User talk:THE/arkive two

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Contents 1 Thank'd! 2 Thanks a bajoodle! 3 I'm back from the desert. 4 You reviewed my article 5 With Thanks 6 BB thanks thee! 7 I need help....again 8 The Page et al 9 THANK'D!! 10 THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU 10.1 Seems like I'm thanking you a lot today... 11 A slightly belated thank you 12 Blech.. 13 Fun Read 14 Thankie 15 The US Government Salutes You! 16 THECOOKIE 17 Pee Review 18 Thank'ee 19 Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie! 20 Bipolar Bears 21 Userpage poll 22 Notes on the Project, part 14 23 Thanks, chap. Carry on. 24 nougat nougat nougat 25 Who are you and what have you done to my talk page? 26 CRISIS! 27 Testing the waters 28 Thanks! 29 Wnana? 30 Trent Waterbirth and the Case of the Missing Dubloons 31 Yessir. 32 Gut Check 33 Note to self 34 Thanks so much for your vote on '667' 35 Meh 36 Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!! 37 Hooray! 38 The Fonchy One 39 Have another one of these 40 Hey... good idea

Thank'd!

Mr. Kearsy ..is so cool, he doesn't have to say anything in order to thank you. Just look into his eyes and you'll know.

A nice way to break in the new talk page, no? Thanks so much my friend. :) --THINKER 06:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

you're welcome. and congragulations on the feature!

PS, will the main DVD page you've been talking about just be, like, a DVD menu or something? Just a kind of centerpiece that links to all the various sub-projects? --THE 17:53, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

[1] (the preceeding unsigned komment was left by this guy sometime in the past)

PS again...I will be able to get back to editing the script tomorrow, Thinker. Sorry about the lag in edits lately, I've had finals exams. --THE 22:16, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah my thoughts were that it would be a DVD Menu that you see when you pop in the DVD. And I was thinking also that another feature could be a Chapter selection (linking each individual Act, with a picture for each hopefully).

And don't worry about the commentary dude, take your time. I think of SS as a fun side project for both of us, so there is no reason to rush it, or not study for finals. :) -THINKER 00:38, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, I added some more to the commentary, including a kind of odd moment where Unrelated quotes guy says something related, just to stir things up. I wasn't quite sure how to work bogdanovich's response to this, I was trying to have him being shocked and incredulous while simultaneously talking in his usual deadpan, disinterested way. Feel free to change it around all you want though if you don't like the way it turned out. and as for breaking it up into seperate acts, I'll have to think about that one. On the one hand, it might make it easier to read if it's broken up into smaller sections, but on the other hand breaking it up into seperate acts might make it more fractured and hard to follow...like "the young and the uncyclopedians". I'll give it some thought. --THE 14:45, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I'll go check it out in a sec. About the acts though, thats just for the DVD Chapter selection menu. The articles would remain the same, it'd just be linked to each individual act on that page. Like, it would have a picture of the scene, then link: Act III: The Feeding Party. It wouldn't create any new pages for the actual scripts themselves; that would be overkill x10. I'm just thinking of ways to full-out the DVD if we do it, even though its a while off still, I guess. :) --THINKER 23:37, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah, I see now. Yeah, a scene selection thing like that would work fine. As for the DVD page itself, I've started thinking that maybe you should take over as the writer of the initial "drafts" when and if we start in with the DVD page. It seems that you have a pretty good idea of where the DVD page is going with the "trailers" and things like that, so I was thinking maybe we should reverse the formula we've been working with when and if we start the "joe smiths" page and the other sub-pages of the DVD. Maybe. Like you said, it's still a long way off, since we've been working on the commentary at a fairly leisurely pace. So they'll be plenty of time to think about the possibilities for further expansion :) --THE 12:46, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh and PS, yesterday I came up with another idea we could possibly use for the DVD page: a deleted scenes section! Perhaps there could be one scene filled with avant-garde babble written by UQG but not used in the film (could be a deleted part of the "Dream sequence"). I'm sure we could think of some other deleted scenes too, perhaps. Whaddya think? --THE 12:42, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Ooooo I like that!!! --THE 21:54, 20 June 2007 (UTC)That's awesome actually, yeah!! I'm going to get back on the SS tip shortly, try to get the rest of the commentary done (coming along swimmingly I might add, great work so far, I'm lovin' it!!). After that I'd be glad to helm the DVD part of the project when its ready...like my 100 Worst article, there are still some formatting issues I wanna have worked out before we begin, so its good we're kinda just working at our own pace on it (aint wikis cool? lol).

