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Contents 1 Welcome to UnNews 1.1 the important stuff about UnNews articles 2 Thanks 3 Merry Christmas 4 Merry Xmas! 5 Bill Bennett 6 I'm terribly sorry 7 I'm terribly thankful

[edit] Welcome to UnNews

I think you've fallen through the cracks, and I owe you one of these:

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 19:41, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, Zim. Though my work to date at Unnews consists of nothing more than adding links or categories, maybe this will inspire me to do more.:-) --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 21:55, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Hey Ned! Saw your kind words on RYA, and all I can say is that I always have (and still do) appreciate your saucy humour and completely easy going nature about everything, even when some of your own pet articles and creations were at stake from administrative B.S. Don't change.  :) Bonus points for still coming in to work regularly, while boneheads like me go A.W.O.L. for months on end.

Todd_Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

P.S. I'd be remiss if I didn't congratulate you on this, your anniversary. Two whole years at Uncyclopedia! Woo hoo!!!  :)

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 10:48, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Where did the time go? I wonder how many of us will still be here in 10 or 20 years. No doubt Uncyclopedia, itself will be, though, even in the event of a nuclear holocaust, some alien race will step in & take over! :)--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 16:59, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

I saw something on RYA, too, and I really appreciate it! :) » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.09.30.18:37

[edit] Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:13, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Naughtyned! ~ Ye Olde Luke

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bill Bennett

Ned, I'm thinking of doing some rewrite tinkering with teh Bill Bennett article. Would you mind if I gave it a go? Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:44, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I would be happy for you to make some additions to it. I wouldn't mind a few changes, as long as it wasn't a complete overhaul. What did you have in mind? --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 21:07, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm thinking about playing up the hypocrite a bit more, you know, do as I say, not as I do. As for the asking first part - I generally will do that if the article makes sense and is coherent. However if it were a complete waste (as was Oprah Winfrey) and vfd, I just go ahead rip it to shreds. Luckily, yours is one that I wish to augment ;-) I'm in the plotting stages - if I can get my mind to get in gear I'm hoping to do something by this weekend. Is there anything you would like me to try? Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:15, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

You could do more with the gambling thing, I could only think of one sentence to write about that. I also read in the Wikipedia article on Bennett that he went on a blind date with Janis Joplin - I'm sure there's comic gold to be mined there! --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 22:39, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Know we know why she OD'd. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:58, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] I'm terribly sorry

but there's no cure. It's a lifelong affliction. Sir Modusoperandi 20:12, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

That's OK, I think I was already infected.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 20:18, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Whew! That's a load off my mind. Sir Modusoperandi 20:25, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] I'm terribly thankful

Hello, this is ike, one of the Admins in Japanese Uncyclopedia. Thanks a lot for the advice in the Japanese article "Weed". I replied to your question in the discussion page, so plz take a look. Thank you.--ike（Talk / Cntrbtns） 18:00, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Thank you. I did get a chance to read your response at Ansaikuropedia.[1]--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 19:24, 1 June 2008 (UTC)