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Contents 1 Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur 2 Xmas 3 Happy UnBirthday, you slut! 4 Okay, okay! 5 Is merriment legal in Belgium? 6 From me 7 Heller ya bastard! 8 Cardy 9 Merry Christmas! 10 Merry Christmas 11 Love and Affection 12 IRC 13 Hugs 14 Unblock 15 ETSU 16 Come back 17 OHNOES!!!! 18 Greetings 19 THE HORROR! 20 Bloody Pagans 21 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 22 Merry Christmas 23 Beatlemania 24 Wikimedia Foundation? 25 you huffed my article 26 I heard there is a new french fries museum in Bruge

[edit] Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 20:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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Premier Tom Mayfair 21:59, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy. Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

Yo! Have thee a potato in a hat and a chocolate santa. Merry Christmas. -- 22:53, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Happy UnBirthday, you slut!

Happy Unbirthday! You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year. Must suck to be you!

For he's a jolly good moneysign, etc. Congratulations, may you never consider your time here wasted in any way. 12:27, 12 Dec 2006

Shouldn't that be an Unniversary? -- Mitch 11:42, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Happy Joy Joy! -- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 11:50, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Okay, okay!

I'll stop spamming IRC. Somehow I feel more hypo than usual today. When will my ban end? --AAA! (AAAA) 13:13, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Is merriment legal in Belgium?

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:38, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] From me

[edit] Heller ya bastard!

[edit] Cardy

Have a bit of that, and hope you are picking your arse up for our floral arranging fair coming soon, I'd hate to see you bring dead and wilted flowers... HINT HINT. Enjoy the end of the year, and remember, time travels in the shape of hitler's handwriting! :P

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

[edit] Merry Christmas!

SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado, y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.

-- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 14:26, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Christmas

Santa Claus has given you a Jumper for Christmas.. This was hand-knitted by Mrs. Claus herself. If you wish to complain about your Christmas present, do it here. Merry Christmas! From Santa Claus.

If you are another child that thinks they need a present, leave a message here (Santa never forgets, but he is getting on a bit.) Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 15:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Love and Affection

Hello dear MoneySign. Please forgive me for becoming all mushy but I think you are doing a wonderfull job keeping the villains at bay. I know other people think that you are a harsh ruler, but I see you as a person who has been saddled up with the difficult task of judging other people's behaviour. You have to juggle your own benevolence towards certain users against the good of the #uncyclopedia community as a whole. In my opinion, that is by no means a trivial task. I personally salute you for a job well done, and of course I wish you all the best for the coming new year and preceeding yuletide. -- di Mario 16:52, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] IRC

It's been about a month. Can you unblock me now? --AAA! (AAAA) 03:39, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm... You're still a jerk, but for some unknown reason, the channel got reset and your ban disappeared. Welcome back? ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 09:07, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Nobody calls me a jerk except Hinoa! --AAA! (AAAA) 10:36, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hugs

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

By the way, looking back at that stuff from when I was a noob... er... *goes red* ...I can see why you kept banning me from IRC. -- 22:02, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, you used to ban flyingfeline, you bastard... but of course, we already knew you were :P -- Prof Olipro KUN Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:16, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Unblock

Hey MoneySign. I was just wondering if you could unblock Sparky. It's been a long time, I'm doing fine on Wikipedia, and I got a hell of a lot more mature. I didn't go to any of the other admins beause they'd just block me and ruin everything. You're different. I like you. Anyway, please help. 69.81.50.3 18:34, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

I've unblocked you, but I hope you realize that this is your last chance. Watch your step for the next month or so, or you will be blocked again with no chance for parole what so ever. Have a good one. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|VFP|+S 08:21, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I can't believe you fell for his pleading. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.01.18.08:35

You're shitting me, right? You guys forgive a fellow who got pissed off because "Famine was in his house", and now you're telling me you can't believe I fell for his pleading??? Ever heard of precedence, Dawg? Because that's what was set. And no, not by me. In fact, Hrodulf wasn't the precedence either. I do believe someone actively removed a block on our worst vandal ever. So, if you don't mind, don't give me some kind of sarcastic message because of someone who all in all wasn't really that bad. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|UotM|+S 07:32, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ETSU

I created the entry ETSU as a parody of the Wikipedia entry for ETSU based on the concept that Southerners are stupid and the experience of attending a poorly-run public university more interested in athletics than academics. User:Zombiebaron deleted it as a violation of the vanity policy, which I understand but in this case I don't agree with it. I've discussed it with him on his talk page and he suggested that I should ask another sysop, so I picked you at random. My argument is that the entry may violate the letter of the vanity policy (I attended ETSU, so I am affiliated with it), but the article is suited for a parody/satire encyclopedia, it's not a shameless advertisement of the school, and as a 90-year old public university with a population of 12,000+ students, it has broad enough appeal to qualify as more than a simple personal attack. A student or alumnus of ETSU with a sense of humor would find it funny, but one wouldn't have to attend to get it. The ratio of universal appeal jokes to in-jokes is approximately 1:1 and some of the in-jokes are fairly universal themselves (what campus doesn't have a parking issue?) (If it would help, I could add a sub-plot about a massive alien-mutant uprising squashed by the reanimated corpse of some random famous Tennessean, but that didn't seem necessary at the time.) There is also a University category here, so an article about a University isn't unprecedented. I don't know what your scope of action is here, whether you can resurrect the article with a candidate for speedy delivery tag or tell me to fuck right off, but I did spend half an hour on that article, including formatting, so more constructive criticism would be appreciated. Rev joshua 04:15, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Hello, Rev joshua. Fact that you picked me tells me something: you really must have done it at random. And fact that you told me this straight out, tells me you're not a liar. And I appreciate that. Here, have a medal. *gives you a medal*

