User talk:Sgt. Montez
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[edit] Welcome!
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AHEM!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!
You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!
[edit] Thanks so much for your vote
| The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook? |
| PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan". |
You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you for your support
A bit late, but thanks for the vote.
Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man?
Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?
It was on VFH
Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.
18:14, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
