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[edit] Changes
Hi. I made two changes to you latest page. Sry. They were both links and in red. I changed "Harpsichord" to "harp" (the closest thing to which to link) and "cause", tho' I tried over and over, I ultimately had to settle with a link to "Santa Clause" (I tried rationale, justify, justification, etc. nothing!).
Oh, and I updated "Gina the No-Headed Gymnast". What do you think? http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Gina_the_No-Headed_Gymnast_Olympic_Ready
Smuggler
[edit] Rape
From Syc--Sir Sycamore (Talk) (Contributions) 17:17, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
- hmmm it seems i'm not familiar with the concept of 'raping' one's talk page, but i gather that it's more or less being the first one to edit after it has been archived. is that about right? 17:18, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah:)--Sir Sycamore (Talk) (Contributions) 17:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Malik
I've seen those little signs on top of some articles that can sometimes clear things up, how do I do those? --AldirTheKnight 19:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Model T
I read your comments on my Model T page, and have made various changes since, check it out and let me know if you have any more good ideas :)
Mangotastic xx
its still very much a work in progress btw, there are a few more things i have yet to implement such as links etc
[edit] Tony and Ludo thank you!
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I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU Blah / Pee 
08:38, Jul 28
[edit] I'm not sure if you take requests, but...
There's been a lot of talk about saving the whorehouse from extinction and Sir Burninator suggested that you might be able to write a story for the UnSignpost about The Whorehouse to get the word out. To get more people to use it, you know? It would be greatly appreciated. Gracias! -- Consig. Sire RT SCWotM! 20:42, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] You sir get one of these
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Jolly Good Show! MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late. As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of reignition. Congratulations. |
You have been working like a slave (oh you are) on VFD, and your article in UnSignpost looks dam good to me. I hope we can get the views of Lj before it goes out... Awesome dude... Oh, don't spend too much time on VFD though. It's the writing of new stuff which is what's really important. Thanks. MrN 
16:47, Jul 30
- thanks, MrN! good point about the writing, i'll be doing much more of that next month. 17:01, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] C3PO
Disappointed it didn't do better on VFH. I really thought it had a chance. :( -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- yea, a lot of my articles tend to get the same 'i enjoyed it but not enough' treatment on VFH. no worries, just means i have to write more. 18:32, 31 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] MrN being a pain...
Good day sir. Sorry to but in with all the good work you are doing over at VFD, but I think that there is a slight danger you might start getting accused of "flooding"... Yea, I know the page was kinda empty, but nominating 10 or so articles for deletion at the same time is probably not a good idea... When I was having my huge clear out of short pages, I normally tried to keep it to only 5 at a time. Maybe put 5 or so up, then leave it for a bit. At least until some people start to vote or, some one else noms something anyway... Like I said, sorry to be a pain... I think the main thing is that you don't fill the page up completely (which you understand I know) but still, 10 at once is probably too many. Cheers. :-) MrN 01:54, Aug 1
- ahh, you bring up a good point (again) sir. i do like to bring the total up to 15 or 16 when i put stuff on there, but i guess i should have realized that other people have lists and stuff too. i'll keep the noms down. 01:57, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome. Oh, if you are interested... I have cleared (most) of the really bad stuff out of short pages 500-1000 now. If you want to go looking for the really pants stubs, but might find them between 500 and 100 or so... Most of the "really" short stuff is probably too in-jokey to be worth the bother of trying to get deleted... Have fun. :-) MrN
02:01, Aug 1
- Awesome. Oh, if you are interested... I have cleared (most) of the really bad stuff out of short pages 500-1000 now. If you want to go looking for the really pants stubs, but might find them between 500 and 100 or so... Most of the "really" short stuff is probably too in-jokey to be worth the bother of trying to get deleted... Have fun. :-) MrN
[edit] kthx
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Muchos gracias mang. sir
sysrq @ 02:45 Aug 1
[edit] USP
Many thanks for your work on the latest issue (whenever it gets delivered!)
I've set up the page for the next one, but don't know if I'll make any contributions at all this week - I've asked for a ban during working hours as I'm in serious danger of getting in trouble at work if I don't. Therefore can you take even more weight on your mighty shoulders and keep it running this week? I like the Signpost, and so do at least some others, and I do want to make sure it continues if possible, but have to do a bit of a Cajek and Skullthumper and step back from it for a short while (although I do intend to return to it all editorial guns blazing shortly).
