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[edit] Welcome!

Hello, Strange but untrue, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Premier Tom Mayfair 17:18, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] TPDNE

Yes... I created it, and I edited the site javascript so it behaves EXACTLY as if it doesn't exist, right down to red links if you link to it like this so shutup whining -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:24, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Deleted Cruft

I'll move them all to your userspace, then you can decide what you want to do with them. -- Prof Olipro Image:Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:30, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Archive

I archived your talk page from 11/12/06 to 5/18/07, leaving what I saw as active conversations still intact. This archive can be found here. Sorry if this isn't what you wanted, leave me a message flaming me if you want. I'll restore it for you free of charge.

That's cool, I guess. It did need doing. I wouldn't go round doing that to just anyone though - some people get kinda iffy about their userspaces. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:05, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
I know, I did it for you with a 200% money-back guarantee (ie: I would've given you a free foot massage coupon too), only because I was almost positive that you weren't a dick and also because it seemed as if you were indeed being distracted by shiny things. Which I totally understand, I mean- SHINY! LOOK AT THE SHINY!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:02, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Zaphod!

Thanks for the DYK spelling. That's the problem with reading the Hebrew translation (which is excellent I have to say) more times than the original....:) ~Jewriken.GIF 07:31, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Broken Redirect

I appreciate you fixing my redirect page. You're right, without being linked to the original page, it's not that funny. However, technically it's not really a redirect anymore. After Olipro messed up This page does not exist, Olipro had to change it so it still looked like a broken redirect with actually redirecting to the page he created. You think I should revert it back? ---- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite • USA!

I kind of do, actually (now the page has ceased to exist again) - despite the whole "appearing on broken redirects page" thing I was quite sorry to see it go. Then again, if it does go back on there it'll be running the gauntlet against certain admins who might get more annoyed about it than me... so I'll leave it up to you! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:21, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
I think it's one of those that you just have to have, and I think most admins wouldn't delete it. Like, say, for example, if someone created an article that contains nothing but a full stop. • Spang • UotF | talk • 12:58, 26 May 2007
Now why would anyone create anything as pointlessly short as that, eh? --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:03, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] LORD FLUFFY

Was the quote on the lolcarps forum topic from "Hopscotch"? If not, please give me another hint on my userpage. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 22:31, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] thanks

"mArks for restraint" never got that before. not my thing--FREDD 03:20, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Forum:Lolcarps

The quote is from Catch-22, isn't it? –—Hv (talk) 30/05 14:08

Oui, mais ou est les Neigedens d'antan? --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:57, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Poopsmith!

Since you just voted on 10/16 articles on VFD, I hereby designate you a poopsmith. While I may not understand/agree with your voting, you obviously spend a great deal of time looking at VFD. Thus, you hereby gain the title Poopsmith, with all the rights and responsibilities commensurate with the title. Those rights and responsibilities are limited to:

  1. Adding Poopsmith to any signature you might make upon this site, or in any legal document or fan signature.
  2. Removing deleted articles from VFD and moving the entire discussion to the appropriate archive page, with the edit summary of "Poopsmithing" on each page.

Congratulations! If, for some reason, you decline this appointment, you may elect to never do any of the above. If that is the case, this appointment will be declared null and void after a period of 1 (one) week of complete inactivity on your part. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/31 21:42

I find this rather hilariously ironic, since I was one of those who voted to delete the poopsmith template on the grounds that it would never be used. Which is not to say I won't take the job seriously - I've been rather close to just going ahead doing such chores anyway, but it's nice to get the go-ahead officially. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:57, 31 May 2007 (UTC)
You and you alone. That's what you get for constantly turning up underfoot. Keep your head down, and stuff like this won't get dropped on you. I warn you - it just gets worse and worse. Responsibility is a terrible thing. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 05/31 22:19
Tell me about it - just when I'd managed to escape a lot of the stuff in real life, I went and discovered Uncyc... --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:22, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Grue killer

Please be patient i am at a college orientation for today and was at it yesterday and the day before i will try to move everything by tonight they don't let us use computers so i have been sneaking for example i used the computer in the sports room i am moving stuff under the name of austinsucks --  User:Java7837 (contributions) (talk) 12:11, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey, it's not me you need to convince - Famine's the one with the superpowers. Ah, but I see the situation has been resolved anyway by UF and others. Just please don't try to put it into the mainspace again before checking on the Village Dump that we think it's been massively improved. And I'd recommend not wasting any time trying to make it so... Write it off as a sunk cost. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:04, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cookie

