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Rape!!!

Haha! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:52 14 July 2008

/me looks at RC. Where the hell did you come from? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [14/07 20:55]

Your worst nightmares. SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 20:56 14 July 2008

No way have you seen them... you wouldn't like them one bit ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [14/07 21:01]

<Insert Double Penetration here> Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 21:03, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm just going to straight up admit I don't have a clue what that means, and go back to writing articles that no sane person would ever look up. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [14/07 21:11]

I'm glad you said that and not me. Both accounts incidentally, your articles are just crazy! Also I dont get why I wouldn't like your nightmares? SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 21:13 14 July 2008

For no apparent reason, MrN shows up... Orian stole my breasts incidentally. Mr N

21:28, Jul 14

Now I has 4! SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 21:33 14 July 2008

4! No! RRRUUUUUUUNNNNN FFFFOOOOORRRRRR TTTTTTHHHHEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHIIIIILLLLLLSSSSSSSS! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [15/07 18:26]

What? They're in a cabinet. Not like I wear them or anything. First time I've had a pair though... SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 18:27 15 July 2008

Fair enough, say no more! /me goes back to deciding who to cast his last VFS vote on. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [15/07 18:40]

About your nightmares again. Why wouldn't I like them? I mean the only thing I don't like is girls which would mean that you have nightmares about girls which kinda suggests something... SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 18:49 15 July 2008

Nah, that was a general person-reading-my-talk-page thing (since, you know, there's a few). And honestly, I couldn't tell you what I meant last night (about anything) if you payed me in blueberries! ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [15/07 18:58]

I've got some blackberries? SK Sir Orian57Talk

RotM 19:00 15 July 2008

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008 (apparently)

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July 17^th, 2008 • Eleventh Issue • This issue isn't late, your calendar is fast.

It's The Poo Lit. Surprised?

By UU

Uncyclopedia's twice annual writing competition, the Poo Lit Surprise starts this week. In typical Uncyclopedia style, it seems to have come as a surprise to many, not least EMC, who was supposed to be running it, but who has disappeared without trace.

Horrified by what was happening to their beloved and prestigious competition, the Uncyclopedia community rushed into action as soon as it noticed (a day or so late), and promptly agreed someone needed to do something.

This was followed by some of the community running around in small circles, flapping their hands wildly and panicking a bit, before cuddly authority figure Zombiebaron decisively stepped in and selflessly told Dr. Skullthumper to sort it out and get the fuck on with it.

At the time of going to press, both Skullthumper and Zombiebaron may have been available for comment for all we know, but we couldn't be bothered to ask them.

VFS: The Race Hots Up For The Second Month Running

By UU

In an unprecedented turn of events, and due to namby-pamby unclear rules that have since been firmed up and given a healthy gay colour makeover, Uncyclopedia is voting for further candidates to be admitted to the non-existent cabal.

The race is turning out to be quite a close one between several of the frontrunners, so the ever-impartial UnSignpost (founded by Cajek and Dr. Skullthumper) brings you pen pics of the current favourites.

Heerenveen - Uncyclopedia's Tank. Doesn't sleep, eat, dream or pet fluffy animals. Does nothing, in fact, but patrol Special:Recentchanges, rolling over cyberbullying, shooting down crap, smoking out vandals and reverting their stuff, and other tank-like activities. What to expect: extreme diligence, and a bigger gun, apparently.
MrN9000 - Profiled in the Unsignpost only last week, MrN has still found time to become even more awesome than he was then, and mends, mentors and poopsmiths his way around the site with matchless dedication. What to expect: zero tolerance for anything pants.
Roman Dog Bird - Frankie is another tireless worker in the name of making crap stuff less crap, good stuff betterer, and shite stuff deleted. Wherever there is a thankless task to be done on the wiki, you shall find him. Which is a good job, because we have no intention of thanking him. What to expect: him to be ready from day one (hmm, that's a catchy slogan...)
Dr. Skullthumper - A true legend of Uncyclopedia: handsome, talented, possessed of unprecedented levels of awesome, and a genius towards whom this newspaper (that he co-founded) is not in the least bit biased. Oh no. And can he give the editorial staff their teddies back now, please? What to expect: benevolent dictatorship with an iron fist. In a good way.
RAHB - What comes to mind when you hear the name RAHB? Is it VFD? QVFD? QTVFD? RecentChanges? All those answers are correct and more when you get the new and improved RAHB this month! RAHB is an Uncyclopedia policy wonk with all the credentials of Al Gore, except for that Vice-President thing. What to expect: former audio superstar turned into a big, friendly admin. In a good way!

Who will win? All may be reported in future editions of the UnSignpost. If we remember. And if we can be bothered.

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17:49, 11 July 2008 Olipro (Talk | contribs) blocked 70.173.54.200 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (This is a penis, this is you)
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08:31, 17 July 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 69.73.10.118 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (If there something I really detest is IPs with small penii trying to act like big honchos on a wiki web site. I'd like to meet you one day, Mr. IP, and send you over the IP hospital)

Biopic of the Week

Hyperbole ~ Hype is awesome! Hype has been on Uncyc for just a short time, and yet has already written some of the greatest articles ever composed by human beings! Hype is easily the greatest author ever to have graced this humble wiki, and it is surely only a matter of time before he sails past Ljlego's record of 76 features with consummate ease. And despite not having either the Democrat or Republican nomination, Hype is also the surest bet in this year's Presidential elections! Is there anything this guy can't do? Apart from that thing with the rosary and the 3 Mexican children?

Comeback of the Week

Gerrycheevers ~ For the third or fourth time this year, Uncyc's comeback kid has again popped through his revolving catflap to grace us with his presence after a period of absence! The UnSignpost staff are accepting bets as to how long this comeback will last. Any takers?

Plea of the Week

Hey you! Yes you! You're reading this, so you must have some free time you don't know what to do with, so why not write an article for the UnSignpost! As you can tell from reading this very issue, actual writing talent is not required, just spout some gubbins about something that's happened on the wiki during the last week, and as long as it's not too likely to start drama, we'll probably stick it in! How can you refuse? Go on, be your friend?

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:02, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Putting on my critic hat (and let's face it, it deserves it for the delay):

The RAHB bit ruins the second story for me. Why? It feels like it's biased towards RAHB, when it should be biased towards Skull (since, you know, that's the main joke of the thing).
Since when have I been a favourite?

Other than those gripes however (and the slight lack of communication of getting it out), very good (I should do this weekly!) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [20/07 09:35]

I wrote the other bits trying to make it look biased towards Skull. Then Cajek wrote the RAHB bit. Y'know... And you're a favourite, as you have one of the highest scores (plus I voted for you, which automatically makes you a good choice! ;-) Finally, this was ready to go on deadline day. I'd have a word with your busy as hell paperboy about the delay if I were you! And now I really should be doing other stuff, so I'm off. Kapwinnggg! --UU - Blah

09:49, Jul 20

Yeah, I was following you guys editing it (gotta love reading it before it comes out). And I'd assume a "favourite" to be someone who'll be in the last round myself, but meh (as usual!). No problems about the delay though (as I said, I can just read the template page!) ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ] [k u r k] [20/07 10:06]