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Howdy ho there. Please feel free to leave some gumph here and I will reply as soon as I can.
If not I will be festering here.

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[edit] Query

in my n00bish quest to get an article featured before the end of my first month, i've decided to give it one last shot. i consider my latest article to have a decent chance; unfortunately, it got a glowing Pee Review from someone that's been a registered member for about 19 hours, and also he's giving away positive reviews like it's his job. so i was wondering if you could take a look at it if you get a chance, and let me know if i'm justified in throwing it to the jackals. thanks. --OfficerGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:44, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

That's very good, I was jsut thniking aoubt taht cnocnept the ohter day. I seem to recall somebody has perhaps already written a similar article a while back, which maaaay hold it back on VFH. I may be wrong though, it could have been a passing note by Tmopkisn. That Illogicopedia is messing with my memory. Anyway, it would have my vote. I like how none of it is in English yet you can understand it, well most of it anyway. I think it could do well on VFH, though these days you need to really whore articles out to get 'em featured. That's partly why I don't bother with it any more, too much hassle :D
Dno't let taht put you fof thuogh... -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:27, 23 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Whoring

Gosh.....Hindleyite cutting down on whoring? Whatever next? -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Once an article whore, always an article whore. It'll begin again, one day. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:43, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] awesome!

thanks again for your support. i hope to continue to earn your respect, approval, and spare change. --OfficerGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:51, 4 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ecxllenet!

thanks again! --OfficerGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:40, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Wwo ddue. Tkans a lto! Summer ham? Heh. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 12:48, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] O HAY THAR

Hey there Mister Hindley =}
It's come to my attention that there are actually quite a few ?pedians on this here ol' site.
I reckon we should all come together and contribute to Uncyc as a community of sorts. We need to show our presence as a wiki.
Perhaps a start would be an Illogicopedia article on here? O'course, we'll have to take note that it must be suitable for Uncyc and not for ?pedia. --MrMetalFLower 13:48, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

You are indeed correct. A quick check of category:Illogicopedians proves, well, not much... but still there are quite a few crossoverpedians. I've been considering the idea of creating the Illogicopedia article for a while but it always got put off. So, now is as good a time as any to do it - with the help of SP, you, Fluffalizer and co. we shall build a monster! But for the next few days, I am quite busy - I shall be here at the weekend but obviously feel free to start the article without me before then. Aid epoc igolli! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 19:56, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Gregg Toland

Hello.

I was enquired as to why you deleted my article on famed cinematographer Gregg Toland.

Here is this IMDb profile:

Media:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005904/

Wikipedia profile:

Media:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_Toland


Good day.

Hi there. The reason for deletion was not notability but length. The article only contained two sentences and Uncyclopedia no longer accepts stubs, unfortunately. I could restore the article to your userspace but it may not be worth it - instead here's the article in case you need it:
Gregg Toland, famed the world over for his OSCAR winning cinematography on Orson Welles' Citizen Kong, was born to Mary and Roland Toland on the 14th June 1899.
-- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:00, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] RED light

Go Hindleyism! --  CAKE J! <-> 03:25, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 21:11, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Permission to use an image

You made the UnBooks logo, right? I need permission from you to put it on Wikipedia's page on Uncyclopedia. See Forum:Wikipedia's article on us for more info. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 01:25, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure, considering it was mainly sourced in the first place. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 13:08, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] bus surfing

thanks for helping me with the bus surfing article. you think its got potential?

Yeah. Think I might actually try it myself. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 19:17, 22 November 2007 (UTC)


[edit] PussyPopper21

Why you de;ete my article Evan Sackett. I came here so I wouldn't be deleted. Please restore it. It is not an attack article. Read Sackett's biography yourself. Type in Evan Sackett under google search and you'll find it on the Visual Circle we-site. Please, restore it!

Hmmm, 70 Google hits suggests this person is not really that notable. Hold on a minute, this isn't an article about you, is it? If so, you could simply put it on your userpage. Anyhow, if you reeeeally want it, I've restored it to your userspace for you. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:43, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Talk:Red light

:-D Karma to the writer. Actually one of the best articles
I've come across in a while. Better than Why is a raven
like a writing desk? even.

