User talk:Leoispotter
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[edit] Testing the waters
I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 00:36, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, you have my vote. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 00:38, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Thank you! I'll post my nomination on VFH as soon as the others respond. Radioactive afikomen 03:03, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Re: VFH
I do believe I have substantially improved the quality of American (species) since it was last on VFH. If you read the article as it was when I nominated nominated it the first time, (look here), and compare it to the current version, you can see it is much better; I removed as much racism and bile as I could. Additionally, at least a couple other editors have graced the article with their edits, thus granting a greater degree of legitimacy to it. Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 05:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
By the way, your offer of help is much appreciated. Radioactive afikomen 05:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Your userpage
I reverted a vandal, then read your userpage. You should make your userpage better. It was hard to tell if I'd reverted properly or not. Pages need stuff, like a list of what you've written, and pictures of your cats. People love cats, you see. Pictures of them will, therefore, draw people in. It's scientifical. Sir Modusoperandi 03:06, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- There ya go, I took your advice. And never mind that vandal, he's a friend of mine. I've learned to ignore all his bullshit. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 03:20, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
- Aww. It's a kitty. Disquieting... Sir Modusoperandi 03:21, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks a bundle
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:56, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks so much for your vote on '667'
| The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook? |
| PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan". |
You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] The best david byrne song ever
good song, lame vid. Actually, it's probably not his best song. But it's a damn decent song anyway.. --THE 15:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
P.S. not to be a vote whore, but........I'm being a vote whore --THE 20:42, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Ne'er mind. It got darwin'd. --THE 14:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!
| The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING!
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Thanks buddy!! ;) --THINKER 00:05, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thankies
For voting for Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!
as one of the top ten articles of June!
Thanks for increasing my ego more than it needed to be. All for one fucking article. Geez.
In case you were wondering, it made #3
[edit] thinker's done thinkerizing drunk olympics now....
...and it's all ready for VFH again. hint hint. --THE 20:47, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] banana cunt!>?
Plis a-giva me your shed-jewel.
Many tanks
-J
- Uh... I don't think I have one of those. Now go away. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 04:31, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
- You gots it in the mail. Schedule. Pay attention, a pliss. -J
- I'm a reasonable man, get off my case. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 20:12, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- After years of waiting, nothing came... after years of looking in the wrong place. Just tell me what your freaking classes are for next year. Rats and children will follow me out of their beds... rats and children follow me out of their homes. Come on kids! Interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe. Drag him out the dead drag him out the dead singing I miss you snakes and ladders flip the lid out pops the cracker snabs you in the head knives you in the neck kicks you in the teeth steel toe cap takes all your credit cards get up get the grunge get the flan in the face the flan in the face the flan in the face dance you fucker dance you fucker don't you dare don't you dare don't you flan in the face take it with the love it's given take it with a pinch of salt take it to the taxman let me back let me back I promise to be good don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize help me call the doctor put me inside put me inside put me inside put me inside I keep a wolf from the door, but he calls me up calls me on the phone tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom and I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops... walking like giant cranes and with my x-ray eyes I strip you naked in a tight little world no you're on the list stepford wives who are we to complain? Invests and dealers investments and dealers cold wives and mistresses cold wives the sunday paper city boys in first class don't know we're born little someone else is gonna come and clean it up born and raised for the job someone always does wish you'd get up get over get up get over turn the tape off
- You gots it in the mail. Schedule. Pay attention, a pliss. -J
- Think of all the starving millions! Don't talk politics and don't throw stones! --Polystyrene Man 20:52, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- Where the hell are you going at a thousand feet per second? Hey man, slow down. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:07, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- On an unrelated note, yesterday I woke up sucking on a lemon. Just thought I'd let you know. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:09, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- Where the hell are you going at a thousand feet per second? Hey man, slow down. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:07, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- Alright, I just checked my schedule and I looked at User:Polystyrene Man/drips and it appears that we have zero classes together. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:47, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
- Think of all the starving millions! Don't talk politics and don't throw stones! --Polystyrene Man 20:52, 30 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] A Tightly-Knotted Thank You
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Thank you for choosing the Bow tie You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school. |
Your forced vote is much appreciated ;) --THINKER 05:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks for your vote
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BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light | 
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Sir Roger 05:13, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Woo!
Alright, Mr. Leo. I thanks you for be voting me in the Month Writer competition for which competition is fierce. It's a good feeling knowing that my mediocre brainchildren have touched people's funnybones, however briefly. So, my friend, I leave you with this: thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:44, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you?
| Oh, those Russians... |
[edit] iT must be raining!
please help im being eaten alive --Polystyrene Man 14:51, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks muchly for voting
For voting, I award you this award:
| The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok? |
| Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis! |
P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:52, Aug 17, 2007
[edit] Thankie
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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell. |
Thanks for the vote, and the nomination. Oh, I usually give people two templates for nominating stuff don't I?
