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Please review Vice President
I have rewritten Vice President - could you review it and if it has been improved, rethink your VFD vote? Dame 
GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:38, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm a noob!
Could you adopt me and show me the Way of the Grue or whatever? You get to act like the old dude in every Kung Fu movie ever!
--User:¶ 18:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
- Sure. I'll adopt you. But first thing that I'm going to suggest is to change your sig. Squiggle already claimed the funny S type thing. It would be better and create less confusion if you made yours the funny backwards P type thing.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 20:36, 3 January 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome. Said changes have been made. Where do I start? --User:¶
- I guess just write something funny in a parody-ish way. For some help with that, read HTBFANJS which will explain what NOT to do.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 02:43, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Nice Catch
On the Health Service article, but as you've no doubt discovered its her article in the first place. :) -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
- Kinda missed that one at first. The fact that it was in the image format her way helped, as I dont see many of those too often--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 01:41, 9 January
2008 (UTC)
Help to make it funnier?
Hi, I sent this to several friends who thought it was hilarious, except for one very religious person who was offended. So advice, please? We thought it was satirical. What can we improve? BlondeWarriorPrincess 21:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC) Thanks BlondeWarriorPrincess 21:35, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Sorry I'm late
Enjoy your late thankin'.
| The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle. |
| Beware the white stuff! |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14
Cookie
| Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For warning me off of 2girls1cup. If I didn't already know what a minefield it was, you'd have saved me from certain doom.--<<
>> 02:56, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Will you please
Please, please fix your sig? One of the random sig options is breaking the forums. I'd fix it myself, but I'm too lazy. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:03 Jan 19, 2008
- Your sig's still fucking up margins, although it's stopped generating boxes. I hope you don't mind if I redirect it for now, because it's seriously getting on my nerves. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 16:15 Jan 19, 2008
Big anti-vandalism guy, eh?
Would you be willing to donate your user name and a link to your user page to a fictional revert war over a Marty Friedman article? All of the roles except "Admin who locks the article" are still open, and you are well qualified for all of them, so you have your choice of "Guy who writes the original article", "guy who reverts some poorly made but well-intentioned edits", "guy who reverts some blatant vandalism" [1], or "guy who reverts the entire article being replaced by a Japanese smilie".
You in?
- --monika 19:52, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
1. ^ No one makes fun of David Ellefson on Uncyclopedia[2] and gets away with it...
2. ^ ::shifty eyes::
- Fuck yea I'm in. Put me down as the guy who reverts the blatant vandalism. List me as TheDudeMan though, all caps might look sorta funny.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
20:07, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
- Awesome, thanks. --monika 20:08, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
- No problem dude.
- Awesome, thanks. --monika 20:08, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
SURPRISE
PENISMAN SURPRISES U! - 
Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 
04:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
I wake up...
...AND YOU'RE STILL WORKING ON PENIS MAN?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:42, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Ah, so close!
Your decruft of Template:Pope was a total of 667 removed bytes. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite • 
16:13, Jan. 21, 2008
THINKER Loves You
DUDE! MAN! You are the man, I know it to be so. The dude is another story, as that title is bestowed to a man greater than most, but hell, you walk in his path, so I'll let it ride, as long as you continue to entertain me in IRC and laugh at my stupid jokes.
Anyway, thank you for your support in the Writer of the Year competition. I'm taking this opportunity to thank you just because I can. So from the bottom of my corrogated, faultily-wired heart, I give thanks. --THINKER 18:08, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
EPIC FAIL!
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| You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH. | |
| Due to the nature of the article, your thanks | |
| template has been stolen from the template | |
| that tells people a user has been infinibanned. | |
| EPIC FAIL! |
Thanks
Hey, thanks for welcoming me. I already read some of those pages you sent me, but I'll be sure to read the rest. Thanks once again. --Grandcamplander 01:07, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
Poopsmiths lounge
Thanks for you additions there. Some of those really are bad, I'm not sure all of them are defiantly VFD material, but I will work through them over time... It looks like you are getting the hang of finding the really bad stuff... Perhaps you could consider making your own list in your userspace, from which you can put your nominations onto VFD yourself as and when a space becomes available? Really the poopsmiths lounge is for 'new' VFD users, and I'm not sure that applies to you as I believe that you have done quite a lot of voting on VFD in the past. If you just wanted to add one or two articles to the Poopsmiths lounge from time to time, that would be OK, but generally we try to discourage people from dumping large lists in there... Thanks. MrN 
01:51, Feb 18
Ahh!
