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[edit] Adoption
adopt me, i am older than you & therefore electronically illiterate. --NathAnonymous see that link i just made? i had to look at the ones below me to figure out how to do that.
will you adopt me please?????? --CheeseBoy 21:52, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Me too? I have tons of ideas but know nothing about how Uncyclopedia/Wikipedia code works... I needses le help! Otherwise it's back to Kitten Huffing for me... O.o --Noremakk 23:19, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Adawptshun?
Can I haz adawpt? Zakolus
[edit] Mmmmm Children
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[edit] Adoooopt me im ever so smrt (and sexy)
Can you adopt me, I’m ever so smart! Pretty please with a cheery on top! Please, I’ll be your friend-^<>^--Mr.Huffy 06:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
- TOO LATE I GOT ADOPTED BY ANGELA JOLIE--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 02:38, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH CONTENTSES GOT DELETED!!!!!!1--
07:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- Against the will of the public. I'm sure going round saying that to people is also breaking some rule somewhere.. —Braydie 07:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- I guess, but squiggle needs to get informed, seeing as he doesn't go on very often anymore.-- 09:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- I guess, but squiggle needs to get informed, seeing as he doesn't go on very often anymore.--
[edit] Welcome back
Loser. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 23:34, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
What the heck was that for? One of our best writers returns, and your like this?--59.100.69.212 08:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)-- 08:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Cookie storage
| Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Cookie number eleven from my free cookie giveaway
[edit] Challenge from VFH
The episode is "The Front." --
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:37, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Give Me Cookie
- "Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that." First to locate the exact Simpsons episode with that quote gets a cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
O rly...it was The Front (The Simpsons episode). Now you own me a cookie!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Front_(The_Simpsons_episode) --→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 00:43, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Adopt? Please?
Would you mind adopting me? I need some Uncyc editing experience. Jedibob5 23:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Sig
Nice one. Stick it to the man! Sir Modusoperandi 20:57, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- YEAH! Punk rock will never die! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:03, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
- Woo! Sir Modusoperandi 00:08, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
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I hate to break it to you, but your sig violates two rules:
A) It's more than 55 "X" long, including your datestamp.
B) It does not contain some part of your nick and/or clearly identify you.
Fix it, and HAND. 
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/17 22:21
[edit] Hey
I was reading your bio on the AAN page, and I saw that you were 13 years old. If your "not joking" is to be taken seriously, then I can assume you're still young, and that's really cool. I'm 14, so I've felt a little out of place, but I'm glad to know that someone else young is trying. Also, no hard feelings about your against vote on HowTo:Beat the Odds. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:54, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
- You young whippersnappers, you.... -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
- /me gives Mhaille "the look." Yeah, I wasn't joking, I am 13. But it's great that you don't get pissed at people who Against you; I know I did when I started out. Just keep writing and sooner or later you'll write a hit. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:20, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] My name
Ahhh! My name is on the "See these cool people", how cool is that. Anyway, why did the French cross the road? It's gneomI 08:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks ever so much!
Just wanted to again thank you for your VFH Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:06, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Lemony Snicket
I love that article. You wrote it really well, 'grats.
[edit] Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you!
| Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure! |
| For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side! |
Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:06, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] LEGO
| OMG THANX!!! | ||
 | For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
Sliffy thanks you! | |
| Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” | ||
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 
15:23, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Award for liking the old Contents
 Anti-anti-Contents Award |
[edit] Just dropping by
to say SQUIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where you been? --KATIE!! 04:15, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
- KATIE!! Nowhere much. Dropping in and out, voting for things on VFH, but not writing much at all anymore. I'm more on Wikipedia nowadays, mostly. How have you been? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:08, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
- You're wasted on Wikipedia. They have bots to do that work. --
05:26, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
- You're wasted on Wikipedia. They have bots to do that work. --
[edit] Wikipedia...
Say it ain't so! Sir Modusoperandi 11:43, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
- It am so. I mostly work on alternative/indie rock-related articles. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:04, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
- You lie. That's not Squggle! It's not! /me runs from room, crying like a little girl. Sir Modusoperandi 01:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Adopting
Squiggle, are you still adopting? If you are, this poor, abused soul needs a good host and house. Thanks
--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | 
| User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 17:09, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
- I'm kinda on a semi-indefinate hiatus right now, so I don't know how often I would be able to mentor you, though it would be pretty infrequently. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:15, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, thanks for letting me know about that, especiallly since I do need someone to look at my articles frequently and let me know what exactly I need to work on. --Maharaja Hdgcfcf |
| User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 14:09, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
- Well, thanks for letting me know about that, especiallly since I do need someone to look at my articles frequently and let me know what exactly I need to work on. --Maharaja Hdgcfcf |
[edit] Poo Lit Surprise Judging
Glad to see you've volunteered! Now's your chance to sign up for your preferred Category, whichever that may be. Head over to the project page and put your name down where you want it. Thanks in advance. I'll be keeping in touch over the course of the competition, so stay tuned and feel free to hit me up on my talk page should you need to. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thankie!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:24, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
[edit] ADOPTION IS REQUIRED.
Plz? I'm a total NEWB. Plus, I know almost nothing about this place, or rude humor. (But why would I need to know that around here!) Plus, I'm 14! (Not kidding.) IMWARIO 14:44, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks a bunch there, mate.
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:07, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander
I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Cookie, other stuff, etc
First off, here's the cookie because I love you
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| User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Secondly, the writing stuff. Disregard this if it's illegal and whatnot, but anyway: Regarding your comments on the judging page, when I made the rewrite I was unaware that the actual Russian Roulette article was in such a sorry state, but I noticed the recently created HowTo on recent changes, so I took a stab at it. However, User:TheLedBalloon noticed the same article, which brought up an even bigger conundrum. However, this conundrum might propose a solution to our qualms: while my article was a complete rewrite, his stuck to the original idea of the HowTo. At the end of the contest, both of ours can go into the mainspace later on, with mine as the HowTo (since it has more of a HowTo feel to it, know-what-I'm-sayin'?) and him as the bare bones Russian Roulette. Does that make you understand better, and stuff? --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 03:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks for the cookie :). Your plan sounds good, though you'd have to ask TheLedBalloon about it first. Your comments aren't illegal, unless you're trying to get me to change my judging, in which case a bribe must be sent to both me and ENeGMA. I think he'll accept obscure indie rock CDs; I just want cupcakes. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:52, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!
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Thanks pallie, glad you enjoy this one. ;) --THINKER 00:33, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Clueless Newbie Needs a Little Help...
Clueless newbie speaking ;) I was just wondering if Uncyclopedia has a "How-to" section. I thought there was one, but I can't seem to find a link. Can you send me one? Thanks :) Horses4Ever 02:04, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- HowTo.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- Thanks a bunch :) Actually, I do have one more question... with talk pages here, are you supposed to reply on your talk page, or on the sender's talk page? On wikiHow, we always reply on the sender's talk page, but here it seems different. So, I'm a little confused :P Horses4Ever 20:11, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- It rather depends upon the person. I personally don't care. Etiquette in general dictates that wherever the original message is posted should be where the conversation plays out. That's what I do.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:13, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
- Okay then :) I'll try to get in the habit of replying where the conversation starts, then. Though this may take some getting used to... ;) Horses4Ever 01:55, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
- To make it easier, you should add any talk page you post on to your watchlist. You can either click the "watch" tab at the top of the page, or click "My Preferences," go to "Watchlist," and check "Add Pages I edit to my watchlist." That'll add any page, but it'll make it easier in the long run. Now..../me hides before Squiggle eats me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:58, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] I just realized...
You are sort of like Prince, except you were a symbol first, then you became "the artist formerly known as the symbol". I bet you sound like him too. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 21:35, 24 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Re: *Whine*
Bah, humbug. I helped a clueless newbie. Is that a crime? The answer is no. Also, sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!
| Unlike this template, you're awesome. Congratulations. - ENeGMA |
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:30, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- Hold on... I'm not being payed? That's the only reason I did it! If I had known that from the beginning, I wouldn't have bought that mobile home. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:33, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt?
| Phffft! Prettiestpretty thanks for your vote on VFH |
Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:14, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you!
| Oh, those Russians... |
[edit] Username change
You used to be the user with a bazillion of symbols, right? How did you change everything. I ask this because I, too, am considering changing my Username and have asked for your expert advice. • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 
21:12, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] All hail!
 For Choosing Diplomacy Cainad is glad that we could reach a diplomatic solution to this issue: you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you. Seriously though, thanks. It's nice to know that after writing over twenty articles, people will eventually feature one just to stop you from whining! (That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.) |
--The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 09:33, 25 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Adopt Me!
Squiggle, I hear you have an adoption opening. I'm a n00b in need of an *ahem* unparent... I read a little bit 'bout you and I was hoping youd be able to answer every single grueling question I have.
P.S.I'm 12 years old. Won yeer yunga dan yoo. Not that it means much. Okay so won mo taim, ADOPT ME!--Fortheworld95 18:28, 29 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks, guvn'a
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
When is Squiggle coming back?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 13 September 2007 (UTC)