User talk:THE/arkive fourf

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Contents 1 My fellow American 2 American (species) 3 Ey 4 I has an e-qustion 5 <Unrelated discussion censored> 6 Excellent voting 7 Two things 8 Most Haunted 9 Pee Review 10 Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer 11 Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Artistic Chemistry 12 Feel the power of science!! 13 BLONDEST REDHEAD GINGER KID EVER!!1! 14 Main page on UnNews 15 Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before? 16 Heeg 17 The villains begrudgingly thank you 18 It just ain't that funny...unless it's an in-joke 19 Because you are gracious... 20 K 21 Your welcome. 22 Here he is again 23 Drunk Olympics... 24 Thanks for your vote! 25 Thank you! 26 Micro review 27 Thanks for the vote 28 the bathroom RATTLES with anger! 29 *STAR WARS theme plays...* 30 Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness 31 Thanks for the heads up. 32 I hate the united states! 33 Thanks for the pic 34 GMookgle 35 Sorry that this is a flamewar of the highest magnitude 36 I got ban 37 Special Delivery: Sent Up Via The Southern Pacific Railroad (fast huh?) That's VERY Fast! 38 Merry Xmas! 39 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 40 Bloody Pagans

My fellow American

Remember how a long time ago, I asked if you'd support American (species) in a VFH vote? And you said yes?

Well, MY FELLOW AMERICAN, the time has come! TOO LONG have America-related articles LANGUISHED in mediocrity! JOIN WITH ME, and together we shall see AMERICANS step forth into a GOLDEN FUTURE!

Unless, of course, you're British. But I'll take my chances on that. --Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson ^{talk stalk} 00:17, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I gave it my vote. Good luck!!!!!!!!!1111111 --THE 00:43, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

American (species)

Your spelling is somewhat superior, too. Changing 'described' to 'descibed'...pah! :) RabbiTechno 19:19, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

At least I didn't change it to "deskribed." --THE 19:28, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Ey

Doesed you has He Who Writes Labs of Burning Candles? I need know what the hell I be doing. --Polystyrene Man 22:36, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

I is snedded it. --THE 19:57, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

I has an e-qustion

Ok, I was looking through your pages last pages your pages and I couldn't could rememember what you were talking about when you said something about talking like this... um, no it was somesomething to do with that man... the really hot mom that is mine. Weellll, the point is that I have two hairy molars, and they're all coming on to me. And I have Mexican skin, but my heart is Polish.

Ummmmmmmm Hummmmmm kick the cackling cracker to the pavement.

NO WAIT:

kthxbai -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 23:46, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Is Dan on crack? Or just laxatives? Again? --Polystyrene Man 23:51, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Either that, or somebody knows his password... --THE 23:58, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

<Unrelated discussion censored>

I censord the diskussion below as it was unrlated to uncyklopeedia.

THAT ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT

IS A BITCH IS A

BITCH IS BITCH A IS. --Polystyrene Man 00:19, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

OH MY GOD, it is. I've been working on it for an obscenely long time, and took a break to write an unnews, which I'm working on as we speak. Hoo, yah, I'll be sleeping tonight! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

P.S. My discussion page now looks extremely ugly. Thank you. :D --THE 00:27, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I WANT TO TALK LOUD RIGHT NOW.

I've gots me 11 pages and while being naught but halfway through. FUCKS A ME. WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO DO THIS... Ahlso: do we need a citations PAGE or do the in-text citations count? (The ones with the parenthesis- (Spang,"A Fabulous Poem!")

Yeah, do we need a whole bibliography pages BASICXALYL? --Polystyrene Man 01:02, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I has 10 pages. You is ahead of me. I too, am not nearly finished.

