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Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

Greetings, honored traveler Kip the Dip/1, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 22:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

100 Reasons Why That Site Sucks, and its VPV tagging

As you may be aware, an article of yours dealing with the 100 Worst Things about a certain website has been given a VPV template. While technically it's not VPV, I wanted to make a few things clear.

  1. Every article on that website redirects to Goa Tse. We used to have an article about that site, and it sucked. Immensely. Probably worse than their article on Uncyc. So we just decided to go with a thematic redirect.
  2. Everyone here knows that that site sucks. You're preaching to the choir here. ^_^
  3. Wikipedia deleted its article on that site citing WP:NOR or somesuch. Thus, no WP article means it's dangerously close to breaching UN:VAIN.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask either here or on my talk page. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 16:43, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the immage

Thank you very much kip! I will use that image. I have slightly edited the picture so it is maddox stabbing sophia, but the source of the image is all thanks to you! I will give you credit when I post it.

Well check it out, the Maddox article is now complete. I am pretty proud of it now.Little Jimmy 05:35, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Lol i guessed by looking at the cotributors for the pages. Just to say again, feel free to edit as i cba to do anymore lol--Slogan - (T/C/med) 21:38, 19 April 2007 (UTC)



Congratulations

Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.





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This page does not exist

Alright, I've fixed up your broken redirect and the page exists without existing, also, any links to the page also show up in red like so: This page does not exist (you might need to do a refresh of your browser though to see it)

Signing my autograph

You think maybe you would give me permission to let me sign your autographs page? Please? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 23:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

About that Wikipedia vandalisim.................

I was checking out your recent contribs for some half-baked reason, when I came upon a revision of Fisher Price: A Retrospective that had a link to this uniquely unique Wikipedia vandalism of their Fisher Price article.

Let me tell you something: I was the person who did that. No, really! I just typed it up like that! The funny vandalism(which I did put a little thought in) really was me!


I AM NOT LYING! I REALLY DID DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can thank me later. Oh yeah, and popcorn chicken is awesome, especially with ketchup.(well, at leat I like it that way!) AND I REALLY REALLY TRULY DID DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 19:35, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Is it real?

Is the picture of the guy at the computer on your userpage really true? I.E: Is it really you, or something(or one) else? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Image:Icons-flag-us.png‎ 15:49, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

No. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA!

In exchange for your soggy cookie I give you this

Image:Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.



--General Insineratehymn 07:31, 15 June 2007 (UTC)


Aw crap, now I know what my own medicine tastes like. : ( -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA!

you bastard!

I seldom fall for those fake "you have new messages" things. But that one got me! I congratulate you. --THE 15:13, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Jesus Christ! It just happened again!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! --THE 16:25, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Grue killer

They didn't delete Grue killer you can still play it Category:Grue killer they moved it to User:Java7837/Game:Gruekiller


Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:44, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Broken Redirect

Hiya - I petitioned Algorithm about Broken Redirect - he's willing to put it back if it goes on VFD, apparently. Although I wouldn't be too hopeful that it'll survive that, knowing VFD...! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:58, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

It's there now in fact, if you'd care to vote... --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:45, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Clueless Newbie Needs Help...

Clueless newbie speaking ;) I was just wondering if Uncyclopedia has a How-to section, and if so, could you please send me the link? Thanks :) Horses4Ever 02:58, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Articles on How to do stuff ;) Thanks for your help :) Horses4Ever 03:08, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian_of_the_Month

Hey Kip....it looks like you've used two votes in this months UTOM. You'll have to decide which one you want to go with and remove the other one. :) -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

<3 Mhaille. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:38, 30 July 2007
Also, none of your votes or nominations appear to be for me. This leaves me feeling very unloved. And weepy. :( -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
May I point you to Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian_of_the_Month#Past Winners I think you'll find your name there. :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:26, 30 July 2007
There's nothing in the rules to say you can't win it more than once. :) -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Well, perhaps I'll nom u next month...oh wait, no, you didn't vote for me! Pffft! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:49, 30 July 2007
The month isn't over yet, and I was thinking of voting for Insineratehymn. -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
/cry :( Why so mean Mhaille? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:50, 30 July 2007

Cookie For YUO

THANKS!
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Re: May I?

Sure. [: -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 04:50, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

You suck!

I thought you liked it! I don't think it's going to become an in-joke. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 07:17, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

I thought it was okay. Unfortunately, I was worried all the bad publicity would overshadow the content itself, making the humour obsolete. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA!

Re: : (

Oh you know I love you. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 06:45, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you.

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, those Russians...

Thanks!

