ages but never properly had an answer to. Look through my ideas page, and see if there's anything you like. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 15:26 14 September 2008
- Well I've got a couple of ideas. HowTo:Become Disliked at Short Notice is one I'd liek to try except I'm not sure of teh premise, like why you might want to become disliked. And Why?:Hug a Homophobe? is a title I've had for ages but never properly had an answer to. Look through my ideas page, and see if there's anything you like. SK Sir Orian57Talk
- Hmm I dunno. All my ideas of late have been illogical and I think I'm stuck in my mindset. You got anything? xD —
- It's dirt cheep on Amazon, just to let you know. Like twenty for both serieseseses. Yeah you're the second person that said it could have been the nostalgia aspect, interesting, thanks. And collabing sounds fun. I'm meant to be doing an article with RT About a boy comming out as straight to his dads so that ideas taken. What do you suggest we tackle? SK Sir Orian57Talk
[edit] 'Lo Fag
You still around? RabbiTechno 10:40, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