Because you are ace, and have stayed here for at least a couple of weeks in your latest comeback, I bestow upon you a ninjastar. Thanks bud! --UU Blah / Pee 12:33, Aug 3
| Original Ninjastar For general news awesomeness. –UU
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- thanks, UU! sure thing, i'll keep the gears of the signpost greased with sweat and the blood of n00bs. 20:07, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008
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The biggest little whorehouse on the internet Oftentimes, Uncyclopedians choose to create something on their userpages, safe from the prying eyes and hungry 'delete' buttons of admins. These entities can range from the ridiculously complex to the awesomely cartoonish. The newest user creation on this silly wiki is that of a charming gentle-bot by the name of MrN9000. At 'The Whorehouse', writers can bathe in the attention they so desperately seek. A sort of hands-on Pee Review, the Whorehouse encourages other users to edit, trim, improve, rub up against, and generally increase the quality of the articles of others. Authors suffering from mental blocks (or physical blocks) can turn to this dimly lit establishment for inspiration. While considered a 'smashing' idea by some, the brothel has drawn its share of criticism. It may have even caused a site-wide questioning of the rules of VFH, guidelines of Pee Review, and the vailidity of the Committee That Selects Zombiebaron's Daily Banstick. The main concern seems to be articles getting 'mucked up' by having too many contributors. Opponents to this opinion have pointed out that this is a wiki, and, in theory, an infinite number of contributors contributing to an infinite number of articles for an infinite amount of time were eventually destined to create the Whorehouse, anyway. Some users, such as Ljlego, have taken advantage of the open space to hold some sort of charity-scamming orgy. Whatever the destiny of the Whorehouse, it is sure to catch every Uncyclopedian's attention for at the least five minutes immediately following the reading of this article.
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[edit] Thanks
Thanks for cleaning up my article. By the way, I see next to your name a + sign and numbers all in green. What's that mean?
- Smuggler
[edit] User:Gerrycheevers/James Randi
- For you. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 16:19, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
This one too. -RAHB 03:12, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008
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Uncyclopedia Forum set to consume the Internet Top scientists at the Uncycloversity this week predicted that a Village Dump topic, started in June by prominent Uncylopedian and alchemist Spang, will one day consume the entire internet. According to the university's top expert, Dr. Skullthumper, Ph.D.: "This is one of those things that could go on forever. I mean, at least counting to a million has a definite ending. With this, there is no end, since everyone wants to be the last person to edit." Wikia staff member and Uncyclopedian Sannse predicts that the forum topic will take up all of Wikia's hardware by late 2009 and will then begin to "consume all around it, like I did that time I tried marijuana." She went on to add, "nothing will be safe – not even Wikipedia," before blessing herself and staring reverently at a statue of Jimmy Wales. Others, however, are more optimistic. According to Modusoperandi, "eventually someone will invent some sort of robot or hobgoblin to automatically edit the topic, and then it will have to be locked. Either that, or someone will figure out that there is no prize, rendering the whole thing pointless. And then I shall be the winner!" Spang was unavailable for comment because, according to his spokesperson, "he is busy in his cave dreaming up more crazy schemes to destroy the internet." Admins everywhere! If you're a wiki-troll, cyberbullying vandal or extremely crappy article, you'd better start watching your behind. Three new deputies were voted in by the Uncyclopedia Sheriff's Department: Dr. Skullthumper, RAHB, and Roman Dog Bird. The trio were bestowed this great honor last Friday by Codeine. This brings the total amount of active authority figures who could wallop you over the head with a banhammer to 29. The reason for the unusally high number of new sysops is that a clear consensus could not be reached, and also that all three of these individuals are "awesome". The new admins were extremely pleased and greatly honored by their new title. None of them wasted any time in executing their first sysop move (RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper banned Cajek; Roman Dog Bird deleted one hundred articles, then banned Cajek). The prescence of these new neighborhood patrollers was evident immediately, with QVFD being renamed "Skull and RAHB's House of Huffing", and placing {{VFD}} in an article now automatically classifying it as "Roman Dog Bird's bitch". The reactions from the new sysops were similar, with all three pledging to delete bad articles, ban unworthy knuckleheads, continue plans for world domination, and "try not to muck up the site too much". RAHB has set himself lofty goals, including "keeping it cool" and some wiki-related nonsense that this reporter didn't understand. Roman Dog Bird wished the readers of the Signpost to know that he said "something", and went on to add that he will continue to "clean crap up...only now with more power." Dr. Skullthumper is thankful that no one has caught on to the trio of new ops and expresses his optimism as far as not being immediately de-opped, but also listed several early accomplishments as well as future goals. With these three brave new souls now patrolling the corridors of this silly wiki, it is truly a dark time for terrible articles, merciless vandals, and Cajek. |
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[edit] Hand-delivered
Good job, Gerry! You have a lot of devotion to the lost art of news-writing! <16:54, 12 Aug 2008>
- i consider it a kind of mega-whore, in that i posted something i that i wrote 85% of directly onto eighty different userpages, where it can't possibly be ignored. cheers! 16:56, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
- I too would like to applaud on such a wonderful hand-job. I'd be lost without my SignPost! Your devotion will surely be noticed by the community of devoted readers!
Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex 10:59
- Good job gerry. You steped in and did a robots job when said robot fell into disrepair. would you like the normal treat of several thousand numbers to crunch on now? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 01:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
- I too would like to applaud on such a wonderful hand-job. I'd be lost without my SignPost! Your devotion will surely be noticed by the community of devoted readers!
| A pocketful of ninjastars for you! Ok, so this thingy is supposed to be for tons of edits to the same article, but hey! Great work doing that thingy I gave this to you for...whatever that was. –TheLedBalloon
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Ninjastar! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) UnBlog 02:30, Aug 13
- And so Led beat me to the thingy I was going to give you for this frankly Herculean effort. You truly are a legend of the news world! --UU Blah / Pee
07:11, Aug 13
[edit] Hey man
Thanks for your review of Isaac Newton. I've made some of the changes you recommended, could you maybe take another look (here) please? Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:53, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
- sure, i'll take a look today. would you like another in-depth review, or more of a shorter general review? 15:11, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
- In-depth, if you have time. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 19:16, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
- Don't want to pressure you, but have you forgotten about this? (Pressure Pressure Pressure!) Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 20:54, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
- In-depth, if you have time. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 19:16, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] You are on some kind of mission...
