User talk:Parsat
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[edit] Welcome!
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[edit] The progress of the pilgrim known as free content.
Good job with the "bait" section in HowTo:Catch an Atheist. I can't believe I didn't think of that myself! I love it when people actually add something substantial! ^^ --Deep 01:56, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
They don't need to fit, you have to just believe.--Deep 02:07, 4 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Image request
What ho Parsat! Just a couple of things about image request:
- New stuff goes on top, or people won't see it.
- Try to specify what you want. The best results generally happen when you specify the image you'd like, and let people do their thang. Just saying you need images for an article and linking to the article gets less results. I can't speak for others, but I just nip in, have a look, and pick up any requests I think I can do in a lunch break. I don't want to have to read an article and try to think of pics that might work with it. Look at the ICLU request on top at the moment - knocked off over 2 sandwiches, because I knew exactly what they wanted. Take as much work out of it as you can, and you're more likely to get a result!
Oh cobblers, I haven't written anything funny. Er, monkeys on skateboards. Blindfolded. Yeah, that should do. See you around! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:06, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
 | In recognition of your vote for UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed, Grand Adjudicator UnTalented hereby awards you with the Insignia of the Federal Dominion. Display it proudly, for it is a symbol of your pact of eternal servitude to us. |
Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:57, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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[edit] Rouge Tribe
Love what you've done with the article....if people could see through the meta-humour I'd love to see this featured. Keep up the great work. :) -- Sir Mhaille 
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[edit] Pee Review (Nazi Burger)
I was wondering parts of the article you think are bordering on stupid.. and an example of bad [sic] grammer. Thanks for reviewing my article. Chuckman 01:17, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
The quotes were all valid.. Ehud Olmert is the Prime Minister of Israel, and the Holocaust Mueseum is obvious.. lol and the JK Rowling one was just funny. Chuckman 18:19, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Well it was funny when only me and my friends had read the article.. lol I suppose it should be changed. Chuckman 18:33, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Tanks
[edit] Thanks for the Golden Shower
I hope my review helped and I loved that you put my suggestions into practice, that was the first pee review ive done and I'm glad it helped. I laughed so hard at the bit you added "books by hume... can give an athiest demonic powers. Make sure you have some St Aquians to counter this!"
Cheers dude and I hope you article gets better and better
grabs club
I'm just going to see if it works now, I have an athiest friend down the street.
--Eldop 18:33, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Your sig
I saw your post on VFD and your sig makes me sad. Not the text of the sig, generally, but the way that it spills code everywhere, specifically. Read this for help on such matters. Sir Modusoperandi 05:52, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Atheist Huffing
Still need an atheist huffing image? I posted one in RadicalX's corner before realising that you posted that request months ago. --Sir Seeker 
(Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 08:30, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Late Thanks
| OUI! Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision! Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue. |
• • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP VotM} (Beseech) 
00:57, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Nazi Burger
Thank you for your peer review. You have some very fine suggestions which I will be sure to implement. And by the way, the third image is Mel Gibson. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 02:48, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- You're welcome! Anyway, its my first review so I am not confident that my review helped so much in the Nazi Burger article. Anyway, you can also take a look at Soviet Onion article and have that patterned to the literature being used in Nazi Burger. Thanks! --Kapuso 03:46, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Ta
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UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies! |
Many thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 09:10, Apr 7
