User talk:Orian57/archive2
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RAEPAGE!
YOUR TALK PAGE GOT RAEPAGE! HA HA..now I have it's virginity and I'll only give it back for that lollipop and $3.96! Ha ha!! /me sticks out tongue - 21:14 25 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Oh you monster! How could you!? How could you!? I thought we were friends? Oh well, i'm sure she'll get over it. Here is you're lollipop and your ransom money. have anice day. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
21:24, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
CMC
Beg a ya pardon, mister, but why is a gentlemanly fine sir like you not in the honourable establishment of the Cow Moo Cult? Beg a ya pardon sir, I just had to ask it, sir. Doesn't a fine gentleman like you, sir, worship the gentle cows? Oh won' ya sign up, sir, my mother's deading in a workhouse and the cows need everything they can get, sir. My father's already died, sir, and so a ma two step fathers, sir. Beg a ya pardon sir, won't you please join up? My babbee sister would be awful happy, she's almost dead now with TB. And me 6 year old brother, who just a come down wiv cholera - awful disease, beg a ya pardon, sir. Oh won't you please join up, sir, be a ya paron. If only for your rep'ootaion, if nuting else? Sir I fear me two youngest sis'ers ar gonna die on me sir, and then where would i be, sir? Me oldest sister already dropped dead wiv typhoon, see. She earned little munneee for us lot, here, now we ain't got nothing. And every nigh' te big man come in a rapes us all, silly, mister. Please, won't you sing up, mister?
- 12:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Congratulations! You have two titles which are exactly the saeme!
Welcome Orian57 to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!
You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.
Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!
I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.
Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!
Bi-bi- 16:29 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- Why do i get the feeling i didn't really know What i was getting myself into? is this going to be like that time i signed up to the boy scouts??? Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 16:34, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Maybe just a little bit... We go around spamming people's userpages with sections which are named the same things and make people change their talk page rules just for us. All you actually have to do is watch-list that page. Oh and for extra brownie points you can take the initiative and do random things for the CMC. If you check the CMC Parliament you may find a few jobs you could do that would earn you some serious cow mooage respect. - 16:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You should be honered, it takes real skill to have laws changed solely because of you. though judging by our forum discussion you probably already have had several laws changed. and yeah this CMC thing looks fun. it may take a back seat when it comes to PEEING but i'll see what i can do. Also, HV is calling us names! What we have is special! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:05, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- HV's calling us names? I've got to see this...WHERE WHERE WHERE? - 17:13 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- On his talk page. The evil, evil, man. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:15, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- Oh yes, I found it. - 17:25 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- By the way, if you haven't seen this yet, look ye here. It's a template for whoring, so people don't get upset they're being whored to and instead laugh at it and go "oooh ahh that's pretty". Also, if you use this to whore to someone the ONLY (and I mean ONLY) thing you need to add to their page is:
{{subst:User:YesTimeToEdit/cmc/signup|Orian57}}. It adds all the rest, including the section title, for you. Isn't that clever? - 19:00 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE- But what if they already have a title by that name? what will i do then? and yeah, i think i might include this as part of my welcom message as i am about to create one to welcome new users with. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:11, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
- If they have a title of that name someone else's already whored to them! Also, you're joining the welcoming committee? - 19:16 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- But what if they already have a title by that name? what will i do then? and yeah, i think i might include this as part of my welcom message as i am about to create one to welcome new users with. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- By the way, if you haven't seen this yet, look ye here. It's a template for whoring, so people don't get upset they're being whored to and instead laugh at it and go "oooh ahh that's pretty". Also, if you use this to whore to someone the ONLY (and I mean ONLY) thing you need to add to their page is:
- Oh yes, I found it. - 17:25 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- On his talk page. The evil, evil, man. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- HV's calling us names? I've got to see this...WHERE WHERE WHERE? - 17:13 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
- You should be honered, it takes real skill to have laws changed solely because of you. though judging by our forum discussion you probably already have had several laws changed. and yeah this CMC thing looks fun. it may take a back seat when it comes to PEEING but i'll see what i can do. Also, HV is calling us names! What we have is special! Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- Maybe just a little bit... We go around spamming people's userpages with sections which are named the same things and make people change their talk page rules just for us. All you actually have to do is watch-list that page. Oh and for extra brownie points you can take the initiative and do random things for the CMC. If you check the CMC Parliament you may find a few jobs you could do that would earn you some serious cow mooage respect. - 16:54 26 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
I'm a better...
...welcomer than you! Look how many "peeps" I've been welcoming. Impressive, huh? Damn right it is! Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 19:28 27 May
- say something funny on HV's talk page i can't think of anything and i don't want him thinking we've stopped.And i only welcome when i can everytime i look all the new people have been welcomed... Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 19:33, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Adotpion...
