User talk:SysRq/2

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Contents 1 Thanks for adopting me! 2 Thankies 3 Pee Review 4 Any chance of a review? 5 VIRGINITY STEAL 6 I WANTED TO TALK ON YWR PAGE! 7 You make my vague approval 8 Change topic 9 thanks 10 Lol thx srsly! 11 Christopher Meloni thanks you! 12 Welcome to Uncyclopedia 13 Ello 14 Thank you! 15 On Bureaucracy 16 Thanks for the review! 17 UnTunes:Home on a Friday Night 18 Thanks for the cool watch and ninja star!

[edit] Thanks for adopting me!

And, in addition to the above, thanks for telling me I don't have to write like this: lol u r 2 funI anymore. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sk8R Grl (talk • contribs)

No problem, just PLEASE remember to sign your posts on talk pages and forum posts. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 23:04 Feb 29

OOPS! I forgot! *smacking forehead on wall* Sk8R Grl 23:25, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

P.S. that kiss was purely between friends, right?! ;-) Oh, and if my shit starts turning creepy, say so. haha --Sk8R Grl 02:01, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Frlz, I'll hit you or something. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:37 Mar 1

haha, thanks :D What the hell is Frlz? (toldja I don't usually use abbreviations!) --Sk8R Grl 16:06, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Thankies

I saw you blanked the sucky Pee review I got. It was a disappointment for all good pee reviewers out there. Thank you! /me hugtackles SysRq -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:09, 27 Feb

I'd have gotten to it myself, but I was busy dealing with his other victims. Then I had to go somewhere for an hour. Now that I'm back, I'm gonna make me some cookies and go review that article only because I think I said I would do it a few days ago. (plus, I'm trying to shoot for RotM next month but don't tell anyone that I'm secretly a whore!) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:03 Feb 27)

Awww... I feel touched. (In a non-sexual sort of way...) -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:13, 27 Feb

Course not, because I'm operating on the assumption that your husband is stronger than me. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:19 Feb 27)

Let's not get into that subject (though I have according to a perfectly scientific test online the ability to beat up 26 six year olds or five ninjas without breaking a sweat and if I have something like say a police baton, I can beat up ten marines, so I think you should be more scared of me... /me gets that glazed look in her eyes ;) Thankies for the review. I'm going to move on to something else. It was my first shot at an UnNews article and it was a rewrite of something I considered to be total crap. I redid it, including upload of new images on purpose. And it is true, it is not as funny as it coud have been. But for a first article and a first rewrite attempt, that's a perfectly good score, methinks. I've still got time to make better articles... /me ponders what to write next... -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:41, 28 Feb

[edit] Pee Review

I thought I'd give you this star for the vote. Also to thank you for the Pee Review (but you'll get the bonus points only in exchange for cookies!)

As comes to the images and related gags and P.O.R.N. leading to the obvious location, they were added by Someone Else, so blame them... As comes to formatting, I have been brainwashed to do certain things in a given way, but I'll try to take note and fix the general look of the article to get the gags to a slightly higher level. I've been up to no good lately. That one is all me. Rewrote an existing article and added better images. I'm good... Or then just evil... Whatever... -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:56, 21 Feb

Sweet. I'll throw some in the oven. Cookies, not Jews. Or Jew cookies. =D And yeah, I'll be sure to go have me a look at your article again. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:05 Feb 21)

/me skips happily around the room. COOKIES! Wheee... /me falls off chair and knocks self unconscious... -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:27, 22 Feb

Wait a sec, when did that chair get in here? My talk page is supposed to be awkward and uncomfortable, there shall be no furniture on MY WATCH!! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:27 Feb 22)

/me hands SR an inflatable chair. with an attached pressurised air capsule usually seen in airbags... -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 14:42, 22 Feb

Okay, now you're just trying to provoke me. Them inflatable chairs are extremely comfortable. They cannot be tolerated. /me puts on his popper pants with the sharp needles on the ass and prepares to sit down on it ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 17:54 Feb 22)

Don't worry, I've got a spare... /me pulls out one of those bean filled chairs... There's room for two here... Though no popper pants allowed... ;) -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:32, 22 Feb

Bean bag chairs? Why, those are ridiculously uncomfortable! Especially for me, since I have scoliosis. Sounds like a perfect compromise. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:40 Feb 22)

/me crashes into bean bag chair and falls asleep. Have to be at the bureau early (GMT)...As someone in IRC said, all females on the internet are Feds by default... ;p -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:53, 22 Feb

Yeah, you're going to do just fine here. Night kiddo. I'll be up for the next 10 hours cause I'm American. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:08 Feb 22)

Don't call me "kiddo"... I'm likely old enough to be your mother... ;) -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 07:51, 23 Feb

[edit] Any chance of a review?

Hey there SysRq. I've noticed you've done a number of really decent reviews recently (I keep an eye on the queue to update this on behalf of this, in case you were wondering why).