BTW: here we goez again! :-D --THINKER 23:29, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

Voted :). I added some more to the commentary today, a lot from Bogdanovich especially. I was full of inspiration for commentary from him after watching this youtube vid of Bogdanovich rambling for seven minutes about filmmaking and how he "doesn't believe in luxury." Provided for some excellent inspiration. --THE 11:57, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you buddy!! And yeah, that video is classic.. Peter and his "master" scenes, lol.. but, he doesn't stumble and sigh in that one much, which made me worry that it might've been isolated to Citizen Kane and Sopranos. But no worries, it isn't. HA! :) --THINKER 21:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

lol, hilarious! I watched that one too, after watching the "master scenes" one. That's why I had him referring to His Girl Friday and Grapes of Wrath in there, because he says (after several minutes of struggling to find the right words) that they are some of his favorite movie...film...movie...film? Films. --THE 21:54, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Added some more today. I'm savin' some room for you to add some commentary though, if you want to. --THE 12:50, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a bajoodle!

You're welcome --THE 14:45, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm back from the desert.

The long brutal trip was pleasing. Time away from uncylopedia was brilliant. I love the occasional vacation. I hope you took good care of the website for the past 5 days, Mr. THY.

Sincerely,--Fonchezzz 00:11, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't even know how to respond anymore. Yes. --THE 14:45, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

• ERRGGHH* I'm sorry the correct answer is The B-52s

--Fonchezzz 23:22, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Look at me! Look at me! I'm a soap Bobba JEE!--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 02:12, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Good grief. what a hideous signature. --THE 12:46, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

good greibancee! thats the regarde!

I ENJOy SMASHING tic-TAC CARTRAGES AND TAPING THEM BACK TOGETHHHHRerT

--|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 22:16, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

You reviewed my article

And I fixed a section you commented on. Perhaps you could up the score a bit...:)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

I'll take a look :))))))))))))))))))))) (a very fat person smiling) --THE 12:22, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

And now it's nominated for VFH. Not doing so well either. Every vote counts!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

With Thanks

A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads: "The The Don thanks you for voting for Film Noir. He offers a free secret from Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward." The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

Thanks for your vote. Don alun 21:44, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

BB thanks thee!

For voting for OCRD, Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue. BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.

Thanks again! -- CUN PLS VFH (Miniluv•Minitrue•Unsoc) 11:12, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I need help....again

Can you help me out with this? I'm hopelessly stuck and it needs a push. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 12:54, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

I threw my two cents in, though it was pretty funny already. --THE 21:18, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

The Page et al

Very good, well done. Not too out blatant (which is apparently bad around these parts), so good. Put it in the Pee so I can do this formally.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:03, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. Pee Review submitted. Oh, and don't be too upset about your article getting voted down. You win some, you lose some. Not everyone will be crazy about every article you write. Like overtly political humor, sexual humor just isn't to everyone's taste. --THE 15:33, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

I think we're killin em, kid. ;) --THINKER 06:29, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Wow...35 votes...insane! Is that really a record? --THE 15:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, a pretty substantial one at that; the old one was 28 (Horton Hires a Ho and UnBooks:The Anarchist Cookbook). And then, the day after this mirth-filled occasion, I come home to a ransacked apartment. FUCK! :( --THINKER 21:43, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

YOURWELCOMEYOURWELCOMEYOURWELCOMEYOURWLECOMEOYUEOOROJEWO!!!!!!!!!11111111 --THE 14:54, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Seems like I'm thanking you a lot today...

	Rejoice, THE! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks for the review, very helpful. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:44, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Hey no problem. Great article, by the way..."The show was very popular, especially among parents who wanted their children to "be more like that Satan." hilarious! --THE 14:54, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

A slightly belated thank you

Thanks for the pee review as well. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:55, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. --THE 20:47, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Blech..

