User talk:FreeMorpheme

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[edit] You're alive!

Where have you been?! ~ 21:26, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Just a brief spell at Her Majesty's pleasure. But like the man said, that money was just resting in the accounts. Nice to see the place hasn't burned down without me. 21:30, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

It was hard though, keeping it from burning :) ~ 21:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Has Famine really left? 21:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, he hasn't been around for half a year now. Finally got tired of playing the bad cop I guess. Quite a shame. ~ 21:39, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Well paint me blue and call me Sarah. Did he just stop coming into work, or was there a big send-off, balloons and the like? From Famine, I would at the least have expected a little essay excoriating people and providing a rundown on his reasons. 21:42, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

We had the strippergram all ready. But waste not want not.... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I stayed in that cake for almost a week. I would've starved, but, y'know...cake. Sir Modusoperandi 02:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)