Yeah, so it seems you've returned on a mission to make up for months of absence with aplomb. Taking your quality pee total to 25 gets you this coveted award. Don't burn yourself out now! --UU Blah / Pee 09:49, Aug 14
| Golden Urinal You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work. Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit! |
- "aplomb (n): great coolness and composure under strain." hooray! a compliment! yea i noticed i had 22 reviews yesterday morning, so i got crackin'. i look forward to churning out reviews at a steady pace, and to you walloping me over the head with your manhole cover should my review quality start to slip. 15:07, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] unnews
erm, can you tell me how to create unnews? --Adikhebat(speak aadeeq haebate) 15:24, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
- sure. clicking this blue thingy will bring you to a page detailing how to write an article. typing your desired article title into the box and pressing the 'create page' button generates a page complete with all the stuff you need for citing sources, getting your page properly categorized on the unnews page, etc. if you need any other specific help, feel free to ask further questions. 15:28, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Bodohnews
Bodohpedia (Malay uncyclopedia) have'nt unnews, can you tech me how to create unnews at malay uncyclopedia ??
help me please....----Adikhebat(speak aadeeq haebate) 16:42, 14 August 2008 (UTC)(Note:My English is bad)
- hmmm, i'm not sure how much help i can be on creating a whole unnews page on another wiki. you might try talking to Spang of Sannse about it, they are much more knowledgeable about this sort of thing. 16:51, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008
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So as you may have noticed, recently a contest of titanic proportions has been gripping the world like no other event. Palms have been sweaty, nails have been chewed, bribes, threats, and allegations of stimulant abuse have been rife. But now, the latest incarnation of the Poo Lit Surprise has drawn to a close, and so our attention can drift to that bunch of steroid-enhanced nutters at the Olympics. Finally, the questions on everyone's lips have been answered. Providing they were related to the Poo Lit Surprise, and who was going to win. Other questions, unfortunately, remain unanswered. However, if you do want to know who won, and haven't found out already, you can find out here. We could just tell you here, but where's the fun in that? We should, however, point out that if you haven't seen all of the articles yet, there are some real crackers amongst them, and not just the winners either - which probably reflects well on the Uncyclopedia Community as a whole, although it may just hint that everyone saved their best articles for this one small period of time and now has nothing else to offer for another 6 months. We'll see, but in the meantime, have a look at all the entries - there should be chuckles on offer whatever your sense of humo(u)r! |
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[edit] 14 Years
I need some help researching this song. Do you think you could help me? --Ryanasaurus0077 20:18, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
- i really don't see what else there is that can be said about a single song. you've already copied virtually the entire wikipedia article into 14 Years. The article about the remington steelers being a guns n' roses cover band consisting of the cast members of the harry potter movies was already determined to be unfit for the mainspace, so as it stands, there really isn't any way that i can see of improving this article to the point where it won't get deleted. my advice is to work on the remington steelers article, and move all of the remaining related articles (songs, albums, discographies) into your userspace so you'll still have them when you move remington steelers back to the mainspace. but until that article that connects everything is improved enough to return to the mainspace, anything else related to it will be pretty much shoot-on-sight for the admins. if you need any more help moving articles to your userspace to save them, let me know. for examples of a fictional band made up of real people, check out Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors and Taft Punk; those should give you some idea on how to make your concept work. for a full-on review, head over to pee review and request one; you can get a review for an article in your namespace. i think you should put your remington steelers article onto pee review and see what some of our best writers have to say concerning improving it. 20:37, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Newton
Please, go ahead and add what you like. I trust you not to fuck up. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 22:08, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
- excellent. i'll try to improve it a little, feel free to rollback whatever ou think doesn't fit. 13:20, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
- Cool. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 20:03, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Ohai thar
thx2u for great hand delivery of uncyclopedic newsletter!
u need a handz for next tiem? call MantiBot for hawt secks. — Sir Manticore 
05:18, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
- awesome! yea i'll let you know when the next issue is ready, hopefully sometime thursday. 13:24, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] I'm drafting you...
...to my new Wiki at remingtonsteelers.wikia.com. (And no, that third period is NOT part of the URL.) --Ryanasaurus0077 20:42, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] One million thanks
For your pee review of the biology article. I will implement your proposals immediately. Fight the power. 
pillow talk 17:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] OMGWTFBBQ
Uncyclopedia:VFP/LOLOMGWTFBBQ.gif It may not be specifically for this article, but, the name is similar (but the image isn't why I voted keep). The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:06, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Review?
Hey, I really need a review for one of my UnNewses. Thanks a lot. + Mgr. Sire "oooooooooo" ♂UN