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RAPED. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:56, Jun 23

Dammit, and I thought I was clear, too! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 23/06 20:02

Cake

So let's see, I've given you a couple of awards, but no cake? Terrible. Here, have some for a thoroughly decent review. --UU - Blah 11:17, Jun 25

Image:Cake.gif Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.
Yummy! /me runs into bedroom with cake, doesn't come out for hours. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 25/06 11:27
/me hammers on bedroom door. What are you doing in there young man? Heerenveen? Those are some strange sounds you're making. I sure hope it's homework, because if it's not, there will be... trouble! Also, I just spotted this. Do you reckon there's anything salvageable in there I can transplant into my version, or do you reckon I could get away with making it a redirect? --UU - Blah 14:32, Jun 25

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper With No Ambitions, Goals, Hopes or Dreams!

June 26th, 2008 • Issue 9

Uncyclopedia running out of Interesting Stuff. UnSignpost in Jeopardy!

By Qua

Recently. Uncyclopedia, in its maternal state. Is running out of interesting stuff as most users keep filling her with the same old stuff day after day. Most if not almost all of the staff at the UnSignpost panicked as this meant that their newspaper, which faced the threat of disabondement yesterday. Could be folded by the Uncyclopedia Cabal (there is no cabal) itself. Cajek, the UnSignpost's co-founder, commented on the shortage of interesting stuff saying "...". Mostly this is a time of crisis for the UnSignpost which has been falling into a state of crisis for a while now. and we need you to help. All you have to do is send money to the UnSignpost offices. And please, refer freinds to do the same please! We need it more then you.

Penis Man returns!

By THEDUDEMAN
Image:483922.jpg

At exactly 12:29 AM Monday morning, some local idiot decided that it would be a great day to stir up drama and piss people off with some long forgotten shit. And with that, Penis Man made his way back to our great Uncyclopedia with the intent of vandalizing Boomer's userpage. Soon after, the Town drunk Eugene Kay decided to follow suit by uploading the same image by the name of Zombiepenis. Why he decided to make such an apparent strike at the admin who has beat him so much is currently unknown. We at UnSignpost give them both a 25000000:1 chance of being banned.

Local Uncyclopedian starts up Devil-Worship Wiki

By Qua

In a recent devil-related press conference. Cartoon Diablo, the younger and sillier version of Diablo. Has started up The Devil's Wiki, a wiki dedicated to worship of Satanism and The Devil itself. In a recent interview, Cartoon Diablo has said personally that "The wiki's going to contain a lot about the devil, no seriously. There's going to be articles about the caverns of hell, the kind of foods the devil eats and also various artworks done by the Devil himself. And if your asking if it's going to be great. Well... Yeah!, It's going to be satantastic!". Immediately after this was posted on the UnSignpost, 2 people have joined the satanic wiki. The 2 people are described to be a Himilianian Yettie and an Male Amish Human. Both of them have pledged their allegiance to the devil in return for absolute power. In today's weather report, make sure to bring an umbrella as Hell may be raining over within the next few days.

Uncyclopedia's Reign of the Newbs Begins

By Cajek and whoever else

Interestingly enough, lots of new noobs (and old noobs) are getting featured articles these days. Somehow, the cult of the newbs has awoken, and Uncyc has felt its presence link to Double Entendre. Oh... did I say that out loud?

"I don't trust the young 'uns," said Farmer O'Dell at his grain silo, "They write funny articles, yeah, but what do they contribute to the community?" Actually, writers like Hyperbole, Cheapinitreal, and The Woodburninator have stepped up, and are already commanders. Except that last one, who is close enough. Big time contributors like YesTimeToEdit, Qua, and Orian57 are cleaning up this pig sty. Older members of uncyc have become less active, and are paving the way for these rising stars to shine.

Uh, speaking as myself? I've never been more proud of Uncyclopedia than I have in the last month or so. Keep it up, guys!

