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Contents 1 One or two questions... Maybe 3 or 4.... possibly 5... oh never-mind 2 query 3 O RLY? 4 DIANETICS PREVAILS! 5 Damn you're sexy... 6 Will u pee for me? 7 i ain't mad at 'cha (by 2Pac) 8 UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008 9 ICP? 10 Just something I noticed. 11 PRESS 12 wow you are a pain in the ass 13 you have no sence of humor what so ever 14 Thank god you came 15 Corvette 16 Thanks for the review! 17 UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008 18 WAS IT TOO REAL FOR YOU?!?!? 19 IP's respect my reverting powers.... 20 Cheers MRN9000 (Tilt)

[edit] One or two questions... Maybe 3 or 4.... possibly 5... oh never-mind

1. Will you pee on my article?
2. Is it VFH quality yet?
3. Are you proud of me?
4. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
5. Am I annoying yet or do I have to be redundant?
6. Am I annoying yet or do I have to be redundant?
7. Who is your favorite super-hero?
8. is this too many questions?
9. Maybe it too little questions?
10. Or just the right amount?

--Auk 02:29, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

HeHe. I'm actually just going to bed now... I will answer all these and any more questions you have tomorrow. For now... Consider starting a new article. ;-) MrN  02:31, Jul 15

Oh, just before I do hit the sack... You have read HTBFANJS have you not? Even if so... Consider reading it again. Seriously. I know of little better to encourage good reading. For now. Night. :) MrN  02:34, Jul 15

Well hopefully I answered most of your questions in the Pee Review. Regarding the wood chucking. I think it's very unlikely that a wood chuck would chuck wood, even if he was in a wooded area of a wood. I would not like to comment any further. My favourite super hero will be you if you manage to get this article featured, but as I said... Don't be to disappointed if you don't VFH is a funny thing... Also, while you are thinking of new ideas for the above article, I seriously recommend that you consider starting something new. It's easy to get "stuck" on one article, and having two different articles on the go at the same time can really help the creative process sometimes... Any more questions... Let me know. MrN  17:24, Jul 15

[edit] query

salutations, N. i was wondering if my latest pee review would qualify me to become unretired, committee-wise?--OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 20:38, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea... Well, I'm not sure if I'm really the person to ask about this, but so far as I'm concerned if you are active in Pee Review again, and intend to start reviewing again, you are more than welcome. I'm not sure about your 9.5 for concept though on that last one though! I will re-add you to the list of active reviewers... MrN  21:19, Jul 16

thanks! as far as the 9.5, i like to see the rare mainspace article about a mundane subject with encyclopedic tones that is done well (a la bears) so i get overly excited when one pops up. --OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 21:41, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] O RLY?

[1] Okay, that's funny. I'll leave it for a bit. -OptyC Sucks! cun00:33, 17 Jul

I would have left the first edit, but that would have been considered vanity... MrN  00:36, Jul 17

Hahaha. The second one's funnier anyway. You are a boob though.  :-P -OptyC Sucks! cun00:39, 17 Jul

[edit] DIANETICS PREVAILS!

YOU CAN UNDO MY EDITS ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU WILL NOT STOP DIANETICS NOW OR EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Um, OK, I stopped them. Now kindly fuck off. MrN  19:18, Jul 17

Oh man, I so hope either you or Hv emerge from VFS with the power of bannination... --UU Blah / Pee 19:22, Jul 17

HV needs it. Not me. MrN  19:42, Jul 17

[edit] Damn you're sexy...

RAPE!!! Had to be done. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 22:29, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

You have no idea whatsoever about raping virgins. There are no virgins here. At least not for very long anyway. MrN  22:33, Jul 17

[edit] Will u pee for me?

Hey SenorN, I was wondering if wou would piss on my user:Bobofosho2/Ventura, CA article.-Bobofosho2 02:49, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea, normally I'm happy to review on request Bobofosho2. As it appears that you have made this request on several other talk pages I think I might leave it for a while though. I don't really want to be reviewing something if you have already asked other people to do it. As friendly advice for the future... It's best to just ask one person to review something for you. If no one gets around to taking another look at this for you in a couple of days, I will be happy to do it then. Cheers. MrN  23:52, Jul 18

[edit] i ain't mad at 'cha (by 2Pac)

Thanks for the pic on my trite article. I don't know if you did it to make up for putting it on VFD before, but just so you know, I didn't give two shits when you did, and probably wouldn't have cared even if it did get deleted. The only reason I fought to keep it before was because at the time I only had like 5-6 articles to my name... Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. That and "nice sig" (per boobz). --So So 05:06, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Hea dude...

