User talk:Mhaille/archive21
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Humor/Humour
You clearly exhibit the former. I pitty you.
Tasteful and repressed
So what did you think of it? I have improved it since then. UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Hello Mr haille im new to all this and your pretty cool and you seemed that you wanted someone to talk to...,,, Miss tilly tallulah
- Erm, thankyou. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
Yo.
Thanks for helping me out. That quotaion looks a lot better with that use. Thanks for the tip.~Mr Cloud Strife
Brainiac
Do you agree with me on the fact that this is a series that is very sure to satirize or make a parody of? I've decided to actually start another full-length article. Do you think this is a good subject matter choice? -Razorflame 
(contributions) Talk 20:46, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
Wizard Rock Fun
Dude stop deleting our Wizard rock page. Seriously we worked hard on something funny to make.
- Dude (or dudette or whatever) I've cleaned the article up a little, but unless you make it better some other Admin will come along and delete it. Find a decent image or two for the article, and try to make it funny for everyone. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
NASCAR
Could you please unlock the NASCAR Page to editing? --Tony George 22:00, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
- Erm, NASCAR is only locked so that anonymous IPs can't edit it. Wait a day or two, and you'll be able to. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:05, Nov 20
Uncyclomedia
How do I obtain POWAH there? 
Premier Tom Mayfair
11/21 03:49
Evening Sir Mhaille
Just thought I would let ya know that I have put Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The Color Problem up for urinary extraction... Would be full of grates if you fancied taking a leek, or leak even... No probs if not... Many Thanks MrN 
22:54, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, Mhaille?
How do you make it so no one can edit your Uncyclopedia page? I have a friend who's been vandalizing it lately.
Hello, Admin/SysOp
I created a page; Japanese Anime/Animu:1 (two, actually, delete one, please.), and a friend of mine kept spamming it for fun until it became a CVP, and placed under the corresponding page. Permission to restore?—The preceding unsigned comment was added by LOLDONGSLOL (talk • contribs)
- Actually, unless you're a sock, you created none of those articles. And your username leads me to believe that you're a sock. --Sir 06:19, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Is that a good thing or a bad thing? --LOLDONGSLOL 06:47, 22 November 2007 (UTC)LOLDONGSLOL
- UN:SOCK. --Sir 07:17, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Or UNSOC. Premier Tom Mayfair 11/22 09:31
- Or UNSOC.
- UN:SOCK. --Sir 07:17, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Is that a good thing or a bad thing? --LOLDONGSLOL 06:47, 22 November 2007 (UTC)LOLDONGSLOL
YOU SHALL PAY
HOW DARE YOU REVERT MY RESKIN!!!!!! YOU WILL SOON SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS!!!!!!!!!!! -- 
20:51, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
Turkey day
You may want to change the "...The competition will remain open for 1 week from its start date" to actual, concrete dates, just to minimize confusion. Also, Stm is hopeful that you get some sick. Sir Modusoperandi 23:02, 22 November 2007 (UTC)
- Good thinking Batman!! -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Your in...
...put on Kate Smith is greatly sought, pronto, chop chop, schnell... Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:50, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- You are one responsive MAN! Hugs, Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:44, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
- It only takes the right stimulous, honey.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Have you ever considered humming the Star Spangled Banner while stimulating it? It works wonders. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:05, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Nope....its honey or nothing. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Nope....its honey or nothing. -- Sir Mhaille
- Have you ever considered humming the Star Spangled Banner while stimulating it? It works wonders. Dame
- It only takes the right stimulous, honey.... -- Sir Mhaille
- You are one responsive MAN! Hugs, Dame
Because you exude good taste
| On behalf of Prettiestpretty Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio Wife, mother and Daughter of the American Revolution appreciates your good works and attention to detail. Graciously yours, Mrs. Edwin Standish |
Feed The Welsh
Many thanks for adding the single cover. Made me laugh. --OliverKnight 07:57, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Found a new use for Image:American1.jpg
Which I think you created for White Supremacist... I noticed you also had my "running colours" idea with a while back. Did not steal it from there for The Color Problem honest! Do you think we can get rid of White Supremacist now? It's rather short and not got much to it other than this joke, and I'm not sure it's worth keeping. If you do I would be grateful if you could let me know the procedure I should go through to do this. I don't think it's even worth putting up for VFD as I'm sure it would go, but getting everyone to vote on it would be rather a waste of time maybe? Bin practising your putting on the carpet... --MrN 17:53, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Bit-o-Problem
I've been trying to upload a corrected version of the latest issue of UnNews Sunday Magazine (png file) (with Modus' corrections) and the system isn't letting me do so. Any ideas? Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:20, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Fixed it myself. I am woman hear me roar! Can you delete the old file? Image:UncyclopediaSundayMagazine2.png Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:32, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Gone....don't forget to delete it from your /images section. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Eh?