Check out these pages!
From our logs:
  • 00:29, THEDUDEMAN (Talk | contribs) (uploaded a new version of "Image:483922.jpg": <3 you Zombiebaron! )
  • 20:10, 22 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 58.179.141.146 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (No means *no*)
  • 06:21, 22 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked .cx (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Oh for fuck's sake)
  • 05:30, 22 June 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked Dunquin (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (The Irishg defence forces are a bunch of wankers who were dominated by the brits who are even greater wankers. They eat potatos, drink guinness and fight imaginery wars)
  • 03:42, 22 June 2008 Hindleyite (Talk | contribs) blocked 217.54.74.232 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. )
  • 12:42, 21 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked Page blanker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (I wonder if you realize just how easy your name makes it for me to permaban you...)
  • 07:26, 23 June 2008 Manticore (Talk | contribs | block) blocked 124.170.144.245 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (You have been autoblocked by the Uncyclopedia penis-size-detector. Rylie, I'm afraid your penis is too small to edit Uncyclopedia. Please try again after puberty.)
  • 08:48, 20 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Bl4nker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (LOL YOU BLANKED SOMETHING THAS SO FUNNIES. Now fuck off, eh?)
  • 18:54 . . Codeine (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.231.38.117 with an expiry time of 1 week: (No, Pete Doherty is a talentless junkie cunt. Deal with it.)
  • 14:59, June 25, 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked KBD5196 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (I hope this ban log gets featured in the UnSignpost. Also, you are a wanking blanker. Or a blanking wanker. Whichever.)
Gripe of the Week

MantiBot, Yes a bot, this bot has been going around causing terrorism to articles in the form of interlinking. Not only does he support terrorism, he also supports the de-opping of TheLedBalloon who has been known to hate every foreign country that's not America on the Planet. What's worse, he isn't even properly marked as a bot. FU Mantiwhore!

Foreign Uncyc Page of the Week:

Russian Adolf Hitler and the Crappy Translation

Quote of the Week:

"Listen, here's the story: The other night I saw Jackass the Movie 2 and they extracted sperm from a horse so one of the dudes could drink it. It was that moment when I realized how little I know about nature, or rather, animals and their private parts. You see, it turns out horsies have big ol' peepees, and the first picture I expertly designed was actually close to the reality, and I needed to start from scratch on a new picture. The result of that is what you see on the right, the one with the bigger censored penis." -So So

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:32, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Nice links. "link"...so groundbreaking, that one! Who edited the 'post this week then? (Who are you, person who's probably stalking my talk page to answer this? I'm looking at you number 7). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 28/06 15:45
Mostly Qua wrote it, but me and Cajek threw in some stuff. Also, yes i am answering a rhetorical question, and no I don't stalk your talk page. Yet... Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 20:26, 28 June 2008 (UTC)

You

Appear to have just turned into a bot! MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 19:22, Jun 28

