User talk:Insineratehymn/archive4
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Pat on shoulder
<tongue in cheek>Insineratehymn, buddy...I love you like a brother, man...but there are plenty of excellent pages on Uncyc, many of them listed on VFH...there's no need for you to act out with this contents thing...you're scaring your mother and I'm worried about you. I've signed you up for Contentanon. Go. Talk to the others. Say "Hi" to Squiggle. Come back when you're better.</tongue in cheek> --Sir Modusoperandi 23:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- Que? I didn't understand a word you said. -- 23:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, you. --Sir Modusoperandi 00:00, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
I reviewed your pee
I reviewed Byzantine Empire at the pee review. Good. Better than that article with the good talk page and bad article itself. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Consume this cookie!
| Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For putting up with our brotherly and good-natured, if infantile, abuse. --Sir Modusoperandi 01:56, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- Alright, but only if you tell Uncyclopedian that I've given that whole ordeal a rest. -- 02:02, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- Done.--Sir Modusoperandi 02:23, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
Potatochoppers' Guild
You can become a member of the Guild if you can find a sponsor within the Guild. If you can get one of our existing Fellows or Masters to endorse you, then you'll be entered into the Guild as an Apprentice. Good luck! =) R 13:12, 14 February 2007 (UTC)
- I decided to sponsor you myself, so you're in as an apprentice. =) R 13:31, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
Unwelcome Template
Yo, Hymn, is there a template with the bad welcome ("Oh Dear!")? From now on, I'm just ignoring the bad n00bs, and I once got a warning from Sannse for receiving a goatse with the good, regular one. Thanks. -- herr doktor needsAbolt 
[scream!] 15:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
- It's this: {{Oh Dear}} Hope that helps. -- 21:44, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
No Habla Espaniol
I'm the guy who imported the Spanish anime template. I actually thought it was funnier in Spanish, but I figured I'd get a second opinion. -Tritefantastic 02:08, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
- Considering this is the english Uncyclopedia, I thought I would translate the template from spanish to english. If you want to keep the template in spanish, that's fine with me. -- 02:13, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Welcoming blocked users
Could you please stop welcoming indefinitely blocked users, and adding {{indefblocked}} to their pages? It doesn't help anyone and is rather pointless signature spamming. It may also help if you just ignore any powershot sockpuppets that show up and quietly tell an admin to block them rather than give him the reaction he usually gets, as that reaction is exactly what he wants, and why he keeps coming back. You might like to read the essay on denying recognition on wikipedia for why this is a good idea. Basically, people do things like this for attention and/or notoriety, and if we don't give him any, he'll eventually give up. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:52, 16 Feb 2007
And now...
And now we play the waiting game... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
AAN
Oh great, mighty and limitlessly wise Insineratehymn, I would be forever in your debt if you adopted me. Really! - DreamyBoat 09:27, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Big Boss 0
Shut up meatbag. I do not want your help! Big Boss 0 01:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Ooh, talk about grouchy. Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? -- 01:57, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
I am declaring war on all of you. Especially Ockenbock! I am the Real People's Champion Big Boss 0. You will all fail against the new World orgaization. Big Boss 0 02:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Hello Insineratehymn, Ockenbock is a banned user on Wikipedia and Big Boss 0 is convinced he can defeat Ockenbock. Since we've basically told Big Boss 0 to knock that shit off on Wikipedia, he appears to have brought it here. Just to apprise you of the situation. 144.175.20.17 02:26, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Well, tell him that what he is doing is foolish. He is tampering with other people's user pages, which is considered as vandalism, and we here at Uncyclopedia do not take kindly to vandalism. -- 02:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
You're damn right! I'll take him down in his own turf! Big Boss 0 02:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm his mentor on Wikipedia, and let me say that he is an idiot. If you're smart you'll block him now. He has no intentions of doing anything but troll on this site. I came here to keep him from pissing people off. Just block him, as he's here to be stupid, not funny. The Hybrid 05:38, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Wonderful. Watch out for any more Big Bosses, as he's gone completely mad. He'll probably use Big Boss 1, Big Boss 2, ect. Kill him whenever he resurrects himself. The Hybrid 06:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Is there a user creation log? I was flipping through the logs and I can't find one. Does it have some special title or something? I would like to try and keep track of him. The Hybrid 19:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Don't let it worry you, we can see exactly what is going on and will act accordingly. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- Good to know. Could you let me know if he does anything else? He's beginning to cause disruptions on Wikipedia, and I would like to link to what he is doing here if it seems necessary. Cheers, The Hybrid 23:13, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
dear Insineratehymn,
I want to know how to make a redirection on my paper. Can you please help me?