Why did you delete the article? Lol,i worked on it. -Benno Jones
- Which article? -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
I am not The Judge or a friend of him. He is just a e-celecrity and this site should have to stay updated, so i made an article
-Benno Jones
Turkey Balls
Step 1: Click Here Step 2: Extend Step 3: Pool Party at THINKERs!
Its just that easy! --THINKER 21:40, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Regarding the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball
Is it time to judge yet? Just checking. --Hrodulf 04:41, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
- We extended it for another week. So it will be the 6th December. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Thanks again for that. It wouldn't make much sense to judge only three, unfinished pieces in the main category. Plus, I've had no time to write with all these SATs --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:58, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
- December 6th is when I'm suppose to get my Paxil. But it could be late :'( Premier Tom Mayfair 11/30 23:49
- December 6th is when I'm suppose to get my Paxil. But it could be late :'(
- Thanks again for that. It wouldn't make much sense to judge only three, unfinished pieces in the main category. Plus, I've had no time to write with all these SATs --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:58, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
Protect a page?
DO you think you could protect that userpage page so only logged in users can edit it? It seems to be a vandal magnet for IPs, the guy must have another wiki, or something. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:42, Dec 1
Zoroaster is currently on VFD
Just for your info... Obviously put there by a very knowledgeable person... MrN 04:35, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
UNLIMITED POWER
| Thank you muchly For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power |
Special thanks, for everything!
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16:30, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
- - "for everything!" O_o Details pls :P ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:14, 02 January 2008
Lousy Tojo
Hey, can we get this out for Dec 7? I have done all I want to do with it...--Sir Shandon 
(Talk) (Trophy Room) 14:58, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
- Is this for the competition? :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
No, for feature hopefully...Dec 7 was the day of the bombing.--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 01:24, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
Turkey
We probably should get on top of that, protecting, votering, etc. --THINKER 18:51, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Turkey Day Aristocrat's thing
I judged the current entries here: User:Hrodulf/TurkeyShoot08 there should be a note that entries are closed if that's the case since if anyone else enters and their joke is better than the other ones I judged I may have to change the numbers. --Hrodulf 22:33, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
Me too
User:Prettiestpretty/Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball/Voting, revised. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:10, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
- Me three.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
I judged here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, Dec 10
Jesus, I'd better get votercising.. --THINKER 05:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
- Judged, juried, executioner'd. --THINKER 06:16, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Hopefully I'm too late!
Here you go. Now I can forget about this for the rest of my life. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 01:26, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
Question
Mhaille,
- I've been cleaning up the red links left from from Vigilance week and I ran across these articles:
- Rolling your head on the keyboard
- I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens
- My keyboard is missing its homerow
All three were deleted for being clones of each other, although both Rolling your head on the keyboard and I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens were kept via VFD. Was this just an oversight or were all three meant to be deleted ? MadMax 23:39, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
- All three appear to have been deleted during the Zombiebaron/Gwax/NXWave Poopsmith Lounge Deletion Binge Thing, which you thankfully missed. All have been restored. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 23:43, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
Rough Pubs
Been curious lately as to how one of mine would do on pee review. If you have a spare five minutes, any chance you could take a look? Cheers. RabbiTechno 12:40, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
Hello Sir. Hope your well
I was just reading a post in the dump that appeared to be relevant to this question (now seams to have mysteriously disappeared from the dump???) about deletions and stuff. I just found Venus and wondered what the appropriate course of action for someone such as myself to do when I find an something like this?
I can't QVFD it cos it's too old. Can't ICU it because it's also to old. I'm not putting Stub on it as it's just not worth pissing on, and well... It's not worth having everyone bother to vote on it in VFD and... You get what I'm asking i'm sure. I'm not specifically asking what to do with this article itself, I'm sure now I have pointed it out to you, you will huff it... I'm just trying to figure out what to do in the future... Thanks. MrN 15:16, Dec 12
Carry On Film
As you are a gentleman & Carry On scholar, can you do me a teensy favour and take a look at me scribblings and see what needs to be improved? I'd be awfully grapefruit. OliverKnight 13:24, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
'Lo
Thanks for the edits to Rough Pubs, which are - as I believe the clientele of the type of establishment in question might say - the fuckin' bollocks, mate. Especially the Noel Coward quote, I am indeed lovin' it. :-) RabbiTechno 19:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
Aristocrats
Uh, how did you figure this out?