What's this all about then? I'm not sure if you were being positive or sarcastic... :P19px-MetalFlower.jpg<.talk.work.?pedia.math

I was being positive, I liked the Raven writing desk article. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 20:06, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Thank you for you kind words left on the talk page of The Color Problem. It's nice to see that people like it. It's also great that an article about racism has been on the front page of Uncyc for a whole day without being vandalised once. I guess that your average racist missed the whole point. That makes me smile. Have fun. MrN Image:Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png 19:00, Dec 7

[edit] 3 second rule

Hey Hindley, glad you liked it! You know, we never talk. We never just sit and talk anymore. What happened, Hindley? Oh wait... I don't think I've ever talked to you before... Uh, anyways, thank you for "liking" 3 second rule. Any suggestions? I know it's really messy and stupid...   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 8 / 16:09)

Well, whenever I drop food on the floor in my house the dog eats it within 3 seconds. Also, for some strange reason, if you pick up food you dropped on the carpet within 3secs it is somehow still safe to eat. With a rinse under the tap/rub on your shirt. I know, I'm poor. Do not pity me, however. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 16:32, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:00, Dec 17

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:54, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas!
I mean... merry.
Have a great ?mas!
Honest, I meant merry!

~Fag x FS
Faggy, I mean, merry or what?

[edit] Wow, Cheers

...to all of you! Wow, I really need to do something for you kind Christmas carders.... expect some 'nice favours' in return soon. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 19:15, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] HI GUESS WHO!

Its me. I am back here! will you protect me from famine?--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 20:59, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately no, because alas the monster that lives under the stairs has eaten all my food. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 11:23, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:03, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

This is my favourite card. I like the minimalism. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 11:28, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you and Merry Christmas

Thank you for your decisive vote in this incredibly close run for VFH.

--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 21:33, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

You are all so very kind! I feel awful now for not giving out cards this year. Still, I offer you all a sausage roll from the New Year's buffet at the Hindley Arms! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 11:28, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Hindleyite! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO SAY

hi --Ryan A. Taylor Image:Icons-flag-au.png

Hello there. My oven chips are ready. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 11:26, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bullaah!

Now with the obligatory, vaguely cool mouth noise out of the way, what say yew and me do a collaboration? I'm always looking to collaborate, and I have a feeling we could make magic *cough* magic. :P --~Fag x FS 21:10, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

Maybe, though I haven't written anything here in ages, not since Tesco Value. Got any ideas? -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 21:14, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
I dunno... hmmm.......... what about making a Why?: article, that's totally insane? Like a Why do (and then something that's totally unconventional or something) :P --~Fag x FS 19:57, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
How's about: Why?:Disprove Your Own Existence :P --~Fag x FS 14:40, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
Any ideas how to start? --~Fag x FS 19:07, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Yay. A vote! *hugtackles*


/me tacklehugs the voter. I like you already. Now, where are the cookies?! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 23:20, 28 Feb

[edit] Thankies

Image:GoodNightEmpties.jpg Cheers!

Under User thanks you gingerly for your vote at VFH. He celebrated with a small but competitive Hyperdrinking tournament, but by virtue of waking up in his own bed, narrowly failed to set a personal best score at the event. His head still feels bloody sore though!
Thanks again!

--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 15:47, Mar 21

[edit] Hey hey hey hey, I'm rhyming on your talkpage today!

If ICU usage is what you seek, look here or you'll get huffed in a week! Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:30, Apr 28

[edit] Image:Handgundiagram.jpg

Hey there, I uploaded Image:Handgundiagram.jpg to the Wikimedia Commons here. 78.34.151.227 20:28, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

That's fine by me. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 11:04, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] editing of the 'common tim' page

hi, made some changes to your 'common tim page' with a new heading 'project x' (ive always thought that Novak Djorkovic resembles a genetically enhanced Tim Henman)just read it cos i would like to know what u think, hope i havnt ruined ur ideas

No, not at all: in fact it adds to the article... good work! Feel free to make more additions if you like. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:52, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 17:01, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:07, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] ZotM

Congrats on winning ZotM, Zombie of the Month! :P Hope you liked why i nominated you.

Zombie of the Month Award Zombie of the Month Spring 2008


Yay! ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 13:20, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Wow, dude! I'm honoured... er, I mean... I'm honooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuured. And, despite the fact I've resurrected my Uncyc career more times than Mike Tyson, Noel Edmunds and Cliff Richard put together, I am not dead yet. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 14:57, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008