User talk:Orian57

[edit] Yird

oooooooooooooooooO!!

  ~   Cajek! <17:36, 20 Jul 2008>

What the fuck!? Sir Orian57Talk 18:07 20 July 2008

For an explanation, please visit the following pages:

• this
• this
• this
• aaaaaaaaaaaaand this

or I could just go "rape rape rape" all over your talk page   ~   Cajek! <18:11, 20 Jul 2008>

[edit] Heh

Orian? Doing maintenance? Next thing you know, you'll be up for VFS! ;) Seriusly though, keep up the good work (and damn Cajek for beating me, I would have been a lot more subtle). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [20/07 20:07]

Yeah I do prefer some subtlety. Actually Yettie offered to nom me for sysop but like U.U I just can't be bothered (You totaly deserve it, tank man). Maybe in a few months as I just don't do Qvfd and such very often. To be honest I only did that one cos I thought you'd see it and get the joke (I mean for 42 he's not looking too bad). Anways we'll see. Want to prove this mstical RotM curse wrong first anyway. Sir Orian57Talk 21:12 20 July 2008

I just can't be bothered? Dude, you have me so wrong there! The next 2 months will see my edit count dwindle as I have a shitload to do, and then I have almost a month break lined up. So it's a really bad time to nom me. I'll be back with a vengeance after my break, and then... whatever happens, happens! In the meantime, all of the guys who made it through to the final round would be highly deserving in my opinion, and I'll be happy whichever of them emerges with a banstick from the whole process. --UU Blah / Pee 11:06, Jul 22

Oh I didn't mean it literally! Sorry! No it's just I Don't have a good excuse so making some one else out to be as lazy as me was best I could do. Sorry! I really didn't mean anything by it. Sir Orian57Talk 13:43 22 July 2008

[edit] HELP ?

i recently had one of my articles deleted because i left a work in progress tag in it and i couldnt edit it because my internet connection was down.

do you know how i can restore this article ? thanks ! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by P.A.V-e (talk • contribs)

Ask an Admin to restore the article to your userspace. Better yet if you go to the page that was deleted you should be able to find the exact admin that deleated it. Also don't forget to sign your posts with four tidles (~~~~). Sir Orian57Talk 14:44 23 July 2008

[edit] HELP ?

your gaY. Also I liked our little exchange before and would like to make further opportunities for inane innuendos in the future, Good day! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:47, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Can't you read my rules? I mean you're not even asking me for help you just came to insult me. Though I geuss I made that one for Yettie mostly. And yes I too thought our banter was rather fun. Untill now. Gay with a capital "Y". You've just gone too far *shakes head in disgust*. Good day to you sir! /replaces monicle and leaves Sir Orian57Talk 15:04 23 July 2008

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[edit] Dude

Please stop making a mess of that forum. We got your opinion the first time you said it, there was no need to say the same thing 3 or 4 more times. Actually what you are doing over there is making it less likely that we will get a good debate going. I'm sure you don't want that. Looks like you are just about the only person who thinks it's a bad idea, and I can only suggest that you read the debate through again. To me what you have written ignores the point completely. IT'S AN OPTION!!! If people want to use it they can. If they do, they will get their review done more quickly. If they want a longer review they can have that instead. :-) I'm almost inclined to ask you to clean some of your repeated comments out of the forum, but I guess it's not really a problem. Dude... I understand that you disagree, but let's not have a private debate in-front of the whole VD... MrN  11:15, Jul 25

Sorry. I know it's an option I just think it's an unnescessary one and potentially confusing for new users (they end up getting mixed messages about how PEEING is ment to work) as they rarely know what they're doing anyway. was just responding to the example as that was something new, I do want a discussion over there as I wanna know if I'm wrong. Well whatever I'll shut up abaout it and go to bed. And I dunno who Inebriated is, aparently a sock of someone. Night night. Sir Orian57Talk 11:28 25 July 2008

You are going to bed? I got it into my head that you were in the UK! Here's a thought though... You know all those guys we get giving out short reviews now right? The ones we tell to go read UN:PRG who then bugger off, and we never hear from them again? Well now, we can point them in the direction of "quick pees", and tell them not to do "full pees" until they are ready to take it more seriously... Would you not like that? MrN  11:51, Jul 25

I was up all night. And yeah I guess.