User talk:Rinky Stingpiece
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Greetings, honoUred travelLer Rinky Stingpiece, and [[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an UncyclopAedian|welcome]] to the glorious nation of UncyclopAedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:
- [[UncyclopAedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an UncyclopAedian|Beginner's Guide]]
- [[UncyclopAedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny and not just stupid]]
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- [[UncyclopAedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about UncyclopAedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask]]
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
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