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THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell. |
Hoo ha. That's two invitations. You can bring fonchezzz! --THE 21:38, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks a bundle!
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] The (Late) WotM Thankering
LEO! A great newer writer who I wish would come around and edit more often. Good to see you in chat from time to time at least. Thanks a lot for the WotM vote and the really nice comment. I appreciate sentiment like that. You and THE, get back to editorin' for real! I know THE is busy with CW... what are YOU doing?! ;) --THINKER 00:28, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:50, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Manysomes
I would like to commend you on your recent growing of balls. Rest assured, I will not have to give you any crap tomorrows. --Polystyrene Man 23:21, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
- Err, thank you, I think. I will see you on morrow next.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 23:29, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again
Say Leo, remember that UnTunes I kept saying I'd do? Well, User:The UnIdiot and I have been working on it, and later tonight it'll be uploaded! Prepare to behold me laughing while reciting the lyric "suck my schlong". P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:56, Sep 28
- Not to butt in rudely, but that sounds AMAZINGLY AWESOME. --THE 20:58, 28 September 2007 (UTC)
Uploaded! Enjoy! --- UnIdiot | 
| Talk | Contribs - 01:40, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
- It's true! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Sep 29
- Woohoo! Nice Daltrey impression, by the way.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 17:38, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you
| This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!
Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! |
Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:38, Oct 1 00:38, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Comrade
| Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. | 
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[edit] IN RAINBOWS
Aw hell to the yes. 9 days to zero, 8 days to one. --Polystyrene Man 23:03, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Hai
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:47, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Vote please!
Hey yo what's up? If Buster Keaton were still alive he'd like you to vote on his article nominated in the VFH section traffic on voting for it has slowed down so if you could vote For or againstStrong For it Buster will thank you...if he were alive.--Dr. Fenwick 16:52, 10 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran. |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring! |
Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:49, Oct 12
[edit] LEOISPOTTAH!!!!
| Your vote for UnNews:Anti-genocide group announces new plan to get American government to intervene in Darfur has earned you a free mug of OIL!!! Thank you for voting. Oh, |
Thanks d00d! --THE 12:30, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111
| The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out! |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring! |
Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:33, Oct 19
[edit] The time has come
Remember how a while back, I asked if you'd support American (species) in a VFH vote? And you said yes?
MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and together we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE! VOTE for American (species)!
Unless, of course, you're Australian. But a guy's gotta' take chances, ya' know?
- This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for Evolved Americans.
--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 00:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)
- I actually find that article offensive, because I am Mexican. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 23:42, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Your password
You need to change it. Lock the door and throw away the key. In fact, don't throw it away, they could be going through your garbage. Instead, eat the key, digest it, and make sure that your your feces are cremated. Then give the ashes to four riders, and scatter the ashes to the four corners of the earth. It may seem elaborate now, but when you see this, this, and this, I think you'll agree that either way it would make a great story. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:48, Oct 26
- Leoispotter suffers from split personalities, don't worry about it. --Polystyrene Man 00:20, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
- No, I'm pretty sure you're just a body-snatcher. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:59, Oct 29
- Hells yeah, Radiohead reference. --Polystyrene Man 20:59, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
- No, I'm pretty sure you're just a body-snatcher. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
[edit] Thank you
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--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:16, 2 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] BOO!
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"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween! |
Thanks, Leo-Is-Potter! --THE 20:07, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Uh...Th-...uh...than, uh...*hic*...thank...uh...*hic*
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!
Thank, uhgmm...fuck...*slurp*...uhm..THANK YOU!!! *passes out* --THE 00:47, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Taht article
That you were asking about, it's this. Enjoy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:29, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
[edit] You...
Left a sheet of paper with a bunch of formulas and crap inside my "agenda book." I'm really hoping you don't need it. --THE 20:49, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Merry Xmas!
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[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!
| Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, Dec 17
[edit] Bloody Pagans
| Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
Premier Tom Mayfair
12/17 00:00
[edit] One Of These
| HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas. |
| If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB |
Happy Holidays, or some such. -RAHB 03:29, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] OMGWTFZORS!!!
Fonchezzz is unblocked!!! Mindless drivel Pointless edits 04:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
- I know! Happy day!-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 00:08, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] OYE!
I like (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT) pie. Do (SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE NUMBER TWO: GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT OR ELSE ) you? --THE 20:28, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
- What is ( SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: YOU DID GO TO THE SHOW, AND NOW THE ABOVE MESSAGE IS HOPELESSLY OUTDATED ) yr diadnose? --THE 00:42, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
- Uhhh.... Skiddly brrr be bo!!!-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 16:06, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Check this out man!
I stumbled across this the other day.
"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it"
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! --THE 23:21, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
- The link works now. Check it out quick, before the site crashes again! --THE 21:28, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you sir!!!11
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CONGRATULATIONS! |
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CONGRATULATIONS! |
In my usual zany fashion, I have awarded you two templates, since you nominated it. Thank'ee! --THE 18:16, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