I don't know if you saw the little box on my user page, but I got robbed a couple of days ago, and that new computer I loved so much is now in the hands of some god aweful piece of shit (one that isn't me).. I promise I haven't abandoned our project, and once the next new computer is secured, I will be right back at it. --THINKER 21:41, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, man! I'm sorry to hear about your apartment :(. But it's good that you're looking from it with a mellow, comedic perspective as opposed to a "OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GONNA SUE THE ASS OFF THE FIRST PERSON I MEET" perspective. It's what Alister would have done, if his...uh...apartment had been robbed. And no worries about SS. I'll be going away for about a week pretty soon, so I won't be able to work on it for a little while either. --THE 14:40, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Which means I can work on the commentary, right? -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 14:53, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111 No offense. But it's a project that ME and The Thinkerer have been working on. For like, 80 years now. GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!1 Don't exploit the fact that we'll both be absent to flood the thing with your unrelated quotes guy quotes. IT'S OURS IT IS!!!!! AND WE WANTS IT!!!!! </obligatory lord of the rings reference> --THE 14:56, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

OK, fine. Settle down.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:02, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I REFUSE TO SETTLE DOWN!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Okay. Rant over. Sorry if I seemed offensive, uh, ish. Good thing you didn't say "Which means I can work on the commentary right, you terrorist?" or my rant would have been at least eighty pages long :) --THE 15:05, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

But it does mean I can work on the commentary. And you are a terrorist. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:07, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

NO I'M NOT NO I'M NOT OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME START RANTING ABOUT POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111 --THE 15:08, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Global warming is a conspiracy! Global warming is a conspiracy! Global warming is a myth! Global warming is a myth! -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:11, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

I don't want to start ranting...but...*twitches compulsively*...JUST LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE, BUDDY!!!! IT INDICATES TO THE CONTRARY!!!! Scientists actually look at evidence first, and THEN arrive at a conclusion, unlike what YOU have done, which is just as you described it. In your own words, you've decided already what you want to believe, and now you refuse to change your mind, no matter HOW much evidence says your preconcieved notions are WRONF. Sometimes, changing one's views can be a GOOD thing. It's not easy, but it's healthy and good for the soul to realize that it's possible to be mistaken. Or misguided. Look at me. "It's good for the soul." I'm talking about the nature of the human soul. Like Alister. In sex seafood. Or in the commentary. The commentary that you should leave alone. That rant just came completely full circle. --THE 15:21, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

PS, did Bruce mess up your average in his class the way he did mine? I'm curious if this was just an isolated incident or if it was something he did to everybody. --THE 15:21, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

No he did it to mine too. My semester average was three points lower than it was supposed to be. He gave me an 81 and I should have an 85. Just when I thought I had set things straight with him... -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

HA! I figured he'd done that to more than one person. Hell, I bet everyone in all of his classes has been facing the same problem. I bet little miss C.R. is at his house, strangling him as we speak. --THE 23:47, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Fun Read

Why is it so foaming?

Mmmmm...a fun read indeed. First of all, allow me to call the reliability of your source into question. It's obviously an inherently biased page. The very first thing you see on the homepage is a large-font template bellowing about Al Gore being a hypocrite because he uses up co2 himself. Also, the site links to the bullshit movie "the great global warming swindle" which aired at 3 A.M. in Britain and features a scientist who was also notable for claiming that cigarettes had no effect on the health of smokers.

Now, allow me to address the so-called "evidence" presented in this essay. Sure, CO2 is good for plants, at its NATURAL LEVEL in the atmosphere. We emit SIX BILLION tons of co2 into the atmosphere yearly, and have been doing this for quite some time, and our atmosphere is thin. The site argues that only about 3% of co2 emmissions come from people, yet makes no attempt to explain what "natural sources" there are for co2. Rocks? Trees? Apparently, I'm to believe that if humans are a mere 3% of the planet's yearly co2 emmissions, there's some mysterious "natural source" that's pumping out 199 billion tons of co2 on a yearly basis. Hmmm...I don't know of any natural sources capable of producing that much co2, do you? They argue that the warming of our planet is insignificant because the moon is much more extreme. That argument is so stupid I don't even want to address it. Nobody lives on the moon, do they? They claim that co2 and the greenhouse effect do NOT trap heat, although the fact that venus is the hottest planet in the solar system because of GREENHOUSE GASSES indicates otherwise. It is true that water vapor makes up the majority of greenhouse gases, but the amount of water in our atmosphere hasn't changed. The amount of co2 has. They argue that it is a good thing because it might increase the rate at which crops grow, while they conveniently ignore the melting polar ice caps which have enough volume to raise the sea level by at least 20 feet, enough to displace millions of people, along with the many other downsides to global warming that I'm too lazy to write down here.