And yes, you can indeed use in-page citations. But still...FUCKING FUCK. --THE 01:08, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

No but wait. What I meant is can you ONLY use in-page citations if'n you want? --Polystyrene Man 01:42, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Ooooooh...dammit. That's a good question. It doesn't say in the description, so I'm at a loss. You might want to include a citations page at the end just to be on the safe side, but on the other hand, that could be an unbelievable pain in the ass, especially considering the huge volume of work we'd be listing out. I, personally, am going to stick with JUST using in-page citations out of laziness, and hope it's good enough. Hopefully Leoispotter will come on tonight and help us out (though knowing him, he probably hasn't started yet) --THE 01:53, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Ahahaha, Dano? He's not going to do it until tomorrow at 2pm. But anyways, I've asked around and no one can give me an answer about the citation. It be mighty tempting to not do a citations page. I'm sure most people WON'T, and O'Neil pretty lax about that kind of stuff if a lot of people fuck up. Ayuh. --Polystyrene Man 02:00, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm not doing a seperate citations page. Considering how much time it would take and the fact that she indeed be mellow, I'll skip that part. Oh, and I'm almost on to my eleventh page now. Yeehaw! At this rate, I should be finished by...two? --THE 02:17, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Alright then, I won't do another page... Mmmmhmmm, page 13 as of nows. I have diction and imagery completely finished, all of the definitions in place. I just need quotes/analprobing for syntax and tone. Yay, bed before 3. --Polystyrene Man 02:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

MMkay, what was the name of the E.E. Cummings poem we analprobed? I don't have that packet, but I wants to look it up on my interweb browsing utility device. --Polystyrene Man 02:39, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

You mean "Me up at does"? --THE 02:44, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Many spanks, that'd be it. Page 14.

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I'm losing my head mind. --Polystyrene Man 02:54, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Page 13. You's still ahead of moi. AAAAAAARRRRGH. --THE 03:03, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Who are you using for extra poets? I've got Thom Yorke, Steve Howe, George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Syd Barret... aaah, she better not have a problem with that --Polystyrene Man 03:05, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

SHIT! Alas, I only just remembered her enabling us to use external poetic sources. Indeed, I shall have to try and infuse some into the remaining ten sections that remain blasphemously un-completed by me. I'll have to include Thom Yorke, possibly R.E.M. if I can think of any way of making their bizarre lyrics relevent to anything...well, I suppose "Aluminum tastes like fear" is a simile...and Pink Floyd lyrics for sure. I'd love to throw "YOU FUCKED UP OLD HAG" in there just to get a reaction... --THE 03:21, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

DO IT. I used "I'm a reasonable man get off my case get off my case get off my case" under repetition. So good, soo good. You has 10 sections left??? I gots 14. Basically, the rest of "Tone". Everything else (diction, imagery, syntax) is flippin-a-tit done. --Polystyrene Man 03:26, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I's been jumping around randomly, so I gots roughly half of tone, and some of imagery, and one syntax.Have you commenced commencement of French thing? I hasn't, and will likely be up again tomorrow doing that. Procrastination, be not proud! --THE 03:31, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Eyah, we had something to do in Francais? Was it big? 15 pages. --Polystyrene Man 03:41, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Les Choristes thingymajig, pour...Tuesday, whatever le mot pour Tuesday is. 14. --THE 03:45, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, well we have double study hall tomorrow anyways. --Polystyrene Man 03:51, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I forgot about the double, how woooonderful. Alas, the floor next to my desk is covered in poems that I unceremoniously shredded out of the book. I is hoping we won't need it any further, or I'll need some tape, or something :/ --THE 04:03, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I don't know. At this point, I don't care what happens to the poems. I had to miss game 4 of the world series for this stupid assignment. I be pissed. 16 pàgés. --Polystyrene Man 04:16, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, this is quite maddening. It seems as if no matter how long I spend working on this thing, there's still an endless expanse of work ahead. Beaucoups. Or is it pronounced Bow Cups? Anywho. My biggest fear now is that exhaustion will set in and I'll no longer be able to coherently think of sentences, not to mention in-depth ANALysis. That would be trés SUCKY. --THE 04:28, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

I coherent stopped ago long making sentences. WHY DON'T ANY OF THESE POEMS HAVE END RHYMES??? Tell me if you find one, k? :

I guess I'll throw my two cents into this already long dead conversation and say: THAT ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:07, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:16, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Two things

1. I cast my vote across the seas in positive outlook for you.

2. I need know the Francework again. --Polystyrene Man 21:01, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Go. Away.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:07, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Le devoir in FRANCe was pg 33F and 41C en pacquet. And pg 72 A+B in bOOOK. Oh, and thanks for the vote :) --THE 18:22, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Most Haunted