"Despite having been resuscitated in a trauma center and surviving a multitude of surgeries (as well the removal of a failed right lung), Shakur had gotten through the critical phase of the medical therapy NRV and had a 50% chance of pulling through.[40] Gobi So So left the medical center after being informed that Shakur trite made a 13% recovery on the sixth night.[43] While in Critical Care Unit on the afternoon of September 13, 1996, Shakur trite died of internal bleeding; doctors attempted to revive him but could not impede his hemorrhaging.[44][39]</s< His mother, <s>AfeniSo So, made the decision to tell the doctors to stop. He was pronounced dead at 4:03 p.m. (PDT)[39] KEEP! at 01:15, 17 March 2008. The official cause of death was respiratory failure and cardiopulmonary arrest in connection with multiple gunshot wounds KEEP! was "it's trite stupid". [39] Shakur's trites body was cremated.[45] Some of his ashes were later mixed with marijuana and smoked by members of Outlawz..."

WoW! Wait a second. They smoked his ashes??? Shit that's cool...

Na dude, never even really remembered that it was me who nominated it for VFD. I have been trying to clean up short pages for a while now... My first pass was to run through the 1000 shortest we have nominating that which I did not get. Trite got caught up in the crossfire and ended up on VFD. No that I have done my first pass, my going back adding pics to all of them, and adding anything I think is not worth the effort of doing so to VFD. I started at 1000 and I'm working down. Again, trite, just happened to be there. Was tricky to think of a pic for it though! ... Never held a grudge on a wiki dude... Well, I have one, but that's a different story... MrN  09:31, Jul 19

Excellent. I had completely forgotten just how compelling the "Trite on VFD" saga was. By the way, did you know that during his life 2Pac actually predicted the death of George Carlin, Enron, this site, and possibly himself? It's all in the lyrics if you study them carefully. As for me, when I die I want my ashes to be made into cake mix. I'm gonna make it one hell of a birthday party for some lucky snotbags. --So So 12:21, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Pac's best song was "Only God Can Judge Me" in my opinion. Just throwing that out... I love Tupac, in a non-homosexual way of course... Sure, let's go with that. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 12:27, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

One vote from me for "So Many Tears". --So So 13:13, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

I guess it could now be said that Trite has become notorious. Mr Smalls would approve... MrN  15:07, Jul 19

Yeah, but if Biggie approves, you know Tupac fucking hates it. So...wait, Tupac used to like it, but now doesn't because Biggie does. Yeah, I think that's generally it. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:16, 19 July 2008 (UTC)

Maybe I should write a song about trying to get Trite deleted on VFD. It would sell millions... MrN  15:18, Jul 19

[edit] UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:05, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] ICP?

Could you please re-check my article to make sure it's good? I think I've made substantial improvement.

Toby Mobias 23:35, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, I have removed the ICU for ya. Thanks for getting back to me about this. It's cool that you did. I recommend that you read BGBU there is some stuff in there which you really need to know... HTBFANJS is also really important. If you have not read that yet, make sure you do!

Well your article is still kinda random, and I'm not sure that all the bad language is helping things much either. I would suggest that you try and tone down the language, and defiantly get rid of any references to the Uncyc "popular jokes"... Especially the Your Mum stuff. We are all sick of that! I'm actually kinda struggling to see the humour in the article other than it being a bit odd, but I think we have far worse, so I'm happy to take the ICU off for ya. Just because I have though, don't stop working on this... I recommend that you look at some of our other articles on Jesus (we have loads) and try to think of something to make yours stand out from the rest. Whatever you do... PLEASE! Don't write another article on Jesus. God knows we have enough of them... It's great that you have gotten yourself an account. Welcome to Uncyc! MrN  18:29, Jul 21

[edit] Just something I noticed.