Anywhy, I like your style, and wondered if I could get you to review one of the articles I have on the queue at the moment? I'd ask the only other person regularly reviewing at the moment, but that's me! Anywhat, if you don't mind, (probably) easy, (possibly) medium, (very likely) hard - take your pick. I'd be most appreciative. Ta. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 13:54, Feb 21

I will gladly review ALL THREE of them. Any time anyone requests a review I'm more than happy to do it. =D Oh, and thanks for explaining things to that guy for me, I think I might still have to deal with him (or rather, get an admin to deal with him) if he does something like that again. I was really trying to help him out, I don't know why he's being a dick when I'm just looking out for him. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:50 Feb 21)

Wow, super fun bonus time! You so totally rock! Here, have two thingies for being so helpful and stuff (I tend to avoid golden showers):

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

I was going to move Average Cop to the UnScripts namespace when it was done, so thanks for confirming that's the right idea, and thanks again for some very helpful comments, your feedback is hugely appreciated. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 08:47, Feb 22

Cool, thanks bro. And I'm just about to go review your silly TP mystery which I took the liberty of reading over last night. Thanks for reviewing my Charles Lindbergh article, but I did have just one more question for you. After I got off the computer last night, it occurred to me that I could probably add a whole 'nutha section on his years as a Nazi sympathizer. (which he was actually accused of) Do you think I would be able to tie that in with my existing theme? I also have some other ideas which I'm going to add to it (after I review your article, of course) which may merit a total re-review if you felt up to it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 17:54 Feb 22)

Sounds good to me - it's not such a long article that it can't stand another section, so I'd say go for it. I'm sure you can tie it in somehow, there's always an angle! I'm more than happy to do re-reviews, just give me a shout! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 19:00, Feb 22

Uber sweet. Just added a whole new section that I hope you like. Also did some touching up here and there. I moved my article to the mainspace and I'll go ahead and set up another review page for it while I make up some templates to give you. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:38 Feb 22)

Like your review booking template there - very good! Y'know, me and Cajek started using those after we both peed the same darn article at the same darn time - not once, but twice! So they are kinda handy... Anyway, I'll have another look at your article sometime over the weekend - but I do have a packed weekend, so I can't guarantee when that will be. Tatty byes for now! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 23:07, Feb 22

Yerr, that's cool bro. And yeah, they kinda remind me of the {{RIP}} templates we UnNewsAudio kids use. I think I'ma go ahead and make a standard template for the PEEING team to use after I finish reviewing your article. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:11 Feb 22)

Right, one review and one nom for you. Good job. Now, let's see how many agree with me! As to my UnMystery, I've done all I'm going to do it for now, so if you wanna nom, you nom with my thanks! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 10:42, Feb 24

[edit] VIRGINITY STEAL

You talk page's virginity. It's mine. Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:39, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Hate to steal your thunder, but you can't pop my cherry if it's just all been cleaned out. =D Anyone? Anyone? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:40 7 Feb, 2008)

[edit] I WANTED TO TALK ON YWR PAGE!

and now I'm here, I have no idea what to say. W♥♥! ^_^ -_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 17:15, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Let's talk about what we have in common...like how we both have an exclamation point after our names in our sigs. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:22 11 Feb, 2008)

And our immense love for penis! Wait, is that just me? --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 08:48, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Nope, I'm sure "immense" is the right word to describe it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 14:48 12 Feb, 2008)

And not just the love, eh? ;) --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 15:06, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Sex may be about love, but GAY sex isn't. Haha I'm at school right now and my teacher is watching me type about gay sex. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:10 12 Feb, 2008)

I deeply hope ywr comment on gay sex was a joke. --_^(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote! 15:23, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Of course, I'm mocking the misconceptions about gay sex by homophobes. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:30 12 Feb, 2008)

[edit] You make my vague approval

In recognition of your recent vote on my article on VFH, HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick(I'm not whoring) I present you the highest honour I have bothered to make up. BEHOLD! --Inorian the Eternal | HOWL AT ME! [MUN] [IAA] [RANDOM CRAP] 15:34, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Change topic

01:35, topic is: "Dragons"

<The Dragon Man> Wanna change topics? I do.

[edit] thanks

[edit] Lol thx srsly!

	Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

That's right, thanks for one helpful-ass review! I'll try and imorove based upon what you said, and maybe write some more UnNews articles after I improve. As for the image- I put Mohmoud Iwannadestroyamericajad on purpose- I was leaning towards the fact that all middle eastern countries had united against America, hence Mochmaudbdur Imsuchabiggiantassholejad being Vice President. As for the Iranian flag..., yeah, I fucked up. Thx! - DarkBlue 15:27, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Awweh, you shouldn't have! =D Thanks. And yeah, I just really felt like most of the users that would frequent UnNews (like I do) would have caught that. But like I said, if you were able to whip up an image like that one, I'm sure you could chop another image that's just as good. Glad I could be some help to you. Good luck writing and stuff. I'll be sure to read your future work. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:31 Feb 20)

How's this for two future ideas- I'd like to get the opinion of an UnNews fan before I start them- "Wikipedia becomes self-aware, begins world conquest" (Terminator refrence :p) and "God announces presidential canidacy" DarkBlue 21:31, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

I like em both. I'd love to see em, I might even record the audio for them. (I do the UnNews Audio thing as well, just checkit my werks page for other articles I've recorded. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:39 Feb 21)

Super-awesome! I'll cultivate the idea a bit and let you know when they're ready. Lol thx! -DarkBlue 00:09, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Christopher Meloni thanks you!

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:24, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Here you go. Hard refresh it, and it should work like you want it. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM