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[edit] Yepyepp, talkie time.
New talking words go B'Lowe this here line if you can handle that. Respect.
[edit] RAPE!!!
This rape was brought to you by Orian57... Have Fun!MuCal. 
Orian57 23:28 21 June 2008
- Why thank you. That took around twenty seconds. Reminds me of my prison days. sir
sysrq @ 23:29 Jun 21
- Oh crap, someone already raeped you. <23:47, 21 Jun 2008>
- Haha, you're stuck with sloppy seconds. Oh well, make it quick. sir
sysrq @ 23:47 Jun 21
- gasp I can't rape you because I just noticed something: you stole my talk-page idea of whoring articles through randomly generated pictures! <0:00, 22 Jun 2008>
- Absolutely stoled. But if it makes you feel special, they don't link to the articles they're related to. I just needed to make this talk page look a little bit more special. sirsysrq @ 01:16 Jun 22
- Well, as long as you're indirectly whoring to me, let me indirectly whore to you: [1] <1:33, 22 Jun 2008>
- Absolutely stoled. But if it makes you feel special, they don't link to the articles they're related to. I just needed to make this talk page look a little bit more special. sir
- gasp I can't rape you because I just noticed something: you stole my talk-page idea of whoring articles through randomly generated pictures! <0:00, 22 Jun 2008>
- Haha, you're stuck with sloppy seconds. Oh well, make it quick. sir
[edit] HELP!
Hi this is Auk... the terrible new writer of Howto:get a life.... you said you could help me out... please tell me how I can fix my article, i already did the obvious (add hyperlinks), but i need a little more help to make this a good article--Auk 06:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
- Hiyo, glad you took my invitation to visit my talk page. The article itself isn't too bad. I placed the ICU tag more for your capitalization, spelling, and grammar, although the piped links were definitely needed; adding those was indeed an improvement. I'd be more than happy to give you a comprehensive review via Pee Review if you'd like, which would allow for me to break down your article and show you where you need improvement in all areas of humor writing. sirsysrq @ 17:14 Jun 22
[edit] Wow, your talkpage is looking a little empty...
...need to fill it up. Anyway, UnProvise is dwindling a bit, but I've started what's turned out to be quite a good UnProvise (here). We just need a few more people to keep it going. What do you think? Feel like UnProvising a bit? - [10:33 22 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
[edit] I CAN HAS WIKIBRAEK?
Message from the editor:
Okay, so I've decided I need a little bit of a break from this site. Naw, I'm not leaving for good. And no, this hiatus won't be as long as my last one, and I won't come back under yet another username. This may be a week, two at the most. I just need a break. I need a break.
[edit] Wikibreak?
Why, Sissy? <1:08, 23 Jun 2008>
[edit] Y HALO THAR COMPUTER KEY GAI!!!
Since you were nice enough to bother..."welcoming" me, I thought you might wanna check out the article I wrote and gimme a couple of pointers, as I'm not sure I executed HTBFANJS to its full extent.
...yes, I only did it so I could be eligible for this pacifier thingy. So? 21655 14:57, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
- Um, it says up there he's on a wikibreak, so I wouldn't expect an immediate answer if I were you. However, for what it's worth, here are two tips: One, it's very short. Short articles tend not to do too well. So expand it. Wikipedia has an article on it that may provide some inspiration. But definitely add stuff. Two, when you have a longer article, this is the best place to go. Most of the time, a friendly soul will pick it up and give you a helpful review full of pointers about how you can improve it. Keep going, and good luck! --UU Blah / Pee
15:06, Jun 23
[edit] Calling To Order Of The First Meeting Of The SysRq Fanclub Society
Well since you're apparently skipping Uncyclopedia (which is immoral/amoral - delete as you find inappropriate) this is a good time to call to order the first meeting of the SysRq Fanclub Society. Would all SRFS members, please rise for the SysRqian anthem? - [15:54 24 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna SysRq! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 16:02 24 June 2008
- Rule 1 of the SysRq Fanclub: SysRq is not God, but he is as awesome as him. ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·MP·VFH) 12:28, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- No you dolt. Rule one of the SysRq Fanclub is: you do not talk about the SysRq Fanclub. What you have is Rule Three. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 13:30 25 June 2008
- I thought Rule 1 was "never put vegetables in your pants (British pants)"! - [15:51 25 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- But putting carrots in your pants makes your cocks look bigger! What would I do without my pant dwelling carrots!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 16:06 25 June 2008
- Cocks? My eyebrow is officially raised... - [16:09 25 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- What are you looking at me like that for? Have I grown an extra head or something? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 16:10 25 June 2008
- Let me be the first to sacrifice a virgin in honor of the Almighty SysRQ! Sorry Yettie, time to die. Hurry back Sys! -OptyC Sucks!
cun17:21, 27 Jun
- Hey hum, SysRq, you there? Yeh, yeh, you're meant to be having a wiki break...we all know you're monitoring your userspace, really...hoping someone will miss you or something. Anyway, is it okay if I make an official fanclub homepage thing in your userpage? Also, since I like titles, I'm now unofficially declaring, on behalf of the Society that all members may add the prefix "SR" to their signature...yayayayayayayayay! - [16:22 28 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- Let me be the first to sacrifice a virgin in honor of the Almighty SysRQ! Sorry Yettie, time to die. Hurry back Sys! -OptyC Sucks!