Yeah, I just read your comment you left on the talk page, and I hereby give you permission to to so. -Razorflame 18:22, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Also, view User:Razorflame/Ideas and tell me what you think of them. -Razorflame 18:24, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'll edit it in a few minutes. The ideas look promising :). --THE 23:42, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I went through and edited it. I toned down the informal tone a bit and made it sound a bit more like a wikipedia article. I tried not to alter it too drastically, but if you think I did, you can revert my editz if you want. Oh, and by the way, I've never watched that show before in my life :). --THE 00:04, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I changed only one thing that you did: the number of episodes....I decided to change it to 14 or so-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 01:29, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Okay, kool. --THE 01:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Go ahead and re-review this again if you want. I've added in quite a bit of information since you last took a look at it, so I'm wondering if you could recheck it again? -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

You mean edit it again or pee review it? --THE 22:30, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Let's get another Pee Review...I'll make the page shortly.

Again, thanks for the pee review:

	Rejoice, THE! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

and also thanks for the suggestions, but I've decided to take out the episode list I think. Do you think that that was a good idea? -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 17:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I think it was a good choice. After all, the article was a bit long; by removing that section you took out its weakest link, and the "failed attempts" section does basically the same thing as the episode list, but is more concise and is funnier. Thanks for the award! :) --THE 17:46, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Not a problem. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 19:44, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

I'll review one of your articles if you review one of mine? -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 01:33, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Are any of my articles even on pee review right now? XD. Okay. --THE 01:37, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

I have 3 articles waiting for review anyways...it's up to the users to review them...-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 01:39, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Is it okay if I do it tomorrow? I'm in a moderately lazy mood tonight. --THE 01:43, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Meh...3 articles is a lot, but that is OK! Go ahead and wait until tomorrow :) I'm patient :) -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 01:47, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Oops! Sorry d00d! Yesterday I was swamped with real-world obligations and didn't have enough time to do your review :(. Oh well, I'm glad you got your three articles reviewed, anyway! --THE 14:11, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer

Aaawww... THE/arkive fourf has been diagnosed with cancer. thyroid cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  CAKE J! <-> 22:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Woooohooo! :) --THE 14:11, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

GLAD YOU LIKED IT!   CAKE J! <-> 21:59, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Artistic Chemistry

	Rejoice, THE! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I'm really glad that you liked it. I hope you noticed that the headers translated into words, which is the reason for the notebook ("Carbon, Radium, Wildcardium (Z), Yttrium" = "CRAZY", etc.). The workbook is awkward, I know, but it's there so that people can translate the headers. I don't know what pics to add, but I did flesh out the introduction like you said. I liked your review, THE. When I fix it up, would you be willing to help me some more? --  CAKE J! <-> 21:59, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah, yes, I can see the word translations now, and the need for the workbook section makes a little more sense :D. Yeah, then I'd work on just adding some more "comments" for each of the elements, so it will look a little less barren. And I'd be glad to help out with the article, just say the word. --THE 22:19, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Definitely help with the workbook section: I can't think of 120 one liners. If you can think of anything to add to the main part, post it on the talk page. Thank you very much for the review, again, and for the help! --  CAKE J! <-> 22:49, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

lol, nice so far!   CAKE J! <-> 23:58, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks :). I'll probably add some more tonight, and I'll also try and think of some pics you could use... --THE 00:12, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Very welcome! As far as the pics go, I could just throw in some explosion pics in there...   CAKE J! <-> 00:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I think this one might work particularly well, especially with a nice, absurd kaption. --THE 00:23, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

This project is like the one-liner 500, isn't it?   CAKE J! <-> 00:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Yah! It's almost ridiculously fun though...and no edit conflicts (at least on my end)! --THE 00:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

lol I FEEL ALIVE. *SSNIIIIFFF* RIDICULOUSLY ALIVE. No edit conflicts yet...   CAKE J! <-> 00:42, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Arright! I'll probably add some more tomorrow (if I can think of anything else)... --THE 01:49, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the help! See ya tomorrow   CAKE J! <-> 01:50, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Feel the power of science!!

