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Genesis • Moar Genesis • Oh Hai Moses • Dis here is your commandments.• Study those well don't eat them • Dis here is my flaming chariot. • I said chariot, not carrot• ---->Attention accusing IP this is where you shall find the answer you seek<-------

Please leave new messages at the bottom And when I say please I do ask for it nicely. No, seriously. If you'd like an article restored, please live a link with your complaint and a restoration fee of 12 Euros. No Dollars please. Nobody takes Dollars anymore. If you'd like to use profanities, please be original. If you'd like some more dildos, please hold the line, our representatives shall be with you shortly.

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Contents 1 A virgin talk page pussy? 2 Defiling Sabba's page 3 Socks smell 4 oops... 5 Template 6 ADOPT ME 7 Article Restoration + Your €12 (I Found The Euro Key, yay!) 8 No, no ADOPT ME 9 What's the point of leaving QFA on 10 Imeldific 11 Mordillo, it's 1 AM 12 *Sniff* Daddy, can you sign my signature book, it's a bit bare... 13 Is my Chris Lawrence Page alright? 14 Editing stuff 15 What The Hell Is WoWWiki??? 16 Jews with GUNs 17 Congrats 18 Yay! 19 Yet another IP who has the need to leave an obscure message 20 Pleeeeease? 21 Yet another person who does not know how to place a section head 22 ICU Articles. 23 Image Chopper Person? 24 Visitors book 25 Thanks for the audio... 26 thanks for aedopting me 27 Thanks 28 Awards Template 29 Huh? 30 Philippines Redirect 31 Why I should be adopted over aall those other n00bs 32 Kurgan and Ajuk 33 Kurgan and Ajuk 34 OK, I'm Confused: Time, Sigs And Subst 35 ha HA! I is unbanned! 36 Whoops, serious time 37 IDC 38 Thanks for trying! 39 Rewrite 40 Stunt doubling 40.1 Enter the dumb blonde... 41 You are a fag 42 VTech was funny, you are not 43 Mordillo Isra El? 44 Oh Virginia 45 Er... 46 Hello There 47 I don't think I've told you this before 48 Mord-audio 49 Malik 50 Barbara Shack 51 Crack 52 Musical sympathys 53 Random display of affection time! 54 adoption 55 Hitler Dolls 56 Adopt Me Please! 57 Finally, a reason to use a userspace template! 58 JewCrew 59 Please Check 60 Er... 61 Words and Pictures 62 cheers for the signature change 63 Article Deletion 64 מילה 65 Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers 66 MRirian Deleted 67 Hey, Hey... 68 OMG you even did the funny voices! 69 NotM - Thanks 70 ICU Tag 71 Congratulations! 72 Finally bowing to the pressure 73 Picture Logo Thingy 74 Really really really really really really late thanks 75 Hi 76 שלום 77 היי 78 While you're at it... 79 UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008 80 היי 81 היי 82 Quick question 83 UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008 84 Thank you sir 85 אל תקשיב לדבר הזה! 86 Thank You 87 YesTimeToGetFeatured 88 Hey 89 Thankies 90 Thanks for noticing... 91 Expletive Deleted 92 More ways to waste your time 93 Two articles 94 YesTimeToPutANewHeader 95 Parnello's pizza 96 Image... 97 UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008 98 Of signposts and welcomes 99 YesTimeToPutAnotherNewHeader 100 דברי במפעיל נולד 101 adopt 102 Thingy on VFH 103 Please

A virgin talk page pussy?