What's more, I've read many anti-global warming essays accusing scientists of having some sort of "hidden agenda." This is just preposterous. Whenever there's been a debate between a mass amount of scientists and the "common folk," the mass amount of scientists have turned out to be right. This article makes a lot of profound statements (almost none of which are sourced, and those that are refer to an IPCC report made in 2001. Interestingly enough, the IPCC, upon seeing evidence in recent years, concluded in their 2007 report that global warming is indeed a threat. Oh yeah, Junkscience.com, those are some lovely outdated statistics you've got there.) Also, it makes absolutely no coherent argument at what actually could be causing global warming. What mysterious source could cause such a massive, and incredibly rapid, rise in Earth's temperature? Nothing much in there actually explaining an alternative cause. Scientists look at facts first, and THEN arrive at a conclusion. They looked at the fact that greenhouse gasses can increase temperatures, the fact that humans put out greenhouse gasses, and the fact that temperatures are rising, and put them all together. This isn't all that hard to figure out. Whereas global warming opponents arrive at their conclusion beforehand because they refuse to accept that the human race can have negative effects on the planet, then, when they realize that evidence does NOT support their viewpoints, they frantically google "global warming myths" until they find a rant written by another person who has preconcieved notions about global warming. Scientists who believe in global warming come from all over the world, not just America, and can be found at a wide variety of well respected institutions. Opponents, on the other hand, are often sponsored by oil companies, and typically are American. What's more, they typically operate sites that openly condemn science, or even better, sites like "downwithliberals.com" or "christainsagiantsciene.org". If global warming is such an easy to figure out scam, then why did the Bush Administration find it necessary to pay government scientists not to support the theory? If it is so glaringly obvious that a scientist who looks at the evidence will arrive at an anti-global warming conclusion, then why was it necessary to pay them? I'll tell you why. Because an unbiased, unpaid scientist would look at the evidence and conclude that global warming is a threat, and the human race is the cause. That is the reason most scientists support this theory, because if you use the scientific method (assessing the evidence THEN arriving at a conclusion), that's the conclusion you're gonna get. In conclusion...POOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --THE 20:14, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT polystyrene man!!! That website pissed me off so much, it triggered probably the longest rant I've ever written!! I didn't realize how long that baby was until after I hit "save"!!! I was thinking of shortening it, but I suppose it's better in its original, "raw and uncut" form. --THE 20:18, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT THE!!! I never realized how passionate you are about this subject. I mean, we've had a few heated debates regarding global warming, but I had no clue you were capable of unleashing a rant of such epic proportions! -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 21:39, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT LEOISPOTTER... hmmmkay, I was just posting a link. It's not my opinion, but I thought you would like to take a look at the other side of the issue. I don't think anyone should be allowed to say for certain that human-caused global warming does(n't) exist. Face facts: There's plenty of evidence against it, just as there is evidence for it. So what if the sources are from 2001? That's also the year we went to Jupiter and got sucked into another universe to see the Starchild. Also, peeps have been pushing the "greenhouse effect" since the 90s at least... old data? Also so so so... you can't argue that Al Gore is a dumbass bitch crackwhore-fucker. He represents the ugly politics behind global warming that make it so hard to say for certain whether it is a human-caused phenomenon. Also, the statistics about CO₂ in our atmosphere are entirely true- I've seen them in other places, as well. Nevertheless, we might be riding on a fragile planet where the tiniest change in atmosphere composition can bring about crazy ass changes and hair loss. I don't see this source as "poopy" in any way. You've just decided on your opinion and refuse to change it... sound familiar, Dannnnnnno? At least accept the possibility that global warming might not be human-caused.

