User talk:Insineratehymn
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Greetings, fellow countrymen at Uncyclopedia! If you wish to coerce with me or would like it engage in a discussion, feel free to leave your thoughts or questions here in my talk page. I'm very sociable and I am always delighted to engage in an exchange of words.
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I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT (or did I?)
Many thanks for your vote on The Color Problem glad you liked it. MrN 
01:24, Dec 4 2007
I AM AN IMBECILE cool guy BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT
I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!
| The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic. |
| *Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with. |
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:14, Dec 4
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT, OK. I AM
| MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page. |
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| *Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really. |
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT REPLACE THIS TEXT
| A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy... | |
| I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting! |
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:06, Dec 7
I AM AN IMBECILE BECAUSE I DID NOT CARE ABOUT REPLACING THIS TEXT unicorns.
|  Oh Hell No. LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS, SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU! |
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| I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN |
Hey man, thank you for voting!
Welcome back
Are you staying around for awhile? I was going to nominate you for VFS next time they do it. If they do it next month, you would be admin by mid-February. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Auld Lang Syne • 
16:46, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Anything for a fan
Mr. T 19:40, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
by the way, if you get the chance, add some embarrassing userboxes to User:Drama_dude's userpage until he decides to make himself a real page. I keep telling him to make one but it is always as empty as his mind.
Festive stuff.
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen. | 
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-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:38, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
| Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Dec 17
| AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right) |
| Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! |
-- 01:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
A WARNING
| SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS. TAKE HEED. TAKE NOTICE. TAKE COVER. a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau. |
| Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
Christmas and stuff
| Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
awesome
| You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska. Extreme caution should be used when making, eating, or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's oxygen tank at least 30 meters away. |
enjoy!-- 03:19, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
 | In recognition of your vote for UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed, Grand Adjudicator UnTalented hereby awards you with the Insignia of the Federal Dominion. Display it proudly, for it is a symbol of your pact of eternal servitude to us. |
Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:46, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Thank You!
Unknown_user would like to thank you for voting for his article, Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet.
To thank you, he has left a "golden surprise" in your electrical outlet. Use a screwdriver to get it out.
Re: Audio
Yah, I finished UnBooks:The sockpuppet who Cried GAY GAY GAY and I'd love for you to do an audio as you asked on the talk page. Thanks-- 18:25, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
- The article is on Pee Review so should you wait to record after it's reviewed? I'll leave it up to you.-- 23:29, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Dear Insineratehymn,
 I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office. |
awesome
 | You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure. |
enjoy!-- 18:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks
-- 00:34, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Sorry I'm late
Enjoy your late thankin'.
| The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle. |
| Beware the white stuff! |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:17, Jan 14
- Hmm, looks like your talk page hides my border. Rest assured, though, it is there. Really! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:20, Jan 14
WHERE IS YOU?
You seem to have disappeared? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- I know. This is mostly because I'm too busy working on Youtube Poop. You can see what I've currently made here. Also, I've run out of ideas of what to write about. -- 02:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Help me. DO IT FOR BENSON!
Need something to write about? I'm working on this and I'd like for you to cowrite it with me. (Feel free to whore your name.) As a long-time Bensonite you know more about the subject than I do. Also, I ran out of laxatives for my writer's block. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Auld Lang Syne • 19:50, Feb. 14, 2008
UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY
Sorry for the delay, this has been on PR for an entire month and than I figured it's not worth the wait for an already okay article. So yah, you can do the audio for it. Thanks-- 18:50, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