	The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
	Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:23, Nov 12

BLONDEST REDHEAD GINGER KID EVER!!1!

OHHH! Haha, wow! >__< Go me!

Well, still. My articles keep getting huffed. Shut up. I have my reasons. The Village Dump article is good. Shhh. Heck no techno

Main page on UnNews

How do articles get there? F9T 20:54, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

You add a blurb for your news article here. --THE 20:58, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah but i put mine there and it dissapeared. F9T 16:47, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Oh yeah, that Illogical place. Anyway, glad you liked Age of Umpires. Like your work, man. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:13, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!! Yeah, love Age of Umpires and the other articles you wrote on here. You should consider writing again on uncyclopedia as well as illogicopedia (if you're not too busy...mmm...running that other site :D). --THE 21:19, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Heeg

Har gar he --24.39.50.135 13:23, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 03:25, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

It just ain't that funny...unless it's an in-joke

Your explanation is disengenuous, I believe. The page, is after all, by your own admission, typically closed minded pro-AGW. It's more than likely that this page is part of your feudal fiefdom and you can't stand it being touched by anyone who gives the slightest hint that the furore around AGW IS rediculous nonesense. I think the Third World Coastal Poverty thesis is excellent - and, sadly, accurate in every detail. Overall, the page, as it stands is fairly unsubtle, and not very sharp in it's self-parody, probably because you are unconsciously committed to the truth of what you are being told in the media, and probably the self-deception that you have an original idea, or that your ideas are your own. By the way, it's the intellectual climate we should all be worried about. And when was the last time UN turned out something which reflects human reality? It's the weak minded who ally themselves with an organization because it matches their emotional attachment to an issue. The UN is a brutal organization responsible directly or indirectly for millions of deaths world-wide, run by brutal militaristic nations themselves also directly responsible for a swathe of misery world-wide. And this organization is then seen as the vehicle for salvation?! wtf?! Emotional self-deception by the most comfortable people in the world, happy to have their agenda on top of the world for their own gratification and finger wagging, while people who know a very real brutal reality every day have no voice and watch as the world economy carries on with it's systematic selective delivery of economic wellbeing to the 'right people' Yeah, I'm sure the UN's got it right. Well, they've got you right where they want you. It's a bit like smoking, who's the sucker on the end in this case?

Because you are gracious...

Ah, thank you muchly! Yes, I've been working on keeping my courteousness refined, and seem to have it down fairly well. Now I just need to work on my etiquette. *BELCH.* --THE 14:37, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

K

My computer's hard drive yearns for your lab report! -Polystyrene Man who is logged out

Okay, 'tis coming, I just had to finish up on Gerbil (musical instrument). --THE 20:42, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

I am laughing on account of that article being flip-freakin' hilarious. --Polystyrene Man 20:56, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Questions: What's the "Sample Calculations" section for? Does that replace the notes we were supposed to photocopy and attach on all lab reports? ALSO, do we need to include an analysis? Yours lacks one. --Polystyrene Man 22:25, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Many never minds, I found the anal ysis. First question remains. ALSO, how do you explain this (Under Averages/Precision): "Mass: 8.76 x 10-22 plus or minus 1.83 x 10-22 grams" That is a HUGE plus or minus. Also, are you sure about the accuracy section? 144% error? --Polystyrene Man 23:03, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks first of all. Secondly, the "sample calculations" is something we're supposed to put in. As for the accuracy, the results weren't anywhere near the actual values for size, hence the awful error rate. We kind of screwed up. --THE 00:20, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Your welcome.

It's the best thing on the queue at the moment... MrN  01:17, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey! Thanks! I'm glad you liked it :) --THE 01:19, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Here he is again

...Asking for HW.

French was something in the packet? What are we supposed to do with Macbeth? I wrote some lines down, but don't know what to do with them. --Polystyrene Man 21:17, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

DAnS le COuR du FRENCH, NOTRE devoir ETAIT PAKCET-- PG 56B PG62/63B PG64C. DANS LE COUR DE ENGLISH, NOTRE HOMWRK WAS KLOSE REEDING OF THEM EXCERPTS>, ., .,,., . Got all that, MONSEUR?>? --THE 23:28, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

I HAVE 11 TOES ON MY FINGERS. ("Thanks," translated from Swahili) --Polystyrene Man 23:48, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

I LIKE FOR SHE WHEN ALMOST ELEVEN CONCUBINES CATALYST (Swahili for "I LIKE FOR SHE WHEN ALMOST ELEVEN CONCUBINES CATALYST") --THE 00:15, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Drunk Olympics...