I continue to support the mass-slaughtering of cows, so as to remove the obscene amounts of methane that are being pumped into the air day after day life turns grey they don't like him the fool on the hill sees the sun going down and the eyes in his head see the world spinning around the universe which revolves around me and my best friend.

In conclusion: Global warming will bring about mass cannibalism around the equator. --Polystyrene Man 04:05, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT POLYSTYRENE MAN!!! Why is this incoherent rant being addressed to me? I agree with you! And in addition, I also believe that global warming was caused by greedy scientists who enslaved the Eskimos and forced them to hack up the ice caps with ice picks. Since the ice caps started melting, the libs panicked and gave scientists shitloads of money to research global warming. Then, the scientists hoarded all the money and used it to buy themselves mansions and fancy cars. Hmm... I should write an UnNews about this... -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 20:59, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

HOLY SHIT EVERYBODY. Time for my rebuttal. Well, first of all, the fact that the sources are from 2001 and come from an organisation that now fully supports the theory of global warming says something to me. Secondly, yes, people have been predicting global warming since the early nineties, and guess what? EVERYTHING THEY PREDICTED IS HAPPENING TODAY. Al Gore does NOT represent the real arguments behind global warming, the planet's scientists do. Scientists who look at evidence FIRST. As I said before, scientists all over the world (not just from America) believe in global warming. Scientists, unlike you, do NOT decide their opinions first and refuse to change them. I am NOT doing what you accuse me of, because there was a time when I had the exact same opinion that you did, a time when I believed, like you, that human beings were not the cause of global warming. Then I took another look at the facts and the opposition. The facts:co2 causes a planet to warm up. Whether it's because it traps heat, or it radiates solar waves or whatever the fuck that website of yours was saying is not important, either way it STILL causes, erm, warming. Humans put out a hell of a lot of co2. The earth is warming up as we speak. People who deny global warming have no unifying concept. They all loudly say "humans don't cause it!!!" yet they offer no other legitimate scientific cause for what is happening today.

Now time for a poetic analogy. Leoispotter knows how much I love philosophical analogies. Let's say, you're in a room with three of your family members and a little kid, and you are continually pouring a liquid down the little kid's throat. 18 chemists are in the room with you, and 17 of them say the liquid is poison. 1 of them claims it is not poison, but he's the one who sold it to you. You and your family ignore the 18 people, saying "I don't see any evidence that this is poison," and you continue pouring down the little tyke's throat. Within several minutes, the kid is turning a sickly shade of gray, his nose is bleeding, and he is trembling violently. Basically, everything that the 17 chemists said would happen to the child is happening. The one chemist who sold it to you says "oh, this is just a phase. He'll be back to normal in no time." Yet, do you really want to take the risk? That is the same thing that is happening to earth. Years ago, scientists predicted this, except for a few who had cozy relations with oil companies. We ignored them. Now, all the "symptoms" the scientists predicted are happening, just as the scientists said they would. I say the idea that there is some miraculous "OTHER source" of global warming is preposterous, especially since the so-called scientists who deny global warming have suggested no plausible alternative theory for what is causing this warming. Yes, there is an extremely slim chance that humans aren't the cause. But can we afford to take the risk, and gamble the future of the planet on the basis of the words of a very small, not very well respected group of so-called scientists? Or should we just suck up our pride, listen to the 17 chemists, and change our ways? If we lower our co2 emmissions, then we find out we didn't cause global warming, then great! We won't ever have to worry about co2 warming our planet the way it warms venus. But if we DON'T lower our co2 emmissions, and we find out that we WERE the cause of global warming...it'll be too late. The little kid will be too poisoned to save. And we will look back on this time as the time when we could have chosen to act, but chose not to, and therefore screwed up the future of the planet. In conclusion......--THE 12:42, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah PS--I'm leaving to go on vacation in several seconds, and consequently I won't be available to rant for about a week. --THE 17:02, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Have fun with this poetic analogy: We're back in the middle ages and 100% of Europeans believe the earth is flat. They've got tons of proof (just look out the window), and it's widely accepted and indisputed... until... A MAN-EATING POLAR BEAR FILLS IN THE BLANKS --Polystyrene Man 01:18, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Thankie

The US Government Salutes You!

