User talk:Jsemmens
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[edit] All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...
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| Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,  Premier Tom Mayfair  thanks YOU!!
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. |
| 358 | This user has contributed 358 |
And have a userbox or two.
Premier Tom Mayfair 09:47, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A! |
| For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed. | |
| Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I |
[edit] Thank you!
| Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof! |
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| Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion |
--El Zoof 01:01, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
[edit] In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!
| Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M! |
| Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!" |
-- herr doktor needsAbolt 
[scream!] 15:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