- You make a redirection like this:
#REDIRECT [[ARTICLE NAME HERE]]-- 04:34, 18 February 2007 (UTC) - Thank you!!!!
- i need your help again. How do I put my nasty bacon article into the food category?
Gah!
How do you pronounce your name? --AAA! (AAAA) 08:47, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
A little question
Are we allowed to once a while get rid of our messages under the discussion box, i imagine it will get annoying having a year of conversations stuck on there and not being allowed to delete it thank you Vloo 23:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- You can always create an archive where you can store old discussions. -- 23:54, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Hey, you wanna do a collab?
I want to do an audio for Movie Trailer Announcer Guy, but I need help doing it for 1. voices and 2. converting it into an MP3. Since you're really good, I could use your help with some voices. Do you want to work on this together? --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:16, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
- Uh, sure. What's my role? -- 05:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
- I dunno. I'll probably send you some voices of some of the characters, and you make some of the others. Mind that they're going to be wavs, because I can't make MP3s. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 09:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
And now...
And now we play the waiting game... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:40, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
UN:ANOTM
One thing you need to settle with the Adminatii, is what rank the winner gets. I think CUN (equivilant to the Goldstein award) will do. Whadayathink? ~
16:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews
It appears you've not gotten the standard "welcome to UnNews" drivel template from me, so here it is, slappy. As for asking my permission to do UnNews audios, well, that's just damned silly, This is Uncyc, and I think you've proven yourself to be stupid and funny to the satisfaction of many others, so of course you may do some. I appreciate the help, to be honest. To be dishonest, I'm not Bat Fuck Insane, nor am I an aging hippie. Hopefully the info below, plus having listened to a few audios, will help propel you on your flight into madness Any questions, please ask. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:38, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
 | On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. |
the important stuff about UnNews articles
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Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and dispepsia.
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- Pics with captions
- Links to other Uncyclopedia thingies, like this [[thingie]]
- Pay attention to suggestions in the UnNews article template
- Sources, fill in the info {{source|url= |title= |author= |pub= |date=Mmmmm DD, YYYY}}
- if I see this "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY
- instead of a properly formatted source, I may take it as a sign from the gods to delete the article
I've reproduced some other pertinent links below from Uncyclopedia:Community Portal which I recommend you peruse.
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- General Discussion about Uncyclopedia, questions, comments.
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If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.
This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:38, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
congrats!
Good show, old chap. Your voice passes the "zim can tolerate it" test, and you win a free hozing... which is a good thing. Out of curiosity, what software are you using? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:16, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
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| Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!. |
- In response to your question of what software I use, I use WavePad. I first downloaded the program when I first saw it on Attack of the Show on G4 years ago. -- 22:46, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
What happened to the uncyclopedia vs powershot article?
What happened to the uncyclopedia vs powershot article?16:03, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!
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ANotM
Hey, because I normally do the monthly awards; I don't want to steal your job of doing the ANotM award (you did create it and everything). So basically you should do these as soon as it's the end of the month where you are (or around that time if you can't stay to get it done, you could even do it first thing in the morning). You might want to create an archive for the votes on a sub page of the award page (if you haven't already). Thanks. —Braydie 03:37, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.
Insineratehymn - I wanted to say that you for the vote that you cast in my favor for Potatochopper of the month. It was very kind of you to take the time and think of me so early in the process. Without your support I probably wouldn't have won, and RC is so talented, you vote meant all the more to me. So again, thank you, and if you need anything in the future that isn't illegal, immoral or otherwise prohibted by law, please let me know. Dame 
GUN WotM 2xPotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
