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[edit] bot

Can I copy your bot's js, to make my own bot, and how do I start it? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:01, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Just add its .js to your own (instructions in the bot page) and press CTRL+K anytime. Remember that it's an instanced script, so you have to leave the page untouched - if you reload or redirect it, the bot will stop. -- herr doktor needsAsample

[scream!] 04:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:20, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Can I have the bot as a different username, and put SckrTrkcrbot's js into it's own? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Yup, just cite the source. -- herr doktor needsApistol

[scream!] 04:39, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:40, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Hey, Doc, thanks for the vote. Budee-Budee-Buddeeah-That's All, Folks...(call me immediately if you suffer any side effects or require an explanation)--Shandon 04:43, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

My pleasure. -- herr doktor needsAraygun

[scream!] 06:56, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you

User:Rogpyvbc has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

- for de-vandalizing Global Cooling six times the day it was featured. Sir Roger 05:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

It was a pleasure for me screwing with the life of vandal using automated scripts. Hail to the cyborgs, hehehe! -- herr doktor needsAsample

[scream!] 06:55, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] HerrDoktor

That's very interesting that you moved your username from needAbrain to HerrDoktor. I always thought you were HerrDoktor anyway. Anywho, just wanted to tell you off my revelation. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:19, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I was just tired of lame jokes as "daaahrr......maaan....you....need....a....braaaain". Also, I'm expanding my horizon of scientific interest, hehe. -- herr doktor needsAcorpse

[scream!] 22:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Understandable indeed. The best part about it is that your sig didn't have to change. Anyway, daaahrr......maaan....you....need....a....braaaain. Still.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:42, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hmmm....The Hunt is a total hunk!

Hey Dok, two items on the agenda: 1) How do you make templates? I read what you said about it on Huffy's page but it was confusing. I probably won't make them to put on pages, just for my user page and stuff. 2) Could you review my page UnNews:"Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress and point out any flaws? Thanks a bundle The Hunt A dash of Dickensian

[edit] Nevermore!

Nothing like a wee bit of Poe to show appreciation....:)

~ 16:49, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wait a minute.....

You're not HerrDoktor at all!! You're NeedABrain!! Who are you and what have you done to HerrDoktor? Is the Cabal involved? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:08, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

/smacks TheLedBalloon on the head THERE IS NO CABAL! have I taught you nothing?! ~ 08:58, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] User:The Hunt

Sorry to bother you, but unfortunately I am here to criticize the way you are looking after The Hunt. Nothing big, just I think you are neglecting him a little bit. There is heaps he still needs to know and I really can't be bother to teach him. I think it's your job to teach him stuff like QVFD and Fisher Price so he does not get killed by that bureaucratic, officious and evil admin. Of course if are to busy to look after him I can look after him, but I'm sure I could not do a great job like you. Thanks--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E throw a snowball 10:15, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

I was just having a weekend out, stay cool. -- herr doktor needsAbeam

[scream!] 16:34, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

AAA has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For reverting that shock vandal on my talk page. And I didn't even see the images! --AAA! (AAAA) 03:18, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Lucky you, man! -- herr doktor needsAgear

[scream!] 03:21, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I replaced his talk page with {{Idiot}}, which shows no contribs. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:24, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Well done. If this was Matrix or other cheesy cyberpunk sci-fi, we could spank him virtually and he would bleed in real life. Silly promises of a technological paradise... -- herr doktor needsAscalpel

[scream!] 03:28, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Jason Hallameya

Im know you are mad at me for past behavior but i have stopped. I thought the poll was a good idea but an admin took it down. There is no point in banning me as i can make ips. I would have just been on my honor to leave and never come back if i lost. If i have done any thing wrong please tell me. I hope i can change your opionon on me--JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:06, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

"I would have just been on my honor to leave and never come back if i lost". Your arrogance is still evident in the way your can't hide your pride from your previous deeds. The first personality trait of the sociopath is not violence: it's the innate talent to constantly lie and still convince people. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 11:07, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that must be the angriest post I ever heard from you! I feel all flustered! :) ~ 11:38, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Nah, I spanked Zerotrousers a bit harder. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel

[scream!] 11:41, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

I have not lied once while i was here even when i was vandalizing nothing i said was a lie.--JASON+HALLAMEYA 01:28, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I would just like to know, would his edits to this be considered vandalizism? He had complained about it on Codeine's talk page two days before he put that. I do agree with him about that article, though. I just thought you might like to know that he vandalized a page after he had supposedly reformed. Also, I had gotten banned for a week because of the poll. It is clear that I had been wrongfully banned.--Dexter111344 21:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Quasi-Featured

As you may have noticed, Fortune Cookie didn't make it after quite some time. Anyway, how does one nominate an article for quasi anyway? Thanks for the help. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 03:52, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

oh blah. do they automatically do it? It appears its already been done. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 03:53, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Help Me! I'll give you glucose-free confectionary