...finally got featured! Awww yeeeeeah!-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 21:31, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

I know! Wooooooo! :) Thanks for nommimmating it! Oh, I normally give two "thank you" templates to the people who nom my stuff, don't I? Oh well, just remind me sometime so I can forget again. --THE 23:35, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

*clears throat* I'm waiting....-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 02:56, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Whoa! Sorry about that! When I wrote "Remind me" it was just banter, I didn't think I'd actually forget! Sorry 'bout that! --THE 03:18, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote!

On The Color Problem. Glad you liked it... MrN  19:47, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

You voted... ...for Francis Winkler! In the name of all state-employed public educators of unstraight persuasion everywhere, thank you!

Thanks! --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 02:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Micro review

Hi THE, UU here. Just saw Grass in the Mist 2 on Pee Review. Not likely to have time to review it properly myself so I'm leaving it in the hope that someone else gives it the treatment it deserves. But I did want to say I really enjoyed it. It may be a tad too long, and it needs some pics, but it's an excellent idea and really funny. Thanks for a good laugh on a miserable morning! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:25, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed it. I was a bit anxious about writing it, because after all, sequels are fairly risky business. But this comment has been very reassuring. I've been conferencing with various users on IRC about where it could be shortened, because it certainly is a little on the longish side. Thank you for your comments, and I'm glad you found it enjoyable! --THE 21:47, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

MrN  17:21, Dec 6

the bathroom RATTLES with anger!

Hey, thanks for the touch ups, THE!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 6 / 21:37)

Yeah, no problem, a pee review is on the way too. --THE 21:37, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Thank you very much! Look forward to your suggestions.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 6 / 21:42)

	Rejoice, THE! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Very good review! I'll be back in a bit to talk about your suggestions...   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 6 / 22:30)

Alright, kool. --THE 22:31, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to add a picture. Would you be willing to rescore some parts of your review once I'm done, THE?   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 6 / 22:43)

NO!!! HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT???

...yes, of course. :D --THE 22:45, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

GASP!! YOU DARE TURN DOWN CAJEK?!?!?

Okay, so I got rid of the actual references to insanity except in the intro. I added a section, talked more about specific types of houses, and added a picture. I look forward to hearing from ya!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 6 / 23:03)

A'ight, I'll check it out after class today. --THE 11:49, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Very cool, danka.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 7 / 13:56)

Hey THE, AE put this article up for VFH. Whatcha think? Do you still check this section of your talk page, getting kinda crowded   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 12 / 23:33)

Haaaa, I was scrolling up and down for about a minute trying to locate my "new message." Yeah, I'll take a look at the nom. I'll probably either vote for or floor. Not sure what voting "floor" means, but I'll consider doing it. --THE 01:42, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:56, Dec 7

Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

	Oh Shit LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS, SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
	I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW, BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN

Hi THE, thank you for voting!

  CAKE J! <-> (Dec 8 / 15:36)

Thanks for the heads up.

Yeah thanks dude yeah I guess that does sound desperate to go around whoring my article. I just don't want it to get deadlocked okay but thatnks and also thanks for voting on it, hope it gets featured.--Dr. Fenwick 20:13, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

I hate the united states!

