User talk:Soul Provider
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Please try hard (really really hard!) not to make double redirects. Becuase wikimedia doesn't automatically bring peopel through more than one redirect, double redirects are bad (really really bad!). Please refarin from being too move-happy in the future.--
Sir Flammable KUN 
(Na Naaaaa...)
19:55, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
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