Consider it ravaged. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:31 Mar 19

— Sir Manticore 13:40, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

BASTARDOS! ~ 15:10, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Defiling Sabba's page

*hug!* Though on a more serious note, could you check in on me at my office if you have time around now in the close future. (Before six our time would be good...) Thankies. -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:40, 19 Mar

Socks smell

Special:Contributions/Rollr_Punk. — Sir Manticore 15:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

God you're getting old ~ 15:22, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, yes I am. — Sir Manticore 15:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh god...I think I'm going to be sick....!~ 15:26, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

/me hands Sabba a bucket and takes cover. Thankies for dealing with the kid. Again. *huggies* -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 08:53, 20 Mar

I had a long conversation with her last night @ IRC, I'll tell you all about it later :) ~ 08:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Wait, what's up with the kid now? You better tell me what's up later. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 13:30 Mar 20

oops...

sorry about the ip thing. ill fix it right now, and thanks for the other template, big help --Moonzeppelin 19:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

No problem. ~ 19:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Why you did huff scenie weenie page? all said bad things against page were incorrect...not once did article mention Emos...not once

Template

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

Because I can, and because you're you. Do I need another reason? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 22:17, Mar 19

Wooohoo! Parttiiieee ~ 22:59, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

ADOPT ME

I NEED A COMFY MATTRESS --Wonder Mike 16:13, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Article Restoration + Your €12 (I Found The Euro Key, yay!)

Hey you deleted an article called "The Caps Lock Man"... I'm not really contesting the fact that the ICU had expired and that is was a crappy article, but could you move it to my userspace so I can save it onto my computer and edit it when I have some free time?? Thanks - --Yes! Time To Edit 19:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh and your €12...here you go. - --Yes! Time To Edit 19:59, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

No, no ADOPT ME

What's the point of leaving QFA on

If it's featured? Quasi-featured means almost featured, which means that once it's featured it doesn't need it anymore. Plus, now it's taking residence in TWO lists on Uncyclopedia:Best of, which hurts my spirit. My spirit doesn't like being hurt.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:59, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

As far as I see it it's two different awards, so you're sort of taking half an award of it, second best but still an award. But if it hurts your spirit, take it off. I can't be held responsible for your spirit, only your spleen. ~ 16:50, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

I concur with Ljlego's feeling. This is like being vice-president, then the President dies, and you're President, but refuse to leave the highly presigious post of Vice-President while being President. It's silly.--<<>> 23:14, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Like I said, a QFA status is an award by itself, and by taking it off it's like denying one from an article. Still, if you feel so bad about it, take it off. I won't make a peep. Maybe just an eep. ~ 07:00, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Imeldific

Tyank you for the reminder. I'll remove most of them. --MidwayHaven 07:55, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo, it's 1 AM

Read me a bedtime story?   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (08:59)

Of course, what story would you like to hear? ~ 09:08, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Tell me the one about when you were in the jungles of the Congo at night, starving, with nothing but a butter knife note from your doctor?   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (09:10)

Ah! You mean from Doctor Skullthumper?! ~ 09:18, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Ooh, Skullthumper's your doctor? Is there an HMO Skullthumper? -cuz I think having an uncyc writer as a doctor is a health risk.   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (09:30)

No no, he's a real MD. I think he's a OBGYN actually O_O ~ 09:34, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Ooooh, you're one of those... O__O Thanks for the bedtime story, aunt Mordillo!   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (09:36)

How's that? I never admitted of being a male eh? :) ~ 09:37, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

DAMMIT! How is it you make me look sexist every single time, Grandma Mordillo?   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (09:40)

Because YOU ARE!!! ~ 12:30, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Shaddap ya ol' HAG. You're making me look uncool in front of my friends.   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (16:07)

You have friends?! I thought it was all out of fearing you....~ 16:07, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

See? That's your problem! I go around, fixing people's problems to win friends, and you say it's out of fear? You suck, grandma, I'm going back to military school.   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (16:17)

Private Cajek, front and center! ~ 19:45, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Aye aye, captain! Splice the mainbrace!   CAKE J! <-> Mar 27 (21:07)

Yay! he fixed my problem...and signed my signature book, he's most nice. - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

*Sniff* Daddy, can you sign my signature book, it's a bit bare...

^ What he said ^ Oh, here's the link... Thank you, daddy!! :D - Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Is my Chris Lawrence Page alright?