By my calculations, the results are:
1st: 15Mickey20: 78
2nd: TKF: 76.5
3rd: Zombiebaron: 74
4th: Ape TOE Thursdays: 68
5th: Enegma: 56
6th: Soso: 44
If I'd known you were going to award joint first prize to the top 3 scoring entries, it might have affected the criteria by which I judged them. Also, doesn't it say "a 3-person panel of judges shall elect one winner and two runner-ups"? I'm confused. This isn't what I was voting for. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:30, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
- Well....once I added all the votes together using 5 points for 1st place, 4 for second, etc, from all three judges, we ended up with 12 points each. Looking at your scoring mechanism I think that's less likely to end in draws etc. But its not how previous PLS's were run. Perhaps we should change. :) -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Good day sir
Please excuse the interruption, I just wondered if I could gauge you opinion on something... From what I can tell you pretty much designed the current Pee Review system, and so thought your views were very relevant to what I'm doing currently. Basically, cajek and I are trying to improve the quality of Pee review a little. You may have read our new version of the Pee-Review Guidelines... We feel that although many people give reviews which are useful some simply give scores for each category with no indication of where the scores came from, with no suggestions as to how the article could be improved. We are really trying to encourage people to say a little more in Pee Reviews... As you a member of such large size I wondered if you might consider giving your opinion on the template which we have created...
| Hey, I don't mean to be a dick but... | ||
| I noticed that you had done a Pee Review of MrN Has unusually large reproductive organs. Thank you. I was wondering if you could let me know why you had given your scores, and also wondered if you had any suggestions for how the article might be improved. Would you please consider giving another review? Thanks! |
or
| Well Hello! Hope you don't think I'm being a windger but... | ||
| I noticed that you had done a Pee Review of Seriously I have seen them. Well thank you. Sorry to be so needy, so nerdy, so focussed on the minor details, but you've given the numbers without the logic behind those numbers. Also, my mum wants to know if you know how to make the page any better, because she really wants us to win the Science Fair this year. Would you please consider giving another review?
Thanks! |
User:MrN9000/BoxyThings/ChilledOutDribble
User:MrN9000/BoxyThings/ChilledOutDribble2
Basically we are suggesting that it's an alternative to the golden shower award. To be used as a polite way of asking someone who has done a particularly poor pee review to consider doing it again...
What do you think? Is this a good thing? MrN 01:13, Dec 15
Land of 1,000 dunces
My sig appears to be protected. I went to mess with it and got this warning:
- This page has been protected from editing, because it is included in the following pages, which are protected with the "cascading" option turned on:
Can you undood the voodood that was dood? Sir Modusoperandi 17:17, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Xmas!
 | Windows encountered an error during this season's greetings and must close |
Two things...
- I think you might want to get on that whole "alternate judge" thing. I hate to crap out like this, but this weekend has got me completely shot. Sorry.
- I just realized that your article prog rock is what inspired me to begin contributing here. The story goes: I registered on April 6, 2006 upon reading Teenagers by Tripod8288 or whatever the numbers are. Then I went completely inactive until one day I happened upon the site again. I read the featured article, and it inspired me to write Hodgepodge, my first article ever. Cool story, innit?
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:48, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Do They Know It's Christmas? (1983 Version)
Can you help me? I still haven't sussed it out, but as the above article replaces the dreadful Feed The Welsh, can you show me how to either re-direct from Feed The Welsh to the new article, or should Feed The Welsh just be Quick Deleted? --OliverKnight 15:00, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Winter Solstice thingy
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen. | 
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-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:36, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
| Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game. |
Premier Tom Mayfair 12/17 00:30
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
| Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!! |
| Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this... |
Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Dec 17
Hey (Wii Men)
Hey, happy to see your contributions to my Wii Men article. If you would like to get in touch in any way (Email, msn, etc) then give me a shout over at my (dead) user page, or send me an email: Exovedate<at>hotmail
--Exovedate 02:13, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Christmas and stuff
| Merry Christmas! or whatever it is you new-fangled Christians do at this time of year. From Rabbi Techno |
Care to open my box?
Keep the "X" in X-mas Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice. And naughty always makes out better at X-mas | 
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Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas soon!
| Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's! |
Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
Eh Up
Just voted on the Wooden Condom article, so my work is complete. Hope it helps! RabbiTechno 18:36, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Land of 1,000 dunces, redux
Forum:I LOVE the R. Lee Ermey template is protected. Because of this, for reasons I hope to never learn, I can't edit my sig.
Can you undood the voodood that was dood? Sir Modusoperandi 04:34, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Thanks. Have a merry or happy holiday or festival of your choice, citizen or person of one or more unspecified genders. Wow, pc language really sucks. Sir Modusoperandi 17:28, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
Happy Something or other...
 | Happy Happy Spam Day!