Big Brother joins the entire Church of Christ, Scientist in thanking you for voting for Atomic Mass. May your blessings be multiplied in kind.

And may your hairstyle always be more spectacular than that of J. Robert Oppenheimer.

Thanks again! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 06:02, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Ahem

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 08/7 23:23

Gah!

THANKS!
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You Are Gay

I just read your take on You Are Dead. I was just wondering, why isn't it in mainspace? I laughed my ass off. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'm still working on it. I wasn't going to move it to mainspace, but you've persuaded me to do so. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA!

Thanks for voting

Benjamin Franklinstein User:Martinultima thanks you
for being a true patriot (or something stupid like that) The VFH failed – but so what? Maybe like Franklinstein himself, it was just ahead of its time.
But you supported American Democracy and voted anyway, so thanks for being a true patriot –
maybe next time, we will win that Revolution, dammit!

Anyway, look, before all these stupid puns kill me (and trust me, I don't want to look like him...),
he sent you this nice bottle of Jolt Cola straight from his own private lab – drink at your own risk!

    Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 15:14, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

You are Gay (Pee Review)

You Are Gay

A parody of You Are Dead. It already got a decent (in my opinion, over generous) pee review, but someone thinks it blows. Tell me, what's wrong with it? -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote in '08 • USA!

I may have told you this in IRC already, but I personally prefer this version of the FAQs P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:25, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
Humo(u)r: 8 It's OK, there are some laughable lines, but it gets a little repetitive. I get the point, I Am Gay. Do you need to repeat it over and over again??
Concept: 6 Not exactly the top of the "I'm gonna type this in and see if its in Uncyclopedia" list, but as a Random Page it might work well.
Prose and Formatting: 7 It's kind of OK. Some of the date bit looks confusing. It doesn't totally suck, but it could be a little more clear - also, I think that you could remove some of the "See Also" links, which take the page away from "crazy page" and leans it towards regular old article.
Images: 6 The one at the bottom wasn't clear enough - perhaps a higher resolution copy should be made available, or but it in the body of the article instead of all the way at the bottom.
Miscellaneous: 8 It's queer. And not just because its about gays.
Final Score: 35 Look, I don't know what that guy said was wrong with it. Perhaps it does deserve a little bit of a cleanup, but, like the film of Napoleon Dynamite, you either love it or hate it. Just leaves me asking the question: are you gay? Just kidding. I give it a B-, or a C+.
Reviewer: --Andy the Idiot 02:47, 15 August 2007 (UTC)


P.S.: About you calling everyone gay? I resent that. I am not gay. Just look at this page, you motherfucker.

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UNCYCLOPEDIA SURVIVOR!

What happened? Why were you disqualified? I was following you the whole way! --YeOldeLuke 08:19, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Tha's right!

THANKS!
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You may return

500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 08/25 20:02

Let's Eat!

THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED

They failed.
Let's Eat!.
Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway?
Oh, and thank you for voting!

~Jewriken.GIF 12:47, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:34, Aug 29, 2007

Reply

No, I don't want to be nominated for UN:UGM. When it's September, I'll re-nominate you. Also, check out the VOTE link in my sig--Sir Manforman 22:49, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

Kip is disqualified. 500px-Uncyclomedia_Community_Logo-C.png Premier Tom MayfairRedPhone.pngBlackberetsig.png 08/31 22:01
Actually Kip, you got yourself disqualified for thanking me for nominating you--Sir Manforman 01:00, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

User:Manforman/Thank--Sir Manforman 15:53, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I decided not to quit Uncyclopedia--Sir Manforman 17:58, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Consider Your Penis...REMOVE'D!

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
You voted for Why?:Remove Your Penis on VFH, and it got featured!! As a token of our humble appreciation, you receive 75% off your next Penis Removal!
Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to meat meet you.

-RAHB 03:31, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

VFH thanks!

Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Thanks again! • • • SIR FELLOW STAIN Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING} (Beseech) CheeseChapel_small.jpg 00:50, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

T-hanks

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Heaps of praise

The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks for the vote, Kip! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Sep 10, 2007

Thank You

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Please accept this offer for supporting HowTo:Deceive people on eBay on VFH
--Sir Manforman 20:56, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

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Gah!

You finally managed to Rick Roll me. Damn it! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 23:29 Sep 25, 2007

You are my favorite Writer Entertainer

Several of your rick roll related edits amused me alot, and I can't beleive you managed to make this look so professional. Well done--Sir Manforman 00:58, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Re:LEAVE BRITANNICA ALONE!!

YOU'RE WINNER! --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 00:57, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Thankies McThanksALot!

The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:30, Sep 27

You just got Rick Rolled!

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