User talk:Mhaille

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1 Hey handsome, can I get a hand with some thing?
2 Oh, A Bureaucrat
3 Hey
4 re:WHY
5 Just a question
6 Thanks for Nomination/help and the vote
7 A question about pie
8 Elliott Smith
9 Thou art Brave and Talented
10 I just realised...
11 Could you do something about the following page?

Hey handsome, can I get a hand with some thing?

Could you look at Goldilocks and the Three Bears and nip and tuck? Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:39, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Lets see, what could Mhaille be doing at this very moment that could be taking him away from voting for this article, possibly one of my best, on VFH.... I wonder... (Hint, Hint, Hint) Dame

GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:05, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh I'll be voting for it, alright. -- Sir Mhaille

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But if you just vote for it you'll relieve all the guilt for not already doing so. (And you are just teasing me, and you know how that makes me crazy and obsessed with sharp objects...) Dame

GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:49, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

I was always going to vote for it....just like to pace myself sometimes...also thinking of sports helps. -- Sir Mhaille

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Prettiestpretty thanks you for finding

Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
to be just right for VFH
Fondly, PP

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:11, 11 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh, A Bureaucrat

oooohhhh, I'm soooooo scaaaaaaarreeeddd!! oooohhhh! ~ Cajek! <15:55, 29 Jun 2008>

I can't believe you! You banned me without bringing my case before the community! I didn't know you could do that! You 'crats think yer so kewl with your superpowers, but ya ain't nuthin. YA AIN'T NUTHIN!!! *me waves bottle in Mhaille's face* ~ Cajek! <0:20, 30 Jun 2008>

I can't believe you! You called me a penis on my own talk page! *me waves bottle in Mhaille's face* jus' *me waves bottle in Mhaille's face* jus' cuz yer a sysop ya think yer big! Well, YA AIN'T NUTHIN!!! ya-- ya ain't NUTHIN!!! ~ Cajek! <0:34, 01 Jul 2008>

You thin' that jus' cus u gots all those articles that what I got ain't nuthin? You sir, are no gentle-- geltle-- gentlemahn... You need a swift kick in the bottom if you ask me. Which you won't, cus u think yer so damn BIG. You know what? You know what, Mhaille? If I was an admin and you were a user, I'd joke ban you for a "billion billion jiffies" and I'd never look ba-HIC-ack. ~ Cajek! <20:49, 03 Jul 2008>

If you were an admin, eh? /me wanders off to abuse Bureau powers..... -- Sir Mhaille

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/me drops my virgin appletini What? ~ Cajek! <21:52, 03 Jul 2008>

Mhaille, if you OP Cajek (even just for an hour) I promise not to say "pants" for the whole rest of the year. That is the highest offering I can muster before your high table of Bureau... Mr N

21:58, Jul 3

Ha, that's a good offer! I'd take it, Mhaille. ~ Cajek! <22:09, 03 Jul 2008>

Hey

How can I become the big boss around here? Like Mordillo for example.

You can't. Go write articles. ~ Cajek! <4:14, 01 Jul 2008>

re:WHY

I still check in from time to time and to read stuff, I just haven't been in a humor writing mood lately. But maybe that will change. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 00:28, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Just a question

ahem* private

Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

Thanks for Nomination/help and the vote

Thanks for the vote
David Bowie

One magic movement from Kether to Malkuth

Thank you once again;)--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 10:56, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

A question about pie

I have heard from various sources that admins need pie. So which pie do you prefer? Apple? Custard? Beef and Onion? Chicken and mushroom? I'm asking this question so I can give you a (fake) pie. --06SmithG 12:13, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't need to be pie, an apple crumble would suffice. Or cheesecake. It doesn't always need to be about the pie. -- Sir Mhaille

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Elliott Smith

I'm not entirely sure as to why you deleted the article, I understand that the first part is a tad bit ridiculous however the rest follows a theme, besides once finished I'll be heavily editing it and, in addition to that it has a good concept behind it, I could even post it for you if you'd like.

On first looking at it it did seem terribly random, which is one of the things that is likely to get an article deleted. I'm sure given your previous contributions you'll polish it up nicely. -- Sir Mhaille

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Thou art Brave and Talented

Thou art brave and talented!

I just realised...

I'm not funny! .Well I am occasionally but only when no one's looking. I can't hack all this satire i never realised being a casual observer could be so musch fun so Mr Administrator could you give me a royal kick up the arse and "smite" my account or at least tell me how to smite my own account. I'm not a worthy satirist.

You don't need to delete the account you can just walk away from it. But my advice would be to carry on, there's funnier things that satire. Or maybe I'm just been ironic? -- Sir Mhaille

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