User talk:Ratmaster

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[edit] VFD

I added this comment to VFD, but I wanted to make sure you read what I wrote. Fighting other users through VFD, will not get your page kept, contrary to popular belief. I recommend that you read this, perhaps take a look at this, and get busy. Remember, you can always move the page in to your userspace(ie: User:Ratmaster/Partially Huffable Kitten) and work on it there if you want to make sure it isn't deleted. Don't forget about the resource of Uncyclopedia:Pee Review, and keep trying. It's hard to write a good page. Really, really hard. <Obligatory penis joke here> Good luck. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:25, Sep 28

The pages I made rely on the contributions of other users, which haven't been as useful since nobody cares (no link needed) and I don't really care if the Partially Huffable Kitten is deleted because the Non-Huffable Kitten isn't there to support its existence, since it will probably be re-added to the VFD, and the same people (also one whom I had an argument with and vowed to "leave my article alone" whom is also basically trying to get everything else deleted) will vote for its destruction. I really don't see the point in trying to save it or being here since most of my work (sometimes mildly funny atleast) will be deleted.--Ratmaster _{Don't Hurt Me... | KITTENS!} 23:32, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, I myself am a firm believer in VFD. If something is good, it is not deleted. If you make a page truly good, one that coplies with all the holy laws of HTBFANJS, it will not be deleted. Like I said, feel free to try again in userspace. More than that, though, I recommend try a different concept. Kitten huffing is one that is a bit beaten into the ground here. The idea is (IMHO) the toughest part of making a page. I recommend Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process for that. Anyone that reads our bible can be funny, you just have to put forth the thought, time, and effort that a truly great page takes. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:45, Sep 28

Just so you know, I restored your page to User:Ratmaster/Non-Huffable Kitten. You can work on it a bit to fix any of the problems suggested by the delete votes (if there were any actual suggestions), and then move it back out when it's all fixed up. • Spang • UotF | talk • 03:28, 29 Sep 2007

[edit] M'kay

That was outta nowhere, but I've put the template on my userpage. I'm sorry to here your kitty died...er... Kitty's ARTICLE died. It seems no one likes us anymore, AKHM was deleted. Maybe we should pate that tmplate into other users talk pages, to rally more support? DarkBlue 21:08, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

That may be considered as spam unless they support the Non-Huffable Kitten. That is why I haven't asked that many people to add it. --Ratmaster _{Don't Hurt Me... | KITTENS!} 21:32, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Re. Hey

No problem. I'm glad your back and hopefully, Non-Huffable Kitten will be rewritten--Sir Manforman 21:40, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] test

Testing new sig... --Talk/What did I do? 00:41, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] If you read this you are gay

Lolz! Um, can I edit the NHK article even if it's in your sandbox? DarkBlue 20:34, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes. --Talk/What did I do? 20:37, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Okay, now Im gonna stop fuckin around and really try to make this awesome. Try to take out some cliches and slim it down some. OPERATION: NHK under way!DarkBlue 19:10, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sig

Hya, I fixed your image based sig, so now when you click the image you go directly to your page without the need for redirect. Ciao. ~ 17:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] I have brain death

I've tried and tried to think up some new material to save this kitty from eternal damnation, but I don't think it's enough to have one or two people working on it, my article material resources are bottomed out. I'm thinking, maybe we should have a big colaborative discussion with us and a few other funny, experienced members, we scrap most of the current page, and each puts in what funny ideas they get. We could have it on your talk page, the article's talk page, or the forums. I apologize for being largley useless. Thoughts? DarkBlue 17:59, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Oh, dear...

It would seem that Ratmaster has reached the 6th stage of the Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. I salute you, my fallen comrade. DarkBlue 23:11, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Okay, it would seem that Ratmaster is not dead. He's just fighting the power. Hell yea! Screw the man! Legalize LSD! DarkBlue 01:10, 26 January 2008 (UTC)