That thought went through my mind...unfortunately, a lack of AWB and a hatred for all those nn: links cluttering up the place combined to turn into the dual nunchuck wielding monstrosity before you! (Also, MediaWiki search is fail). ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 28/06 19:26
If you are that bored... Take a look at User:MrN9000/Sandbox1... You can see what I'm thinking I'm sure. I'm just trying to decide how to structure it. I have the list of place names, but I'm not sure what to actually write! Also, the talk pages of the articles which need the VFD kept template put on em are still to do! Some are missing, some are not. I don't think it's a thing a bot could do... Me and UU started, but ran out of steam... Now that is a BORING job... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 19:30, Jun 28
Yup, I am that bored. The fact that it's wet here (as always) right now doesn't help, nor the fact that I have serious writer's block... I've got one full set of nn tabs up, after that I'll have a look at your stuff. Where'd you get up to on the VFD tags? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 28/06 19:33
I was doing the odd numbers and UU the even. I started at 1, and got to um... 15 I think. Not far I know! If there is a more boring "job" on uncyc, I'm not sure what it is... If you do a few, let me know where you got to. I'm not sure when UU got. What are you doing with those tags anyway? The ones you were adding I mean. I'm not to sure about how the interwiki stuff works my self. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 19:36, Jun 28
I'm not adding any, I'm removing nn:, as it's showing up as a redlink at the bottom of the page rather than an interwiki, as it has been since February at least, thus being less than useless. I find them rather unsightly, so I decided to have a nice purge. And will do re: {{Oldvfd}}. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 28/06 19:42
Besides, I'm used to bot-esque work here, see here for something much more laborious. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 28/06 20:15
Wow. That's some editing... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 20:31, Jun 28
I started at the most recent and went backwards, figuring I'd get to where MadMax left off - seeing as you ask. I got back to 106, and was hitting pages with the tag, so I figured that I'd taken care of most of 'em and I'd leave the rest for if I was really bored. I'll probably get back to it shortly, although wedding stuff is limiting my weekend edits now (and there's still 2 and a half months to go - arggh!) and work seems to be reducing my number of weekday edits too. None of this is interesting, actually, and it's one of only 2 edits I've made this weekend. Shows where my priorities lie, I guess. Oh, I'm going to bed, fuck it. Night all! --UU - Blah 22:23, Jun 28
When I saw the email this morning I was wondering what you were doing here at half ten at night on a Saturday! Anyways, I think I'm going to leave that job, I have neither the patience nor the upcoming time for it. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS] (talk), 29/06 09:24
Don't blame you. And I'm almost done with my edits for today as well. So have a good sunday and so forth, and let's see what joys the new week brings us. --UU - Blah 10:26, Jun 29

You...

Scared the fuck out of me this morning! There I was walking along the street listening to my MP3 player too loudly, enjoying the scottish sunshine and bobbing my head to pop music that I don't even like but that cultural stereotypes say I should listen to. As Avril Lavagne's Girlfrind faded out of existance once more there was a few seconds pause... Then the BBC NEWS Twenty-Four theame crashed through my head! I thought I was under attack until this voice annouces, in a non-offensive accent: "Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives".

I just thought I'd come share this with you as I found it vaguely amusing. Also, while I'm whoring my articles on your talk page anyway, how many ways can you think of working the words "Insomnia" and "Vote For" into a sentence without sounding rude?

Also. I miss Yettie :( Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:02 2 July 2008

Oh crap, I forgot to respond to this. Seven? Seven! That makes sense, doesn't it? And done, as you know. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [6/07 08:51]
Forgot? For four days!? I thought I'd offended you or something... no seven makes no sense. Well I was 7th to vote for my article but I don't see how that's relevant... Erm, tomorrow is the seventh. ummm... oh well this:
Hey, Heerenveen. Steven would just like to thank you
for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia.
He really would but right now he's sleeping.
Shhh don't wake him...


is what I came here about this time. Thanks for voting! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:31 6 July 2008
Oh seven is also the number of people that liked the idea of me being an attending last time that came up. weird it's like the number is following me! Seven Hv! Seven! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 10:35 6 July 2008

== And then Otter Bear said "just don't get on the carpet..." ==

Prettiestpretty thanks you for finding

Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
to be just right for VFH
Fondly, PP

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN WotM 2xPotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:59, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Teh'Ward!

You've Been OrianYettied!

That's right, you've offically been ravaged by Yettie and Orian...unlucky you!

