User talk:Sgeo

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[edit] Welcome!

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[edit] Atheism

Please can you not revert that brand new image on the Atheism page! Weri long wang 00:39, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

That was a fast reply! Ok then, no big deal, it's just I spent a while making that. The other ones seem cheap and tacky now. Weri long wang 00:41, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hai thar

Good work solider. AlexJohnc3^Complain F@H Fx2 21:26, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] My Userpage

Thanks for fixing the vandalism to my page. Do you know of any ways to protect my page?-- Meteshjj _{My bologna has a first name,} ^{it's O-P-R-A-H! Whoo!!!} 04:36, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

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[edit] UnNews:Nice man saves people from certain death

I've saved your attempted article here because it's unacceptable as is. So, it's here if you care to fix it. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:26, 31 March 2007 (UTC)