User talk:Sonic80

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Contents 1 Welcome! 2 Thanks 3 Sig 4 THANK'D!! 5 THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU 6 VFH 7 Thankie 8 Topic Name 9 The US Government Salutes You! 10 Thank'ee 11 Thanks a million! 12 Bipolar Bears 13 Thank You 14 Thank Me! 15 Thanks for the thank you! 16 Thanks! 17 Thanks so much for your vote on '667' 18 Squeak 19 UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8! 20 Complain complain complain! I mean, thank you! 21 Your man-boobs 22 Doomsday Article 23 Keep up the good news! 24 UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan 25 UnNews:Giambi's mustache to win World Series, 2008 season canceled 26 Let Me Ask You Something... 27 CMC 28 Worlds Great Dad 29 Thanks for the tip! 30 Hey 31 UnOrder 32 Sorry for the lame PeeReview 33 Thanks! 34 UnNews:Hated news anchor finally dies 35 Just want to know...

[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Sonic80, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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[edit] Thanks

	HEIL LJLEGO!
	Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:14, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sig

Your sig was broken. I took it upon myself to fix it, but bear in mind (should you ever create a new sig) that all HTML <tags> must be nested. That means that you shouldn't introduce new attributes to currently open tags without closing the first instance. Since the wording of that sentence was choked and pathetic, an example:

<font color="green">Text etc. etc. <font color="blue">More text</font></font>

This is wrong. Since the "blue" takes over as the current font color, there is no use in keeping "green" open. In fact, this causes a problem, which I saw in VFH. This causes the tags to believe they are unclosed, which messes up the formatting of the text anywhere you post. The above code should look like this:

<font color="green">Text etc. etc. </font><font color="blue">More text</font>

Look at your current sig code if you want to see what I did, and feel free to ask me on my talk page if you still have questions.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:17, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

1. Thanks. --_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 16:54, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Strong showing here and nommed my other most current article, and Jewish?! Are we related or something!?!? lol thanks man. ;) --THINKER 07:05, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

[edit] VFH

Thanks for your votes on VFH. However, as a reminder, please update the score numbers when you're voting. That is, when you vote, be sure to add one to the "fornumber=" row. If you're still baffled as to what I'm saying, consider the following practical example:

{{Vote
|fornumber=1
|for=
#'''For'''-{{User:Ljlego/sig}}

That's all you need to see. When you add your vote, do this:

{{Vote
|fornumber=2
|for
#'''For'''-{{User:Ljlego/sig}}
#'''For'''-{{User:Sonic80/sig}}

Note the changed "fornumber." Thanks for voting!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:54, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thankie

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:24, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Topic Name

AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

RAHB 06:40, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall

Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Thank you SO MUCH for nomming this one. After the amazingly shitty state my life was in this past week, a feature makes me very happy, and you made that possible. :) --THINKER 04:49, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Also, thanks for putting my article on the UnNews template. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks a million!

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:36, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bipolar Bears

Here's two bucks a charming portrait of a bipolar bear for your heartfelt support of manic-depressive wildlife. Bipolar Bears Rule!!

- Sir Roger 06:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank You

[edit] Thank Me!

Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

[edit] Thanks for the thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

[edit] Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:55, 10 July 2007

[edit] Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:55, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews:J.K. Rowling reveals title for Harry Potter 8!

Hey, thanks for nom'ing (I guess that's how you say it? I dunno) my UnNews article – glad someone found it vaguely amusing. Never even knew anyone would VFH any of my stuff until about five minutes ago!     Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 15:18, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Complain complain complain! I mean, thank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

[edit] Your man-boobs

Sorry this took so long, I've been gone for a few days. I wasn't sure if you would have seen my comments if I put them on my talk page, but here you go. I like most of the changes. The picture isn't bad at all. I did go in and make a small change to the caption (I just got rid of seen here) because it wasn't necesarry, and made the sentence a little heavy. The only change I don't like is the quote. I don't think its a bad idea to put a quote in there, since it was my idea, but this one isn't working for me. The lines leading up to it aren't bad, but the quote itself is kind of meh. I would probably change that in some way. ( I think its something about the line but I clearly marked that I am a man with the bald head and the thick beard.) Other then that I like the article. Its not VFH for me, but a good article to have on the site. If you need anything else, just let me know, I'm around. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:47, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Doomsday Article

Hey, just a quick word. Your doomsday article is fairly entertaining and a solid concept, but I find some of it's sloppiness in line of thought and general silliness in reporting a supposedly serious event distracting. Remember, the truth is funnier than fiction, so could we liven this up? Make it more mysterious and also devious. Grave and outrageous claims beat goofy treatment of serious matters. You should let them find it funny, not be silly and try to make it funny. Just a thought. I just don't think it is ready for the news tray (but then neither is a lot of other crap). If the news can't improve, that admins are going to have to take away our freedom there and pre-approve everything for news, which would be unfortunate. Please polish before publishing when it comes to the news. It is, after all, on the front page.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 20:53, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Keep up the good news!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:46, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan

14:49, 6 July 2008 Cs1987 (Talk | contribs) huffed "UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan" ‎ (Voted for deletion)

You can (if you wish) contact the Sysop (Cs1987 who deleted the above and ask him to re-create the article for you, and move it to your userspace. When it's their you can work on it for as long as you wish until it's ready to go back into the main space. For me, this is not really about plagiarism, more that the way you wrote that article did not add very much above the thing which was based on... If you want to work on this more in your user space, I will be happy to give you my opinion regarding if it would be deleted again if moved back to the main space. For whatever that's worth...