Image:Newcookie.gif Kip the Dip has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


[edit] Vacation

 This user went on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or was otherwise goofing off without the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. However, they forgot to put this template on their page at the time, thus making it a bit pointless to be placing it now. If you're lonely, or you miss them, then they are back, so you're a bit late. But you can still leave a message saying how much you missed them while they were away, with the added bonus that they'll be able to quickly reply to it, what with being back from vacation and all. No? Never mind then.

--Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:20, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Beer!

Beer!
For impressing me greatly with Bunglebrot!
'Bout the best thing I've seen on here in ages!
Rabbi Techno
Tis not actually of my own creating, although funnily enough I can't find who it's by on the interweb, so maybe I ought to just claim it! Very odd stuff though. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Javascript

The reason I never got the Javascript thing is becaue I thought you could disable the {{USERNAME}} template and I never wanted that to be disabled. I copy and pasted the text in your Javascript and previewed it, it looked very wierd and I when I saved it, It didn't change anything. Can you help me a bit more? --Sir Manforman 00:18, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Ah - you kind of have to tailor these things to your own browser a bit - copying and pasting someone else's javascript is fraught with problems if you can't work out for yourself what each bit means. I'm going to bed in a moment, but tomorrow I'll maybe have a go at creating a script that will put up just those buttons. What browser are you using, by the way? --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:23, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Sorry

Didn't mean to increase the VFD number over 15. It's actually quite unlike me to not read those things... won't happen again! Mightywayne 14:11, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

It's alright really (and we're down under 15 again now) - if someone less understanding than me happens to give you a day's ban don't take it personal - it's just the most effective way to get it through to n00bs! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:47, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Seven Sisters Falls

Saw you put a NRV on this page. I messed up and forgot to add the Under Construction tag and have done so now. It's part of a series of linked towns that I'm working on.The humour definitely helps if you have some prior knowledge, but I think if you know anything about small towns or have any preconcieved notions about small towns there should be some redeeming value.

Prior to beginning this project I did find a few similar pages where towns or provinces were spoofed. This lead me to believe that mine was a suitable endeavour. Am I wrong? Any constructive feedback is appreciated.

Roadrunner3

Hmmm... I guess small town articles aren't forbidden or anything - the problem is that it's incredibly difficult to make them truly funny for a wide audience. Add to that the fact that many, many people have tried (so many people here are automatically prejudiced against such things) and you end up with quite a challenge! As for the other examples you've found, they may just be things that have slipped past the radar or were created in older, laxer days - if they're rubbish, put them on VFD. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:36, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] C is for..

Image:Newcookie.gif User:The Thinker has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Because this made me laugh unexpectedly. :) --THINKER 08:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Ping! (That means thank you.) --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:58, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Research

Cheers! Thanks for your help. --Sutton4019 17:40, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your complete survey. Sutton4019 13:43, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] DYK

I was merging my version of June 8th with the most recent one. ie. the one with all the crap taken out and the one with the latest additions. I'm pretty sure I did that. You know it would be a really good idea for you to just ask me what I was doing on my talk page rather than instantly reverting a lot of work. --Kelpan 10:28, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, but as far as I could see you just reverted a load of Zork L's hard work (and he's officially in charge of it, after all). Plus the fact that Codeine reverted you the last time you tried to do anything to DYK... --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:36, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

See here under DYK. If you look more closely you'll see that I've actually spent a large amount of time taking out poor DYKs. In merging the two versions I put in all the ones which had been added since I made the changes originally (which were reverted) but regrettably had not been able to redo all the minor changes made by L to existing ones yet. I was actually about to do that but found all my work to have been reverted again. Can I ask you to undo your revert yourself since if I do it then the next person to come along will just assume I'm in an edit war with you guys and revert it all again. Thanks. --Kelpan 14:50, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... I'm still not convinced. I'd probably leave in at least half the ones you took out - some are pretty funny. I'd leave it to Zork L, who does these things occasionally, or at very least talk to him before playing around with his baby! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:56, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Fine, whatever. --Kelpan 14:58, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, I know you put a lot into it, I'm just trying to do the right thing.  :-( --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 14:59, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hey

hi saw your thing in village dump, i posted a topic to, yous hould check it out,sometime