- What are you looking at me like that for? Have I grown an extra head or something? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 16:10 25 June 2008
- Cocks? My eyebrow is officially raised... - [16:09 25 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- But putting carrots in your pants makes your cocks look bigger! What would I do without my pant dwelling carrots!? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 16:06 25 June 2008
- I thought Rule 1 was "never put vegetables in your pants (British pants)"! - [15:51 25 June] Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
- No you dolt. Rule one of the SysRq Fanclub is: you do not talk about the SysRq Fanclub. What you have is Rule Three. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 13:30 25 June 2008
- Hiyo, yeah I'm back. If you feel like making an official page, go for it. But I felt like the essence of the SFS was really just about this talk page, and I consider this to be the HQ. I'm gonna put up an IRC channel for it as well if people are serious about this fan club. Also, hi. Glad to be back. sirsysrq @ 00:59 Jul 1
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[edit] Yay Best Friend!
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Hello, SysRq, I just thought I'd drop by to let you know that you're my best friend too. No really. Sure you may see this message on other people's talk page but you know that I'm just saying that so I don't hurt their "feelings". You are special. I also recognise that you weren't exactly spoilt for choice on who to vote for But thanks all the same |
Yay, OK you haven't closed the voting yet but my clock says it's the first so no one else can win anyway. No seriously though it means alot that people like me. I like being liked, you see? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 03:51 1 July 2008
[edit] Can I be the trash man...
Hey SysRq, i was just thinking, and i was wondering how i can sink any lower on this site. And i've found out how... my idea is for every crappy image or photo to be posted on my talk page as a kind of hall of shame. The way i see it, i already suck on this site, why don't we just put this flaw of mine to good use as a memorial to all photos crappy and lame?-Bobofosho2 16:34, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- What you do within the confines of your userspace is not my business. Do whatever you want. Personally, I think your time would be better spent reading recently featured articles, analyzing them to see what makes them funny, and then improve yourself as a writer. But hey, that's just one man's opinion. sirsysrq @ 18:40 Jul 1
[edit] Can't you put me to some use?
I believe that i can be a shining example of what all UnNoobs should not be, so is there way u (SysRq) or any other admins. can put my UnAbilities to work? Maybe we can create a Dont be like this guy... page. so wadoya' think?-Bobofosho2 20:07, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- If you don't want to write, you can always take a look at the "things to do" headline on the left side menu. You can fix articles, or deuglify them. ~
20:11, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Have you actually edited the main space at all yet Bobofosho2? Looks like all your stuff have been on talk pages and the like to me... MrN
20:15, Jul 2
- Give the kid a break, he's written a couple articles and put some effort into them. Granted they were not very good, but the thought is what counts when judging a user's work ethic (not necessarily his talent). Bobo, if you would like for me (not really sure why you're coming to me for this sort of thing but okay) to give you something to do, I will. Practice writing. Here's a little exercise for you: make a list of article ideas you would either like to write yourself or would like for someone else to write. Article ideas should be:
- Have you actually edited the main space at all yet Bobofosho2? Looks like all your stuff have been on talk pages and the like to me... MrN
- If you don't want to write, you can always take a look at the "things to do" headline on the left side menu. You can fix articles, or deuglify them. ~
- All I'm looking for is just a list of article titles for now. Maybe jot a sentence or two to explain how you think the article should be written; your concept, if you will. I'd like to see this list when you're done, so put it in your mainspace. I'm willing to work with you here, so long as you put some effort into it and stop trying to parade yourself around as an intentional noob. We get it, you're an idiot. That's not funny. Let's try writing, eh? People will like you better. sirsysrq @ 23:44 Jul 2
- All I'm looking for is just a list of article titles for now. Maybe jot a sentence or two to explain how you think the article should be written; your concept, if you will. I'd like to see this list when you're done, so put it in your mainspace. I'm willing to work with you here, so long as you put some effort into it and stop trying to parade yourself around as an intentional noob. We get it, you're an idiot. That's not funny. Let's try writing, eh? People will like you better. sir
By mainspace, you mean my userpage right, not my talk page?-Bobofosho2 03:09, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- You could do it on your userpage if you like, sure, but if you wanted it on a seperate page in your userspace make a page titled like this User:Bobofosho2/Article Ideas. Your userspace is anypage with the prefix User:Bobofosho2. It's handy for seperating your things so you can link to them seperatly (like in my sig) also for creating articles, you may want to have it in a userspace (User:Bobofosho2/Article Name) to start with so you can work on it for as long as you like. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 03:16 3 July 2008
Ok, i've posted a few ideas which i've been playing out in my head a while. I know that my descriptions may not sound good, but i've given these a lot of thought and i know they'll make good articles... So anyone, will u take a look at my userpage and tell me what u think?-Bobofosho2 03:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I created an UnNews article called UnNews:Wii Remotes Begin To Rape Children. Take a look see.-Bobofosho2 18:43, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
- ...I'm sorry, but it seems as if I've identified your problem. All of your articles are about rape. Releasimification was about rape (I think) and it wasn't all that funny. Simply using profanity and shock images and going on about rape isn't going to cut it. You need to be witty and original.