Hey Orian, I've recommended to people two you for adoption, a person called Baseball16 and someone (Rather awesomely named) Nacky. I think you could do well for them. - [07:48 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Like he said...I'm a beginner, alhough I've actually been here since around 2005 (I think that's when I found Uncyclopedia) and I've already put up some articles. My best being Zodiak and Wizwang of Ooze, I also did a vanity page but it's now lurking in my UserSpace or somewhere..but there are some articles I could use some help with. Like The Right Stuff and I did help edit about a dozen other articles. I like to tidy up sometimes. Don't get used to it. Like Gwax, I'm lazy. I began another article on The 4400, and there should be wikis of "Not Good", "Not Bad" and maybe one called "The Wrong Stuff". Just, you know, to make even more UnContent for Uncyclopedia and the Great Potato. Nacky 07:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- I shall be more than happy to adopt you Nacky! and Baseball too if you're listening. i kinda did the same as you. came here posted something and then left for a little while. that's why the clock on my userpage says almost 6 months. in reality it's about 3. basically i can try and help you out with things and i'd be more than happy to Pee review your articles (though we have to go through the proper channels as i need to keep my numbers up and show boomer just how wrong he is.) if you're wanting fancy wiki formatting all i can do is refer you back to Yettie though; you're not catholic are you? got no problem with having two dads? good. so yeah consider your self adopted. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 09:42, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- I shall be more than happy to adopt you Nacky! and Baseball too if you're listening. i kinda did the same as you. came here posted something and then left for a little while. that's why the clock on my userpage says almost 6 months. in reality it's about 3. basically i can try and help you out with things and i'd be more than happy to Pee review your articles (though we have to go through the proper channels as i need to keep my numbers up and show boomer just how wrong he is.) if you're wanting fancy wiki formatting all i can do is refer you back to Yettie though; you're not catholic are you? got no problem with having two dads? good. so yeah consider your self adopted. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
I could put up articles all over the place if I had the time, believe me! You should read my parody of The Phantom of the Opera (CHING! Wow, just had myself an idea!) anyway...no, not a Catholic. Not even any religion, actually. I tend to be more on the side of the 'There is no God' theory but I know someone's up there waiting for me to wander off into the woods. I know there are no werewolves but sometimes you hear things, you see things, you watch a movie about werewolves and from then on you know that the woods is not a good place to be, in case the legends are true. Chupacabra is scary...but not as scary, and you know...OH MAN! Sorry for going way off topic. Anyway, thanks for adopting me. I shall now commence with being a part of the family. When are we going camping? Nacky 10:10, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- You'll have no camping trips, sonny-(or daughtery)-Jim until your dad's sorted out his drink problem. - [10:16 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- S'not my fault. s'drink, good for you. What'dya want, boy!? /smack. oh no this'll be HV's Talk page all over again, the house of domestic abuse. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 10:19, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- *cheery music starts and a camera pans down across a clapping audience* This is Domestic Abuse, with me YTTE and fabulous Orian! Today's guest star: Nacky and later on we'll be catching up with Hv, to see what he thought of last week's show! - [10:21 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- S'not my fault. s'drink, good for you. What'dya want, boy!? /smack. oh no this'll be HV's Talk page all over again, the house of domestic abuse. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
- If it's just Hv (whoever the hell that is) then why should I run? Is he a werewolf? Some days it just don't pay to ask myself if I feel lucky. Nacky 10:30, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Oh sorry, you may not have been following this (that is where it began) and this (untill most recent) no i didn't mean run form HV (Heerenveen) i meant run from Yettie's talk show! quickly before the crowd starts shouting and rioting!
- Anyway. i need to go eat and sit an exam, so if you've got questions dump them here and i'll get to them later. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 11:04, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- If it's just Hv (whoever the hell that is) then why should I run? Is he a werewolf? Some days it just don't pay to ask myself if I feel lucky. Nacky 10:30, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
Okay I just checked the one link you gave, and followed it until my brain started hurting. Is YTTE a girlfriend of yours? I know it's none of my business but since you are my new dad and all... Nacky 12:33, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- NO!! (I think I said that a bit too enthusiastically, but...I mean Orian...eww!) I've never met him in my life, and also I'm not a girl, thank you very much! That was a bit of random comedy roleplay...I've got a real girlfriend (well I paid her for it, but it's still "real" right) and Orian's got that mop of his. - [12:53 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- As he says that was just a bit of fun. and as it happens i'm not esspecially interested in girls - seriously have you not looked at my user page yet? and Yettie isn't a girl Yet, are ya hon? also HV's archive may take a little while to get through but it was fun writing it (and may help you understand some of the insults me and yettie may throw at each other). i think it's over now though. but Me and him are planning to make up a thing where people can do that improvisational/roleplay stuff (see below). ehanyway... actually i think that's about it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog| 17:39, 28 May 2008 (UTC)