What are the good and bad things about it? Honesty please.--Pooh the hat 11:42, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

First, I have to say that I'm not familiar with the guy, so the humor misses out on me. You might want to consult with one of the resident aussies, such as cs1987 or Manticore. That's a first point, if only a small population gets to enjoy the humor, you might need some more background put into it.

Also, you need to better format, try to put the following:

• links
• pictures
• further reading
• categories

Those always help.

Anything else? ~ 11:49, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanx 4 that- also id like to ask, do you believe me when i say that stuff about me doing that? is it believable? it really happened but someone said yeah right..--Pooh the hat 11:52, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Doing what? ~ 11:54, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

grabbing his crotch at school --Pooh the hat 11:55, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

I don't really need to believe it, nor it is important for the sake of the article. ~ 11:56, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Editing stuff

I was wondering, although I still love the sig you made ad will still use it. I was wondering how I edit it and how you make signatures? Ta--Sir Sycamore (Blether) 16:06, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

It's just a template in your userspace, If you go to "uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Sycamore/sig" you will find your current signature. When you type {{user:sycamore/sig}} you are embedding a template into the page. This means that you are taking the page at "uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Sycamore/sig" and embedding into the page. If you edit that page then your signature will change... I'll let the great Mordillo explain anything else...I think I've also just over complicated it and possible confused you utterly. Oh well. :D - 05:15 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks--Sir Sycamore (Blether) 16:27, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

And in the short version: user:Sycamore/sig. This is where you edit it. ~ 19:21, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

What The Hell Is WoWWiki???

Something very weird just happened and it's traumatised me forever I think. Random pages from uncyc where redirecting to wowwiki.com or something...It was all VERY weird and VERY scary!!! Ok, that's an exaggeration, but it appears to have stopped now! What happened??! - 08:49 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Actually, the same thing just happened to me--I may have just welcomed a nonexistant user from another wiki... but I think the person to talk to is Sannse. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Mar 31

Bad Server! Naughty Server! Gonna take you out!! (or something like that) -- sannse esnnas 19:54, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Sadist! Sadist! Sadist! Proxima Centauri 10:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, something like that, cause I think it's gonna make me cry!! It seems only to happening mostly on my userspace, which is annoying... :( - 08:59 31 MarchSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Jews with GUNs

Dude. You wun uhn awurd. You're the best grandpa I've ever had! ...The other ones died before I met them!   CAKE J! <Apr 01, 2008 [3:27]>

And it only took two years and three failed nominations to get muh gun working....O_O ~ 05:39, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, they all died. Kinda says something, doesn't it?   CAKE J! <Apr 01, 2008 [5:46]>

Er....someone uprotected their main page? ~ 05:47, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

But no, seriously: congratulations!   CAKE J! <Apr 01, 2008 [5:52]>

It's about damn time. Sir Modusoperandi 05:50, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! :) I'm going away for a couple of days, but as soon as I'm back I'll get to work on a big shiny thank you template. ~ 05:53, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Going away for a couple of days? It seems to be the in thing to do nowabouts. Well enjoy the warm glow of your richly deserved WotM, and hurry back, y'hear? Place ain't the same without you nohow. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 08:27, Apr 1

Congrats

Congrats on getting the WotM, you really deserved it. Mordillo, My Favourite Circumcision... apparently --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:03, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! And many thanks for the nomination that actually pulled through...~ 12:14, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yay!