Eek! I tried to put my newly created template on my user page and it all went wacko! Please check my template or my user page and fix it if it isn't too much trouble.-The Hunt A dash of Dickensian 08:09, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

That one is quite simple. You used double brackets "[[" instead of double braces "{{". Brackets make links, braces replace the content with the referred page. -- herr doktor needsApistol

[scream!] 10:59, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Dissapointed

I was expecting you to shoot me after my vote's explanation at writer of the month.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:08, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Trying to tease me, eh? I'm now adopting an "don't-give-a-fuck policy" regarding my nationality (to tell the truth, it always was this way). Also, I'm thinking about a re-rewrite on .br article, taking the challenge to make it to the front page. I'm wondering if that is possible... -- herr doktor needsAcell

[scream!] 20:00, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

As for my radical anti-nationalism, well, you may call it a twisted form of patriotism. You want your place to change, you may take that sissy (and overdone, and confirmedly unsucessful) approach of "boosting the self-esteem". Or... you may controversly spread some good napalm over the cherished "values" of those folks in the effort to pull off a hell of a single original thought out of the lazy brains of "The People". The worst enemies of Latin America are their "supporters" or "sympathizers". -- herr doktor needsAscalpel

[scream!] 20:14, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] How to: Communism

I've been editing your Communism article very slightly as part of the Proof Reading Service (since someone nominated it). Mostly, I've changed a few prepositions (in/on/push/pull, etc) to the correct ones, taken the ' out of M&Ms and changed some sentences that actually implied the opposite of what I think you meant them to mean. However the original article had real atmosphere in its slightly askew writing - almost like a translation from Russian, or something. I don't want to spoil that by making it 100% standard English. If it's changed too much, please tell me what you don't like. --Phantom Grammar 12:23, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

Um, while I don't disagree with your edits to the article, I just thought I'd point out that this article is actually in the Completed Section. Thats not to say we don't all leave the odd thing in there by mistake and its always good to have a second, third or fourth opinion, but I just thought perhaps you didn't see the heading :) This was actually the first article to request proofreading when the service first opened! Just an FYI. Also hi HerrDok :) <3 your work! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:01, 09 June 2007

[edit] Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,

has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

[edit] NEW ONES!

Oh hey Jaque. Proud of you winning the thing! Hope you had a great time helping? I enjoy fireworks. Don't you? See I'm the one up for it, and I eat too many! What a HOOT!! --Fonchezzz 18:50, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] 'Arro Dok!

Hey, it's that mighty master of mastur...um, ping pong, THE HUNT. He was just wondering if you could read UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon and vote for it on vfh (it's already got 6 for votes and no against votes)--The Hunt A dash of Dickensian 08:13, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Ouch, too late! Sorry, kid, I was having a little time with my outside life. -- herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 20:27, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Adoption

I'm looking for somebody from the Adopt a Noob program to adopt me, and could you maybe please do so if you have a spot available?

Thanks,

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 02:25, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I can, but you will have to be patient with me. I'm a little out lately, it may take some time for me to respond. -- herr doktor needsAV2

[scream!] 20:29, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I'm starting to miss your presence

Should I light a big bonfire and spread some smoke signals? ~ 15:51, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

As I said, enthusiasm precedes procrastination. You see, I've started an English language blog, but by reading it you can tell how I'm uninspired lately... :) -- herr doktor needsAscalpel

[scream!] 16:09, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

What's the blog's address? ~

16:46, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

It's in my main page, but here it goes: [1]. It was meant to be a quasi-humorous one, but I was soooo dead-serious last month... -- herr doktor needsAV2

[scream!] 16:48, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Template Terror starring The Hunt

Theres a problem with User:The Hunt/Template:Sir Humphrey and I don't know what it is. I'm currently in a faetal position in my basemant mustering up the strength to drink out of a carton of milk thats 2 days past it's use-by-date. P.S. Could you review UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon?--The Hunt A dash of Dickensian 12:46, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] and another thing...

could you vote for Sir Humphrey on vfh, its on vfh (its already got 7 for votes)--The Hunt A dash of Dickensian 08:26, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] IT USUALLY HELPS IF YOU REPSOND TO YOUR MESSAGES!

REALLY!--The Hunt A dash of Dickensian 00:24, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Relax kid, he is away from the site for some time now. ~ 14:31, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] My apologies to everyone

I was having an extended time out that turned into inert mutism. Yes, I can be such a hormone-stormed girlie sometimes. -- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 16:44, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Deutsch

I know you don't speak German, even though your little picture at the top says you don't, it's not really proper German... It should say "spricht kein Wort Deutsch" or "kann kein Wort Deutsch" or "kann kein Wort Deutsch sprechen." "Er ist Wannabe. (noun, and you don't need "ein" because of something called the "predicate nominative." The "a" you want to add is already understood and not necessary.) If you need further assistance in German, lass mich wissen. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

I'll fix, thanks. -- herr doktor needsAbeam

[scream!] 16:45, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

There, Herr Severian, see if it's wundebar or scheiss. -- herr doktor needsAscalpel

[scream!] 22:17, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Gut gemacht, Herr Doktor... Sir Severian

(Sprich mit mir!)

