User talk:Mrthejazz

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Contents 1 Welcome 2 UnNews:Pluto totally dissed 3 Audio-defilement 4 Burn in hell for your sin 5 UnNews:Wanna cut in line? Denounce your religion 6 Upside Down 7 sig check 8 Xmas Mail 9 Sig pic 10 Thanks! 11 Thank You 12 Right-o, Thanking Commences 13 Quack. 14 Appreciation noted 15 Dead good

[edit] Welcome

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[edit] UnNews:Pluto totally dissed

Sorry, it's badly formatted, which is fixable, but the article is not funny, just stupid, so I QVFD'd it. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:41, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

I vaguely remember it being pretty bad. I weep for your disappointment, but I shed tears of joy if you learned something... or I learned something... or... something. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 21:39, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Audio-defilement

Thanks for the way cool feedback on my rendering of "Cheap Rip-off of the Onion," Sources say. The article was not what I expected either, based solely on the title. If you have any ideas for a running gag, or whatever, I'll be happy to entertain the thoughts in my Wet-Vaporware. In return for your (athletic) support, I bless you. Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:37, 20 July 2006 (UTC)

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

[edit] Burn in hell for your sin

So, I see Tompkins deleted your article... That's ok... Only, I had another look at it, and behold what I saw...

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And THAT's just a single admin. MoneySign did it. She also gave me this NRV. Yet I'm somehow the one who's going to burn in hell for my sins (hopefully). Doesn't make much sense, does it? Oh well, what do I care? I'm going to hell!
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"MoneySign did it. She also"...? She? SHE?!? S H E ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? RAAAAH!!
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Well, despite what my very kind and loving nature may suggest, I'm male. ^_^ Have a good one and take care! XXXXX Xx-⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|MDA|+S 19:00, 16 July 2006 (UTC)-xX

Take a bow, Mrs MoneySign. You bring death, and destruction to all that you touch. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

[edit] UnNews:Wanna cut in line? Denounce your religion

Severian has awarded you a ginormous chocolate chip cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 23:27, 21 September 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Upside Down

i dont think its going to work, and ive been told it has been done before, unless you've got a way of doing it and flipping the whole article upside down. --Braydie 00:05, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

ooh, didnt think of that, ill have to write the article normally then. thanks --Braydie 00:10, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

yeah she is, much credit to you though, yeah that is a shame, hopefully the admins will notice it or something so they could give their insight. another thing i cant get round is that the links don't work, but i think its pretty good as ive only been on here for 3/4 days :D --Braydie 00:38, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] sig check

There we go. mrthejazz (please talk to me i'm lonely.) 02:44, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

TOO BIG!! --Micoolio101 ^{(whine • vandalism)} 00:02, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Xmas Mail

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Sig pic

Although your sig looks like it's the right size, resizing the image that way means the browser has to call the whole image. Which is obviously a Bad Thing. Please resize the image physically, then upload it for your sig. Or you can make a thumbnail somewhere, and link to that instead (the thumb is saved on the server at the new size, so you can link to the small version). I can help with this if you need it. Thanks -- sannse esnnas 13:11, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

I've uploaded a small version and added it to your sig. I hope it looks OK to you. The thumb trick means you link to the small version on the server, so you don't see the thumb box - but no matter, this way works too. Let me know if you want any changes, I adjusted the contrast a little, but maybe you don't think that's an improvement -- sannse esnnas 08:36, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

Hey, I just wanted to thank you personally for the comments you left for Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder. I'm thrilled that you enjoyed the article so much. It was an amazing experience to see the vote numbers climb and to finally see the article featured, and it's even more amazing to me that there are still people out there like you who continue to compliment the work even after the voting is done. While writing the articles is quite fun in of itself, the real satisfaction is gained from knowing that people are reading and enjoying them. This whole day has just been incredible thanks to support from people like you. Thank you so much! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 02:02, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You

[edit] Right-o, Thanking Commences

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:00, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Quack.

Thanks for your vote in Writer of the Month. It really means a lot to me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:12, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Appreciation noted

You're most welcome for the little I did to "enhance" your article. I sort of consider it my job, in lieu of doing anything useful with my life. As for putting it up as a lead story, I call them as I see them. Thanks for contributing, and many happy returns, I hope. Cheers! Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:54, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Dead good

You might like to know that Cajek nominated Necrophiliphobia for feature. Good luck! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:41, 11 July 2008 (UTC)