- Let's look at your list so far. The first one could be funny, but you'd need a really good angle for that one. The second one is a list and therefore is a dud, sorry. The last one could also be funny if you could find a suitable concept. One such article that you may want to read to get an idea of what I'm talking about is Atlanta. But that article you just wrote just...isn't that funny. sirsysrq @ 21:08 Jul 3
[edit] Thank you oh great Sissy
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Hey, SysRq. Steven would just like to thank you for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia. He really would but right now he's sleeping.
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"...one of the funniest things I've read in a while" Aww, you flatterer. Thanks though. Means alot. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir 09:08 6 July 2008
[edit] I R SORRY
I is sorry I could not become noob of the month. I got diestracted with school, and it appears you got distracted with stuff as well. Oh well. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 14:17, 5 July 2008 (UTC) (I forgot to log in)
- Meh, it's cool. I've been drifting in and out of Uncyc, so it's no big deal. We can get back to your training whenever. sirsysrq @ 22:50 Jul 6
[edit] Ok what angle should i take here
ok, so i think i'll do the track article first... but what angle do u think I should take. Cheers?-Bobofosho2 23:58, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
- The angle I would use would be to write from the viewpoint of some jock-type football player who doesn't view track as a real sport. You could use an opening line like: "Track and Field is allegedly a sport that involves running around a track and looking ridiculous. It is primarily engaged in by skinny boys who were dropped by Coach Woodie from the football team tryouts." Make it personal. Make it sound like vanity, as if it's your school. Assume a character. Ask yourself: "What would a stupid football player have to say about track? How would he sound as he said it? What else could happen to my character?" You don't have to take it in that direction or use that opening line, but that's just my suggestion. Writing is a creative process, and there's never just one way to do it. But I find that to be an effective way to write an article: by assuming a character and writing from a different viewpoint rather than just being fact-oriented. (even if they're not actual facts) sirsysrq @ 01:35 Jul 7
[edit] New Article by yours truly
I actually started an article about my Ventura, and I took the role of a film noir style film. I set me as the main character. The article around me trying to survive the "rathole of a town". It's definintly a work-in-progress... here's the link: User:Bobofosho2/Ventura, CA. Thanks and cheers. p.s. this article i wrote basically took your advice and put it on a different topic.-Bobofosho2 02:16, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
- It's certainly an improvement. A vast improvement. But the humor itself still leaves something to be desired. Also, avoid using your username. Instead, make up a name. Don't go breaking the fourth wall on me, now. It's a great start and a step in the right direction. You just still need to develop your humor style. Avoid fat jokes and other things of the like. Try to come up with something a bit more clever, possibly even abstract. Good luck, I'll be watching this article. sirsysrq @ 17:03 Jul 9
[edit] Why don't you adopt?
Man, I woulda looooved to have you as my adopt-a-n00b adopter. How come you don't adopt? I know you would make a bitchin adopter, and screw those people who think your mean, 'cause you're not. And if you ever do decide to adopt will you adopt me? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bobofosho2 (talk • contribs)
- That's... that's okay with me... *sniff* <4:53, 11 Jul 2008>
- I do adopt, I just can't right now. In case you haven't noticed, I haven't been here much. Not on purpose, it's just that approaching my senior year of high school can be somewhat taxing on one's jerk-off time. Cajek is a better adopter for you anyways, stick with him. He's a silly motherfucker. He'll teach you to fly. Did I say fly? I meant cook fries. sirsysrq @ 17:55 Jul 11
- I do adopt, I just can't right now. In case you haven't noticed, I haven't been here much. Not on purpose, it's just that approaching my senior year of high school can be somewhat taxing on one's jerk-off time. Cajek is a better adopter for you anyways, stick with him. He's a silly motherfucker. He'll teach you to fly. Did I say fly? I meant cook fries. sir