[edit] Template:ut

I need to automatically load Template: in front of the variable please help--Saturn1 02:19, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Apology

I apologize, I think move once not twice the article. The mistake would be mine. I revert to history before save under the new name. I don’t know a thing for category and will not allow my self to redirect page twice--Seraphita 19:58, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure I know what you're saying exactly. If you mean that you didn't mean to move the article back then apology accepted. I shall move it back. Otherwise, I shall move it back anyway, because it'll get deleted if it stays where it is. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:40, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
Ou peut-etre j'essayerai mon Français mauvais, si vous pouvez le comprendre? Les articles qui sont en les langues different, il faut les appeller avec le prefixe "Babel:" et la nom de la langue. Pour le Bulgare, c'est: "Babel:Bg/". C'est une convention pour séparer les langues, et pour essayer de ne confondre pas les admins qui ne parlent pas cette langues! D'accord? --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:46, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
After slow thinking about, you may be right, sorry for my voluntarism.--Seraphita 21:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Yikes! Cyber-Stalkers (re: Vern page)

Thanks again for your help on getting this post flagged. I'll be honest, I'd never heard of this site before happening upon a link to that entry, so I wasn't immediately sure how to rid the world of it. (It is more than a little creepy to discover a made-up biography about your dad that alleges he is some kind of pedophile, no?) I am about 95% sure the kids who created it are going to try to put something else up, so if there is some way to keep an eye on what they're posting that would be fannnntastic. I believe this all started when my dad was asked to be a moderator of sorts for some ESPN message board, and he ended up having to repeatedly ban these users for inappropriate photos/content (shocking, right? they seem like such nice kids!). Unfortunately he's not quite as cyber-savvy as he should be, and used the same handle for ESPN, Photobucket, MySpace, etc. Whoopsie.  :)

--The One In The Blue Shirt :) 11:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

That's quite all right. Unfortunately, I was an idiot and forgot to get those IP addresses before the page got deleted today, so I can't watch them. But I'll keep an eye on the space where the page was at least. I suspect they'll get bored before long and go off to some site where that sort of hate stuff is allowed. It is creepy, but we're far too used to finding that sort of thing on here; we've even got a name for it: slandanity (a cross between slander and vanity, where vanity pages are ones about people or things we've never heard of). I expect Wikipedia have it similar. Anyway, feel free to stick around and get some more positive experiences of the site - we've got a lot of stuff that actually is funny too! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

P.S. Though not through official means, you actually did help to get the page deleted - I only saw it when it appeared on the list of short pages after you'd blanked most of the content!

Hey, that's all right about the IP addresses -- it's just a couple of teenage boys whose favorite past time is to harass complete strangers online, so they were probably going through a proxy anyhow. Besides ... I am relatively sure they have the collective attention span of a goldfish, so they will probably find a new victim soon enough.  :) And in the meantime I will definitely check out the site ... the whole premise of it sounds hilarious and I've always harbored a secret desire to be an editor.  :) --The One In The Blue Shirt :) 14:40, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Quite honestly, Vern is NOT a nice guy. He harasses any and all ESPN posters that don't worship Lebron James. He also harasses any and all ESPN posters that don't hold his political views. And when I mean harass, he calls other posters names and will report them as soon as he's riled them up enough to defend themselves. I have no idea about his children...or whoever wrote the above. I'm sure THEY think he's a great guy. And I'm sure his kids are nice people. But to non family members, Vern is a vicious, venomous guy. The following is a prime example http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323776 . I'm no soccer fan. But to seek out soccer fans that actually remember having problems with this guy, only to harass them more? This is a grown man with grown children apparently. Very simply, Google Erievern and do some research. People across the internet complaining about this guy. Wherever he goes he creates enemies. To his kids; I'm sure you're very nice. But you must realize, your Father is not the nicest of people. He seems to be having trouble letting go of his HS sports career (at 50 something) and he likes to insult and alienate people across the internet. I just felt that both sides of the story needed to be told.