Congratulations Dude (CUN). Welcome to the order. :) MrN 21:35, Feb 18
Thanks be to you!
| Thankings from Led Thanks muchly for the vote for me on VFS. Now to abuse my powers... |
Thanks again for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:55, Mar 1
Welome
Thanks for the welcome! :-D GringoInChile 20:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Thong'd!
| Olipro presents you with this Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing) Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 03:38 Mar 2
Cheers
For your latest batch of nominations over at VFD. I was starting to think I was the only one posting today! Oh, I could not help noticing that you had not added the VFD tag to the pages you nominated. Would ya be a dude and make sure that ya do in the future? I think the admins can refuse to delete if that happens, even if everyone votes Delete so it is kinda important. Thanks. MrN 02:09, Mar 7
- Meh. I probably would have, but i had to turn off the computer in a hurry. I will next time though.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 02:15, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Belated Thanks!
| After months of poop handling and getting a wee bit tired Your UotM vote acted as Red Bull. | 
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Sir Mordillo 
GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S
omg like thanks for the welcome
- But seeing as I have been a member here longer than you, I should be welcoming you.
Hello, THEDUDEMAN, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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- Hah. My bad. Shit happens I guess. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 02:38, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Marijuana
I was resigned to accept your February 19 reversion of my changes to Marijuana, but it has been not sitting right with me. Other than the link to Reefer Madness in the external links, I think everything I did was in keeping with the spirit of the article and added some humor (or at least irony) to an otherwise dry section. If you think I'm wrong, maybe we should consult Kalir who is basically the "owner of this article. --Naughtius Maximus 
F@H Woof!
MeowMUN 23:16, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Hello.
Uh, Hi. Thank you for the welcome. Cool. I just learned how to leave a message without messing with the whole page and adding a section that way. Thank you. First thing I learned. So what is the.... Nvr mind.--CherryBlossom93 23:16, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Any reason
You were banned on IRC by vampiregirl? ~
14:33, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- By request at 2 AM. I needed the sleep.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 17:25, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, OK. I was getting worried. :) ~ 22:44, 25 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, OK. I was getting worried. :) ~
AWB
Did you discuss that with anyone prior to activating it? ~ 22:11, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- I probably should have shouldnt I have. If you want I could probably find the revert button. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 22:13, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- It looks like a handy took, but still, I don't like running automatic tools before the more script oriented people take a look at it. Could you run it by Spang? Or maybe sannse can OK it since it's running on wikipedia? Thanks. ~ 22:16, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- Sure thing, but its not a script. Its a program that runs off the computer. I'd give you the link to check it out, but i cant find it.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 22:26, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
- It looks like a handy took, but still, I don't like running automatic tools before the more script oriented people take a look at it. Could you run it by Spang? Or maybe sannse can OK it since it's running on wikipedia? Thanks. ~
Congratulations!
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And a special thank you for the nomination itself. I do believe this is the fourth attempt and so far the first to draw no "against" votes and the first to have a serious chance of succeeding. Rock on, bro. --
11:15, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
We did it! Duuude... thanks for nomming my article, man! -- 04:39, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
On your knees, then
It's time to give AND receive.
And not the way you think. Give thanks for receiving this:
*ahem* For superlative performance in all site-related tasks, including spontaneous article cleanup, I hereby present you with
Wear your badge with pride, dignity, and flamboyant signs that proclaim your utter supremacy. Congratulations!~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN [talk] 02:43, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Ninjastar
| For reverting the vandal's attack on my userpage Kurgan –{{{4}}}
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Thanks
For the welcome. Username! 01:27, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
- No Problem.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 01:28, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
In defense of the intentional {{teh}} template
This template might seem stupid at first, however, it will prevent most of Fnoodle's correction of intentionally misspelled words, and allows for him to continue to correct the accidental "Template:Teh". It seems like the easiest way around the problem of using an auto-corrector. (Theoretically, someone could design a no-auto correct template, but that would take a lot of work and time). Granted you would need a template for every common intentionally misspelled word that could result from a typo rather than intentional misspelling, but there are actually relatively few words like that. Most intentional misspellings, like ur or haxor do not occur as typos, and most typos are not common intentional spelling errors.--Mnbvcxz 04:42, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Okay
Now that you've managed to completely fuck up my bot's run, care to tell me WHICH templates you DIDN'T subst? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 23:54 May 04, 2008
Aaand... if you're going to be running a bot, please don't make it do things that another bot is already doing, it might seem helpful but is more likely to mess up the other bot. Especially if you don't let anyone know that it's going to be doing it. • Spang • UotF | talk • 00:47, 05 May 2008
Also, your bot's so fat that it has to dismantle itself just to walk out the garage door! Ohhhhh! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) MUP 00:49 May 05, 2008
- My bot only substed {{copyvio}} and {{No rights reserved}}. I thought that you had it running that after ever temploate has been completly subst'ed, itd be restarted, apparently not.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 00:54, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
HALP!
| Doctor Miles Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper has awarded you a cat brain for being part of the largest HALP! chain on IRC, ever |
UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008
The Newspaper With Love In Every Paragraph!
May 8th, 2008 • Issue 1 • Yankees: 5
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