Go Hv! - [22:06 7 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

You encouraged us! It was your fault with your short skirt and low cut top. /end bad tasteing joke —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs) at some time or another
Oh noes! Orianyettied! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 15:36]
Bugger I forgot to sign! well you forgot to indent properly =P And now he's not here =( what am I gonna do? I'll have to talk to you instead. Hey maybe you can be his replacement! Yeah and we can go around harrasing people for days and raping talk pages! Orain and Hv, that has no ring to it but we'll make it work. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:40 8 July 2008
Nope, I indented properly as I was replying to YTTE, not you, so you indented wrong ;). Also, I'm off for the rest of the week after today, so that'll have to wait till Saturday I'm afraid. How's the review? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 15:49]
I've scored it. I just got distracted. I'll have it for later tonight probably (I'll defo try seen as how your going somewhere). It's a good article though I do like it. You cant go too! It's not fair! Still I might actually get some writing finished. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:00 8 July 2008
No worries. I've got relatives from your land coming down, so I'm going to be at my nans for the rest of the week. There's one computer there, which runs Windows 3.1. No internet, obviously. That'll be a culture shock. Gotta say, Class of 3000 looks good. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 16:02]
No internet...? That's impossible. You must be lying. "your land" I thought you were scottish too? Oh well I don't like making the distinction. Personally I thought it was called the United Kindom for a reason. Being political I'm praying scotland doesn't become indipendant. Actually I don't need to pray! I can vote! /mourns wasted youth. And yes I'm quite liking Class of 3000 too, I got the idea from the requested articles list, I didn't find out untill after that there is a cartoon or something by the same name and that's probably what the request meant. This is probably better though, certainly more original. the other one I'm struggling with can't find a good narative style but I've got some good ideas for it. Might do it first person again... Also notice the school related link too? It's because I'm ignoring the fact I have grow up sooner or later. also new blog! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 16:36 8 July 2008
Well, I'm Scottish originally by birth and all that, but we moved to England ages ago, so really I'm a bit of both. I don't want independence for the nations either, just seems wrong. I see what you mean with the article, progressing nicely. And yeah, I read the blog. No comment, as I forgot my password for the fifty billionth time, but a nice read nevertheless. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 16:04]

A Pants Article‎

What do ya think will happen? MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 19:41, Jul 8

I think I'll go blind ;). Seriously though, one of three things will happen: It'll either get QVFD'd by some unsuspecting user, it'll be unnoticed until an inevitable VFD or some admin will delete it the next time they go through new pages. My money's on number two. And I'd expect something on your talk page regardless of the outcome. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 19:55]
Do you think it's funny? Did you see what it links to? Yea, I'm almost dam sure it will be deleted... MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 20:08, Jul 8
[FU EC] It's definitely not what you expect...it's more shock than funny I reckon, but that's just me. Yeah, I read it while going through (but not voting on!) VFD earlier. I reckon that link is bloody good. Me too though, it's the kind of thing that admins might get kept (see: Just about every big bit of drama Uncyc has), but "experienced users"? Yeah, right. On a completely unrelated note, I think Cajek's userpage is going to crash Wikia. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [8/07 20:14]
No surprise then. Interesting considering who deleted it, and who wrote the article it linked to. Anyway, I'm not going to fight it. I was just proving a point to myself really. You know what that is I'm sure... I will continue this particular crusade when I have finnished fixing short pages... Also, what the hell do you think you are doing having "time off"? You are HV dammit! MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 12:22, Jul 9
Relax, I'm not gone gone, just limited time because I'm constantly round my grandparents house for the week, which, if you look up, I've said is running a fifteen-year old OS, so yeah...quite a bit different from comfy Ubuntu over here. Since when did I get a reputation for being dependably here anyways? I guess we can all forget about Pantsy and move on... though it was fun while it lasted. And TKF deleted it? Wow. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 15:55]
Oh so reply to him but not me? Cue emotional break down screaming shouting throwing jeasus ornaments promising to leave and never return and then make-up sex. If you were Yettie but he's not here! =( Oh and to save me e-mailing I'm doing it I really am. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:59 9 July 2008
Really!!! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:59 9 July 2008

Signature

Thanks again for fixing my sig the other day;) I think you've done it a few times so uber Kudos for helping out with it--Sycamore (Talk) 11:13, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Vandal twat back eh?

I see that twat page move vandal is back again. And I see you beating me to every rollback! :-) Hope someone gets here to ban his ass good soon. I'd help, but it's time for pre-season training - two hours running around a muddy field near Norwich. I'd rather be reverting fuckwittery! --UU - Blah 17:37, Jul 9

Yup, Nytrospawn did (admittedly I did ask myself who? at first, but meh). If there's any proof needed that more than one person needed to be opped last month, it was that. Good luck with the training! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [9/07 17:44]