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RE: Final Girl

Hey Orion! Thankyou for reviewing my article, Final Girl. I didn't write it in my account because I hadn't signed in, lol. I will revise it as you have asked, and thanks. Youve been really helpful. -Blammo77 00:33, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

You're very welcome. Also when talking on people's talk page be sure to leave a heading (as I have just put in) so it keeps with normal formatting and observe other formatting rituals like indenting with colons (:) (unless it's the first post under the header) you indent with one more colon than the previous speaker (unless the indenting is getting ridiculous then it sometimes becomes one less). Yeah if you ever need help with stuff you can come ask me, if you want I could officially adopt you, and yeah good luck with the article I thought it was a good one! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:42 21 June 2008
Oh and seriously its Orian. A remember. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:42 21 June 2008

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!

June 19whenever-th, 2008 • Issue 8

UnSignpost abandoned by creators!

by UU

Uncyclopedia's popular newspaper/tacky tabloid rag (delete according to preference) the UnSignpost - already floundering following the loss of founding editor Dr. Skullthumper - has been dealt another, possibly fatal blow, with the news that popular feature-machine and international diplomat Cajek has not been arsed to edit the latest issue. When thursday June 19th dawned without the by-now-traditional UnSignpost dropping onto their talkpages, Unycylopedians everywhere could be heard bravely dealing with the incident by pretending they hadn't noticed. We asked prominent Uncyc contributors for their reactions to the journalistic crisis facing their favourite wiki-based news delivery system. "SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON.... SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON!" said Don Leddy, obviously coping badly with the news.

Sensing a possible catastrophe, DJ Irreverent bravely leaped into the breach and created a forum topic that galvanised the community, while UU declared himself too busy to help, then promptly wrote about half of the paper. While still suffering from writer's block, which explains the total lack of lulz and inspiration thus far. It's probably about time to link to nobody cares and close this story now, isn't it?

Industrial mogul joins Uncyclopedia, promises great wealth to all.

by DJ Irreverent UU

Donald Trump, the man, the legend, the Tower, the hairstyle, has taken time out of his busy international schedule to create a forum topic promising affluence beyond the dreams of avarice to all on Uncyclopedia! Despite the impeccable credentials displayed on his userpage, so far only Qua and SysRq managed to take advantage of the popular billionaire's altruism before he was ruthlessly banned by noted anti-capitalist Codeine. UnSignpost was particularly impressed with Codeine's ability to resist the temptation to use "you're fired" as a block reason, as we are sure it would have been all but overwhelming.

It is to be hoped that, on his return from bannination, Mr Trump will use his undoubted wealth and business connections to help Uncyc beat the ever-encroaching threat of Wikia's advertising plans.

N00b ties knot

by UU

Popular recent NotM winner Cheapinitreal has further embarrassed the Uncyclopedia community by becoming all respectable and getting married. Confessing to his transgression, Cheap added "all and all, it was a right fine week". The UnSignpost would like to write something really funny here, then wish Cheap all the best, but this issue is being rushed out as it's, like, way late, so we just don't have time.

UnSignpost resorts to blatant filler

by UU

In a move heralded as "an exciting development in journalism" by guest editor UU, the UnSignpost today employed blatant flannel to fill an annoying white gap at the bottom of the page. It is believed that this is the first such instance of using blatant rubbish to fill a newspaper page in journalistic history. "I'm proud to be at the vanguard of such a groundbreaking technique" said UU, before going off to scour Cajek's ideas page in a desperate hunt for inspiration. "Is this long enough yet?" he added, before concluding "not quite, another few words or so should do the trick".

Check out these pages!
From our logs:
  • 13:12, 17 June 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 92.43.66.7 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (You will be better appreciated at that cheap whorehouse down the road. Take the third left)
  • 21:59, 17 June 2008 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked 74.38.121.240 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (UN:VAIN: It's what's for [INSERT GENERIC MEAL HERE])
  • 09:07, 17 June 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 220.128.148.178 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (Budha says: Blanking shall not lead you to enlightment. Write funny articles, my friend, and be happy)
  • 04:59, 16 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked 58.107.246.135 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 day ‎ (No no. When was that last time YOU had a really big solid shit?)
  • 01:35, 15 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 24.2.209.140 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (You know, you're probably the dumbest person I've ever seen. That's saying a lot, you know. You should be proud.)
  • 17:57, 13 June 2008 Manticore (Talk | contribs) blocked 84.168.60.159 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month ‎ (Banning Italy, one IP at a time.)
Biopic of the Week

Zombiebaron ~ Zombiebaron? Zombiebaron, zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron. Strong Zombiebaron. Text-based Zombiebaron. Also, Zombiebaron. Finally, Zombiebaron.