I just want to point out that you're debating someone in Uncyclopedia! Very interesting. You mammals are very interesting to study.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 9 / 19:13)

Politics is my weak spot. I usually avoid online arguments in most areas, but AAAAAAARGH. Ignorance sets me off. I saw "we should beat hippies and esport them to other cuntrieies beksuase they hat us and dont like us and we should kill them and they smell" and couldn't resist. I didn't realize that THIS ip user would actually...COME BACK! That's usually a thing unheard of amongst IP users. As an interesting side note, you say "YOU mammals are interesting to study." Are you....an ALIEN? *melodramatic music plays* --THE 19:52, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

That debate is going on and on, and you might as well prove him wrong. As an interesting side note, I am NOT a squirming purple tube from the Andromeda galaxy.   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 9 / 20:11)

I suppose I'll have to think of some way to end the debate at some point. Perhaps after his next rant, I should just say "You're right. I'll turn myself in to the authorities now and allow them to club me for being liberal." See what he does. As an interesting side note, are you a squirming BLUE tube from the andromeda galaxy? --THE 22:06, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry in advance, couldn't help myself. :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:41, Dec 10

I'M A HUMAN, OKAY?!?!??! Why, pffft, why does... pffft, I'm a mammal! I got hair and two eyes just like every other human! Listen, okay? Listen to me! I'm NOT a quivering, squirming blue tube from the Andromeda Galaxy! That's- that's ridiculous! That's totally insane and ridiculous and insane!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 10 / 02:41)

Would you be surprised to learn that that IP in question was actually.... ME?-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 04:55, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon: Don't apologize, that was actually fairly awesome. Leoispotter: Yes, I would be slightly suprised, as the user's IP is 69 something, indicating that you must have traveled pretty far in order to write using that IP address. Cajek: Urm... :D --THE 11:51, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the pic

Thanks for your help with and the picture for "News Corps buys Uncyclopedia". It's now on the main page news. I appreciate it much, and you are still making me look good. In fact, if you really liked the start I laid down, the foundation of that now excellent article, why not vote for me for NoTM accept this small token of my appreciation?

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Canada! 01:04, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, thank you! I'll check out the NOTM nominations later this month, all the nominees have their own pluses and minuses. I'll consider voting for you, though I confess that I'm not a fan of whoring... --THE 11:54, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

GMookgle

eh eithan i am wriitng to you because it is mnecsesarry for me to write to your toright ro mtme. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 13

15, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Someone seems to be using your account, Leo. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:38, Dec 10

Yes, it would appear that way, wouldn't it?-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 01:11, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Yeah Leoispotter, Polystyrene Man did that in the computer lab today. I witnessed it, but was powerless to stop him. Change your password, dammit!!! :D --THE 01:13, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry that this is a flamewar of the highest magnitude

I alredy hav parents and i lik them. LotofLOLS 00:57, 11 December 2007 (UTC) Ok that fin LotofLOLS 01:08, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey THE, mind if I ask you somethin'? You like being an adopter?   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 11 / 02:05)

I do indeed. It's a deeply moving experience, especially with someone famous like LotofLOLS. --THE 02:19, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

well, I'VE heard of him. Well, not heard of HIM, but you know what I mean. (Also, check out the shenannigans at NotM! It's insane!)   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 11 / 07:38)

Oooh yes, shenannigans indeed...I dislike drama in all forms. At least it appears to have settled down, which I am very thankful of. Hopefully they'll draw inspiration from the two of us, as we are both running against each other for...uhm...some award...but we don't find it necessary to whore recklessly and have massive flamewars with each other :). --THE 20:27, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Wait a minute, isn't this a flamewar? This is pretty controversial, the discussion we're having at the moment!!! I MEAN, LOOK AT ALL THE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 11 / 20:59)

You know, that's a good point. And all the colons before each comment...and the signatures...I can't think of ANY flamewar in which there weren't signatures involved... --THE 21:31, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

This flame war is (Item #1) spiralling out of control, and (Item #2) totally hawt, as a flamewar should be. I've never felt closer to someone else in a flamewar before! LOOK AT ALL THE SIGNATURES!!!!!!!!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 11 / 21:42)

Not just signatures'...look at all the WORDS!!! And LETTERS!!! AAAAAAAA!!! --THE 22:13, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Look at all the name-calling, THE!!! AAH MORE PUNCTUATION!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKIN' INTENSE!!!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 11 / 22:51)

Holy shit man...three exclamation marks? THREE? I can understand one exclamation marks, maybe even two, but a full-out THREE? --THE 18:52, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

This flamewar is to the point where everyone involved should be banned except yours truly!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 12 / 23:31)

IT WAS THE IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE PLASTIC FOON!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 13 / 03:18)