Mordillo's about, and suddenly I see adminly stuff being done while I'm on Uncyc! Good to see you, you old.... You! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 09:30, Apr 4

You having the Friday afternoon syndrome again? :) ~ 12:15, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Not far off, I'll be honest with you. I'm trying to avoid anything that looks like real work, and wanting to start a new article in the healthy glow of my latest feature, but struggling to come up with any ideas. I'm seriously considering stealing one of Cajek's. Ho hum. But that apart, it's been weird on RC the last few days, watching QVFD get fuller and fuller, and vanity proliferate, and no sudden swathe of huffs and bans as Mordillo sweeps through like a kosher avenging angel! ;-) --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 12:47, Apr 4

It's nice to know SOMEONE appreciate me :) I've been away for a birthday vacation, somewhere up north with the family. Basically waddled between the Jacuzzi to the local restaurants and vice versa...~ 12:57, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

In which case, a happy belated birthday to you! Sounds like a good one too. I hope so... Anyway, I think my efforts to avoid work have been in vain, my boss has spotted me. I'm off to hide in the stationery cupboard and pretend to be a pencil or something. Have a good weekend! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 13:09, Apr 4

Trying posing as stale coffee! That always helps! And thanks for the belated happy birthday...! ~ 13:10, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yet another IP who has the need to leave an obscure message

How do you leave a message on here?, btw mattress I haz it. --Big Guy Blue Eye, in a underground basement.

Whatdaya need? ~ 13:45, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Pleeeeease?

Well hello. I would like to request an article be restored. I have no way of linking it however seeing as it's been deleted. The article is entitled : Killester Massive. I understand you have never heard of the killester massive but I assure you the marvelous island of Ireland has. So if you would be so kind as to restore the article so I can finish it? You may not be able to relate to it but without a written record of the massive future generations will have nothing to look back on.

If you could look inside your heart and also realize that I didn't use big red letters or start my request off with a rape typo maybe you might decide to be nice and give the massive what it deserves.

Kind regards,

Me xxx

--Longtimer 14:25, 4 April 2008 (UTC)longtimer

Restored. You'll need to put some effort into it to avoid vanity-related deletion again. Good luck. ~ 14:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah no worries. didn't have a huge amount of time today but much will will be put in. It will be finished by tomorrow evening. Many promises.

Thanks a million.

--Longtimer 15:51, 4 April 2008 (UTC)longtimer

Yet another person who does not know how to place a section head

Hi. I was wondering if it would be possible for me to receive an explanation of why my article was removed. The article is entitled, "The January Withdrawal Incident." I would be most grateful for suggestions on how to improve the article so as to not have it deleted again. Thank you in advance. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, please contact me at Bluefluke37@aol.com, regarding your response. Thank you again.

With appreciation,

Bluefluke37

Bluefluke37@aol.com

Primarily because it refers to a chat site that no one, except its community, knows about, and thus falls under our vanity guidelines. ~ 16:57, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

ICU Articles.

I have improved them since they were tagged ICU whilst still highly unfinished. Is it OK if I remove tags?

Which article are you talking about? ~ 10:38, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Image Chopper Person?

Hey, Mordillo can you recommend someone who would be happy to make me an animated gif image thingy for me...It's quite complexish, but it's only an idea for the moment. Erm, yeah, do you know anyone who would be happy to make me something like that??? - 05:03 5 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Well, the top choppers here would be Modusoperandi and Zombiebaron. If those are too busy, you can always ask here. ~ 17:57, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Visitors book

Why do I have to sign the visitor's book, oh most worthy one?Proxima Centauri 11:20, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

errr...which visitors book is that? ~ 11:22, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

This oneProxima Centauri 11:45, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Who said you have to? It's a bizarre sort of hobby our friend YTTE has...~ 11:50, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

It's my "zany" hobby, like the "zany" scoring thing on (I won't mention it incase anyone things I'm whoring)! It's fun! And I'm seeing other people start to take it up, too! Woo! - 01:04 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It's a revolution! ~ 12:11, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Woo zany guest-book revolution! - 01:29 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Thanks for the audio...

In compliance with my own made up rules, have a template for doing the audio on my UnNews page:

You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 2nd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Really Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit

You're only the second person to get that...doesn't that make you feel special? Huh? Thanks! - 01:49 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I always wanted a flying communist turd! ~ 12:53, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh really, well now you've got one, lucky you! But what's happened to your sig?? - 01:59 6 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!