Foreign Uncyc Page of the Week:

Japanese Bubble Wrap and the Crappy Translation

UU's obscure British Dialect expression of the week:

"I wanna new wicker wacker" ~ Discerning Uncyclopedians finding themselves in the heart of Liverpool, but worryingly badly dressed, should fret no more - this handy phrase allows them to ask "can I have a new suit please sir?" like a native. It's anyone's guess as to what they'll end up clad in though.

MrN UU's delete reason of the week:

The_possible_lovechild_of_Mark_Twain_and_Oscar_Wilde ~ Delete - Holy crap, I've actually read this at least twice. I can't understand why it never occured to me to put it on VFD --Kip the Dip

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

UnProvise!

Hey Orian! I'm trying to inspire more use of UnProvise with this ThingieProvise (he he he...thingie). Feel like joining in? Just think of a really famous character and join, I guess. If we can get this one UnProvise to do really well, we might kickstart the whole thing a bit. - [13:26 22 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Yeah! I noticed it last night but was too tierd to read it I shall get round to it soon though. Looks like a good idea! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 13:28 22 June 2008

Review

Yeah, your tag has been on this for, by your standards, an ice age. Are you still planning to do it? Because if not, I'm gonna go close the request until the guy has done any work on it to justify getting a review. --UU Blah / Pee 10:44, Jun 23

Oh yeah sorry, I'd forgotten about that. Yeah, yeah go close it, got a feeling he's abandoned it as well. Need to do that other review I've tagged too. It's just I wrote something and am now working on it with the review I got from Yettie (fucking awsome review too). Like the new sig as well! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC!

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

STOP... SIGNPOST TIME!!

June 26th, 2008 • Issue 9

Uncyclopedia running out of Interesting Stuff. UnSignpost in Jeopardy!

By Qua

Recently. Uncyclopedia, in its maternal state. Is running out of interesting stuff as most users keep filling her with the same old stuff day after day. Most if not almost all of the staff at the UnSignpost panicked as this meant that their newspaper, which faced the threat of disabondement yesterday. Could be folded by the Uncyclopedia Cabal (there is no cabal) itself. Cajek, the UnSignpost's co-founder, commented on the shortage of interesting stuff saying "...". Mostly this is a time of crisis for the UnSignpost which has been falling into a state of crisis for a while now. and we need you to help. All you have to do is send money to the UnSignpost offices. And please, refer freinds to do the same please! We need it more then you.

Penis Man returns!

By THEDUDEMAN
Image:483922.jpg

At exactly 12:29 AM Monday morning, some local idiot decided that it would be a great day to stir up drama and piss people off with some long forgotten shit. And with that, Penis Man made his way back to our great Uncyclopedia with the intent of vandalizing Boomer's userpage. Soon after, the Town drunk Eugene Kay decided to follow suit by uploading the same image by the name of Zombiepenis. Why he decided to make such an apparent strike at the admin who has beat him so much is currently unknown. We at UnSignpost give them both a 25000000:1 chance of being banned.

Local Uncyclopedian starts up Devil-Worship Wiki

By Qua

In a recent devil-related press conference. Cartoon Diablo, the younger and sillier version of Diablo. Has started up The Devil's Wiki, a wiki dedicated to worship of Satanism and The Devil itself. In a recent interview, Cartoon Diablo has said personally that "The wiki's going to contain a lot about the devil, no seriously. There's going to be articles about the caverns of hell, the kind of foods the devil eats and also various artworks done by the Devil himself. And if your asking if it's going to be great. Well... Yeah!, It's going to be satantastic!". Immediately after this was posted on the UnSignpost, 2 people have joined the satanic wiki. The 2 people are described to be a Himilianian Yettie and an Male Amish Human. Both of them have pledged their allegiance to the devil in return for absolute power. In today's weather report, make sure to bring an umbrella as Hell may be raining over within the next few days.