[edit] Hey Mate

Good to have you back. ~ 21:36, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I was missing you and the rest of the gang as well. Still, I don't have any idea for a new job here... (Job? Think I was playing too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R, hehe). -- herr doktor needsAcharge

[scream!] 21:51, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hi

You may not recognize me, but I have admired your work for a good bit of time now. UnBooks:Gallows Humor has got to be one of my favorites on this site. So where the hell are you? What's going on? <insert third question here>?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

To be straight to the point, I'm a little depressed lately. Uninspired. I'm unemployed - for now, still not financially broken, but all of the inactivity and excess videogaming somewhat break my mood. I'm trying to fix the situation, let's hope the future brings me brighter days </dramatic tone>. Oh, and let me jump over the net and give you my compliments you for WOTM! Fair play. -- herr doktor needsAbrain

[scream!] 15:31, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. Well, good luck with the whole employment thing. I'd be glad to see you back and kicking my ass in humor again.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:12, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Brazil

Are you really Brazilian? Fala português? 200.215.113.107 13:46, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Ué, por que, não parece? -- herr doktor needsAV2

[scream!] 15:04, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Christmas and stuff

Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

[edit] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:13, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Adopt me [please]

I am new and need to be drilled into shape. I hope you own a lot of power tools. Gaia 19:33, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Adoption Request

Good day to you, Herr Doktor - I'd like you to adopt me and help ease my passage into the wonderful world of Uncyclopedia.

Danke.

--JGDross 16:01, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, kid, need I still say that I'm somewhat retired? Very sorry. -- herr doktor needsAcharge

[scream!] 02:22, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Oi, dokta

It's been a while since I've...er....seen you and your madness around this humble site. And...er, I miss you. I hate inactive good writers. Come back, Wayne!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:20, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Same from here! Come back!!! ~

14:07, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm considering, I'm considering... Especially considering that my main social activity today is Civilization IV forums... But I need an idea to put my hands to some work... Oh muse, where hath thou gone? -- herr doktor needsAcorpse

[scream!] 02:20, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

I ameth in your mindeth, you cunteth. You just can't findeth me. Also, would you like to collaborate on an article to get your juices flowing....so to speak?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:25, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Why not? Hay, LJ, I've noticed you just turned into the VFH Napoleon, without that pesky Waterloo incident. Congrats!-- herr doktor needsAbeam

[scream!] 02:28, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

BY THE WAY, I was thinking... After all those years, we just don't have an article about Marcel Duchamp. How unpolite from us! -- herr doktor needsAgear

[scream!] 02:30, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

/me chants EL-JAY, DOK-TOR! EL-JAY, DOK-TOR! EL-JAY, DOK-TOR! Come on, Doc, the people want a comeback tour! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:34, Mar 13

Me chant some depressive 70's shit. No! :D -- herr doktor needsAcharge

[scream!] 03:24, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

I remember you! I does! Sir Modusoperandi 03:11, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Owwwnn.... Accordingly to the long-held Jewish customs... eh... group hug? -- herr doktor needsAbolt

[scream!] 03:18, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Be gentle. Sir Modusoperandi 03:30, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

DOTKA! YOU SCOUNDREL! YOU'RE ALIVE! stop considering and come back will ya?! Our lives are all gray and miserable with your.....errr....ray gun! ~

09:38, 13 March 2008 (UTC)

Also, I forgot to mention, I kinda sorta stole your welcome template. Carryin' on the traditions, n' shit, ya know, man? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:27, Mar 16

Hey...its Keitei....no Splarka....maybe Todd Lyons....wait....oh...its HerrDoktor. Welcome back. -- Sir Mhaille

(talk to me)

Thank you all, fellas. Now I really need to find a job here. Hmmm... How about Giant Isopod? -- herr doktor needsAshuttle

[scream!] 17:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

What do you think its angle is gonna be? A giant isopod killing everyone?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:23, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Just make sure that everyone knows of their struggles with modern packaging. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:30, Mar 22

I'm thinking about a trendy pet... Chopped images of children cuddling with them, that'd be priceless, don't you think? -- herr doktor needsAbolt

[scream!] 17:32, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes...yes it would be. Hopefully the Giant Isopods won't go the way of the Furby, though, or we're out of luck.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:48, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

I hear that the big craze at Christmas will be Tickle Me Iso. Sir Modusoperandi 20:40, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Seeking adoption

Hello, i saw that you were seeking to adopt someone in the "adopt a n00b" program. I would appreciate if you considered Adopting me. Please send me a reply through my talk page. Thank you --Moonzeppelin 00:42, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

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