You did get 5 other Uncyc editors vote to the effect that UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan was not suitable for the mainspace (in it's current form) so I hope you respect that decision. MrN  18:47, Jul 6

[edit] UnNews:Giambi's mustache to win World Series, 2008 season canceled

Fucking awesome. There's nothing else I can say to that. You had me at Giambi's mustache. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 02:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

I liked this one a lot too. I don't even follow baseball anymore, I just thought it was real funny. -RAHB 09:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Let Me Ask You Something...

Sir, where do you come up with all of your UnNews article ideas? All of your articles have been "In The News" and that is why I nominated you for the Foolitzer last month. But seriously, where in the world do you get and implement these ideas? I've done over 25 articles and only 2 have been "In The News". --Mgr. Readmesoon my voice my work vote for me

By "In The News" do you mean on the list of UnNews articles on the front page? - [22:28 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

That is what I assumed it meant. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:29, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Stop assuming, it's bad for your health. And have you taken your medical oils? Lie down, I need to rub some more in. Also, shouldn't you be wearing those new face-supporters the doctor gave you? And where's my nano-chicken-goat gone? - [22:35 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Damn you Yettie, I told you to keep that stuff a secret! ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:40, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Okay, okay, I will do...well I may do. In short, I'm blackmailing alerting you to an award you may want to vote on. Ahem...UotM...ahem...Ahem. Sorry about that major whore...I'm a whore. Now where were we? - [22:42 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I believe we were talking about you being a whore, but I suffer from long-term memory loss. However, how can I apply for this Moo Cow Society or whatever it is? ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:47, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Maybe. Oh I'm such a whore, it's tantalising. Yeh, go check it out, there's a join page you'll be able to find. You just sign up there. And then you can be the CMC's candidate for the UnNews seat. Happy canvasing! Oh, I'm sorry, I did it again! - [22:49 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

I voted for you. I think we should stop adding colons or this conversation will become one word per line. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 22:52, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

Have a look at this guy's talk page archive. We went all the way to one side and back again. 'Twas fun. And sit still while I rub the oil in. - [22:55 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Wow, that is pretty odd. I applied for the CMC. ----_{Mgr. Sir} Sonic80^☭ 23:03, 10 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] CMC

Welcome, Sonic80, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

I hope you will now win the UnNews seat at the Uncyclopedia Senate!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

Hope you enjoy being with the cows! - [08:00 11 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

[edit] Worlds Great Dad

BTW, feel free to edit it about. I'm sure that more could be done, and if you feel like doing it, have at it. Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:58, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the tip!

Thanks a lot for alerting me that Pee Reviews were illegal! I had no idea (yes, I don't look at the rules) and am in your debt. (This is NOT a life-debt, in case you were getting ideas.) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING~} 16:58, Jul 28

[edit] Hey

Sonic, are you there? Have you been slacking at your sat as the UnNews reporter? I haven't seen many UnNewses come from you recently. ~ Mgr.ReadMeSoon!? 23:49, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] UnOrder

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[edit] Sorry for the lame PeeReview

It makes more sense as part of the series, but in that case it's just a bit too similar to the That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada article maybe change it to "eaten by a camel", with the potential for a bunch of camel spit jokes too? I still love the idea of stealth ninja camels. LordWolf 22:37, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Firstly, I'm pretty sure we've never spokrn so I'd liek to take this opertunity to formally introduce myself. Hi, I'm Orian, pleased to meet you! And secondly, what was it you liked about the article? It did amazingly on VFH and I want to see if I can get the same effect again. Thanks again! Few, that was a lot of thanking. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:19 13 September 2008

[edit] UnNews:Hated news anchor finally dies

Hi Sonic. I've moved the article to your userpsace rather than deleting it. Without looking at the writing stile for now, I think this article is a bit out of line, even for us, at least for the time being. Drop me a line if you'd like to discuss this further. Thanks. ~ 16:32, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Just want to know...

Look here, mate, when you resubmitted your Why?:Did I just read Twilight? article for review, you said the last one was 'a bit biased'. Where you referring to mine there? If so, how is it biased exactly? I'm not attacking you, I just want to know, because frankly I can't see how it was. I just want to garner full knowledge of what people think of the quality of my reviews. BlueYonder -TALK - USER TEMPLATES - POETRY - VOTE FOR ME, DAMMIT!

Yes, I was talking about your response, however I see now that I may have jumped to the conclusion that you were a twilight fan who was defending their turf (as I have gotten so used to from my colleagues), I admit that I should have asked you about it before jumping to a conclusion. I figured I would just leave it as it was because I didn't really try to make it a featured article or anything, I was just doing something for myself, but when SysRq asked to review it again I put it up for a second opinion. _{OBAMA  •  SONIC80 -- ( Praise  •  Masterpieces  •  Contributions )} ^{(Thar be-eth a timestamp -->} 20:02, 7 November 2008 (UTC)