Uncyclopedia's Reign of the Newbs Begins

By Cajek and whoever else

Interestingly enough, lots of new noobs (and old noobs) are getting featured articles these days. Somehow, the cult of the newbs has awoken, and Uncyc has felt its presence link to Double Entendre. Oh... did I say that out loud?

"I don't trust the young 'uns," said Farmer O'Dell at his grain silo, "They write funny articles, yeah, but what do they contribute to the community?" Actually, writers like Hyperbole, Cheapinitreal, and The Woodburninator have stepped up, and are already commanders. Except that last one, who is close enough. Big time contributors like YesTimeToEdit, Qua, and Orian57 are cleaning up this pig sty. Older members of uncyc have become less active, and are paving the way for these rising stars to shine.

Uh, speaking as myself? I've never been more proud of Uncyclopedia than I have in the last month or so. Keep it up, guys!

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From our logs:
  • 00:29, THEDUDEMAN (Talk | contribs) (uploaded a new version of "Image:483922.jpg": <3 you Zombiebaron! )
  • 20:10, 22 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 58.179.141.146 (Talk) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (No means *no*)
  • 06:21, 22 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked .cx (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (Oh for fuck's sake)
  • 05:30, 22 June 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked Dunquin (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎ (The Irishg defence forces are a bunch of wankers who were dominated by the brits who are even greater wankers. They eat potatos, drink guinness and fight imaginery wars)
  • 03:42, 22 June 2008 Hindleyite (Talk | contribs) blocked 217.54.74.232 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games. )
  • 12:42, 21 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked Page blanker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (I wonder if you realize just how easy your name makes it for me to permaban you...)
  • 07:26, 23 June 2008 Manticore (Talk | contribs | block) blocked 124.170.144.245 (Talk) with an expiry time of 2 weeks (You have been autoblocked by the Uncyclopedia penis-size-detector. Rylie, I'm afraid your penis is too small to edit Uncyclopedia. Please try again after puberty.)
  • 08:48, 20 June 2008 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) blocked Bl4nker (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite ‎ (LOL YOU BLANKED SOMETHING THAS SO FUNNIES. Now fuck off, eh?)
  • 18:54 . . Codeine (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.231.38.117 with an expiry time of 1 week: (No, Pete Doherty is a talentless junkie cunt. Deal with it.)
  • 14:59, June 25, 2008 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked KBD5196 (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 weeks ‎ (I hope this ban log gets featured in the UnSignpost. Also, you are a wanking blanker. Or a blanking wanker. Whichever.)
Gripe of the Week

MantiBot, Yes a bot, this bot has been going around causing terrorism to articles in the form of interlinking. Not only does he support terrorism, he also supports the de-opping of TheLedBalloon who has been known to hate every foreign country that's not America on the Planet. What's worse, he isn't even properly marked as a bot. FU Mantiwhore!

Foreign Uncyc Page of the Week:

Russian Adolf Hitler and the Crappy Translation

Quote of the Week:

"Listen, here's the story: The other night I saw Jackass the Movie 2 and they extracted sperm from a horse so one of the dudes could drink it. It was that moment when I realized how little I know about nature, or rather, animals and their private parts. You see, it turns out horsies have big ol' peepees, and the first picture I expertly designed was actually close to the reality, and I needed to start from scratch on a new picture. The result of that is what you see on the right, the one with the bigger censored penis." -So So

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:41, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Lyke todally OMG that isn't {{USERNAME}} in that newspapper! I've been recognised! And now, back to masturbation. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 07:50 29 June 2008

*mutters* You dirty man. - [09:01 29 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh I suppose you're whiter than white then? You were mentioned too, though not as much. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 09:33 29 June 2008
Yes I'm whiter than white, even if I'm slightly blue. Also, I think you'll find I was mentioned more as I was first...even though I come last alphabetically...apart from Qua...but I guess Qua doesn't really count anymore...blah blah blah. I can't see anymore, I've just spent the last ten hours finishing Call of Duty...how sad am I? Very,very,very SAD - [11:38 29 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Hi, again. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [20:52 29 June]
Ok... yeah I guess Qua doesn't count anymore. Shame, he seemed alright and I was in the middle of an unprovise with him (though he wasn't playing fair; blowing up my library), might finish that one up actually... Definitly is more that could be done with a ninja librarian. Oh and yeah, don't do it and stuff. I care.
Good...but have you actually read the forum I linked there, huh? Can you even read? Pah! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [06:28 30 June]
Yes I can read, and I have and yeah, I see what your saying. I'm just not sure if I have anything to add other than Penis. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:06 30 June 2008

hi

y halo thar sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:05 Jul 1

Yay! You're back! I missed you. Now go vote (for (please)). Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:30 1 July 2008