Thank you for your help in the capture of
Mumulla Abdula Krall

Your vote has aided the US Government in it's ongoing fight against granny terror.

Hope you're enjoying sabbatical; did a little more on the commentary, will rock it some more tomorrow! :) --THINKER 04:58, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

THECOOKIE

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake! Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

For your general asomeness. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 12:27, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Why, thank you! You're pretty "asome" yourself! :-D --THE 12:58, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review

Sorry I forgot to thank you until now, THE, but I've been so busy. Anyways, thanks for the review you did for 667:Neighbor of The Beast. I very much appreciate the constructive criticism. Also, the reason the last two sections were weaker was general laziness on my part. XP Thanks again, -P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:12, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet! Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Woohoo, I got one too! Thanks for helping me out with this one-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:10, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Mucho, mucho, cootchie cootchie!

Dame GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:23, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

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Userpage poll

In case anyone cares I voted for Pink Floyd.     Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 22:39, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

WOOT! I'm just going to assume that you actually believe in what you're voting for so we don't have put you up against the wall. Otherwise, one of these days, I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll run like hell just to escape the echoes.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:11, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Not to mention the fact that people who don't like Pink Floyd are messed up rat bags and fucked up old hags. Also, charades they are. --THE 13:07, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha. Speaking of which.....WELCOME BACK, THE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:38, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank. It's good to be back --THE 15:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Right-o. And it's a new month, with new stuff happening. Did you know there's a new VFS going on? And all vote pages are for July instead of June now. I'm hopelessly stuck in writer's block, but am slowly plugging away on this page, which is based on this page, which we've been tagged by.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:09, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, the net authority article looks pretty good so far. I can probably provide some better suggestions later on, I'm rather busy now trying to figure out how VFS works :/ --THE 15:27, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, there's something else you could do too....:D-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Be careful with that axe, Eugene because it's high time, Cymbaline. You might get dragged down by the stone. stone. stone. stone.....-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:40, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. If, by axe, you mean shamelessly linking to WotM, then I should be, you're right. Meantime, I'm off to pull a Polystyrene Man and spam the link on peoples' talk pages!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, enjoy yourself, but keep in mind, spamming links is BAD!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!! --THE 15:49, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I have plenty more links to spam. I would, but that would be tacky.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Notes on the Project, part 14

Only 1 act left!! After that, we're going to have some decisions to make.. :D --THINKER 01:30, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Aha, excellent!! I'll get to work as soon as I can tomorrow. Weeeeeeeeee! --THE 22:08, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Yay THE is home! I missed ya pal, glad you're back and we can push forward with our projects. Oh, by the way, I added a new intro for Petey, and in my quest for Bog-related humor (or Bogdanoquest, if you will), I found this hilarious video. Did you know Peter Bogdanovich has been to ever Hollywood premiere ever? Enjoy the hilarity of Pete's Hitchcock impression: [2] --THINKER 03:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

I'll watch the clip as soon as I can get on another computer, since the one I'm on doesn't have the required media player. I did the last act, it's all ready for your finalizing edits. --THE 14:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

HA! I finally got to watch it. Hilarious! I recently stumbled across Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women, a film that Boggy apparently narrated. Enjoy the link to the full movie, it's quite a masterpiece. Boggy doesn't sigh or anything when he is narrating unfortunately, because that would have been quite hilarious --THE 13:41, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Direction and Narration! Is there anything Peter can't do? And yes I've had the pleasure of viewing this one, and it does my heart good (as a Mystery Science Theater freak and genuine fan of B cinema.. 1.7 stars on IMDb!). This is might be before he discovered hash and slowed down considerably. --THINKER 17:57, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, chap. Carry on.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

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I don't believe spam is covered in delicious chocolate!

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“I don't believe spam is covered in delicious chocolate!”

~ Oscar Wilde on nougat

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“I don't believe spam is covered in delicious chocolate!”