But I digress. I have read your article, and to be honest, I would have thought it was vanity on a glance as well. Why? Because of all the "fucking" and the "queers" and the "gays" and the "retards". I'm not saying these words aren't to be used in an article without the article being vanity, but you must understand that most sysops don't have the time nor the motivation to read every article entirely that might be delete-worthy, and as such, develop a feel for it. When one or more personally set criteria apply, we just might go out on a limb and delete it. After all, like the wonders of White-Out, we can undo our mistakes. And since you made such a polite and extended effort to argue your case, and your case on its own is a good one, I've decided to white out the undead's baron action. However, I will advise you to perhaps make the article seem a bit less like you have a grudge, best achieved by clearing some of the "fucking" and the "queers" and the "gays" and the "retards"... (Hmmm... Didn't Hitler try to do something like that?) Anyways, yeah.. Have a good one! ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|NS|+S 08:22, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and give me my medal back...

Hell, son, you've restored my faith in humanity. I appreciate your criticism of the article and will edit it accordingly. Rev joshua 20:31, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I've done all the editing to ETSU that I can think of. Zombiebaron refers to vanity vaguely, so I took most of the venom out of the athletic section and in a couple of other spots. He also disliked the "slander" in the Frat/Sorority section (I liked the sight gag aspect of it), so I changed that up. I also added a Future section as well. If the issue is that it just looks too much like the Wikipedia version in formatting, I really don't know how to make it look different. The idea I had was for a parody of that article and I don't have any alternative idea for it. To be honest, I read the Beginner's Guide before I started on it and I took the advice to keep it close to the truth and not just go fuckin' dog-shit goofy with it. For my first article I went with writing about what I know and there it is. So, unless you have any specific ideas, it's done and if you think it's worthy of keeping, great, if not, huff the li'l bastard. I appreciate the advice and that you actually kept up with it. Also, can I keep the medal? It's nice. Rev joshua 08:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Come back

Because Spang is getting on my nerves and we need to team up to destroy him. —rc (t) 17:42, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

FU RC! 17:46, 1 Feb 2007

Actually, y'know, really thinking about it, destroying me would probably be for the best. I suck. So yeah, the sooner you come back, the sooner the world can be put to rights! Or something. 18:04, 1 Feb 2007

I appreciate trying to make me feel (ever so slightly) missed 'n all, but I think I'll keep my distance for a little while longer (if that's ok). Besides having quite a bit to do in the analogue world, I need to learn how to look at the digital one for what it's supposed to be: a place where you go to unwind. And then there's still this project I've been involved with that has been dragging on for about 6 months (give or take)... I really want to get that done by mid-April or so...

In conclusion: try to get along with Spang for a little while longer. I know he can be a real pain at times, but he really earns his keep when he... uh... I mean you have to admit that he's... uhm... That heeeeeeee...'s.... Uhhhh... I mean come on, really. Where would we be if it wasn't for Spang and his... uuuuuhm... thing... for... doing... uhm... things... Yeah, that's it. Uhm, I forgot what it's called, but Spang is amazing at doing things like that, and you know it. So just bite your tongue and things will work out great. ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 01:24, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Six months plus the time until mid- April...

/me does some arithmetic

MoneySign! You didn't tell me you were pregnant! —rc (t) 04:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] OHNOES!!!!

Its the Return of the MoneySign! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hah! Not really... Just doing a friend last night, and then this morning.. Well.. Just having a lark... :D So not to worry, mon petit salop, I'm not back (yet, if ever). ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|VFP|+S 19:35, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Greetings

I was thinking about you for some reason... oh, maybe it's that awful indigestion I'm having... that must be it... anyway, I hope all is well with you. Cheers! Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:01, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THE HORROR!

I saw a MoneySign pass by! Honestly! /me waves hands hysterically trying to get everyones attention ~ 09:01, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bloody Pagans

Premier Tom Mayfair 12/17 00:01

[edit] Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Dec 17

[edit] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:11, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Beatlemania

Under Beatlemania's log, it says that you huffed my article. What does that mean? -10:21, The Platypus Lord

It means that in 2006 he deleted an article with that name, that appears to have consisted of just one sentence. "Huffed" is another way of saying deleted. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

[edit] Wikimedia Foundation?

Is Uncyclopedia part of the Wikimedia Foundation? 74.4.117.0 15:01, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Sadly, no. We are part of Wikia... sorta. They own the domain and host the servers that run us. We're anti-profit however, so it's complicated. Also, Moneysign has run away and we don't know when he'll return.--<<>> 16:20, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

NEVAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 12:12, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

MS! You bastard! come back now! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! ~ 12:25, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] you huffed my article

everything zen! you huffed it! it was a pointless article but come on, why not have everything zen repeated a hundered times?

Because I'd just huff it again... ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 22:20, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

ill make it nicer nicer than before

[edit] I heard there is a new french fries museum in Bruge

And since you have to be a very silly Belgian to start such a museum, you must be the owner. So, when can I come over? And what's the admission fee? ~ 17:22, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Surely there are sillier museums than the "french fries" museum (though one really should continue to call it by its name, no matter which language one speaks). Take all those Auswitch museums, for instance... As if that ever really existed... ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|VFP|+S 22:30, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Of course not, they're just a story being told by Jews. So, are you back? ~ 22:37, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Naw... Just... keeping myself busy, really... ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|VFP|+S 22:43, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

It's a shame really. I'll keep your seat warm and your Olipro tight. ~ 22:44, 20 July 2008 (UTC)