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Merry PirateNinjamas!
| The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas! |
Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:17, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Xmas
This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. |
--Or perhaps I should say Nollaig shona. Commander An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays TALK 19:13, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Really Disappointed
I was enjoying it here, but 'people' like User:Cajek, User:Under user, & User:EugeneKay seem to take an anti-UK stance on any article that they don't find funny (for 'funny' read 'understand') It seems much easier to criticise than create articles - It certainly seems true of these 3. Not a lot of encouragement going on from the likes of them. Life's too short (it literally is in my case), so I'm off. You've been very helpful, though. Many thanks and Merry Christmas. --OliverKnight 18:15, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
- /me just happens to be wandering past and pokes his head round the door Excuse me Sir Mhaille, but you appear to have temporarily lost his voice, perhaps you have had too much XMAS pudding, so I thought I would mention this as a fellow Brit...
- I feel that I have some idea what your talking about User:OliverKnight regarding people's apparent attitudes to British humour. Those guys only understand humor whatever the hell that is... I think your on dodgy ground by saying that those particular users have an "Anti British" stance, I have spoken to all three, and would never say that they have a particularly Anti anything stance, especially not anti-British. I have read your article and as a Brit myself who remembers the whole live-aid/band-aid thing first hand I can see the humour in your parody and think you have done a good job with it. You must remember though that Uncyc is an International community of users and that people vote primarily on what they personally find funny. That's the way it should be. If an American teenager reads an article about something which happened before they were born, and may not know about anyway, it's unlikely that they will relate to the story and appreciate that parody. Everyone here gets a vote, and the democratic process (usually) works rather well. It is possible to write an article which is about a particular country which succeeds in Uncyc, I managed it with The Color Problem. This has a large number of British only jokes which a lot of non-Brits did not get. Take a look at the votes which got this article to the front page: Uncyclopedia:VFH/The_Color_Problem. You will see that Cajek and Under User both voted for me there. Although I doubt the American ordinance appreciated many of my British only jokes I managed to make it funny enough to stand on it's own right without needing to have knowledge of local history of the UK. There is a rather large population of American users in Uncyc, as is the case with the Internet in general, so you have to be careful not to be too subtle in your writing to make your work popular. Or at least make sure that if you do go the subtle route then throw in some more accessible gags which will be appreciated by everyone. I hope you understand what I'm saying...
- Keep up the good work with your articles though, your doing a good job and god knows we need more Brits around here! Anyway, I had better dash before Sir Mhaille gets back and clobbers me for gassing on his talk page... MrN 20:25, Dec 22
- Oliver, if I may, when you get the chance, check your talk page for me - OK? Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:23, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
When I said 'Anti-British' I was merely referring to the feeling I often get that if an article is British, it's more often than not dismissed as being unfunny by non-Brits. I just don't understand this. You're right, it is an international community, but today's featured article was the 1960 US Presidential Election and the day before that it was the 1840 US Presidential Election! But I found them both entertaining and I certainly wouldn't base a vote because I wasn't alive when it happened. I just can't fathom how the whole Band Aid thing/Live Aid thing could not be considered an international event. I'm all for embracing all types of humour from all of countries, but surely it's a two way street. I know I'm being a bit serious for a website that is humourous, and I guess I'm a bit miffed that my precious Christmassy article was despised by someone (I did work hard on it though, received help from many users and that's probably why I got a bit defensive). I'm not generally a miserable bastard, honest. It just pricked my delicate sensibilties just before Xmas - And now I've come across looking like a Big Girl's Blouse. --OliverKnight 21:29, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
This is the funniest thing I have seen today
Seriously. It's a work of genius. We need to track down this IP and knight him. Fat americans.
Merry Christmas
| Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch |
-- Mitch 
13:10, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Xmas!
| ~ Merry Xmas Mhaille/archive21! ~ |
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Could you nuke this image for me?
Image:Dreamvaders2a.gif I made it, it didn't fly and it is not used. Thanks! Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:04, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
hi
on Minster you put the thing up bout wikipedia... the actual wikipedia article on 'Minster' is under this name 'Minster-in-Thanet'... is there not a way to redirect it to this? because if you type in 'Minster' on wikipedia, you just get a list of Minsters, and its unclear... thanks xIamandrewrice 14:55, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
haha that nu stuff made me lol... do u no minster then? XD surprisingly, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minster-in-Thanet has kept most of the stuff on there lmao... except apart from that Im banned as a user (yes a user, not just an account lol) until 2009 :S so altho ive edited wikipedia befor, n no sum stuff about all this, im not exactly that gud at this so far lol... so sorry to be a bother... :p
x Iamandrewrice 15:40, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
- Sadly no, I don't believe I've visited Minster. Have been to Kent and a few places in the South-East on business quite a few times though. I'm from Liverpool but I do a lot of business with companies in the south. Nice article though, lots of little gems in there. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Another screw up
I've been on a sugar high from the left over candy about the house and saved aside UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine December 29, 2007, could you be a dea