User talk:George VI
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[edit] Welcome!
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[edit] Unknown space phenomena
Chop chop, the King, the King! Hiya, your majesty...I rewrote this one...whadya think?--Shandon 17:14, 31 July 2006 (UTC) (soon to be n00b of the month it would appear)
- Thx, & what should be done about the VFD & Rewritten templates now?--Shandon 20:23, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
- Did you see the trouble caused by me and you?? I got banned!--Shandon 03:10, 1 August 2006 (UTC) ;-)
[edit] Template unsubstitution
Hi, could you tell me how you keep the "nickname" section in "preferences" from adding "SUBST:" to the beginning of your signature when linking to the signature template? --Medvedev (scream) 15:07, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Hey I wish I could help but I never ran into that problem - sorry. I can show you the code for my template if you want to see that, though maybe you already have --
20:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
- Ah I found it, here it is "SUBST:nosubst|User:George_VI/sig" With double curly brackets instead of quotes -- 07:55, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Psychotropic field effect
Very impressed by SHS... serious quality stuff. Wish it were real. I may even be persuaded to do some articles on educational establishments with which I have some experience. So of any of the following links turn bleu, ever, it's a sign that I am at work: Perins School - Alton College - Peter Symonds
Oh, and being something of an obsessive-compulsive, I have made a few copy-edits on your page... but I do that to everyone.
His Grace the Duke
- Thanks for the spelling fix, I don't mind that at all! Anyways, as far as school articles go, try to make it so they will be funny for, say, anyone who went to college or high school, not just that specific one. SHS for example is supposed to mock the dysfunctional oppressive high school system of the entire US, not just the school I went to. Make the humor 'accessible' to most people, if you will. Generally articles that are just inside jokes about profs and stuff get deleted, but if you do something with broader appeal you'll be okay. -- 22:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] VFH
Make sure you sign your votes when you vote on VFH Otherwise they don't count. ;) —Braydie at 22:47, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
- I re voted and signed, thanks for the catch -- 04:40, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Asplode!!
| Gneomi has awarded you some hot stuff to jihad your own ride! |
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| For voting on Jihad My Ride. | ||
| "Never forget: Jihad is not all about war. It is about creating cool stuff and making cars look better. Yo jihad yo!!" |
[edit] SHS
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06:01, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
OH NOES, WE LOZE!!1! Capercorn 03:50, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you for the VFH Nomination
For the article UnNews:Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta. It's the first I've written to get nominated, so I really appreciate it. Thank you! --Kenvalyi 14:29, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] F@H
| Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,  Premier Tom Mayfair  thanks YOU!!
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And have a userbox as well.
Premier Tom Mayfair 12:36, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you for your vote
| Cheers!! Hi. Dave here. I just wanted to take the time out from my busy schedule to thank you for voting for UnCameron in the VFH elections and reward you with this rather fetching rosette. We had an encouraging voter turnout of 25. Go electorate! Now the hard work begins. I promise to put my beliefs into practice and make this website a bluer place (and greener. Mustn't forget the environment. We have a tree now). Once again, thanks. – Dave
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-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:06, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Schweet, thanks -- 10:42, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] meh, yet another "Thank You for your vote"
| Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours! | 
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- I don't know what the "darwin rule" is exactly, but I now dislike it. --At☢mD☢Converse☢Cuntymints! 19:54, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
w00t -- 10:42, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely! |
| Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw |
--El Zoof 10:27, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
nice chainsaw -- 10:42, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
[edit] One formatting problem
I just have a little question: How do you make a sub-page? I need one to make an award for people voting in my Anti-Nazi VFDs.Capercorn 04:08, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
Do something like User:George VI/Beer - make a slash with a wiki link. You'll have to click the link to create the page after you type it in manually; there could be a better way, but I'm not aware of it -- 04:56, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Have an award
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Thanks for helping me with the sub pages... Capercorn 19:19, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Sig
The pic is too tall. 12px is the limit. Maybe 16px. 25px is the path to madness. It's scaring the women of the village and arousing the men. This is an odd village. --Sir Modusoperandi 04:06, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] YOUR THE FEATURED ARTICLE ON WIKIPEDIA!!
Congrats on being April 15, 2007ths featured Wikipedia article! Capercorn 00:31, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Whoa, sweet!!! -- 05:19, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Welcome to UnNews
This is my little thingy I give noobs, and I guess you're new to UnNews, which may make you UnNew... anyway... Thanks for your kind words about my reading of the Costco article. Interestingly enough, and some might even say serendipitiously, the length of 4:20 was purely coincidental, and I wouldn't have noticed, had you not told me. I neglected to use a great bong hit sound, so minus 3 points for me. Speaking of bong hits, I've got stuff to do, so, cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:30, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
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[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles
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[edit] Cookie storage
| Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Cookie number eighteen from my free cookie giveaway
[edit] Unused image
Hi, I'm deleting unused images. Is this one something you want to keep? If so, please add it to an article or another page (a subpage of your user page will do). Or you can add the {{notorphan|Link}} template to the image page. Thanks -- 
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16:58, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, I didn't know about that template -- 21:09, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] LEGO
| OMG THANX!!! | ||
 | For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
Sliffy thanks you! | |
| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
15:22, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Global Cooling
| In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.
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- - Sir Roger 06:54, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
Note - this article initially got left off the voting page for best articles of May. Sir Roger 06:00, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] WotM
Your vote for e|m|c appears unsigned. Just letting you know. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 20:26, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the catch m8 just fixed it. -- 20:28, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] SHS
When you say SHS, is that Syosset High School? I'd check, but I haven't a Facebook (moral reasons, nothing more). I live in Syosset, so that's why I ask. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:35, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
It refers to Stoner High School sorry for the confusion. -- 00:34, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
- Oh wow, it's been a while since I left this noobiest of noob messages. I just came to let you know that I, still being the noob, forgot to add {{FA}} to the article, and to thank you for doing so for me. And now it's done.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:22, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thankies
For voting for Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
as one of the top ten articles of June!
Thanks for increasing my ego more than it needed to be. All for one fucking article. Geez.
In case you were wondering, it made #3
[edit] Yay! a featured article!
Congrats on having Stoner High School featured, thank you for that award thingy on my talk page, and your welcome for voting!--Moonzeppelin MUN 20:20, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Please refrain from adding the featured template to all subpages of Stoner High School
It could potentially fuckz0r things up, for one thing, and it's redundant and unnecessary and redundant. And subst:'ing a template's really never a good idea. So please don't. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 20:53 Apr 05, 2008
- Thanks for understanding. (See, we usually just put the template on the main page of the series, such as when you have two cows was featured.) – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 20:56 Apr 05, 2008
- Yeah, no problem man. Nothing wrong with following the "dead hand of stare decisis" once in a while. Wouldn't want any part of fuckz0ring matters either. -- 20:59, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