- As he says that was just a bit of fun. and as it happens i'm not esspecially interested in girls - seriously have you not looked at my user page yet? and Yettie isn't a girl Yet, are ya hon? also HV's archive may take a little while to get through but it was fun writing it (and may help you understand some of the insults me and yettie may throw at each other). i think it's over now though. but Me and him are planning to make up a thing where people can do that improvisational/roleplay stuff (see below). ehanyway... actually i think that's about it. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|
I looked at your userpage, but maybe I didn't look close enough, so I'm sorry that I didn't notice anything. Not that it matters. I'm your adopted daughter now and we can go shopping and do things together. I consider myself very lucky. I could have been adopted by someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things in life. And sorry that I thought that YTTE was my mum. Just like any dysfunctional family, I obviously belong here. I mean ever since meeting you two, I've been confused, my brain turned into oatmeal, been signed up for a cult, been fed some strange food, asked to wear a custom sig so...thanks you guys! I truly feel like one of the family! Nacky 23:50, 28 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Oh are you a girl?? you seriously need some userboxes or something for identifying stuff like that (I tend to find stuff like that useful anyway, it is up to you how much you want to say.) other wise people will call you 'he' or 'Boy' (or are you?) i'm very confused now, to be fair it's kinda late. and as for thinking Yettie was my girlfriend: that made my day that did! i think that's all for now, like i say; any questions and just leave them here (in a new section maybe) and i'll get back to you.Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57
- Yes, I'm a girl. The name Nacky should kinda point that out. Ha ha. And glad to make your day! :) I aim to please. I hope YTTE wasn't put out too much but I didn't know what YTTE was and now I'm strangely attracted to him. Not that I'll flirt with YTTE because he does have a
hookergirlfriend already. I don't know what to do with userboxes. I looked at the page you linked there and I didn't see any of them that were gender designated. Further I don't even have a fancy sig for the four tildes after my name. That is how far behind I am with Uncyclopedia. Nacky 06:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky (no fancy thingy here :( )- Hey Nacky feel free to flirt with me - we can be like that Austrian guy and his daughter but in a less severe way. - [07:06 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- What Austrian guy? You mean, Arnold Schwartzeneggar? Mind you, my flirting style is strange. I'll meet up with you on the Ley Lines for a bit of time distortion on Muggles, just for a laugh, ya know. I'm here in the Ozarks, so there's a dark fortress landing here. It boggles the mind. Soon you will be sleepy. Winky winky, flirty flirty. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:27, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- /me backs away slowly See this is the sort of thing that makes you think "why didn't they just ban Uncyclopedia?" — this sort of insanity. I mean look what it does to poor, demented people like you, Nacky! You know you can now buy anti-Uncyclopedia drugs, now? They're meant to untwist your mind after having been on Uncyclopedia. They don't work. Uncyclopedia has this way of making your brain turned to mashed up glue with a hint of spice. :-) And yes Nacky "winky, wink, flirty flirty" to you too. - [07:41 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- What Austrian guy? You mean, Arnold Schwartzeneggar? Mind you, my flirting style is strange. I'll meet up with you on the Ley Lines for a bit of time distortion on Muggles, just for a laugh, ya know. I'm here in the Ozarks, so there's a dark fortress landing here. It boggles the mind. Soon you will be sleepy. Winky winky, flirty flirty. — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:27, 29 May 2008 (UTC)Nacky
- Are you trying to tell me that you've taken anti-uncyclopedia pills and that they didn't work? Try not to sniff the glue...no matter how many brains is passed out around here (passed-out brains, now there's a thought) so who is the Austrian guy? And backing away slowly makes me frightened. Please tell me that isn't a werewolf you're seeing behind me. I'm not looking, I'm just booking! — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- I tried the anti-Uncyclopedia pill, yes. *hangs head in shame* They didn't work, I tell ya. They didn't work! This Austrian guy was the guy who lived in this house and kept his daughter in his basement.... - [08:01 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Hey nacky? are you still around? He is a bit of a freek isn't he? Yettie, this is embarrassing, I need help with my sig. the time isn't working properly. I want it orange small and in ittalics so I tried <font color=orange><small>''{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}''</small></font> but that doesn't work, it keeps saying Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags. what does this mean and how do sort it? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 13:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
- Hey nacky? are you still around? He is a bit of a freek isn't he? Yettie, this is embarrassing, I need help with my sig. the time isn't working properly. I want it orange small and in ittalics so I tried <font color=orange><small>''{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}''</small></font> but that doesn't work, it keeps saying Invalid raw signature; check HTML tags. what does this mean and how do sort it? Have Fun!MuCal.
- I tried the anti-Uncyclopedia pill, yes. *hangs head in shame* They didn't work, I tell ya. They didn't work! This Austrian guy was the guy who lived in this house and kept his daughter in his basement.... - [08:01 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Hey Nacky feel free to flirt with me - we can be like that Austrian guy and his daughter but in a less severe way. - [07:06 29 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Yes, I'm a girl. The name Nacky should kinda point that out. Ha ha. And glad to make your day! :) I aim to please. I hope YTTE wasn't put out too much but I didn't know what YTTE was and now I'm strangely attracted to him. Not that I'll flirt with YTTE because he does have a