User talk:Sawblade5/archive1

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Contents 1 Welcome! 2 I want to do a major change Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes 3 THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111 4 Thanks 5 Ban from #uncyclopedia 6 Thanks! 7 *STAR WARS theme plays...* 8 Regarding QVFD nomination of User:Peer 9 Userpage 10 VFH vote 11 Thanks 12 Enjoy! 13 Sorry I'm late

[edit] Welcome!

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[edit] I want to do a major change Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes

I have noted that there's a problem with the page at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes. The problem I assume is that there's way too many templates on one page where it can't handle them anymore. What I did was created a newer version of that page on my Userspace at User:Sawblade5/Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes and I would like to change it to this version. Now a few things that I need an admin help is on changing the page like that would set off some Anti Vandal Bots and I don't want to be blocked for that and also there's a possible need to do a history merge for each respectful category on that page if it even possible. Can some Admin help me here. Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 22:49, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

• I got done with this change and did discuss it in the chatroom. They gave me permission to go forward as long as I didn't screw it up. I didn't screw it up and I fixed it. It seems that I was one of the only peopel who cared about this in the policy of Nobody Cares, Oh well. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 04:15, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:34, Oct 19

[edit] Thanks

Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:35, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ban from #uncyclopedia

I have temporarily banned you from the IRC channel because several users have complained about your client sending people /notices whenever they got kicked. Once you've disabled it, contact an op. If you can't find one, try /msg chanserv access #uncyclopedia list and /msg someone on that list. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 02:25, October 22, 2007

Fixed --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 02:59, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 01:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] *STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Dec 7

[edit] Regarding QVFD nomination of User:Peer

You tried to request speedy deletion of User:Peer with the rationale "old old attack page." I felt that this matter was too tricky for QVFD, so I attempted to move it to VFD, with disastrous consequences. The reason I bring this up is that content in somebody else's userspace is not a valid candidate for deletion except in extreme emergencies. That, together with the fact that User:Peer is an actual user, mean that the QVFD would have been rejected anyway and you would have been at risk of a ban. In the future, if there is a difficult case like this, you might want to post on an administrator's talk page. Thank you. --Pentium5dot1 08:55, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry I didn't think that UserPages were Immune to the No Cyber Bulling Rule. Anyway the user hadn't been there for over 2 years therefore I considered QVFD on it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 01:13, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Oops. I have been warned by Zombiebaron to not give this kind of warning, hence the strikethrough on the text above (even though it is technically true). Also, I didn't mean to imply that userpages were immune to the no cyberbullying rule, just that we aren't supposed to nominate for deletion unless we are sure it is real cyberbullying and a severe threat to someone's safety. Pentium5dot1 03:56, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Userpage

Thanks for reverting the latest vandalism from my userpage. It's much appreciated. :) MadMax 07:36, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Yea I happend to have my eye on him and was watching every move he made. Thank goodness for #cvn-wikia-uncyc --Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 07:37, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] VFH vote

For the reasons User:Ggarfield stated on this page, I'd like for you to consider changing your vote from Against. to Abstain Thanks. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:36, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

--Æ 00:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

[edit] Sorry I'm late

Enjoy your late thankin'.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle.
	Beware the white stuff!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14