User talk:Gert5
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[edit] A slightly belated thank you
| Thanks for the vote!
For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift. |
-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:47, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Can you design a signature for me? AND YOU'D BETTER, OTHERWISE *beep**CENSORED* 18:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] AAN
Yo. You left a message on my talk page (That I just looked at... Blame me for being a lazy bastard) about adopting me (a n00b). Well, assuming the offer still stands, I'm fine with it. --Dr Wilder 15:24, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Wow! Thanks!
I'm very flattered and proud to be the recipient of this months Gert5 Award for 3xellence! Although I have no idea whatsoever what I did to deserve it, stuff I guess! Thanks! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:50, 26 July 2007
[edit] Greetings Gert
I hope you don't mind, but I've done some extensive editing on Image:Lawrencethecableguy.jpg. I saw it sitting there on the requested images page, which I've been frequenting more lately, and thought it could be improved upon. Let me know what you think. -RAHB 21:35, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] ?
What with eh *-Yoinxx members only at the bottom of the user award pages? Isn't the template enough or am I missin' somethin'? 
Premier Tom Mayfair
06:59, 29 July 2007
- Good idea. Premier Tom Mayfair 07:57, 29 July 2007
- I'm still a little confused as to how it all works. Pretend that I am a newborn Capitalist and explain. Premier Tom Mayfair 02:14, 30 July 2007
- I'm still a little confused as to how it all works. Pretend that I am a newborn Capitalist and explain.
| Yoinxx Bank of Uncyclopedia
Check #: 0004 Pay to the order of: Gert5 Amount: Thirty-Six & 12/100 (Y 36.12) Signature: Account #: 71.228.206.180 |
[edit] I've opened the Bank of Zimbabwe!
Do you mind if I exchange Zimbabwean dollars for Yoinxx and vicce versa? —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:10, 7 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] thanks
Thanks ever so much for the Hallbug thingy. I'm overjoyed, flummoxed, and buggered all at once here! It'll certainly hold a place of honour on my user page, whenever I get around to editing it. Cheers! Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:56, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Your games...
They make me lol. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Hmm...
Apparently, someone made this in your userspace. I don't care what you do, so... yeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:03, Nov 4
[edit] Yoinxx
hey, I signed up to the Yoinxx thing. It seemed like a good idea; but i have a slight gripe... it doesn't really make things clear on the page. How does one gain / spend Yoinxx? Thanks,~Fag x FS
- Oh? I thought it was more complicated than that. =P So it works entirely on a trade system? --~Fag x FS 17:11, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Your cheque
| Yoinxx Bank of Uncyclopedia
Check #: Check 5 Pay to the order of: Gert5 Amount: fifteen (Y 15) Signature: Admiral Enzo Aquarius-i curve bulletz ☎ Account #: Do it yourself |
[edit] Stop the flow of pee!
Dude, stop with the comment-free pee reviews. We're trying to improve pee review, by making sure people get constructive feedback on their articles, not just a score. Several of those articles you just 'reviewed' at speed had requests on the review page for suggestions, help etc. If you can't provide these, don't do the review, let someone else get around to it. I know I'd rather wait a while and get a decent review than have a 2 minute special like the ones you just knocked out. The scores may be accurate (I didn't read them all to check) but the reviews are of NO HELP. Have a look at some by OEJ, or Cajek, or the others involved in PEEING. Or don't, the choice is yours... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:44, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
- Additional: man, I'm sounding grouchy these days - I blame work. I'm not having a major or serious dig here, but please, no more drive-by reviews! Here, have a cookie:
| Under User has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
--Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:49, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Yoinnx
My store has no customers anyway. In fact, I personally think currencies are a waste of time. I'm quitting. *blanks pages* —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 13:14, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] IotM
Done. Have a cookie for reminding me.
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| Pongo has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
—PongoV2(talk|cont) 09:55, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Merry Christmas soon!
| Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
[edit] Ebatsuklupeedia (Estonian)?
As far as I know, the only reason there are no admins is that no one (or at least no one who speaks Estonian) has been willing to take on the task. There are only two active users logged-in in the past thirty days. An admin could be added easily if someone were willing to take on the task of cleaning up this particular Uncyclopeedia; just let me know? --Carlb 02:05, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!
These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.
The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.
So, Gert5, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE
- Double moos from your cowy friend,
[edit] About that Talk Show thing
Can I be Achmed the Dead Terrorist? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:34, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Neh, use your own self. It's THE LAWwww. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 07:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- Screw you. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 16:11, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.
3/07/2008 @ 19:12[edit] Wii Pee Review
U didn't really say much, would u care to elaborate on your review?Cheers-Bobofosho2 23:29, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Game...
Hey Gert! I'm currently charged with maintaining the Game Main Page and associated pages. Thanks for adding your game to the Game Main Page. However in the future could you submit pages via the submission page. This is just to help keep things in order, because when a game is added I have to update several different things. I've reverted your edits, for now, but I'll be putting your game back in just a sec - so I can update all the various bits and bobs. - [17:40 6 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
[edit] Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/MOCD
Gert, in the future, if you can't give reasonable reviews without insulting the writer, just don't bother giving them at all. ~
12:29, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] OK Gert
I had just about enough with the amount of noise you generate here, and that "fuck you asshole" was the final straw. When you come back, if you don't reduce the amount of idiotic forums you put all over the place, I'll be placing an office rule regarding you and forums. If you can't play nice, you won't be playing at all. ~ 09:37, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks and all!
Yeh...hi Gert5. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, Gert5! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
[edit] VFH
Hi Gert, looks like you're feeling a little miffed at your recent article missing out on VFH. I'd just like to say that I think it's an article with a lot of promise (I found it better than I was expecting to) and with more work it could be a real winner, it just feels, as I said, like a work in progress rather than the finished deal. If you don't know what I mean, I'd be happy to go through and take a detailed look at it over the weekend with a view to trying to justify my comments - pop it on pee review, and mention you'd like me to take a look at it, and I'll be right on the case. As I said, I did laugh at some bits, so you are well on the way. If you just want to leave it, that's cool, I just thought I'd try to explain a little so there's no hard feelings. Cool? --UU Blah / Pee 
11:55, Jul 10
- Very. Thanks to your little ramble the room temperature has dropped about 15ºC. - [17:59 10 July] Sir FSt Yettie (talk)
[edit] This...
...won't survive in it's present form. By "this", I mean "this". Placed side-by-side with a stub, it seems spartan by comparison. Sir Modusoperandi 21:38, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