Insomnia

I'm torn. The article is wonderful but I really really don't like first person thingys for some reason. I'm sad. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! 08:36, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Erm... Ok, not sure if I can be much help resolving the issue as I'm slightly bias. May I suggest flipping a two headed coin? Anyway I'm glad you think it's wonderful! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:41 1 July 2008

Hey tahnks for calling me cool. Baseball1 6 Join Here 17:56, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

You know what'll make you cooler? Voting, here and here but here esspecially. Also we need to sort out that sig cos you still have code spewing everywhere. do you have this version of your sig in a subpage of yours? if not you need to put it there and then have something like this {{subst:nosubst|User:Baseball16/sig}} in your signature prefernce with the Raw Signature box ticked, that should make things neater and take up less space when you sign. I think I mentioned this to you with another sig but you need to do it with all sigs so just add a different number to the subpagename to differentiate between them. Also thanks for thanks for thanking me for calling you cool. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 18:23 1 July 2008
Voted in both. (PS The subst:nosubst thing messed up the time and put it in a diffrent line.)

Good idea about the other subpage thing. I will do it right away.Baseball1 6 Join Here 17:04, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Also join my Userpage thing. AKA The Sexy$R$ News. Baseball1 6 Join Here 22:37, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Orian is there anywhere else I can vote?Founding Member Baseball16User:Baseball16User talk:Baseball16Special:Contributions/Baseball16 15:17, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

Not currently, I was half joking when I told you to vote I seriously just meant it was an option. You did like my article though, didn't you? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:22 7 July 2008
Of course there is! There are always places to vote on Uncyc! Try the rest of VFH, VFD, UotM, PotM, UN:EGA and UN:FP for starters. Got a voting addiction? We can feed it! --UU Blah / Pee 15:27, Jul 7
Well yes. There are those things. None of which I'm on right now (And I hope I'll never be on VFD), but yeah if you like voting follow some of those links U.U. just pointed out. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 15:34 7 July 2008
Cool this should make me the coolest.67.189.185.73 23:06, 7 July 2008 (UTC)

One slightly bedraggled n00b

You still adopting folk? I've tried to make my mark but, well, I sense there's things what I can learn from someone more experienced. Oh, and if I'm going to send Gregg's Pasties, it needs to be somewhere which will get them before they go mouldy.

Anyway, yadda yadda, how's about it? -- Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Image:Icons-flag-gb.png Image:Yorks_Rose.jpg 00:40, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Sure yeah, I'll adopt you, I'll just sort out the userboxes and stuff, make it all official. Also may I direct you to the above comment I left for baseball regarding signatures? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 04:18 2 July 2008

Awkward Conversation

Thanks for the review. It was really helpful. I was a little worried about making too many umms and ers, as I don't want to go too over the top with it, but I agree with you. If you think more are needed, that makes me feel a little better, and I'll probably add some more. I'll be sure to add some more links in there too.

And thanks. The awards are pretty cool, and I'll continue to write. Thou(the feature) is a pretty good article, but I think awkward conversation is better. I'll make some changes, and RAHB said he could do some audio for it, and then I'll probably try to get it featured. Your Insomnia had many parts that made me laugh hard. I read it over the first time you put it through PR, but it looked a little daunting to review since I hadn't done one before. It's a great article, and I hope it gets featured. Thanks again for the review. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

You is welcome. =D Yeah I do think it's a possibility that Awkward Conversation could be featured (I hope so!) as I gave it fourty and I don't often give marks that high. Yeah it was also probably best to start off with a shorter article to review first (esspecially when length was one of my own concerns) but I'm sure you can return the reviewing favour some other time. Also thanks for the vote on Insomnia, I'm glad people like it. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 03:52 3 July 2008

Give a man a chance!

I get to the top 5 bit last. Keep your shirt on, I wasn't going to forget! ;-) --UU Blah / Pee 11:03, Jul 3

Oh, O-OK. S-sorry Mr U.U.U. Sir. Also thanks for the RotM nom and vote, was it really cos of melty blood? It was a scary article though and worse it wasn't any good. Ah well such is life. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!