[edit] Poopsmithery

Hey SbU. Since you're a respectable poop smith, what do you think about creating a list somewhere on your userspace of "next-in-line-vfd-designated-poop". When I encounter VFD I almost never get the chance to post it, since it's always crowded and guarded by Zombies. So, possibly creating a waiting line? What do you think? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... interesting thought. Off the top of my head, it seems like such a scheme might get so backed up that no-one would ever get to put anything straight onto VFD ever again. I don't know if you've seen some of the pages where our regulars keep their own waiting lists, but there are usually enough on those to fill VFD 10 times over or more.
I don't know - I'll have a think about how it might be possible though, because we should indeed try to let the non-regulars in a bit more than we do. Meanwhile if you want to report anything yourself just leave it on here and I'll add it to my own list of things to VFD. Although I don't guarantee speed-deletion, because I come up against the same problem as you a lot of the time! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
hmmmm....I think we should try and improve the VFD system somehow, but I haven't a clue how to approach that....did you give it any thought? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:03, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Sorry - too busy playing with Dynamic Page Lists right now (oh, and eating, at some point, that would be a plan). The more cruft I can stop coming in in the first place the less has to be dealt with later. Have a patience-flavoured icecream while you wait.  :-) --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:18, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Hmmmm....icecream.....:) I had a pretty nasty crash with my bicycle last night, so an ice pack would work as well.....~Jewriken.GIF 09:04, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Ooh dear, hope you're okay - I still have the scars from the last time that happened to me. Admittedly it was my own fault for trying to jump off at too high a speed, and gracefully skidding to a halt on my hands, but it still wasn't nice.
Anyway, after seeing someone on the VFD talk page complaining of this very thing, I think there's definitely a need to do something. (Not that I don't trust your word alone, m'dear!) I think perhaps if I implement this for non-VFD regulars only, and make it just a list somewhat like QVFD that I can patrol to separate the rubbish from the "just not to certain people's tastes", it might just work. I'll get to work on setting up a trial version soon. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:16, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Great. Hope you get the +S btw! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 10:23, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Ooh, I hadn't even noticed we'd moved on to general voting. Coolness. Fingers crossed, then. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:26, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THE POWER!!

Grrr. Spang beat me at nomming you for Sysop. For a long time, I thought you would make an excelent sysop. Good luck at VFS, and have fun on IRC. Actually, when I moved in here, I thought you were a Op (then I checked Special:Listadmins). --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 15:57, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

I hope that when you become royalty you don't forget about us peasant users. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite • USA!
It's not exactly a foregone conclusion yet guys! I kind of have to hope they decide to op more than one person really... and that it's me! So put those bribes away for now, eh?--Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:39, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Zombiebaron and Spang were discussing Opping two users this month, and if not this month, August will come. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 03:12, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I forgot, Being nommed for Sysop by an admin promotes you Captain Strange but untrue! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 03:14, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Really? Hmm, who nommed me last time? Ah yes, 'twas Cs. I was going to say, it would have been funny if I'd already been a captain for months and not known about it. Although I'm not so bothered about ranks really, I'd just appreciate the extra tools. (All the praise I'm getting right now is also nice though, I won't deny!) --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:10, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, the point is that you can promote anyone to the rank of First Lieutenant. BTW here is your template. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 16:28, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Thankee - I shall... well, probably not wear it - it might give off the wrong impression since I'm not too keen on encouraging the military. But I shall put it in my box of shiny things, anyway. Meanwhile, if you want meaningless promotions, I suggest HGG!  :-) I think I'm more of an award-templatey kind of girl. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:29, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Just managed to read this. I think he told you that so you'd promote him to First Lieutenant.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:56, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Templasexual

You had to coin the term, so I had to write the artcile. Templasexual 01:49, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

Heehee - I love how throw-away lines can turn into whole articles on Uncyc! Disturbing but funny - I won't say it excites me in case anyone hears and writes Templasexualsexual... --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:17, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] In case anyone happens to wonder

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected return date is Monday evening. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

I care! I care! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:28, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm scared! I'm scared! Also: I'm back! I'm back! --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:08, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
She's scared of your Shuriken Star of David.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Nah, she's just trying to get over the hang over and that spinning blob makes it difficult! ~Jewriken.GIF 06:02, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Poopsmith