~ User:Polystyrene Man on nougat

Hmmm...is this some new form of pseudo poetry? Speaking of which, here's another poetic metaphor: a user has a shitload of reading for AP and is trying to trudge his way through it, and is curious how far one of his classmates, who is also a user, has gotten. ?. --THE 15:21, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

On a scale of one to ten, he would not have started even one page. Procrastination is a chocolate eclair filled with vanilla. --Polystyrene Man 15:25, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. I started one of them, but haven't looked at it for quite some time. Oh, and you should probably revert whatever the hell you did to Leoispotter's userpage. My internet crashed and kicked me out when I tried to load it!!!!!!!1111111111 --THE 15:32, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Oh. You've been blocked. I kinda saw that coming man...you were pulling a fonchezzz... --THE 15:36, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Nougat?-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 15:42, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Who are you and what have you done to my talk page?

Say, THE, I noticed you dropped me a "You're Welcome" message on my talk page, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was I thanked you for. Oh, and I have a crapload of stuff to read for AP, too. Biology is a killer. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:21, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Was it the Golden Shower and/or the VFH template thingy? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:27, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

You see the section up above called "pee review"? In that section you thanked me. I wrote a review of "neighbor of the beast". Remember? --THE 23:38, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Ya, that's what I thought, but I wasn't sure. Thanks for voting on it in VFH, btw. If it gets enough votes, I'll make a nice template-cookie-colored box type thing for you, and everyone else who voted. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:00, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

CRISIS!

Can you do me a huge favor and archive my talk page? I tried to do it myself, but I screwed it up because I'm computer illiterate. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 00:45, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Never mind, Zombiebaron did it for me.-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 03:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Testing the waters

I am considering nominating my article, American (species), on VFH (again). However, after my last disastrous foray onto VFH, I am being more cautious and testing support before actually nominating. So, would you support such a nomination?
Humble Acolyte of Humor, Radioactive afikomen 03:21, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'd vote for. Though the article may have limited appeal still, simply because of the subject matter. --THE 21:35, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

Auspicious Blessings Upon You! Ceridwyn gifts you this Lucky Bell of the Peaceful Dragon for voting on HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer. May your data chi bring you wealth and luck!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:56, 10 July 2007

You're welcome. and congratulations --THE 21:36, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Wnana?

Og get a head and make an award for me quiztalethingy if you're up for it's here. I'm not experienced with wikiformatting shut an dshit. Mkae and it very shiny wi th tish message: "M'kool because of my shmarts. <link to quiztale>"

Also, a random image this signifizies the gratedness sof the quiztale in and fo rof itself/// give teha ward to led ballogno gouy.,, you cand leoispotterrr cna takeown too, ifn you wnt.

soory, m lost inside here andtits londley alonte. --polytsytrmnr msn TIME ODATRE IMPORTNAT POIECES

ps also: askt hem to life t my ban for smpamming. i dontbe lieve spam its covbernd in delciious chovoclate

Well, I can make a award for you tomorrow, but as for getting you unbanned...try making some nice, constructive, NON "nougat nougat nougat" edits to the uncyc so I can have some way to vouche for your...non-stupidness. Let me know when you have so I can have something to point to and say "see! he can be good!" --THE 21:56, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Learning to spell is helpful, too, you know.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:10, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

I would spell better if'n my keyboard wasn't a-floating three feet in the air with a bowtie hanging loose around the collarbone. You would be, too. THE, just tell them that Leoispotter is a pushover and he would have accepted his userpage the way it was. Besides, nougat nougat nougating is not spam because I don't believe spam is covered in delicious chocolate. Actually, I don't really want to be unbanned that badly. In fact, I've no reason to want to be unbanned... huh... Award is shiny, alright? -Polystyrene Man TIME DATE OPEN PARENTHESIS UTC CLOSED PARENTHESIS

...And now Famine blocked your IP. THE, it looks like our friend is completely shut off from the website. Serves him right, vandalizing my signature. -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 13:01, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Trent Waterbirth and the Case of the Missing Dubloons

Heh heh, I wrote an UnTune -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 22:24, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Purty good. And yeah, I saw that IP's ban coming from a mile away...SPAMI S COVRERED IND SO LDEICIOUS CLHOLCATE!!!! --THE 13:31, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

NOUGAT NOUGAT NOUGAT -- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 13:35, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Yessir.