User talk:Smuggler
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[edit] Welcome!
Hi. Smuggler here. Please feel free to leave any comments, questions, suggestions, etc. for me to puruse here. Thanks!
Smuggler 05:28, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
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Leave a message using that there "edit" tab above, k?! Thanks! Smuggler
Cheers for that! - I am new at this, so adding in all the links is a bit tricky for my feeble brain skillz. --Nait2k4 23:10, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working as a buttwiper.
Smuggler prefers Runescape to work, and UnCylcopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land.
Smuggler would love to hear from you!
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[edit] welcome to UnNews
This is something I used to do before my sabbatical.
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[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles
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[edit] Hello!
Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of.
THANKS CAPTAIN BEN, I'LL KEEP WORKING ON 'EM. THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTIONS AND GUIDANCE. SMUGGLER.
...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 
(talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
