User talk:Jamesryanjcrjcr

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[edit] Welcome!

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[edit] Welcome to UnNews

Sorry I had to delete your "article" about sudden voice whatever. It was something less than an article. Feel free to try again after reading below. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 13:28, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles

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[edit] Template spamming. Stop it.

Uncyclopedia really doesn't need {{Sad}} {{Grue}} {{TDI}} and {{TMI}} on every single article. It's mostly not funny once you've seen it a few times, and it makes the pages ugly. Mostly you should save it for articles where you think it would really work, and... well, basically four templates is too many. -- 00:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Quotes

Please don't add quotes attributed to yourself to articles, it is considered vanity. Please see our vanity policies for clarification. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:49, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

The same goes for creating redirects to your userpage. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:50, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ICU

Recently an important decision was made by some admins regarding this template without consulting any Uncyclopedians. I'd like to get the opinion of a few other people. Please see here. Quadzilla99 03:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)