YOU BASTARD!!! GO SMOKE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA!!! response suggested by RAHB via IRC --THE 03:36, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

I HAVE A STRONG OPINION ON THE ISSUE BEING ARGUED IN THIS FLAMEWAR! I MUST TELL IT TO YOU IN A VERY LOUD VOICE BECAUSE I WASN'T AWARE OF THIS FLAMEWAR UNTIL I STUMBLED ON IT A FEW SECONDS AGO AND YOU MUST KNOW THAT MY OPINION MATTERS MORE THAN THE OPINIONS OF THE PEOPLE THAT DISAGREE WITH ME! I AM VERY ANGRY NOW! Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:53, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

OH SHIT THIS FLAMEWAR HAS INFECTED THE REST OF UNCYCLOPEDIA I CANT CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE THIS FLAMEWAR HAS REACHED THE LIMIT OF PUNCTUATION AND IS THEREFORE A FLAMEWAR THAT IS OUT OF CONTROL AND CRAZAY AS HELL   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 13 / 03:56)

OH MY GOD YOU TWO THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND INSANE AND INTOLERABLE AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AND YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT ANYWAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE ARGUING ABOUT, BUT I'M RIGHT, WHATEVER IT IS. SO STFU!!!!!!1111111 --THE 04:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

NO YOU STFU UR A IDIOT AND DON'T DESERVE TO BE HERE SOMEBODY SHOULD BAN YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG SO STFU N00B YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!11!1ELEVENTYONE!!1! Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 04:06, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

YEAAH WELL U ARE A BASTERN AN A LYAR U MAKE UP LIE OF ME I NOT A IDIOT YOU WRONG!!!! THAT MEAN!!!!! YOU R MEAN ME I SUE YOU!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!1!1!1!!!!1!11111 --THE 04:11, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

YEAH THE SHULD SEW YOU BOOMER FUCK YOU YEAH THE BOOMER YEAH SUE I WANNA HOT DOG   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 13 / 04:14)

NO FUCK YOU SHIT I HAVE A HOT DOG NOT YOURS HAHAHAFUCK I HAVE AND YOU CANT EAT IT!11!1!!!1! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHHAHAHA!1!!111!11!!!! Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 04:17, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

DAMMIT SHIT DAMN YOU THE AND BOOMER I WANNA HOT DOG DON'T VOTE FOR THE EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS SUPPLE BREASTS GIMME A HOT DOG IM HUNGRY I WANNA HOT DOG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111!!!!!!111!!11   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 13 / 04:28)

You're all a bunch of poopies. --THE 21:50, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

STOP CUSSSSIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!! AAAHHH STOP IT!!!!   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 13 / 21:56)

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!11111111 --THE 22:00, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

AAAHHHHH!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A SCOFFLAW!!!111!!1!11   CAKE J! <-> (Dec 13 / 22:02)

GASP! HOW COULD YOU?? YOU ASININE SLACKWIT! HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH PRESUMPTIONS!!! I'M GETTING AAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY11!!!!!1!!!111!!!1 Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 00:50, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

NINCOMPOOPS!!!!! NUMBSKULLS!!!!! MANGOES!!!!!! --THE 00:51, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

I got ban

I didnt do any thing and it said overflow and other stuf but now it let me in now,LotofLOLS 22:03, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Alright, it let you in, cool. Overflow just means that you typed too much, and the channel thought you were a vandal and killed you. --THE 22:12, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Special Delivery: Sent Up Via The Southern Pacific Railroad (fast huh?) That's VERY Fast!

A message for you sir, from The Thinker himself. He says, and I quote (loosely):

"Tell THE that I've started on the Smiths page, and will upload it as soon as my internet stops licking asshole."

That is all, good day to you sir. -RAHB 02:26, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Please deliver this message back to him. "Recalled to life." Good day. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Dec 15

Life? That's some sort of board game, right?

And thank you for transcribing the quote word for word, RAHBert. My internet seems to be on an asshole licking hiatus at the moment. --THINKER 07:15, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas!

Windows encountered an error during this season's greetings and must close We are sorry for any inconvenience caused (Bonner) (Talk)

Thank you sir!!! --THE 14:30, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

	Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:21, Dec 17

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