I just noticed this. I'm definitely not trying to start up any old shit, but I found this fairly interesting. So, while I was editing the requested articles section(which, by the way, I've just finished up with my first go-through, got rid of a lot of crap, but there is still much to be done to clean that place up.) I noticed that AE had said he would write Why?:Did the Chicken Cross the Road, but I'm guessing he never got to it before he left. Anyway, that article was later written by Qua, who was the same guy who ran off AE in the first place. Is there any chance that Qua chose that article strictly by coincidence? I would kind of doubt that. And, if you're wondering how I know about all about this crap, I can read. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:04, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, I don't know. I'm not sure it really matters either. The user you describe did appear to wish to try to cause trouble wherever he went, but my comment would be... No comment. In my experience the best thing to do with users who are attempting to provoke a reaction is to simply ignore them. I suggest you do the same. MrN  18:12, Jul 21

Yes, Its no big deal, just thought it was interesting, that's all. Oh well, I'm off to do some more cleaning around there. I got rid of a lot of garbage in that old place, but there are still cobwebs, and broken glass, and its hard to find stuff. WooHoo! Something for me to do until I come up with a half-decent concept for an article. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:16, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Cool. I just took a look through UN:REQ actually. Looks like you have already done a lot to improve the page to me... Nice job. Like I said before, it's awesome that someone who knows what they are doing is taking care of this... I think you could probably actually hack it back a bit more if you wanted to. Looks like there are still some random titles in there which I don't think anyone will ever write, but I think what you have done is awesome. I'm also really looking forward to seeing your next article, I really enjoyed the last one you did. Nice narration too... :-) MrN  18:35, Jul 21

Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm going through writer's block right now, its just coming up with a good idea for an article. Once I get one, I'll write just fine. However, looking through the request page actually gave me a few that I will probably try and do. I've only gotten rid of 100,000 kilobytes of information there, so yeah, I think some hacking has been done. I think I'll go through and see if I can redirect some of the pages next and re-categorize some of it, then go through with more hacking. After that, honestly, I think some thought should be put in to cleaning the place up by more than just deleting. I dunno, just some thoughts running through my head. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:41, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Cool... If you do any redirects, the good ones to redirect are those which someone is likely to type into the search box, and those which have a lot of links when you look at the "what links here" (from the menu on the left). You would need to get the edit page up, and hit the "what links here" button. If there are few links maybe don't bother... You knew that though I'm sure... Yea... GET WRITING! MrN  18:45, Jul 21

[edit] PRESS

hello there N. just a hungry USP junior reporter looking for an interviewee. in that vein...do you have any comment on 1) the count to a million project and its absurd pointlessness / innovative insight, and 2) the most recent return of Gerrycheevers and his chances for still being around come august? --OfficerGerrycheeversKunTalk 19:31, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Good day. Regarding count to a million, that forum is most surely not pants. In fact, I think I wrote a Pointless Paradox about a similar thing... The forum is a great place for people to be creative and I personally hope it runs forever. It did need archiving though, and I think the archive pages should be protected. Regarding MrGerrycheevers, I predict a string of glorious USP contributions interspersed with some quality Pee Reviews. Although I suspect MrGerrycheevers may wander in and out of Uncyc from time to time, I think he will be around for a long time to come, and am willing to bet everything Cajek owns to that effect. On that note, feel free to call me MrN. Only Cajek Chucks that one at me, and he has yet to figure out the true story... MrN  19:48, Jul 21

[edit] wow you are a pain in the ass

and i dont find you funny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Chullage (talk • contribs)

WoW, thanks for the complement. It's awesome when people show their appreciation for my work, normally people do not understand my humour, and it's great that you did!

I assume that you are talking about the ICU I added. Well...

That's fair enough then... Basically, we have a system whereby if a user (such as myself) notices an article which could potentially be deleted we put one of those templates onto it so that it will not be for 7 days. That's 7 days from the last time you edit it. You can read about it here. As I said on the ICU, it's not an insult, but an indication that you just need to work on it some more. This is a humour wiki, and I thought that your article was likely to be deleted, so I put the ICU on it to give you a chance to improve it. I will re-add the ICU to the article, and you can rest assured that if you remove the ICU again it will be deleted as a result. Rather than going around talking crap on talk pages, why not improve your article. Have fun... MrN  19:59, Jul 21

[edit] you have no sence of humor what so ever

you arent a fan of the game? dont know the story? To bad. It seems you also like to put a "work more" title on every article you go to, not just mine. And your page sucks. Hey why not to give it a time for improve it? And them if its not enought it will be deleted :) Now leave me and the rest of the people alone

Um, I did put a "work more" template on it. That is what that ICU thing does. What you have asked me to do is exactly what I have done. What's the problem? I also suggest you read BGBU... MrN  20:15, Jul 21

Its a crazy dictatorship around here isn't it?

Yes. --Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 20:26, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Cheers RDB! Um... Why is this a dictatorship? Have you actually bothered to read our beginners guide or any of the links which were put on your talk page when you arrived? We are not a "dictatorship" but we do not keep every article which is created. I'm sure you appreciate that if we did keep everything our readers might not enjoy reading the wiki so much. We have a system which allows you to improve your article. I suggest you use it. Please read BGBU before replying to this post, and... Have fun! MrN  20:28, Jul 21

but i read it before! Have you been correcting the article? Mean mine

You will find people are nicer to you around here if you are nicer to them. If you have read BGBU then you will know about the construction template... Maybe you need to read it again. I also recommend HTBFANJS. It's not an insult (like that ICU is not) and it's well worth a look. Also, it's time you started to sign you posts with ~~~~ so that your name appears on the page. Where you write stuff. Just go improve your article will ya? MrN  20:51, Jul 21

Except for me. The nicer you are to me, the meaner I am to you: It's a terrible strategy.   ~   Cajek! <22:58, 21 Jul 2008>

Yea, except that Cajek guy... Fucker. Do I get pie now? MrN  23:00, Jul 21

I can has pie? Ballbag! Sir Orian57Talk 23:38 21 July 2008

Stop stalking me. I'm not going to have sex with you Orian. MrN  23:43, Jul 21

Once was enough! Never agian. Sir Orian57Talk 23:54 21 July 2008

Why arent you nice to Orion?

Because he's menopausal. Actually we're just carrying on, around here mostly everything needs to be taken less seriously than in reality. And one more thing. It's OriAn There's an A, remember that as there is also a guy called Orion around here, you'll confuse us. Tatty biaz! Sir Orian57Talk 16:02 22 July 2008

ahh ok lol --Chullage 16:16, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Wait, this isn't the panty raid party? Fuck... --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 16:19, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Why would you want to raid panties? There's nothing of any interest or value in them. Oh you're straight? Gross! Sir Orian57Talk 16:22 22 July 2008

So, would a gay guy go on Boxers raids, or Briefs raids? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:36, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Haha! MrN goes on pants raids. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:37, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Well to be perfectly honest I don't have a preference for one kind of underwear over another. No underwear is always better. Esspecially socks! Take off your god damned SOCKS!Sir Orian57Talk 16:39 22 July 2008

I love socks. Hmmm....as long as you didn't go with Man-Thong, which I've decided is not a good look for anyone. Not that I look or anything.... Uh, I'm gunna go talk to my girlfriend now. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:42, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Aww look, Woody has an imaginary friend. Sir Orian57Talk 16:47 22 July 2008

...... I...burn. I just got an Orian Burn. I'm guuna go kill myself now. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:53, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

But... But we used lube! Damn it let's sue instead! Sir Orian57Talk 16:55 22 July 2008

GET OF MY BLOODY LAWN! Pesky kids. If I ever catch the one who let my tyres down... MrN  20:39, Jul 22

It's spelled "tires" you weird english git! -OptyC Sucks! cun20:52, 22 Jul

Stick you head up a dead bears bum. I almost for got for a second there. Dam you aMERICANS... MrN  20:56, Jul 22

Stick my head up a...well, that sounds more entertaining than watching soccer, I mean, football anyway. -OptyC Sucks! cun21:02, 22 Jul

0_o you Americans... Oh and I never touched your car old man! and If you hit me I'l do you for assault on a minor! =P (playing on our worse than useles justice system there, I is cleverer.) Sir Orian57Talk 21:29 22 July 2008

Assault on a minor? Shit, I bet you'd do him for a beer and an insincere compliment! =P -OptyC Sucks! cun21:38, 22 Jul

This is a minor edit. Also. Stop sitting on my fence! Have you kids got nothing better to do? Go smash up a telephone box or something? Orian, I'm not going to have sex with you. MrN  21:44, Jul 22

As it happens I don't drink (alcahol before you get smart), I would like an insincere compliment though. As for sex... no. You have brests, you're just not my type sorry. Opty seems quite into brests though, go tell him how much you don't want to have sex. Sir Orian57Talk 01:42 23 July 2008

[edit] Thank god you came

The shit was overflowing all over VFD. I was about to take out my gumboots. ~ 20:51, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Looks like I missed a bit of a party over there with that Slappy's Angels thing.... MrN  20:53, Jul 22

Indeed, I was about to distribute god's word amongst the heathens. ~ 20:55, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Guess I have better go vote on it all.... gwax should have sorted it himself really, a word before making the noms would have made a difference to the level of general chaos... But I guess this is what VFD is for... MrN  21:02, Jul 22

Hey, VFD is the most I can do. He pretty much told me to. Blame him for all drama. Plus, that wasn't even half of it. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 21:54, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

Drama? Na, I can't see any. Looks like the whole thing is resolved now... We all understand what is going on, and let's just leave it at that... MrN  21:57, Jul 22

Well, should I VFD the rest? I think someone else should. The guy now hates me. --Dexter111344 Complain here... Vote here today! 22:00, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

You mean the stuff which is here? and Template:Slappy's_Angels... Is there other stuff? Right now, I would advice against any more VFD noms. The poor guy has had one hell of a kick in the balls there, and maybe if we give him a bit of time he might improve the ones which are left a bit.

An option which you could take if you want to... Put a copy of it all into my VFD list (at the bottom) and remove it from yours. I will take care of it... You go onto VFDing the other (less slappy related) stuff... You are dam good at that... Lesson learned here perhaps? If ever we do a whole sale nomination like this on VFD again, I think we should have a word with the user in question beforehand to explain what is going on. Also, we need to be very careful not to be flippant in what we say when making our nominations. I am guilty of this myself I know... It's not really such an issue when we are talking about and IP which has not been seen since 2005, but if it's a current active user, we need to be REALLY careful with our words... MrN  22:15, Jul 22

Unless it's something by that Optimuschris guy. His stuff is all shit and he needs to hear it. -OptyC Sucks! cun22:18, 22 Jul

It's true. He does suck. I think that's why Orian likes him so much... MrN  22:22, Jul 22

Wrong! I suck. I've no idea what the rest of this conversation is about but I'd just thought I'd drop that in. Sir Orian57Talk 16:54 23 July 2008

[edit] Corvette

Howdy! Would you be down to pee review my Corvette article?

Sure... I assume that's you ShuaDaddy... Don't forget to log in, or I will hack your IP address... ;-) MrN  18:01, Jul 23

[edit] Thanks for the review!

Dood, you are awesome, very insightful review.

A couple things, on the suggestion of not using the word cock: the point of that, was that all of those "big cock" references are taken from the fact that the said motors were called "big block" engines. I thought that was kind of a funny play on it. What do you think? Also, the line about about the unorthodox use of the corvette, was a reference to the rear-insertion (like now it's used for anal, which is "unorthodox"), any suggestions on how that could be made more obvious? I thought it was because I was talking about the 'all holes' model.

And on the dildo thing, I always thought of the Corvette as a prosthetic penis (as mentioned in the outline) and, since a strap-on dildo, IS a prosthetic penis, I thought it was perfect. Let me know what you think.

I will start playing more with prose and formatting.

Again, thanks for your review, it was great.

ShuaDaddy 3:36 AM

Hea, no problem... Ahh, I get the big block thing now... Yea, it's a tricky one. I see where you are cuming from, and I'm not too sure what to recommend. I think perhaps the big block thing might be missed by many readers. I guess it depends if you want this article to appeal a lot to the people who really know the cars or if you want this to do as well as possible should it be nominated for VFH... Unfortunately the two usually are not the same thing. What would be very funny to people who know a subject very well, might not prove that popular with the masses in general. Maybe if you linked cock to Cock block it might get the joke over, but still a lot of people might miss it. You get where I'm cumming from I guess... On that subject... You could make the whole thing a bit more double entendre. I'm British though, so I would say that! I do think it would work a bit better if you played on the actual penis enlargement thing rather than the dildo thing so much... Like I said, I think it might actually be more funny if you do it from a point of view that the car does actually make your penis bigger. To me, that's a more subtle way of taking the piss, but I think it would be picked up on by most readers. The fact that you have to explain the jokes is your biggest issue I guess... Edit it a bit, and let me know... I will take another look at it when you have. :-) MrN  23:10, Jul 23

[edit] UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008