You are an excellent candidate for sysop. I have voted for you and sincerely believe that you will make it this month. As such, your job as Poopsmith will be vacant, and I would like to volunteer to fill its position.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:41, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Again, I shall say "don't count your chickens before they're eaten". I was wondering about this the other day, though. If I'm opped, I think I'll see how much poopsmithery I can still be bothered to do before thinking about a new incumbent. Also I'm reluctant to let go of/rename the lounge so soon after its creation, but again, we'll see. I have to confess I'm slightly disappointed that you went against the general rule of Uncyclopedia promotions by asking for it, but I'll not hold it against you if and when it comes to decision time. Rest assured, you would have been in my list of people to think about anyway. :-) --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:54, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
I wasn't aware that poopsmithery was a promotion in itself anyway. I thought I was helping out. Sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:23, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, you know what I mean. It's extra responsibility and suchlike, which kind of makes it a promotion even if it doesn't come with fancy titles. I'm not that disappointed in you - it's not like it's adminship which everyone knows you don't ask for! This mainly might serve as a warning that I won't appreciate being asked by a million other people! As Famine did to me, I shall choose someone whether or not they've volunteered to do it. Umm, you know, if I need to. (There I go counting those chickens again. Squawk.) --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:27, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Poopsmith's Lounge

This is perfect for people who won't get off their asses to wait to put an article on VFD. Damn lazy people. Hey! You're a lazy idiot! That I am, concience. Anyway, I see this Lounge to be helpful.

Image:Newcookie.gif High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:21, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Awards from Capercorn

The Capercorn Award
Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats!
Awarded for creating the Poopsmith's Lounge.

I award you an award award!

Capercorn awards you the award award for giving them an award!

Thanks for the Award Award. For that, you get one too. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 20:57, 16 July 2007 (UTC)


--The white lodge 16:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)The White Lodge Ok, im a noob and i probably have just written where i wasnt supposed to but i couldnt finda usertalk page for you. Anyway, I need to ask if it is possible if you can remove the vanity page 7 day huff from the page on William Hulme's grammer school. Its a page thats still under construction, i know its not a laugh a minute, but i hope to improve it. I also read the vanity page and there is a section which says that a page has to apply to 2 of those things and the page on william hulme grammer school does. It does have a page on wikipedia and it does get a decent amount of hits on goodle, predominantly in the news. if you still disagree, then tell me and i will correct the vanity parts where ever possible

--The white lodge 16:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)The white lodge 9:59 Indian time saturday, 11 August

[edit] Rutger Hauer

I revised it some more. It's still small, but at least it's not the one-trick pony that it was last week. Spikebrennan 21:27, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Ooh dear - sorry, from the point of view of an Uncyclopedian that's actually worse. We tend to prefer text in proper paragraphs rather than lists, and we're not that fond of quotes despite what the rest of the site would have you believe. I think you've picked a difficult article to make really - people who are not internationally known are very difficult to parody successfully. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:48, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
I guess a dry sense of humor isn't what people are looking for around here. I should have put in more four-letter words and masturbation jokes-- that way the article would have been more consistent with the rest of the crap I've been seeing around here. (I'm not ranting at you, I'm just ranting in general.) I'm a little surprised that you think Rutger Hauer isn't internationally known. Spikebrennan 19:46, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

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User:Clown Time's user page was put up for your lounge. Since it was the author's request, I added a comment that that was not the proper place for the user page to be, but it was supposed to be at QVFD. Can you strike that nomination out?--Sir Manforman 22:17, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

Done. I appreciate we're bound to get a bit of accidental QVFD traffic on there, and any help in weeding it out is appreciated. --Image:Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:39, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Why did you put my article on the vfd

As my article was on the vfd before and deleted but i got bradey helped me out by undeleting it and placing it in User:Richardson j/Alfred kahn and after 3 or 4 month i thought it was time to move it to alfred Kahn and you put that notice up on it . and is there anything that can be done about it . And i be talking to Braydie about it as well as i trust him even if the first meeting with him was because he blocked me once .Richardson j 00:02, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm not sure there is much that can be done with this one, Richardson. The very first line rings alarm bells: "Alfred Khan is somebody who hates Japanese." This is just an accusation, and therefore doesn't make us laugh even if it's not true. The rape and suicide are not funny, just like they aren't generally funny when they happen for real. And as the random tag hints,