User:Heerenveen/YTTE–Orian

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Contents 1 RAEPAGE 2 Arbitrary header, since YTTE's sig is scrolling 3 Arbitrary header II: The day after 4 Seconds of uninterrupted tranquility are, er, interrupted 5 I just think we should pull this back a bit cos otherwise we'll have to restrict ourselves to four letter words 6 94

RAEPAGE

Yes, third RAEPAGE! I love this stuff! I've got your talk page's virginity, neh neh neh neh! Ha ha! - 07:53 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Oh you're so creul, Yettie. HV he's hit you too! It wasn't your fault. Dont you ever let anyone tell you that it was. you know that he has Madeline McCann locked in is basement? he must be stopped. I propose we start a mob and spam the hell out of his talk page Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 10:32, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Nooo! Although it does give me a chance to test my fancy new contents box. Also, Orian, your talk page looks quite familiar, I thought. And yeah, break out the torches! To YTTE! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 16:41

Well i needed to do something with it and i can't do wiki-coding by myself! i at least changed the words. i was going to take the archive bar too but it was too complamicated. But it's all Yettie's fault. Oh are you a member of his cow moo cult yet? Cos aparently in order to stay alive be a member all i have to do is recruit people. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 16:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

It's alright, I'm fine with it, makes me feel all nice insider that people'd nick it actually. Oh, and you're YTTE's love slave minion now? Okay... /me runs towards IRC, which is probably saner. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 17:00

Mr. Heerenveen, would you kindly drop the three-lettered chatroom and put your hands in the air? Good. I presume you planned on running off to signup to the CMC? Right? That's what you were doing wasn't it? I hope it was. /me takes a puff of my cigar - 17:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OK, OK, officer /me drops the chatroom on YTTE's noggin. Sorry, but I'm going to have to pass on the CMC. Nothing personal, I just got screwed over by a usermade group last time I was here (which is why I left if I'm honest), and I decided not to join any this time (PEEING's useful, so it doesn't count). Sowee. (Also, I find it slightly ironic that we're discussing this under this particular title. Now, off for a Chinese!) ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 17:26

That's okay...for not joining that is...but it's not okay that you dropped that thing on my head! That 'urt that did! And also I find it entirely sensible that we discuss the CMC under this title. And also you'll be sorry you didn't join, or something... And also I would never screw you over! And also despite that I recognise your decision (silly person) and it's okay...really...no I'm not going to send knife-wielding maniacs after you.
- 17:31 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I probably will. And I know you wouldn't screw me over, I just want to keep to the five promises I gave myself back in February (none of which involve knife-wielding maniacs, but I'm sure me and him could settle on a deal). Good luck with the whole mass whoring thing! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 18:05

Thank you. If you wanna whore stuff to me, here's the place. Have a good...what ever time it is for you over there. - 18:39 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Same time as you. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 18:42

Oh good! Good evening, then, I guess. Wait I knew you were British...I mean how else would I have known where your house was? - 18:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I don't know, maybe I have a dimension-travelling house or something (or maybe that wasn't me!). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 19:03

No I'm pretty sure it was you. I watched you make some changes to your user page. And I watched you write your last pee! And I watched you eating. I'm not sure, did you see my car outside your house? - 19:05 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YOU'RE CHEETING ON ME!? Yettie? with him? how could you!? And if that's not bad enough, you're confusing us! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:08, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry Orian, I'm only stalking him! - 19:09 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

But that's how you met me! that our thing!Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:10, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

No our thing was shoving dog crap through each other's letterboxes...wasn't it? That was with you, right? - 19:15 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Arbitrary header, since YTTE's sig is scrolling

So that's why that Smart car hasn't moved for a month from outside! I was wondering why it was getting milk delivered to it! Also, I thought my friend's letter smelt a bit off... ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 19:16

No Yettie, Dog crap and letter boxes was you and Ed. we threw rabbits at old ladies remember? but before that it was stalking, you would follow me to school and then offered me a lift back to you house to "see your new puppy". Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:21, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

I remember the rabbits!! That was good fun, apart from that one time that woman went and died and me and puppy were all alone in a cell together. - 19:28 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

OH EVEN IN PRISON YOU CANT KEEP YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS!? first you cheet on me with HV and now you're confessing to all these other affairs with random strangers! i can't take this anymore Yettie: it's over. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:35, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

My sig was "going over the edge"? Why, was it depressed or something? (please laugh at the bad jokes - bad jokes are constantly suffering and for just one laugh a joke you can help save them). - 19:28 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

No laughter. i need icecream /sniff Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:35, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

I have but one thing to say: FU EDIT CONFLICTS! This has been an all-talk page message by ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 19:40 <bing-bong>

Damn it Heerenveen, me and Orian are having an emotional split and you're breaking the tension, very suitably, with announcements like that? Shame on you! - 19:48 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Sorry.</timid> Continue extra-marital adventures below. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 19:51

Gah! Stop changing the page! i'm trying to destroy his interest in you! Yettie. I can't afford the rent without you but you're sleeping on the couch. And don't you tell me i say that everytime cos i don't. Frankly even i'm troubled by this convo now Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:57, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Yettie? Yettie, i'm sorry. please come home... Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 20:03, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Frankly we're all troubled by this conversation, but we try to hide our troubles with cats Ok, I'll come back, but only on one condition: 1) . Okay? Good. - 21:49 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

And yes, get back together you two, and get a room before I kick you out of this lovely, despoiled mansion you ruined! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 21:59

And i don't think he's talking to me... Can i sleep here tonight? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 22:16, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Sure, but it'll have to be the settee, I'm afraid, I have the twin girls staying too. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 26/05 22:20

Well this type is small, maybe they won't see it. And your sisters are comming round? Fantastic! We can watch chick-flicks, eat popcorna and bitch about Yettie and how all men are bastards. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 23:51, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

Damn, i never saw his message before you're other one. What condition Yettie? anything! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 00:04, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

There is no condition! I just wanted there to be a condition, because just saying "sure let's get back together again" would sound lame, but saying there's a condition is all tough and stuff. - 07:40 27 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Arbitrary header II: The day after

This conversation never happened. Discuss. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 27/05 09:24

Yeh it did, silly! Check the history and stuff. Plus I have some new sigs! - YTTE^(talk) 09:25 27 May

Yes, yes I do! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 09:25 27 May

HV you need a new couch, this one is extreamly uncomfortable. Also, Yettie, I don't like your new sigs Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|